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Busting the Babysitter is one of those instant classics that remind me why I ever liked porn in the first place. There’s just something about cheesy porn cliches that get me every time, like the pizza delivery guy or the teacher in detention. The sexy babysitter is no exception. Growing up, my babysitters were always older women with kids or pimply-faced girls who were in high school and didn’t want to find a real job. One time, I actually remember ducking behind a house so my babysitter wouldn’t see me walking home from school. Maybe if my parents had hired someone as hot as Kayden Kross, I would’ve come out of hiding.
The movie itself is really great. Kayden Kross is in every scene – which is phenomenal, if you ask me. She plays a babysitter who works for a few different families. As soon as the parents leave and the kids are tucked away, Kayden invites her boyfriends over for some real fun. One of the scenes begins with Kayden reading a magazine and upon finishing, decides it’s as good as a time as any to slide off her jeans and masturbate. Sounds like a Sunday afternoon at my house!
Unfortunately, Kayden always forgets something – a dildo, a talking bird – and gets busted. By the end of the movie, everyone’s joining in on Kayden’s fun and there’s a hot scene by the pool. I won’t ruin anything for you, but it left me wanting to find a part-time babysitting job.
-M.
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I really liked this flick. At first, I was skeptical – the opening scene was entirely anal with ATM (ass-to-mouth) mixed throughout – but I ended up liking it a lot. The scenes weren’t very sensual and there wasn’t a whole lot of attention paid to reaching a climax but everyone seemed to really enjoy themselves and so did I. I think this movie really made me feel nostalgic, as a lot of the scenes reminded me of my first few forays into sex – rushed, clumsy, and keeping my shirt on. My favorite scene was in a girl’s bedroom where she was hanging out with her boyfriend. Things start to heat up and they almost get caught – like a page out of my own book. Even the punk rock boys were reminiscent of my first sexual partners! I just can’t help but wonder – and hope – that my ass looked as good as Sasha Grey’s did.
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Written by: J.D. on May 19th, 2008
For me, there isn’t much sexier than a girl in her underpants. Sure, full nudity is great, but I think that leaving a little to the imagination is so much hotter than hoping right to the full monty. And lucky me, in this flick blonde bombshell Monique Alexander seems to agree. Not only does she model a bunch of cute little hot pants for us and herself, she gets so turned on by it she can’t help but get down on the floor in front of the mirror and get herself off. Lucky us, indeed!
Unfortunately her man doesn’t seem to agree, with a pathetic “don’t I please you?” pout when he finds out she’s been rubbing one out. Whatever man, there is enough pleasure to go around. Good thing he gets over it nice and fast and gets to the good stuff, like sucking and fucking and pleasing her with his thick cock.
Be sure to check out scene two – four words: Monique Alexander, Cowboy Hat. What’s not to like?
-J.D. Bauchery
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Written by: J.D. on April 21st, 2008
Alt Porn rarely makes much sense. I think that’s why I like it so much. Everything can be totally random, but it doesn’t matter, because it’s “edgy,” with over the top plots, fuzzy rimmed camera shots and all those super inked up, attitude fueled ladies. Hot! I think this one has something to do with a video game, but really, who can tell?
Honestly I’ll admit that didn’t care much for most of this movie – it was a little too confusing and the hospital and dungeon settings didn’t really do it for me, but I will say that the chains in scene two were the perfect way to keep one’s balance as they are being fucked up to their tits. I did love me some scene three though, which gives us two chicks goin’ at it in a bathroom stall, using the urinal to prop their heels on to give the best pussy access for licking, sucking and a little hardcore fucking. Hot! Sure it’s a little germy when you think about it, but bathroom sex is can be super hot and this Vivid Premuim alt flick totally does it justice.
-J.D. Bauchery
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Written by: J.D. on April 10th, 2008
This movie is practically a fairytale. Young girl, trapped in the rough life, waiting on her white knight to come and rescue her and take her to Hollywood and fuck her senseless at the same time. I loved every second of this Vivid feature. I’m a huge Jill Kelly fan to begin with and this movie reminded me of my favorite porn flicks from days gone by – a cheesy story with some seriously hot sex scenes throughout. Plus, I forgot how gorgeous Jon Dough was back then. This movie is approximately 11 years old and still holds up. It even made me laugh! The Vivid girls are stunning as usual and Michael Zen has directed another great one. There are a lot of movies in the Stardust series and I recommend all of them. I plan to watch this one again and maybe attempt some of my own damsel in distress acts with my prince charming.
