While we all know how awesome and sexy porn can be, it’s also true that there are some porn flicks that are outright hilarious – and  I’m not even talking about the action really.  Today I am focused on the names.  I’m not even sure I condone most of the stuff in these videos, but I do know that they have hilarious (and sometimes fucked up) titles.  Hell, I might even post more than 5, just because I found so many!

Also, I decided that it would be more fun to show all the box covers bigger, rather than write about these flicks.  Enjoy!

I know this doesn’t even scrape the surface. What are your favorite ridiculous porno titles?

xoxo
-JD

Pinup girls are so very near and dear to my heart. I myself love getting dressed up in vintage attire and I get all fuzzy over all things old so I thought I would dedicate today’s Top Five Tuesday to all of the awesome pinup porn we have in our collection. We have tons more to choose from, but these are my personal favorites.

American Pinup – I love the mixture of tart and tasty pinup girls and Michael Ninn’s porno vision.  His movies are beautifully shot and are treats for the eyes.  This movie is all girl-girl and definitely brings any pinup lover’s fatasies to life.

Betty Page – The Naked Truth – I LOVE that we have this movie on HotMoviesForHer.  This documentary chronicles the life of the mother of the pinup from how she got started in the industry through her burlesque and fetish modeling days.  There is a lot more to Betty than cute bangs and garter belts.  You should give it a watch!

Leg Sex Pinups – I’m not sure if it is due to the fact that I’m a lean mean 5 feet tall, but I love watching long legged ladies get there sexin’ on. You can imagine that Leg Sex Pinups gives me what I need along with lots of pinup foot play.

American Pinups Vol 11 – A little different from Leg Sex Pinups, this little porno features darling dames strutting their stuff and stripteasing and pleasing.  A tiki babe, a cowgirl and a dressing and undressing brunette bombshell make me smile and feel kind of funny on the inside – no penetration needed.

Box Of Laughter: Dueling Pages – In addition to mile long legs, I also have a fascination with tickling fetish movies.  It isn’t necessarily what gets me off, but I love watching it even though it makes me cringe.  Tickling drives me nuts, but for some reason a get a kick out of watching it happen to other people.  Anyhoo, I have yet to watch this Maria Beatty flick, but it will definitely be getting reviewed in very near future!

Love,
Ginger

This morning, I came into work to an email about porno trends from 2011 – including info about the busiest performers of the year.  Apparently out of all the female porn stars making movies in 2011, the most prolific of them all was India Summer, coming in with 78 titles.  Impressive!  So, to honor her hard work, I thought we’d showcase some of our favorite India Summer movies from 2011!  Here are our top 5!

Nina Hartley’s Maximum MILFs: India Summer AND Nina Hartley – it’s a MILF match made in heaven.  Ok, so they never fuck each other, but really any movie that would feature them both is sure to be awesome.  I’m admit that the whole MILF (Mother I’d Like to Fuck) genre is weird to be, because I don’t think performers of a “certain age” need to be categorized by age marking genres.  I mean really, I’m pretty sure hot is just hot.

Hard Working Girls: I am so grateful to Filly Films for pairing India Summer with the delicious Dylan Ryan (three cheers for redefining pizza delivery porn!).  In fact, all the pairings in this hard working lesbo flick are fabulously hot and soooo worth watching.

Open Invitation: A Real Swinger’s Party in San Francisco: This plot-driven meets reality (real SF swingers) porn may not have been released in 2011, but it’s still one of my very favorites, so it makes the list.  Not only is India Summer fantastic in this Private video, the flick offers up teachable moments that talk frankly about swinging and open relationships, including why and how they work.  I can’t help but love when sexy education seeps into porno. Plus it was nominated for a ton of 2011 AVNs and won a Feminist Porn Award.

Home Improvement XXX – A Parody (Disc 1): Who doesn’t like a good porno parody?  Especially one based on a Tim Allen TV show?  India may play a bit part as a family friend who seduces the oldest “kid,” Chad, but she still puts on quite a show.  Yum.

