I don’t think I’ve ever wished to be Derrick Pierce before, but after this nearly 2 hour in-depth “interview” with Meggan Mallone, I am definitely wishing I was at least in his shoes. A journalist for an internet magazine, Pierce meets up with the Vivid newbie at a local restaurant for a little one-on-one chat that ends in debauchery when they end up back at her house to finish the conversation. While their discussion is interspersed with Jennifer Dark and Voodoo fucking both each other and everyone else, it was really Derrick and Meggan that I was enjoying. Well, more like Meggan Mallone. Not that I don’t appreciate Derrick Pierce’s hard body, nice tattoos and great acting job, I’ll admit that it’s more often than not the ladies I am looking for and Meggan Mallone is definitely one worth checking out. Brunette, brash and sassy, Ms. Mallone might just be my new favorite star to keep an eye on.
-J.D. Bauchery
1 Comment »
Leave it to Tristan Taormino to take porno to the next level. Not only is this sex educator extraordinaire an author, editor and director, she’s a totally innovator! Bringing it back to the stylings of the very first reality show, Tristan goes “Real World” on porn and brings seven stars together for 36 hours with no scripts, no directions and no expectations. Just decide who you wanna fuck and make a scene. It could have been a complete disaster, but instead Tristan Taormino in actuality created an amazing space for porn stars to really talk about their experiences and get down to the nitty gritty of the industry.
This installment, the first of the series, brings together the likes of Dana DeArmond, Kurt Lockwood, Mika Tan, Jack Lawrence, Mr. Marcus, Taryn Thomas and Marie Luv. That is one house full of hotness. It was really cool to hear the stars talk as a group about the issues of working in the adult industry and the stigmas and challenges they face. While I loved the actual sex, of course, to me it’s always a treat to listen to porn stars talk about being porn stars. Cut me some slack, I’m an academic pervert.
The talking was great and all, but it Taryn Thomas, Kurt Lockwood and Mika Tan in scene 6 that totally took this reality raunch romp to that lip biting, squirming in your chair place. Mika Tan straps on and fucks Kurt Lockwood! How fucking hot! Don’t trust me – stop reading and get to clicking the link!
-J.D. Bauchery
No Comments »
Penny Flame may be the most adorably sexy porn star I’ve ever seen. I want to hang out with her and bake cookies just as much as I’d like to lay her down and give her a handjob of her own. While the actual info about handjobs in this instructional flick is awesome and extremely thorough, Flame is what really makes the movie with her entertaining while she informs approach. Both her instructions and demonstrations are pumped full of flirty fun, on-point tips and useful ideas – not to mention the wet pussies and rock hard cocks – and easy to both understand and enjoy.
I will say I would have liked if the little Penny Flame pop ups were a farther and fewer between, but I’ll admit that the pointers popping up were interesting and good to know. All in all, I am consistently impressed with (and worked up by) Vivid Ed’s instructional offerings and this Penny Flame addition only strengthens (and hardens) my love for their awesomely engaging and totally hot way of dispersing sexy knowledge.
-J.D. Bauchery
No Comments »
Busting the Babysitter is one of those instant classics that remind me why I ever liked porn in the first place. There’s just something about cheesy porn cliches that get me every time, like the pizza delivery guy or the teacher in detention. The sexy babysitter is no exception. Growing up, my babysitters were always older women with kids or pimply-faced girls who were in high school and didn’t want to find a real job. One time, I actually remember ducking behind a house so my babysitter wouldn’t see me walking home from school. Maybe if my parents had hired someone as hot as Kayden Kross, I would’ve come out of hiding.
The movie itself is really great. Kayden Kross is in every scene - which is phenomenal, if you ask me. She plays a babysitter who works for a few different families. As soon as the parents leave and the kids are tucked away, Kayden invites her boyfriends over for some real fun. One of the scenes begins with Kayden reading a magazine and upon finishing, decides it’s as good as a time as any to slide off her jeans and masturbate. Sounds like a Sunday afternoon at my house!
Unfortunately, Kayden always forgets something - a dildo, a talking bird - and gets busted. By the end of the movie, everyone’s joining in on Kayden’s fun and there’s a hot scene by the pool. I won’t ruin anything for you, but it left me wanting to find a part-time babysitting job.
-M.
