This year I’ll be hanging out all by myself on Valentine’s Day. My boo is out of town, but i’ll be damned if I’m going to sit at home and sulk. That really isn’t my style, anyway. Instead I’m going to go home, make myself a romantic dinner, put on some comfy pajamas and watch my favorite pornos. You probably think I’m just getting paid to say that. Well, I am, but I’m actually going to go home and watch porn. I might as well show my self a little love, right? If you’re alone, or with a friend, I suggest you do the same.
Here are my Valentine porno picks:
Bobbi’s World:This was the first of the Bobbi Starr Productions pornos that I had the pleasure of watching. It is depraved in all the right ways and I love knowing that there is a woman behind all of the madness. Bobbie Starr directs from outside and inside the action giving us a dose of her beautifully perverse mind with some of my favorite dirty birdies including Kim Kane and Danny Wylde. She made the best use curling irons and ball gags that I’ve ever seen.
No Fauxxx: Jizz Lee - There really isn’t ever a time that I don’t love Jiz Lee, but this 6 minute porno quickie hold a special place in my heart. I get to watch Jiz masturbate the fuck out of herself in the bathroom at a night club. She sits on the toilet and gets herself off. Fuck off! It is so hot.
Handyman 4 -This is a another solo masturbation flick, but this one involves boys, 2 of which happen to be Chris Strokes and Dane Cross. They know how to work the ladies (Chris also works the guys), but getting to watch them all alone is a treat for the eyes. Yay for boys with nice wangs!
Vampire Sisters - You may or may not have heard (read) me talk about how director Maria Beatty can do no wrong. This is one of many of her masterpieces. I love this one in particular because it is dark, dirty and satisfies my nerdy love for vampires. There is something about a touch of blood in my porno that puts a poof in my pants. It is beautifully shot and the music is ethereal and totally fitting. Love!
Asa Akire Is Insatiable 2 -I reviewed this movie not too long ago. It won a fuck ton of AVN awards and rightfully so. You never know if certain titles are worthy of such acclaim, but this one definitely does. There is no denying that Asa is a beautiful lady, but man does she like it rough! The opening scene with Nacho Vidal (swoon) is enough to turn you right onto a little puddle of yum. He dominates her, but knows just how to kiss it and make it all better. What I really love is that she discusses each scene and how she felt. I love knowing that performers are into what they’re doing and that they have a genuine love for sex be it sensual, rough or all of it mixed together!
If you’re hanging out solo tonight like me, I suggest getting your porno on. You might as well give yourself a little love!
Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone! Today I figured that since we have the perfect movie for the holiday, I would go ahead and review it. I mean really, what other day am I going to write about it, right? And when it’s April O’Neil and Aiden Ashley we’re talking about, is there ever a wrong time? I didn’t think so.
April and Aiden hit the road for a Valentine’s Day Getaway at a beautiful house they rented. As hot as this pair is, I can’t help but spend a little time salivating over the real estate as well. We don’t get to see much of the house, but that back yard is super nice. Alright, back to the sex. Before they can even get into any sexy action, both ladies want to change into their fancy Valentine’s lingerie, which actually ends up being fairly similar bra and panty sets. I’d make a comment about it being almost like wearing the same prom dress, but honestly, they don’t stay in their sexy outfits long enough for it to matter.
Within minutes the ladies are naked and getting their fuck on. There isn’t as much kissing as I would think for a Valentine’s Day getaway, but plenty of nipple licking, finger banging and oral action. There is even a little tit-on-clit stimulation, which I don’t know if I’ve ever encountered before. Thanks for teaching me something new ladies!
With this movie being a short 25 minutes long, we only get one shot to watch these two go at it, but the sexin’ we do get is nice and slow, keeping us glued to the screen for the whole time. Nice work ladies. This girl-on-girl flick gets my thumbs up, though a suggestion for the filmmaker – next time try to keep the boom mic out of the shots. Enjoy your Valentine’s Day!
While we are pretty into Valentine’s Day, both of us porno bloggers think that Someecards are some of the funniest stuff on the internet. Thanks for helping make our holiday even better!
Yes, today is Monday, but more important than that, this is the day before Valentine’s Day! While many folks toss V-Day off as a Hershey’s and Hallmark hybrid holiday, we here at HotMoviesForHer know that Valentine’s day can be the perfect excuse to spend a little extra time loving up on each other in the sack and have the hottest sex you can. Here are 4 tips to help you keep that special February 14th action as sexy as possible!
1) Skip The Chocolate Sauce: I know that some folks swear by food in the bedroom, but I am here to give you two warnings. First, sugar + vagina = infection, so anything sweet needs to stay far away from the vag. Second, food always gets way messier and grosser than you expect it to. That chocolate sauce never stays in the place you want it to and whipped cream seems to leave a sour milk smell that turns me off. If you are looking for some sexy food ideas, I’d stick with fruit – though only waist up on the ladies. Just think about how sultry strawberries can be!
