Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. Sorry about the Link Love lapse last week (would you look at that alliteration!), but I was heading to Boston to talk about porn at a conference (seriously), and I didn’t get a chance to celebrate the Humpday with you all. Oh well, I’m back this week and ready to get my party on and bring you the dirtiest news the web has to offer. Let’s get to it!
- What makes more sense merged together than a Fleshlight and an iPad case? Oh man, pervs have the BEST inventions!
The 29th Annual AVN Awards rocked Vegas this past weekend, celebrating the best of the best in dirty action. This ‘Oscars of porn’ is pretty much the event of the industry, so we figured what better way to congratulate the winners than to do a Top Five Tuesday, right? Unlike top fives we’ve done in the past, I thought we might switch it up a little this week and add in clips for some of the five featured flicks. So, let’s do it!
Bush.
This Elegant Angel movie focusing on ladies sporting pubic hair (hence the name) took the award for Best Specialty Release – Other Genre. While I’m not sure exactly what that ‘other genre’ is, I assume it’s the pubic hair talking. Balls deep with some of the hottest performers out there (like James Deen, Allie Haze, Bobbi Starr, Kristina Rose and Kimberly Kane), this video made my list due to the extra sexy clip below. I love me some Kimberly Kane… even though she keeps her Ugg-esque boots on the whole time.
Spider-Man XXX – A Porn Parody
This year it looks like porno parodies had their day in the sun, even getting a few of their own categories at the 2012 AVN Awards. So, of course, at least one had to make it on to the list. My favorite of the bunch is Vivid‘s Spider-Man XXX – A Porn Parody, which came home with both the Best Cinematography and Best Parody – Drama awards. Nice work, Spidey! My favorite part? When MaryJane goes in for the upside-down kiss, then Spider-Man reels up, only to come back down with his cock out, looking for a BJ. Hilarious.
Portrait Of A Call Girl
Apparently I am on an Elegant Angel kick, because this awesome feature film is by EA as well. Along with nabbing Best Feature, this flick also took home Best Director – Feature (Graham Travis) and Best Actress (Jessie Andrews). It must have been an exciting night for everyone involved! If you are looking for a porno movie that’s less wham-bam and more story with lots of hot sex, this is the one for you! Check out my review to read more about what makes this dirty movie so damn awesome!
Ink
Daring Media Group’s sensual foray into beautifully tattooed folks getting busy won this year’s Best Foreign All-Sex Release. Both elegant and raw, this high quality film encompasses desire and erotic delights – all while hitting it tastefully hardcore. While that mix is difficult to find in general, it’s even harder to find done well. Nice work Daring. You definitely deserve this win!
Belladonna: Sexual Explorer
Oh man, Belladonna is seriously amazing. Bella and Dana DeArmond took home the Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene award with their ridiculously delicious duo in this double disc set and holy crap do they deserve it. The whole movie is fantastic (what Belladonna movie isn’t?), but I especially loved this scene and am so happy that it won! Just take a look at this foot-heavy clip below and see for yourself.
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek stretch. While we are firmly entrenched in holiday season, I’ve tried my best this week to not go overboard with the seasonal cheer (um… like maybe I did last week…). This time I tried to hold back and bring you all the non-holiday themed sexy news out there, so let’s get to it!
- Speaking of interesting tidbits to know, check out these 15 crazy things about vaginas. Be that person at the party that never runs out of awesome knowledge.
- Coldplay’s fancy new tech-savvy flashing wristband system for their new tour was designed by none other than a sex toy inventor. Not only is that awesome, but the whole thing is blowing up, as the wristbands are even being considered for the London 2012 Olympics! Pretty snazzy! (via Tiny Nibbles)
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. Not only is this a special Humpday with a shortened week, it’s also International Kissing Day! So many things to celebrate, so without getting into a whole blog post intro blah-dee-blah, let’s just get to it!
