Today was feeling like an old school porno day, so I headed over to our Classics category to check out the goods of decades past. Something about this bizzaro ‘70s flick caught my eye. I mean, you mix weird family dynamics, demons and Annie Sprinkle, and I am so there. Add in a naked Devil jerking off and you have yourself a porno I can’t help but need to review.… More
There aren’t many people that I know that haven’t shared their space with at least one roommate that made their lives a living hell. It pretty much comes with the territory of co-habitating with other people, right? And while I’ve been lucky in my own roommate choices over the years, I’ve definitely found myself in less than desirable living situations. That said, I took one look at Roommate From Hell and knew that I had to check it out. I mean, I’ve had bad roommates and I’ve had roommate that I’ve slept with, but I’ve never mixed awful roommates and sex, so I just needed to see what this was all about.… More
It’s not really the time of year that we traditionally review horror porn (it’s why I love October so much!), but when I stumbled across Tails From The Zipper in our WTF? Category, I just knew it had to be today’s review. I mean really, with a description like this, can you see why I wouldn’t be able to pass it by?… More
Sure, I love porno with lots of fucking and passion, but sometimes I need a little WTF in my life to shake things up. When you start to feel like the porn you watch at the office is getting a little ho-hum, it’s time to get weird. Yes, I used the word weird. It doesn’t mean I’m “yucking your yum” nor does it mean that I think you’re a bad person for liking it or getting off to it. Hell, it doesn’t even mean that it isn’t something that I don’t get off to my damn self. I like weird!… More
You know what happens when you’re bored with the “usual”? Sword Fighting Girls, that’ what. When my eyes glaze over at the thought of sexin’ I know it’s time to hit up the WTF category. It isn’t always pretty, but there’s generally a shiny little gem waiting to be uncovered. Granted, what i consider a gem might not exactly get you excited about masturbating, but it will probably make you smile and tilt your head. On the other hand, who am I to say what gets your engined revved up? Your hand might be sliding down your pants at the mere thought of girls and swords!… More
It doesn’t happen all that often, but sometimes I just don’t “get” the porno I am watching. Usually it’s because the movie is super artsy and full of random, interspersed images, or it’s a classic that evokes the sensibilities of a different time period, but sometimes it is just because the movie is from a different country.… More
As much as I love watching folks fucking on film (which is a lot a lot, of course), some days I like to look for something a little more off-the-wall to review and bring to your attention. Ginger suggested Hentai porn when I was deciding what to pick and while I really wasn’t into watching Hentai (I could never do it the justice our old blogger Frzkey could), I figured I would check out the animated category anyway, just to see what I could find. And clearly I found some stuff I was interested in taking a gander at.… More
Look, I’m not one to “yuck your yum,” as J.D. would say, but when something makes me say “what the fuck” there just isn’t any way for me to bamboozle myself into thinking otherwise.
CPR Assists 3. Well, it is what it is: people pretending to save lives via Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation. I recently became CPR certified, so I thought I’d go ahead and review it. Um, what the fuck just happened in my life? I’m all for saving lives, but this “porno” just made me feel a little like someone gave me mild crotch wedgie – it doesn’t hurt, but it damn sure is uncomfortable. We aren’t talking about a quick resuscitation into some sort of hot sex scene, we’re talking about the act of (fake) CPR. I guess I should give them props for committing, but it just rubbed me the wrong way. I’d never stop you from watching it, nor would I cast judgment upon you, but watching the movie made me, well, uneasy.… More
What a disappointment that we only just found these totally bare-all bathing suits, just as bathing suit season comes to an end. I guess we will just have to get them for our man friends when the weather turns warm next year. Holy cock shot!
What any man needs for those classy days at the beach…
xoxo
- Ginger and JD
Earthquake shakes the East Coast; HotMovies.com Corporate Headquarters Survives
Philadelphia, PA – A rare 5.9 earthquake shook the HotMovies.com and HotMoviesForHer.com corporate headquarters Tuesday afternoon, resulting in nobody hurt and nothing damaged, but terrifying everyone inside.
The building was briefly evacuated, and the east-coasters, un-used to geological events of any kind, were both literally and figuratively shaken. “I won’t be able to sleep tonight. I’ll be up just waiting. I have to call my cats,” said a marketing operative who wisely refused to identify himself. Visibly jumpy, he then added, “What was that?”
“I was worried about my collection of mint condition Buffy the Vampire Slayer figures which are still in the package,” said James Cybert, director of Business Development. As of press time, only an old Brianna Banks action figure had fallen down. Cybert has launched an investigation to find out if that incident was related to Tuesday’s earthquake.… More