It looks like we aren’t the only ones who feel that way.  The porn industry us calling for a mass wankout against Santorum on May 1st at 8pm.  Let the country know that you are not interested in allowing that frothy mix into the White House!

(click the image for the video!)

You know what we will be up to on May 1st!

xoxo
-Jd and Ginger

- What makes more sense merged together than a Fleshlight and an iPad case?  Oh man, pervs have the BEST inventions!

- Back in 1989, artist Lisa Anne Auerbach found a bunch of ripped up porno mags on top of a car parked at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport.  It may be 23 years later, but Auerbach is turning one mans trash into another’s treasure, blowing up the scraps into large scale prints for her series “Torn Porn.”  I’m very excited this link has a photo gallery attached.

- Betty Dodson is so amazing.  Not only was she one of the first women to talk openly about female orgasms, now that she is in her 80′s, she still talks about her own orgasms!  I hope I’m this cool when I get older.

- My, oh my, this world is quite a phallic place to live!

- Hazel Jones, the British woman born with two fully formed vaginas, has turned down a million dollar porno proposition by Vivid Entertainment CEO Steve Hirsch.  Oh well, I guess for now we will just have to watch folks with one vag get busy.  (via Tiny Nibbles)

- And lastly, via Tiny Nibbles as well, take a look at the awesome trailer for a new documentary about women in porn called “Aroused.”  It should be out this spring and I can’t wait!

Aroused: The Lost Sensuality of a Woman – Trailer from David Schenk on Vimeo.

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xox0
-JD

Bush.
This Elegant Angel movie focusing on ladies sporting pubic hair (hence the name) took the award for Best Specialty Release – Other Genre.  While I’m not sure exactly what that ‘other genre’ is, I assume it’s the pubic hair talking. Balls deep with some of the hottest performers out there (like James Deen, Allie Haze, Bobbi Starr, Kristina Rose and Kimberly Kane), this video made my list due to the extra sexy clip below.  I love me some Kimberly Kane… even though she keeps her Ugg-esque boots on the whole time.

Spider-Man XXX – A Porn Parody
This year it looks like porno parodies had their day in the sun, even getting a few of their own categories at the 2012 AVN Awards. So, of course, at least one had to make it on to the list.  My favorite of the bunch is Vivid‘s Spider-Man XXX – A Porn Parody, which came home with both the Best Cinematography and Best Parody – Drama awards.  Nice work, Spidey!  My favorite part?  When MaryJane goes in for the upside-down kiss, then Spider-Man reels up, only to come back down with his cock out, looking for a BJ.  Hilarious.

Portrait Of A Call Girl
Apparently I am on an Elegant Angel kick, because this awesome feature film is by EA as well.  Along with nabbing Best Feature, this flick also took home Best Director – Feature (Graham Travis) and Best Actress (Jessie Andrews). It must have been an exciting night for everyone involved!  If you are looking for a porno movie that’s less wham-bam and more story with lots of hot sex, this is the one for you!  Check out my review to read more about what makes this dirty movie so damn awesome!

Ink
Daring Media Group’s sensual foray into beautifully tattooed folks getting busy won this year’s Best Foreign All-Sex Release.  Both elegant and raw, this high quality film encompasses desire and erotic delights – all while hitting it tastefully hardcore.  While that mix is difficult to find in general, it’s even harder to find done well.  Nice work Daring.  You definitely deserve this win!

Belladonna: Sexual Explorer
Oh man, Belladonna is seriously amazing.  Bella and Dana DeArmond took home the Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene award with their ridiculously delicious duo in this double disc set and holy crap do they deserve it.  The whole movie is fantastic (what Belladonna movie isn’t?), but I especially loved this scene and am so happy that it won!  Just take a look at this foot-heavy clip below and see for yourself.

Head over to AVN to see a complete list of winners.

Congratulations to all of this years winners and nominees!

xoxo
-JD

- It looks like those dirty vegetables need a thorough scrubbing, if you ask me. (via Jamye Waxman)

- It turns out that Austrian International School of Sex (AISOS), the world’s first college of applied sexuality, is, in reality, just a fake.  How disappointing is that?  Me thinks it time for someone to step up and really make that happen!

- Big birds (NOT “Big Bird” as everyone keeps thinking I’m saying!) have bloodless ‘birds.’  Scientists recently discovered that erections in large birds, such as the ostriches, are caused by lymph fluid, not blood.  This article also includes a ton of other bird mating factoids that you need to know at your next holiday party.

- Speaking of interesting tidbits to know, check out these 15 crazy things about vaginas.  Be that person at the party that never runs out of awesome knowledge.

- And speaking of vagina, here’s an op-ed about pubic hair – is it extinct?

