Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. Per usual we are celebrating the return of the second half of the week – bringing all the dirty news the internet have to offer right to your favorite porno blog! How lucky are you? Get ready to love that Humpday right with some Link Love! Let’s get to it!
- Bridal gown sporting a giant vulva. Bouquets are so 2010…
- Turns out porn star Sammie Spades was once one of Hilary Clinton’s interns (well, she did summer intern grunt work back in 2006 at Clinton’s Buffalo office, so yes she was an intern, but not like a White House intern or anything). (via Frisky)
- A Swiss radio station has started airing a program overnight that is pretty much supposed to be music to bang to (or as they put it “acoustic porn). This is amazing!
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. Happy Fall! Today is the first day of Autumn and it is totally beautiful here in Philly, where HM4Her is based. While I hate the extremes of the winters and summers here in the northeast, the subtle changing of the seasons always makes me happy. And Fall is especially lovely as all the leaves change to reds and browns, and get nice and crunchy underneath my shoes. So yes, Happy Humpday and Happy Fall! Let’s get our celebration on with a little Link Love action!
- Twenty things that look like lady bits. Sure, it’s a little immature and silly, but seriously, if I saw these on the street, I’d totally think ‘look, a vag!’
- And speaking of glorious girl parts (or making sure we don’t see them actually), check out these 14 famous merkins!
- and STILL about the vag, I want this romper! I think it explains me perfectly.
Unless you’re in a lesbian couple, two vaginas is not better than one.
Suffering periods that lasted up to 21 days and finding sex difficult, Lauren Williams knew that something was wrong.
The 28-year-old from Chingford, Essex, was stunned to discover she had been born with a rare medical condition, which left her with two vaginas, two wombs and two cervixes.
Read more about Lauren Williams double vag on Mid Day.
Do you think we’ll be seeing the porno version soon??
But this pared down map of the New York City subway system totally caught my eye as dirty.
I know, I know, maybe I’m just a total pervert and everything is smutty to me, but FrzKey and Venus Vegas agreed and Venus even whipped up her own NYC subway/lady bits rendering to show us exactly what she saw.
Or maybe this is just the side effect of total porno immersion for 40 hours a week. Either way, that’s our take.
Necessity being the mother of invention, the invention world has finally come up with something to give respite to all of you rigorous groomers. The Va j-j Visor! This little plastic shield was designed to protect all the important bits of your va j-j (your inner lips, clitoris and vaginal opening) from the harsh world of hair removal and trying on bathing suits (which I thought you weren’t supposed to do without underpants anyway…) Just hold your outer labia open, pop it over your inner bits and voilà, you’re vag is safe!
While it may not be as revolutionary as sliced bread, and I sound a little skeptical, this little visor is probably actually really helpful. I definitely like the idea of keepin’ my bits safe and sound from unwelcome razors or anything else unwanted. It certainly beats the fear of hurting your most sensitive parts!
Plus, it’s totally hypoallergenic, disposable and recyclable. Me likey.
Still, the name is totally embarassing. I’d rather see it called snatch shield, or cunt cap, or something that doesn’t sound like you should be drinking a cosmo while you wear it. I’m just sayin’…
Happy Humpday! It’s the last Wednesday in February, which means that March is just around the corner, which also means that spring is within reach! It’s less than a month until the official start of spring! Woohoo! Ok, spring has nothing to do with sexin’ (other than they both make me happy), so let’s get back on track and celebrate the humptastic holiday at hand with a little link lovin’.
- Sexpert Susie Bright is joining the Jezebel team this week to dole out some good old sexy times advice for all us jaded Jezzie fans! Yay for awesome sex educators using new media to get their info across!
- The real question I have about this device is: how weird does a product have to make you look before that outweighs how good it feels?
I guess the vagina wasn’t doing enough work, what with only fucking, periods and babies on it’s plate. Now it can add “natural orifice” for organ removal to it’s resume.
While I get the idea of using the body’s existing holes to make surgery less invasive and easier to heal, but the thought of getting any of my organs removed via my vag totally freaks me out. Then again, the thought of removing half my stomach doesn’t sit too well with me either…
I guess this brings whole new meaning to the phrase “eating pussy.”
… especially when the pieces are people doin’ it! Check out this awesome hand painted Kama Sutra chess set on Etsy. Anyone up for a game of strip chess? Take my rook and my underpants!
And I have to give a shoutout to Etsy.com, the interweb hotspot for all things handmade. And some of those handmade delights just happen to be pervy to boot! Remember these awesome vag notecards I blogged about a million months ago (it was Jan. 31 actually – I went all the way back into the old blog to find the post!)
This morning my girlfriend tried to convince me it was Saturday and we could stay in bed and go back to sleep. I was so excited until I realized the truth. It is not Saturday, and I am not still in bed, warm and passed out. No, I am at work. Welcome to mid-week. Sigh. It can’t be all bad though, because mid-week means hump day and hump day means link round up. And who can be sad when I bring you the most interesting sex links the web has to offer?
I know the last blog was about vagina, but I just can’t seem to get enough today. My newest obsession, The Frisky, posted a list of vag slang for assorted occasions. Though my favorite – “cookie” - doesn’t make the cut, they still did a pretty awesome job of choosing the perfect pussyism for each situation. Check out some of their suggestions:
When Discussing Female Health Matters With Your Gyno/Parents/Boss:
Business
Privates
Patsy
Nether Regions
Vagina (duh!)
In The Midst Of Ecstatic Love-Making With Your Sexual Partner:
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