2) Sex Toys Make Great Gifts: If you are looking for a perfect present for your Valentine’s box (gift box, that is), try an erotic accessory. There is a treasure trove of toys out there for both men and women, at every price point imaginable, and for every type of person. There are cute rubber ducky vibes and stretchy cock rings for those who may be intimidated easily, and hardcore fetish gear for those looking for something a little rougher. If you aren’t sure what your partner likes, get a git certificate and go shopping together (which usually leads to a super sexy evening…).
3) Try Something New: Do a little somethin’ somethin’ special to show your partner that they are your Valentine and try something new – be it a new position, new sexy act or new variation on an old standard. Heck, even changing up the music can up the fuel to the fire (idea: make hot playlists for each other!). Maybe add your hands during a blowjob to double the stimulation, or run a ice cube across her nipples to switch things up completely. Even if your changes don’t hit exactly on target, the sweet intention will shine through.
4) Take The Pressure Off! Yes, there is only one Valentine’s Day a year, but honestly, if you are so worried about getting it wrong, how are you going to enjoy yourself. Just take a deep breath and remember that is not the only time you will have sex together. You don’t need a holiday to get extra freaky with each other. In fact, I think that rocking the super sexy on a random Tuesday is way hotter than trying to make sure Valentine’s Day is just right. I’m not saying that you shouldn’t do anything special on V-day – I’m just putting it out there that it’s not the worst thing on earth if everything dissolves into giggles and allergy attacks (you know, from all the rose petals you put on the bed…
We talk about porn a lot here on HotMoviesForHer. I guess that’s pretty par for the course when you peddle dirty movies, but what I mean by that is that we spend a lot of time talking about the actual movies and their delicious stars, and don’t chat too much about how to incorporate porno into your real life love practices! So, while this particular post is inspired by the impending lurve holiday, these ideas and tips that can be used whenever!
When it comes to setting the mood for sexy action, porn can be a great way to get the juices flowing, so to speak. It’s easy to get all hot and bothered when folks on screen start shedding their clothes and touching up on each other – especially when they start moaning (my personal favorite). Remember that the brain is your biggest sex organ, and plugging all those delectable visuals directly into that sexy organ is sure to get you and your partner thinking dirty thoughts.
Porn can also be a great communication tool. It can be difficult talking about sex – even with a partner you love, and porn can sometimes help ease those conversation. Have a budding curiosity about spanking, but not sure how to bring it up to your partner? Try turning on a porno featuring some spanking and comment on how sexy you find the action. Talking about your interest while watching the racy visuals can help get even the most skeptical of partners hot and ready to give it a go.
On that note, dirty movies are also a really great place to get ideas on different ways to get it on. And I’m not just talking about instructional porn, though there are so many super hot instructionals out there. Any porn can be an awesome source of information and ideas – from positions and styles, to dirty talk and role playing scenarios. Open your mind and let your imagination wander as you watch the movie, or why not play along while the movies goes. Nothing beats a little porno karaoke!
Just be sure to find something that appeals to both of you. While that may be a tricky venture, it will ultimately lead to more communication and an evening that you both really enjoy! There are plenty of movies that offer the perfect mix of hardcore and softcore, if that’s your poison. And so many movies where everyone is having a super hot and fun time. Basically – if you can think it, we probably have a dozen flicks to get you off! And don’t forgot to keep an open mind… maybe you’ll find something you never knew you were looking for!
And now a few tips to physically bring the porno to your own personal party.
- Buy minutes on HM4Her (or a DVD, though HM4Her is way better) and send your sweetie a picture or screen cap with the caption “just wait until later…”
- Including a free minutes card inside your Valentine card.
- Let the process of choosing a movie be part of the whole sexy experiences.
- Have the movie up and ready to go so you can just hit play while you are getting your game on.
Alright, go get ‘em, Tiger! Enjoy Valentine’s Day and bringing porn into your sex life the other 364 days of the year!
Happy Valentine’s Day!! That day of candy and flowers is among us as we speak! I blogged about it before, but I just wanted to make sure everyone knows about our awesome Valentine’s Day gift to you!
FREE PORN!
That’s right – FREE! HotMoviesForHer (and the whole HM network) will be totally FREE from 4pm-6pm EST today! Woohoo!
Remember, you will need a credit card for age verification (we take that hella seriously), but there are never any automatic or hidden charges, and today from 4pm-6pm EST there will be no charges at all!
So whether you are rockin’ solo or with that someone special, this Free Porn extravaganza will make sure you start the night off just right!
Feel free to email me at JD@hotmoviesforher.com for specific recommendations! Put my porno knowledge to the test!
Valentine’s Day 2011 is so close! How exciting! While I’m sure all you lovely ladies are expecting stellar gifts from your special somebodies (including yourselves!), we here at HotMoviesForHer thought we should get you a little somethin’ somethin’ as well. Now, there was a big debate whether we should go the old school chocolates and flowers route, or kick it up a notch with something a little kinkier, but ultimately, we figured out the puuuurfect gift!
