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It’s December and you know what that means – the holidays are right around the corner.  Alright, so it’s only the 3rd, but I’m of the firm belief that once the twelfth month hits, the decorations can go up and  festive chatter can commence.  And since I see every other blog talking up the holidays, I figured I would too!  (Yes, if all the other blogs were jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge, I’d jump too… as long as there was an orgy at the bottom.)

That said, this morning I checked out The Frisky, one of my fav snark-licious blog and saw a their list of 21 Sexy Presents That Are Just Wrong.  While I whole heartily agree that a shirt that says “I’m A HoHoHo” is wrong and mistletoe boxers are a total tacky FAIL, I do think that some of the picks are actually kind of awesome.  These were my standouts:

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Back in the day, I definitely played with my fair share of Barbies.  While I was more of a Ninja Turtles fan (for which I was teased mercilessly by my mean old sister – just jokin’ J, but you did tell me that it meant I was a boy), those 11.5″ fashion dolls totally filled my days with fun.  Taking shoes off, brushing hair, velcroing clothes, trying to find the shoe I just took off but lost in the matter of five seconds, cutting all their hair off, drawing on marker tattoos, and this dyke even paired up a naked Ken and Barbie once or twice - you know, how we all played with Barbies.  Or so I thought…

It turns out that there is a whole Flickr phenomenon following Barbies goin’ lesbo!  Lots and lots of pictures of some hot doll on doll action.  Woah.  Next up, I hope they go for a little Jem on Jem lovin’!

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xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery 

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Oh, G-Spot. To some you are so simple, and to others, you are harder to crack than the Da Vinci code. A few months ago I wrote a basic intro to the G-Spot, but since then, I’ve received tons of inquiries to find out even more about the mysterious Gräfenberg Spot. So, I’ve decided to get down and dirty with our good friend G again and bring you all I can about our international man of mystery.

Plus – and this is a very exciting bonus – our good friends over at Babeland have offered to give us an awesome G-Spot lovin’ prize to giveaway to one of our lucky readers! The Orchid G + Smart Girls Guide to the G-Spot Combo! To win this combo, send your name and address to The Porn Librarianany time between Monday, Sept. 1 at 8am and Friday, Sept. 5 at 12 noon (EST). Make sure you put “G-Spot Giveaway” in the subject. She will draw a name on Friday and email the lucky winner! Unfortunately this giveaway is limited to U.S. residents only. Sorry to all you Canucks and friends on the other side of the pond!

Ok, back to the Spot in the spotlight! Before I get into the “even more” about the G-Spot, let’s have a quick look back at the basics:

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