Wow. I just found the weirdest/neatest toy!
Multi-tasking gone too far… or a smart twofer that eroticizes a mundane job? Maybe a little of both…
The Touche Womaniser Shaver and Silicone Massager is a vibrator AND a pubic hair shaver!
It basically works like this:
From what I can tell, the bottom pops off to reveal an electric shaver.
I guess this could be cool in an IKEA kind of way - finding storage/use for every part of an item, or good if you have a studio apartment or something, but I really can’t see any reason the two appliances should ever meet otherwise. And I’d be worried about something going wrong in the throws of orgasm. How do you explain THAT to the emergency room?? Oh, and one more thing… looks like a sperm, huh?
Other than all that stuff, this could actually be a cool toy and handy trimmer. Anyone ever try it? Comment away!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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I am the perfect candidate to use this starter kit, as it’s truly my first strap-on. I was a bit baffled when I first opened it due to straps flopping out at me everywhere. I got over it quick though. It is easy to step into and adjust for a perfect fit. It cups nicely around my ass cheeks and sits perfectly in front of my clit.
This is extra exciting because the kit comes with a mini bullet-vibe that fits into a little pouch on the harness. The deep purple of the harness proves to be totally sexy, while the lighter purple 100% Silicone dildo complements it perfectly. It looks very impressive on. The contrast of black straps against my pale skin was quite erotic.
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Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday! Happy mid-weeking to all!! I don’t know why I am so giddy for this hump day, but I seem to be! Let’s get to the linkage!
- Summer smash hit about cuddly robots might be more fun than originally thought. Gender warrior Kate Bornstein queers up WALL * E while we high five in the background for infultrating Pixar with our agenda! (via Daily Bedpost)
- Possibly the most pointless piece of apparel this side if the International Male catalog (a caftan, really?). I’m clearly ordering both colors… and back ups for each just in case. (via Fleshbot)
- Risque interwebbing strikes again! A Philly magazine accidently went adult when they gave the wrong web address for a store in their Best Of issue. Instead of directing people to Home Grown (www.homegrownpa.com), a home furnishing store in the Philly suburbs, the mag offers www.homegrown.com, the website for Homegrown Video, an amateur porn studio. Hahaha. Ouch. I’d laugh more, but I used to be a fact checker at a Philly magazine, so really, I feel their pain. Anyone else looking for a fact checking job, I think Main Line Today has a new opening. (via AVN)
- Classy accessory or perfect way to keep your vibe close by?
_ Speaking of classy, check out Ron Jeremy’s profile in Time Magazine! The Hedgehog is movin’ on up! (via AVN)
- Back to infultrating Pixar - the real story behind Toy Story. (Via HotMovies The Blog)
- Learn something new every day. Things I didn’t know: Napolean’s dick was cut off posthumously. Ok, rumoured to be cut off and mummified. I guess they really didn’t want no short short man… The Frisky rounds up famous weiners in history. (via The Frisky)
Enjoy your hump day!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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