-M.
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If you’re like me and have never experienced a G-spot orgasm, get a Vivid Power G-Massager. To be honest, I didn’t even know there was a G-spot orgasm. I hadn’t had my first orgasm until my late 20′s and that was only with a help of a battery-operated device. I always thought that sex was good, that it was very stimulating, but I never knew what people were talking about when they said, I had multiple orgasms. What the hell, they are having multiples and I can’t get one.
With that being said, I would highly recommend the Vivid Power G-Massager. I would love to be there for your first G-spot orgasm because it is somewhat unexplainable. It is different than a clitoris orgasm; it is, in my opinion, more powerful. It is felt from so far inside that the build up feels overwhelming. This device has such flexibility that you can contort it into a U-shape and reach places that you never knew were there.
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Written by: J.D. on February 22nd, 2008
The groom fucks and it’s really hot. The bride fucks and it’s really hot. But when they fuck each other, this movie takes a dive. Thankfully though, that disaster takes place at the end of the flick and we are treated to roughly an hour of threesomes, girl-on-girl action and, of course, Evan Stone, who is in every porno ever made apparently. Most of the movie takes place in the master bathroom, which isn’t the hottest thing ever for me, but I was pretty impressed by the girls getting it on in an empty bathtub. Even though the tub was oversized, I still give major points to anyone who fucks in a fairly uncomfortable place… like the back of a Volkswagen (sorry, unnecessary pop culture reference).
-J.D. Bauchery
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Written by: J.D. on October 24th, 2007
I love this movie. Love it! I’m also the kind of person that gets totally suckered into watching marathons of The Real World and Surreal Life for hours. You give me people stuck together in a house with a confessional, I give you my full attention. And if you’re like me, and in it for the long haul, this flick is for you. There is a ton of hot sex in this movie, but it’s not all quick to the draw. There are also loads of interviews and fun, non-sexual interactions between the porn star housemates, some of which turn into really hot, hardcore action.
The way it works is that the housemates create scenes and request partners for themselves, and they fuck as the professionals they are, but on a different level. It’s almost as if they break down the barriers between how they fuck on the job and how they fuck in their personal lives. That’s what I love about it. They have discussions about working in porn that actually get to a fairly deep place about the process and how they negotiate working and having sex with people on and off camera. And let’s not forget the sex! Hot, hot, hot! There’s a lot of laughing and joking around – basically everyone looks like they are having a genuinely good time as they get off. Like I said, this movie rocks!
-J.D. Bauchery
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Written by: admin on March 21st, 2007
 Campy, adorable, and cast with some of the hottest talent in the alt-porn genre. Neu Wave Hookers is set in a colorful soft-lit world with a superhip soundtrack. James Deen with Riley Mason on a playground swingset; how amazing is that? And the intro to Sierra Sinn’s double penetration scene with James Deen and Tommy Pistol masturbating on someone’s mom to the song ”Dig It”, is hysterical, matched by the hotness of the actual scene. Dana DeArmond plays Traci Lords in the re-enactment of the casting of the original “New Wave Hookers”. In another scene, Kurt Lockwood picks Riley Mason up, and turns her upside down to 69 while another girl blows him. Sexual acrobatics are kinda really awesome. Especially when they lead to Kurt taking a finger or two up the butt, and liking it. The final scene kicks off with a singalong about the joys of vibrators, and turns into an all girl orgy. An all girl orgy I wish I was in the middle of. To console myself, I think I’ll sing “Orgazmitron” on the way home from work. It’s really a shame we can’t contrast Neu Wave Hookers with New Wave Hookers, as all copies of the original were destroyed, but Eon does a great job both giving us some background on the original movie and of presenting a window into the world of oversexed neu wave club kids. The action is hot *and* inventive enough to satisfy a veteran porno viewer, but is still first-timer-friendly.
-Stoya
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