And the epic continues…
This series amuses me to no end! It’s an amazing combination of fantasy, nerdiness and hot sex. Plus I end up laughing at least twice during every episode thanks to the brilliant dialogue and crazy fight scenes.
Episode five starts off with a kick ass sword fight that pays homage to the matrix and lesbians at the same time. Some loser shows up and challenges Naudia Nice to a fight. When she wins the battle, we all win because it means she gets it on with the hot chick in chain mail! Lots of pussy licking and finger fucking follow in a scene that is definitely shot with guys who spend most of their time online gaming or watching porn in mind.
Next up a stranger arrives at the gate of the compound after traveling for days. Apparently, our heroes believe in the importance of treating guests well, because Mia Rose, the Elven Princess, takes it upon herself to bring the fading wanderer back to life. Rose proves the healing power of a blowjob before Nice comes in and takes over. The mysterious guest, who is apparently feeling much better, takes Nice on all fours.
As our heroes prepare for the impeding battle between good and evil, I feel a lot better knowing everyone is feeling well. Bring it on bad guys!
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Oh no! The guild master Titus has been kidnapped and is being tortured by bad guys! Lucky for him the Hunter and her loyal companion set off to rescue him. Lucky for us, Shyla Stylez and Mindy Lee get distracted by the taste of pussy on their way. After a little tribadism, they realize the stakes of their mission and get back to it!
It turns out that our heroines are as skilled in the art of war as they are at the art of cunnilingus and, with the help of a freaking bear, they save Titus. The good news is that, despite what I’m sure was some pretty crazy torture, he didn’t spill a word of their secret plans and justly rewarded with a killer bj. Soon after, he gets a little restless and Stylez finds herself on the right end of Titus’ big sword! After the festivities, they continue the mission and we’re left pondering the fate of the world again.
Let me tell you, the Whorelore series keeps getting better. Just when I think it’s impossible to possibly improve upon it, a hot chick with a bow summons a bear. Fine work!
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The Whorelore saga continues in Episode 3 as Remus gathers everything she needs to complete her quest. First up, the sweat of a troll. Oddly enough, I think the troll is Jamacian. She keeps saying “mon” and until she starts rubbing her pussy, talks of nothing but smoking up. So that’s kind of weird… Fortunately, there’s nothing weird about watching Taylor Rain finger herself - which is totally hot besides the occasional “ya mon.” In the end, the elf princess gets what she wants as the troll squirts into a beaker for her.
This episode concludes with a hardcore scene starring Nick Manning, Ava Rose, and Jessica Jaymes. As fans know, there’s lots of magic in Whorelore and watching Rose make Manning’s big cock disappear down her throat is magical indeed. Rose soon disappears, but Manning and Jaymes put on quite a show as the demon pounds the succubus into submission.
Of course, I’m not really sure what this means regarding the quest. To be honest, I kind of got caught up in the fucking and lost track. I suppose that really isn’t a bad thing and I’m going to assume that our heroes are now one step closer to defeating the greater evil.
Just a warning for those of you who don’t like super hardcore flicks – the final scene is pretty aggressive. Of course, demons aren’t known for cuddling…
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Way to step it up Whorelore. I thoroughly enjoyed the first episode of this epic series, but can definitely tell that tey had more time and money to make the second. The first episode, Rogues Do It From Behind, played out like this – quick scan of the scenery, short sword fight, hot fucking. Pirate’s Booty definitely took more time to develop the plot and it’s pretty obvious that they were working with a larger budget by the costume and special effects.
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When you get paid to watch porn all day, you see a lot of the same crap over and over again, so it’s really exciting when someone does something different. We recently began adding the epic Whorelore series to our library and let me tell you, this is basically the biggest thing to happen to geeks since the filming of the LOTR trilogy. By incorporating amazing sex scenes into a fantasy world that includes sorcery, swords, and mythical creatures, Whorelore.com has brought to life what gamers have been dreaming about since they rolled their first twelve-sided die.
The first episode is only ten minutes long, but chock full of fighting and fucking – what else could you possible ask for? Christian plays the Warrior and is searching the land for Monica Mayhem’s Rogue. They engage in battle and the Warrior is no match for the Rogue, who uses both magic and a sword to defeat him. Fortunately for our brave Warrior, Rogue takes pity on the fallen hero and restores his strength the only way she knows how – a sloppy blowjob. After regaining full power, the Warrior really gives it to Rogue, drilling her tight pussy from underneath. Watching Rogue stare into the camera as she licks up every drop of jizz in the final minute is something you don’t want to miss.
P.S. if you knew without pause that “LOTR” is geek speak for “Lord of the Rings,” you’re a total nerd!
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