- Awesome performer Danny Wylde takes on the political climate of America, tearing it into bite site, porno-themed ideas for us to enjoy.  Great read!

- Coldplay’s fancy new tech-savvy flashing wristband system for their new tour was designed by none other than a sex toy inventor.  Not only is that awesome, but the whole thing is blowing up, as the wristbands are even being considered for the London 2012 Olympics!  Pretty snazzy! (via Tiny Nibbles)

- And lastly, it seems that Melissa Rivers has been linked to dating Vivid front man, Steve Hirsch (you know, the one that offers every d-lister a million dollar check to make porn).  I hate to fuel the rumor mill, but you have to admit, it’s a pretty good one… (via AVN)

See, I did good with the holiday tone down. Well, I hope that gets you through to the weekend.  Happy Humpday, my friends.

xoxo
-JD

- An artist that paints with her lips.  What an apt way to begin our World Kiss Day Link Love!

And here is the finished piece!  Amazing, right?

- A Michigan prison inmate filed a lawsuit saying that it is cruel and unusual punishment to be denied porn while in jail and his civil rights are being violated.  I might be able to take this guy a little more seriously if he wasn’t arrested for robbing a bank after the police followed a trail of snowy footprints and dropped money trail to his apartment.  (via Frisky)

- Sex advice from competitive eaters.  My personal favorite quote of the post:

My roommate in college had a theory that eating and sex were such intertwined drives, that you could watch a person eat and know what they would look like in bed. Now when I go to a restaurant, I spend most of my time people watching and not eating. Think about that the next time you’re out.

- Scientist recently discovered the loudest animal in the world (in relation to it’s size) – a tiny water boatman. Apparently this small bug “sings” at 99.2 decibles, which is hella loud for it’s little body.  Why is this sexy you ask?  Because it makes this noise by rubbing its penis against its abdomen.  And yes, it’s a mating call.  Pretty neat, huh?

- One day after the verdict came in, Steve Hirsch of Vivid is already chomping at the bit, offering Casey Anthony a spot in his next movie.  That is if she doesn’t get jail time for the things she was found guilty for…  Oy vey.

- Tristan Taormino is back with more anal!  Advanced anal this time around!  Very exciting!  Alright booty queen, I’m here to learn!

- And SPEAKING of anal adventures, guess who’s back… Belladonna!!!   embed the trailer

HOLY CRAP IT LOOKS AMAZING!  Watch it now!

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-JD

- Well, this is certainly one way to watch porn on an airplane…  So glad we got that one covered.

- Why yes, my dear, you are wearing a giant vagina on your dress.  As well as some weirdly-placed “v” shapes over your actual vag.  Me thinks Forever 21 wants to get in on the Masturbation Month fun! (via Jezebel)

- Steven Hirsch and Vivid are at it again, this time offering Pippa Middleton (royal newlywed Kate Middleton’s younger sister) $5 million to do one explicit scene, with a partner of her choosing.  Apparently the semi-risque photos that have surfaced of her dancing in a bra and towel and sitting in a short dress among liquor bottles means that she is a total bad ass porno chick.  I guess we’ll just have to wait and see! (via Buzzfeed)

- Great interview with queer star Sophia St. James in Whack! Mag.  Seriously, that lady is awesome!

- Are Hilton Hotels really not offering gay porn movies?  Even after all the flitting around the gay community that their darling daughter Paris does?  Surely a huge corporation like that wouldn’t totally contradict itself.  How ridiculous!

- While porn parodies are flaring up all over the place these days, which makes it hard to enjoy them, I do still love me an old school (though from IMDB it looks like 2002, which I guess would be considered old school in porn years) parody.  Check out this awesome Planet of the Apes, or should I say Playmate of the Apes, clip from i09.

- Dude stows his weed pipe in is ass.  Well, at least it was shaped like a dick.  Can I also please note that my mother bought me a pipe that looks exactly like this when she went to Jamaica a few years back.  She thought it was a glass penis sculpture and she wanted to get it for my graduation from my sex ed masters program.  [also note that I don't smoke pot.]  Hilarious.

- And lastly, Buck Angel was on Tyra Banks recently, and he posted a quick clip with his favorite bits.  I wish I had watched the whole thing!

Alright, I hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-JD

Looks Like Fun is made up of four vignettes that were really well set up – at least for porn. I don’t expect more than a line or two indicating one performer is a plumber, lonely housewife or naughty coed for the most part from most XXX, so I was pleasantly surprised by the amount of effort Paul Thomas put into plot.

My favorite scene was the first but that’s really no surprise since it takes place in a book store! Austin Kincaid tries to pick up a sexy couple (Alexis Texas and Alan Stafford) she sees on the beach, but nothing happens. Later she’s at work when Texas comes in and they make good use of a bench in the back of a store. Stafford eventually stumbles upon them and the two ladies turn their attention his way with Kincaid deep-throating his cock with ease.

