vacation

I am on vacation. A real vacation that involves airplanes, cruise boats, tropical destinations and time alone with my girlfriend. I really can’t imagine anything better. While I did not bring my laptop away with us, I did think about it, purely based on the fact that internet in the room equals porn, and we have some pretty freaking amazing stuff that would be perfect to watch in a locked stateroom with your partner and a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign hanging on the door. Here are the top five movies I would have wanted us to watch on our paradise vacay, had I just bit the bullet and packed my powerbook.

Crash Pad Series – Episode 10: Vai’s Solo: Vai is one of the hottest gals I’ve encountered in the pornosphere. Something about her shy smile and the way that she squirts buckets just gets to me… in a totally good and swoon worthy way. I have yet to introduce this Crash Pad cutie to my life outside of work, and I figure this is as perfect a time as any.

Good Dyke Porn: With a title like Good Dyke Porn, you know right off the bat that you aren’t getting any crap. Just hot queers rollin’ around in the hay and havin’ a good time. And when it comes to limited vacation time fun, you need to know you are getting your selection right the first time.

Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex: This newest Tristan Taormino flick features five popular porn stars taking on their own rough sex fantasies with partners of their own choice. If that doesn’t sound like the hottest set up in porno history, I’m really not sure what does. With Sasha Grey, Satine Phoenix and Derrick Pierce among the roster, I know this movie is going to shoot to the top of my must watch again list – vacation or no vacation.

First Dates: Watching April Flores get plowed as she’s on all fours atop a grungy bar is definitely the highlight of this super sexy, super cute all girl fuck fest. Three scenes of non-stop girl-girl excitement and a fun blind date plot is just what the cruise director ordered!

Coffee, Tea Or Me: Like I said, we’re taking a plane, so what better than mile high hotness to give us a few ideas?

Bon Voyage!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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I am out of the office today.  As you can probably tell from the picture above, I’m an alcoholic… no wait… I mean, I’m on vacation!  As you read this, I am enroute to tropical destinations and a whole lot of drinks with little umbrellas and coconut rum.  (Dear Friday, please come faster! Alright, I’m writing this on Monday, which makes looking at those drinks so difficult.  So close, but so far…)

Anyway, I thought I’d get everyone in the mood to relax and enjoy a nice mid-August Friday afternoon.  And who better to share this chilled out summer day with than the Muppets? 

Will I ever be able to listen to this song and not think of Full House?

Have a great weekend!  See you Wednesday!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery 

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Summertime is all about cashing out on your stored up vacation days and hitting the road in search of sun, fun and perfect weather. And what better to get you ready for your trip than “Do Not Disturb,” Rachel Kramer Bussel’s anthology of hotel sex stories. There is just something about a freshly made hotel room that begs to have its sheets tossed on the floor in a fit of passion and its sign hung on the doorknob.

Whether it’s the escape from real life or just the excitement of getting busy in a completely new and different place, hotel sex really is the best. Sure it means you get to take a shower together then toss your wet towels on the floor with abandon, but more so, it means you get to really work those imagination muscles and be whoever you want to be without having the fantasy wrecked by that pile of dirty laundry in the corner, or that bathroom that really needs to be cleaned. These twenty stories of getting hot away from home bring the thrill of those crisply made beds and mini shampoo bottles to your biggest sex organ (your brain, of course) and will easily have you thinking of taking planes, trains and automobiles just to get away and get it on. Read the rest of this entry »

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