- A Michigan prison inmate filed a lawsuit saying that it is cruel and unusual punishment to be denied porn while in jail and his civil rights are being violated. I might be able to take this guy a little more seriously if he wasn’t arrested for robbing a bank after the police followed a trail of snowy footprints and dropped money trail to his apartment. (via Frisky)
My roommate in college had a theory that eating and sex were such intertwined drives, that you could watch a person eat and know what they would look like in bed. Now when I go to a restaurant, I spend most of my time people watching and not eating. Think about that the next time you’re out.
- Scientist recently discovered the loudest animal in the world (in relation to it’s size) – a tiny water boatman. Apparently this small bug “sings” at 99.2 decibles, which is hella loud for it’s little body. Why is this sexy you ask? Because it makes this noise by rubbing its penis against its abdomen. And yes, it’s a mating call. Pretty neat, huh? Read the rest of this entry »
Happy Humpday. Welcome back to the midweek stretch. In celebration of the Humpday experience, we offer up another delicious Link Love for you to sink your pervy teeth into! Lucky you!
- Why yes, my dear, you are wearing a giant vagina on your dress. As well as some weirdly-placed “v” shapes over your actual vag. Me thinks Forever 21 wants to get in on the Masturbation Month fun! (via Jezebel)
Vivid is one of my go-to studios when I’m looking for hot, mainstream XXX. While my tastes vary greatly, I never get sick of watching gorgeous people fuck and that’s what you’ll get here.
Looks Like Fun is made up of four vignettes that were really well set up – at least for porn. I don’t expect more than a line or two indicating one performer is a plumber, lonely housewife or naughty coed for the most part from most XXX, so I was pleasantly surprised by the amount of effort Paul Thomas put into plot.
My favorite scene was the first but that’s really no surprise since it takes place in a book store! Austin Kincaid tries to pick up a sexy couple (Alexis Texas and Alan Stafford) she sees on the beach, but nothing happens. Later she’s at work when Texas comes in and they make good use of a bench in the back of a store. Stafford eventually stumbles upon them and the two ladies turn their attention his way with Kincaid deep-throating his cock with ease.
Things really heat up when they move to a big green pillow type thing in the middle of the store. Besides lusting after furniture, we get a chance to see Texas plowed from behind while up to her eyeballs in pussy. It’s pretty fantastic. Really, you’ve got three gorgeous people who are having a blast and it’s definitely wank worthy.
It may seem silly, but I love that this is the story of a woman trying to pick up a couple that ends in an amazing threeway. They could have easily gone the lesbians making out when guy comes in and saves the day route.
Just for the record, I am still unable to watch the lovely Adrianna Nicole in action due to the fact that she’s my sister-in-law’s doppelganger. Please check out scene three for yourself!
I really like watching group sex, so I thought this was great. There’s only one b/g scene (Monique Alexander & Voodoo) which is pretty good, but I’m a girl who agrees with people who say “the more, the merrier.” If you’re looking for hetero porn for couples, this is one to consider.
BTW, if any Borders executives are reading this, may I suggest renting out stores at night to Porno companies??
To be honest, I don’t really get what Vivid was going for with the theme of this porno. I have no issues giving props to the supporting cast when due, but I guess I just need more of an explanation with what they were going for.
Is this an effort to highlight the male performers? Are they trying to feature that second tier of female stars from this time period? I have no clue, but once I stopped trying to figure it out and started watching the XXX I found I didn’t really care!
If there’s one performer who will never be outdone by her co-star, it’s Belladonna and her coupling with Jay Ashley was, not surprisingly, my favorite. I love her scenes from this time period because there’s no denying her sexual appetite, but they aren’t quite as hardcore as the stuff she’s filmed more recently. I mean, I love everything she does, but I feel like her earlier work is more accessible for the masses.