Things really heat up when they move to a big green pillow type thing in the middle of the store. Besides lusting after furniture, we get a chance to see Texas plowed from behind while up to her eyeballs in pussy. It’s pretty fantastic. Really, you’ve got three gorgeous people who are having a blast and it’s definitely wank worthy.

It may seem silly, but I love that this is the story of a woman trying to pick up a couple that ends in an amazing threeway. They could have easily gone the lesbians making out when guy comes in and saves the day route.

Just for the record, I am still unable to watch the lovely Adrianna Nicole in action due to the fact that she’s my sister-in-law’s doppelganger. Please check out scene three for yourself!

I really like watching group sex, so I thought this was great. There’s only one b/g scene (Monique Alexander & Voodoo) which is pretty good, but I’m a girl who agrees with people who say “the more, the merrier.” If you’re looking for hetero porn for couples, this is one to consider.

BTW, if any Borders executives are reading this, may I suggest renting out stores at night to Porno companies??

Is this an effort to highlight the male performers? Are they trying to feature that second tier of female stars from this time period? I have no clue, but once I stopped trying to figure it out and started watching the XXX I found I didn’t really care!

If there’s one performer who will never be outdone by her co-star, it’s Belladonna and her coupling with Jay Ashley was, not surprisingly, my favorite. I love her scenes from this time period because there’s no denying her sexual appetite, but they aren’t quite as hardcore as the stuff she’s filmed more recently. I mean, I love everything she does, but I feel like her earlier work is more accessible for the masses.

Anyways, this old school Belladonna clip would sound like one of a billion others if I were to list off the sex acts, but when you factor in the leading lady’s awesomeness, you get a super hot scene. Whether she’s swallowing Ashley’s cock or on her back getting pounded, she’s just so amazing to watch.

There are two other scenes I recommend – the tenth with Lesley Zen and Randy Spears. I love Mr. Spears and enjoyed the chance to watch him in action as a young stud. Watching this one made me realize that all these years later that dude still has it! I also really liked watching Audrey Hollander, her husband Otto Bauer and Jace get it on. She’s another dirty bird I never get sick of watching fuck.

If you’re curious about the early work of some stars who are still at the top today, this is a good flick to check out.

- Now those teabaggers can enjoy a nice, steaming cup of pervy deliciousness.  What a beautiful marriage between literal meaning and dirty sex slang.  (via The Frisky)

-  Condom manufacturer Practice Safe Policy recently released limited edition Oil Spill condoms that donate a percentage of their sales to benefit the Gulf Coast Oil Spill.  Talk about making the personal political! I love it!

- Newly convicted sexy spy Anna Chapman is joining the ranks with “celebrities” such as Octomom and Carrie Prejean.  That’s right, Vivid co-chairman Steve Hirsch has offered the recently deported Russian spy a chance to make a film with the porn empire.  And he’ll even send director B. Skow all the way to Moscow to work with her.  Sounds like a win-win to me. (via Jezebel)

- Women’s Penis Size Preference – now in chart form.

- While not the newsiest of news, this list of the 8 Greatest Craigslist JO Sessions is pretty awesome.

- Look who’s crossing over once again.  None other than indie sweetheart Sasha Grey!  She will be appearing as herself on HBO’s Entourage, starting August 1, in a role that is rumored to stretch into the next season.  Very exciting, though I don’t know if it’s still considered “crossing over to mainstream” if you are playing yourself…

- I think this blog post about queer Porn by Amie Wee is pretty awesome.  I feel like we’d be friends.

- And why, again, do we not have the Sex Party here in America?  This ad from the Australian Sex Party has me wanting to go down… under. (via Jezebel)

- Woohoo! John Stagliano’s obscenity case has been totally dropped! Finally, something that makes sense about this situation!

- And lastly, Brostitution, a documentary.  I wonder if this would be called “friend work”??

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

I have to talk about the first scene, mostly because there are tons of books in the background! Is it a bad thing that I spent as much time trying to figure out what books were there as I did watching cock slide in and out of Alexis Texas’ pussy. Ok, so that’s a bit of an overstatement because it’s a really hot scene staring Texas and Austin Kincaid who seem to enjoy each other as much as they love the big dick they’re sharing.

My favorite was the threesome with Alexander, Adrianna Nicole and Alex Gonz. Adrianna really steals the show as she gets fucked by Gonz while Alexander tongues her clit. While Gonz isn’t my favorite male performer, he definitely won some points with me as he takes on these two stunning women.

With four XXX vignettes and over two hours of hardcore action, this one is definitely worth checking out. The plot isn’t groundbreaking, but the dirty stuff is top notch. Of course, I expect nothing less from Vivid releases.