That’s right – Free Porn! This Valentine’s Day the entire HotMovies.com network will be totally free from 4pm-6pm EST!! What an awesome gift, right?!? Way better than some lame-o teddy bear or crotchless panties (though I’m sure you won’t have to look too hard to find them on the site)!
Remember, you will need a credit card for age verification (we take that hella seriously), but there are never any automatic or hidden charges, and on Feb. 14th from 4pm-6pm EST there will be no charges at all!
So whether you are rockin’ the night solo or with someone special, this Free Porn extravaganza will make sure you start the night off just right!
Feel free to email me at JD@hotmoviesforher.com for specific recommendations! Put my porno knowledge to the test!
Happy almost Valentine’s Day to all you lovers! As you know, the day of hearts and chocolates is coming upon us right quick, and we are ready to bring the lurve! While many folks believe that V-Day all made up by Hallmark and Hershey ’s, there is no denying that the mere mention of mid February brings candy hearts and kisses to mind. It’s just true!
And this Top Five Tuesday, we are offering up some of the hottest flicks to watch with your favorite boos! We’ve got real couples, lots of positions and some must-see sexiness that I know will skyrocket to the top of so many lists. Cutting the list at five was quite the challenge, but I ponied up to the task and give you the top of the top! So sit back, grab your sweetie (or your vibe) and go to town!
101 Positions For Lovers: Sexy educator Jamye Waxman takes us on a tropical journey down to Jamaica where real couples show us more ways to get down and dirty than you can shake a coconut at! Whether it’s an updated missionary or a totally acrobatic routine, there is sure to be something for everyone in this intimate instructional flick.
True Fucking Love: The alt empire that is Burning Angel even brings the real couple lovin’ to the porno screen! Six super hot, inked up B.A. girls bring their real life boyfriends into six super sexy scenes of real sex, real love and one really fucking HOT movie.
Dylan & Dani Starr: Real couple Dylan and Dani Starr give us a sneak peek into their world of role playing, amazing orgasms and super sexy queer sexin’! Plus this is shot and directed by our friend, sex educator Shanna Katz. Total must see hotness.
Life, Love, Lust: Erika Lust brings the awesome in everything she makes. This woman is seriously awesome, but you don’t have to believe me – just take a look at the three part porno masterpiece. This is perfect for the couples porn experience!
Real Couples: Four gay couples take their real life relationships to the stage for us to see just how amazingly steamy watching real folks can be! So many interviews and so much cum! What are you waiting for? Go watch!
It’s that time of year when romance is in the air. Yeah, I know that sounds cheesy, but it’s a whole lot nicer than ‘it’s the time of year when everything is grey and slushy and you are just as likely to step in snow covered dog poop than not,’ so just bear with me. Valentine’s Day may be around the corner, but even after it passes, there’s no rule that says the romance needs to fizzle. In fact, now is the perfect time to make your days sizzle with romance and amazing sex. You’re already hibernating inside under all those blankets, so really, why not make a warm little tent for two (or three, or four…) and show your partner exactly what you meant when you said you needed to “warm up.” And not to worry if you are a little light in the wallet area right now (you and everyone else), these romance reigniters are budget friendly and easy to pick up around town.
- Pick up an inexpensive back massager at the drugstore. The ones that come with a variety of interchangeable heads may be your best bet. Then treat your partner to a full body massage before zeroing in on their bits. For women, run the massager lightly over her vulva and around the insides of her thighs, then head over to the sweet spot, her clit. For guys, travel down the insides of his thighs, then gently massage his balls while you use your hand on his dick. Press the massager lightly against his perineum – the spot between is balls and butthole – to give him a real thrill.
- Some people may think of this as cliché (like it really matters if it feels amazing…), but don’t forget about your local grocery store when you are looking for a sweat treat. Chocolate syrup and whip cream are prefect to lick off your partner’s body, as well as ice cream if you want a little chilly jolt. Don’t under estimate the hotness factor of being licked up and down your body – or doing the licking. Trust me, you will have your partner making sounds you never hear before. Just be careful when it comes to sugary products near your vag, they can cause nasty yeast infections. And while we are trying to get nasty, we definitely don’t mean that way. Ick.
- To add a little kinky kick, tie your bedmate to the bed with silky scarves. Don’t tie them too tight, you don’t want to cut off circulation, but just enough to let them know to stay put. Use a scarf as a blindfold as well to add an extra element of anticipation. When your partner is all tied and ready to go, move another scarf lightly over their body to invigorate their nerves. Also think about playing with a feather or any other soft and sensual material.
The honor of posting the Valentine’s Mixtape Rewind is mine and I’m taking it very seriously. I’m quite sure J.D. expects me to post some anti-love song, but since she’s all full of puppies and cupcakes, I’m going to post a super cute love song in an effort to make her smile!
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