Anyways, this old school Belladonna clip would sound like one of a billion others if I were to list off the sex acts, but when you factor in the leading lady’s awesomeness, you get a super hot scene. Whether she’s swallowing Ashley’s cock or on her back getting pounded, she’s just so amazing to watch.
There are two other scenes I recommend – the tenth with Lesley Zen and Randy Spears. I love Mr. Spears and enjoyed the chance to watch him in action as a young stud. Watching this one made me realize that all these years later that dude still has it! I also really liked watching Audrey Hollander, her husband Otto Bauer and Jace get it on. She’s another dirty bird I never get sick of watching fuck.
If you’re curious about the early work of some stars who are still at the top today, this is a good flick to check out.
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek stretch. Per usual it’s been a super busy week, but you’ll be happy to know that we’ve still taken time to leisurely stroll the bizarro trails of the internet to find the best/sexiest news fit to print! I know, what a bunch of martyrs, right? Anyway, there’s lots to link to, so let’s get to it!
- Condom manufacturer Practice Safe Policy recently released limited edition Oil Spill condoms that donate a percentage of their sales to benefit the Gulf Coast Oil Spill. Talk about making the personal political! I love it!
Fans of blond beauty Monique Alexander need to know about this newish Vivid title, Looks Like Fun. She shows up a couple times in this sex fest and is always amazing. I’ve had my eye on her since watching How To Be A Ladies Man from the guys at Popporn… Anyways, on to the review!
I have to talk about the first scene, mostly because there are tons of books in the background! Is it a bad thing that I spent as much time trying to figure out what books were there as I did watching cock slide in and out of Alexis Texas’ pussy. Ok, so that’s a bit of an overstatement because it’s a really hot scene staring Texas and Austin Kincaid who seem to enjoy each other as much as they love the big dick they’re sharing.
My favorite was the threesome with Alexander, Adrianna Nicole and Alex Gonz. Adrianna really steals the show as she gets fucked by Gonz while Alexander tongues her clit. While Gonz isn’t my favorite male performer, he definitely won some points with me as he takes on these two stunning women.
With four XXX vignettes and over two hours of hardcore action, this one is definitely worth checking out. The plot isn’t groundbreaking, but the dirty stuff is top notch. Of course, I expect nothing less from Vivid releases.
Vivid recently announced a new line and boy does it sound awesome! My girlfriend is super excited about the fact that Vivid has created a new Superhero imprint, and when she gets this hyped up about XXX news, I assume the rest of the world will be thrilled as well.
LOS ANGELES — (May 10, 2010) – Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film company, has announced the formation of Vivid-Superhero, a new imprint that will have Axel Braun as its lead director.
“The parodies under this new imprint will pay tribute to the world’s most popular comic heroes,” said Steven Hirsch, Founder/Co-chairman of Vivid. “Axel already started pre-production on a parody of Superman, which will be followed by those of The Green Hornet, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Captain America, Thor, and The Incredible Hulk. We made the decision to create the imprint after working with Axel on “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody”, an Axel Braun Productions movie to be distributed by Vivid. Axel truly did an amazing job with it, and we agreed that together we could mine the really rich treasure of superheroes and have a lot of fun doing it.”
“I honestly couldn’t be more excited,” said Braun. “Working with Vivid is an incredible experience, and with this new imprint I’ll have all the creative latitude to deliver quality productions that will appeal to the huge fan base that exists for these iconic figures.”
Axel recently wrapped “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody”, a take-off on the campy 60′s TV show, scheduled for release on May 24, 2010, and he’s already in pre-production on his next three parodies to be distributed by Vivid: Grease XXX, The Godfather XXX, and The Addams Family XXX.
The Green Hornet® is a registered trademark of The Green Hornet, Inc.; Spider-Man®, Captain America® and Fantastic Four® are registered trademarks of Marvel Characters, Inc.; Wonder Woman® and Batman® are registered trademarks of DC Comics General Partnership; Grease® and The Godfather® are registered trademarks of Paramount Pictures Corporation.
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