I guess the vagina wasn’t doing enough work, what with only fucking, periods and babies on it’s plate. Now it can add “natural orifice” for organ removal to it’s resume.
Doctors at UC San Diego Center for the Future of Surgery recently performed the country’s first partial stomach removal (weight loss surgery) through the vagina. Using the Natural Orifice Translumenal Endoscopic Surgery (or NOTES), surgeons are making use of orifices such as the mouth and vagina to enter the body and perform surgeries with far less incisions that leave little to no scars after the proceedure.
While I get the idea of using the body’s existing holes to make surgery less invasive and easier to heal, but the thought of getting any of my organs removed via my vag totally freaks me out. Then again, the thought of removing half my stomach doesn’t sit too well with me either…
I guess this brings whole new meaning to the phrase “eating pussy.”
(via Jezebel)
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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… especially when the pieces are people doin’ it! Check out this awesome hand painted Kama Sutra chess set on Etsy. Anyone up for a game of strip chess? Take my rook and my underpants!
And I have to give a shoutout to Etsy.com, the interweb hotspot for all things handmade. And some of those handmade delights just happen to be pervy to boot! Remember these awesome vag notecards I blogged about a million months ago (it was Jan. 31 actually - I went all the way back into the old blog to find the post!)
UPDATE: Ooooh, new ones!!
And Just so you know, my birthday is coming up in a few weeks… I’m just sayin…
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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This morning my girlfriend tried to convince me it was Saturday and we could stay in bed and go back to sleep. I was so excited until I realized the truth. It is not Saturday, and I am not still in bed, warm and passed out. No, I am at work. Welcome to mid-week. Sigh. It can’t be all bad though, because mid-week means hump day and hump day means link round up. And who can be sad when I bring you the most interesting sex links the web has to offer?
- Erika Lust is amazing. Her films are not only thoughtful, engaging and hot like woah, they are of superior production quality and made with women specifically in mind. We are so hot for Lust that we are reviewing her lastest flick Barcelona Sex Project scene by scene - just like we did with her last masterpiece Five Hot Stories For Her. The link love comes via Ms. Naughty who gives us a stellar interview with Erika Lust AND a bunch of sexy behind the scenes shots from Barcelona Sex Project. I am in lady porn heaven!
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I know the last blog was about vagina, but I just can’t seem to get enough today. My newest obsession, The Frisky, posted a list of vag slang for assorted occasions. Though my favorite - “cookie” - doesn’t make the cut, they still did a pretty awesome job of choosing the perfect pussyism for each situation. Check out some of their suggestions:
When Discussing Female Health Matters With Your Gyno/Parents/Boss:
- Business
- Privates
- Patsy
- Nether Regions
- Vagina (duh!)
In The Midst Of Ecstatic Love-Making With Your Sexual Partner:
- Snatch
- Kitty
- Junk
- Yoni
- Punani
Click here for the whole list. And for even more snatchtastic synonyms, check out Sublime Directory’s Vagina List.
Sometimes when the pussy siren calls, you just have to answer.
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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