No Comments »
I really liked this flick. At first, I was skeptical - the opening scene was entirely anal with ATM (ass-to-mouth) mixed throughout - but I ended up liking it a lot. The scenes weren’t very sensual and there wasn’t a whole lot of attention paid to reaching a climax but everyone seemed to really enjoy themselves and so did I. I think this movie really made me feel nostalgic, as a lot of the scenes reminded me of my first few forays into sex - rushed, clumsy, and keeping my shirt on. My favorite scene was in a girl’s bedroom where she was hanging out with her boyfriend. Things start to heat up and they almost get caught - like a page out of my own book. Even the punk rock boys were reminiscent of my first sexual partners! I just can’t help but wonder - and hope - that my ass looked as good as Sasha Grey’s did.
No Comments »
For me, there isn’t much sexier than a girl in her underpants. Sure, full nudity is great, but I think that leaving a little to the imagination is so much hotter than hoping right to the full monty. And lucky me, in this flick blonde bombshell Monique Alexander seems to agree. Not only does she model a bunch of cute little hot pants for us and herself, she gets so turned on by it she can’t help but get down on the floor in front of the mirror and get herself off. Lucky us, indeed!
Unfortunately her man doesn’t seem to agree, with a pathetic “don’t I please you?” pout when he finds out she’s been rubbing one out. Whatever man, there is enough pleasure to go around. Good thing he gets over it nice and fast and gets to the good stuff, like sucking and fucking and pleasing her with his thick cock.
Be sure to check out scene two – four words: Monique Alexander, Cowboy Hat. What’s not to like?
-J.D. Bauchery
2 Comments »
Alt Porn rarely makes much sense. I think that’s why I like it so much. Everything can be totally random, but it doesn’t matter, because it’s “edgy,” with over the top plots, fuzzy rimmed camera shots and all those super inked up, attitude fueled ladies. Hot! I think this one has something to do with a video game, but really, who can tell?
Honestly I’ll admit that didn’t care much for most of this movie - it was a little too confusing and the hospital and dungeon settings didn’t really do it for me, but I will say that the chains in scene two were the perfect way to keep one’s balance as they are being fucked up to their tits. I did love me some scene three though, which gives us two chicks goin’ at it in a bathroom stall, using the urinal to prop their heels on to give the best pussy access for licking, sucking and a little hardcore fucking. Hot! Sure it’s a little germy when you think about it, but bathroom sex is can be super hot and this Vivid Premuim alt flick totally does it justice.
-J.D. Bauchery
No Comments »
This movie is practically a fairytale. Young girl, trapped in the rough life, waiting on her white knight to come and rescue her and take her to Hollywood and fuck her senseless at the same time. I loved every second of this Vivid feature. I’m a huge Jill Kelly fan to begin with and this movie reminded me of my favorite porn flicks from days gone by - a cheesy story with some seriously hot sex scenes throughout. Plus, I forgot how gorgeous Jon Dough was back then. This movie is approximately 11 years old and still holds up. It even made me laugh! The Vivid girls are stunning as usual and Michael Zen has directed another great one. There are a lot of movies in the Stardust series and I recommend all of them. I plan to watch this one again and maybe attempt some of my own damsel in distress acts with my prince charming.
-M.
No Comments »
If you’re like me and have never experienced a G-spot orgasm, get a Vivid Power G-Massager. To be honest, I didn’t even know there was a G-spot orgasm. I hadn’t had my first orgasm until my late 20’s and that was only with a help of a battery-operated device. I always thought that sex was good, that it was very stimulating, but I never knew what people were talking about when they said, I had multiple orgasms. What the hell, they are having multiples and I can’t get one.
With that being said, I would highly recommend the Vivid Power G-Massager. I would love to be there for your first G-spot orgasm because it is somewhat unexplainable. It is different than a clitoris orgasm; it is, in my opinion, more powerful. It is felt from so far inside that the build up feels overwhelming. This device has such flexibility that you can contort it into a U-shape and reach places that you never knew were there.
Read the rest of this entry »
No Comments »
The groom fucks and it’s really hot. The bride fucks and it’s really hot. But when they fuck each other, this movie takes a dive. Thankfully though, that disaster takes place at the end of the flick and we are treated to roughly an hour of threesomes, girl-on-girl action and, of course, Evan Stone, who is in every porno ever made apparently. Most of the movie takes place in the master bathroom, which isn’t the hottest thing ever for me, but I was pretty impressed by the girls getting it on in an empty bathtub. Even though the tub was oversized, I still give major points to anyone who fucks in a fairly uncomfortable place… like the back of a Volkswagen (sorry, unnecessary pop culture reference).
-J.D. Bauchery
No Comments »