The Interns 2: More sexy soap opera than standard porno, this high quality all-girl release is definitely something new and exciting to check out.  India starts the action off right, fucking Samantha Ryan during a advertising meeting.  If that’s what it takes to sell an ad to India Summers, where do I sign up?  And keep an eye out for this nominee at the 2012 AVN Awards coming up soon!

Check out more India Summer here on HotMoviesForHer!

xoxo
-JD

It’s that time of year when everyone makes promises to themselves in hopes of becoming a better them. You’ve probably seen plenty of New Year’s Resolution lists, but have you seen one with corresponding pornos to help you out along the way? Below are some common resolutions with their corresponding dirty movies to help get the ball rolling on making this year awesome. Or at least making an attempt at it!

Workout More: We all want to work out more, especially after enjoying all of the treats and adult beverages that the holidays lend themselves to.  If you’re like me, you’re spent some quality time on the couch and it’s about time to get moving!  Sure, sometimes it can be hard to get inspired to work out, but I’m thinking a Naked Workout just might be the push you need!

Quit Smoking: This was definitely one of the most difficult things I’ve ever done in my life, but I am so glad I did!  I’m not saying that Julie Simone’s Smoking Interviews 3 will help you kick the habbit, but it sure is the next best thing to inhaling when you’re really jonesing for one!

Be Happier:  There is something to be said for enjoying life a little more.  Stop, smell the roses and watch some porn.  Live the life you love, etc.  The folks in This Ain’t Happy Days XXX seem to it down.

Travel: I can never really do enough of this.  I would have loved to have followed Joanna Angel and James Deen on their European Vacation.  They did have a few snafus along the way, but they damn sure had some amazing sex!

Get Organized: I know I could use a little organization in my life!  I always say I’m messy because I’m creative, but I’m thinking it’s high time to get things in order.  Or I could watch Organize For Action in all of it’s old school goodness.  I know this is a different type of ”organize”, but I’m working with what I got here!

Best of luck and happy New Year!

Love,
Ginger

I can’t believe we are at the final Top Five Tuesday of 2011!  Didn’t this year fly by?!?  Anyway, one of the things we like to do here at HM4Her is give the ladies what they want.  After a careful analysis of our analytics (which sounds so much dirtier than it is), we found that more than anything, you folks are checking out our female masturbation movies.  So, what better way to send off the year than solo lady lovin’ – 2011 style!  Here are our Top Five Female Masturbation movies made in 2011.  Enjoy them… we know you will!

Alone & Loveable – The ladies over at Abbywinters.com must have some serious carpal tunnel issues with the amount of masturbation porn they brought us this year.  This awesome video alone has ten stellar solo sexin’ scenes!  All natural women, all really getting off – could we wask for anything more?

Bobbi Star’s One – Oh man, Bobbi Starr and her friends are such super dirty birdies!  Not only are they offering up more than THREE HOURS of deliciously pervy self lovin’ – some of it includes vegetables and massive toys.  I will say that I did actually yell at the screen during scene 8 (if it goes in your ass, it needs to have a flared base!), but all in all, this jerk off fuck fest is some quality hotness.

Veronica Knocks: When it comes to real female orgasms, I know that Femorg will not disappoint.  I mean really, the truth is in the name!  This particular Femorg flick stuck with me because Veronica is so damn cute – and this is her first dirty movie, which makes it all the more exciting to me.  She plays with a different toy in each scene, making it fun to watch a whole movie of her getting off.  Thanks Femorg!

Stalker – Chock full of “hidden camera” scenes, this voyeur-themed solo sex video is awesomely hot and packed with ladies rubbing one out… particularly in showers.  They even include a pole dancing scene, which makes me so excited because pole dancing is wicked sexy and takes such ridiculous muscles.  Yum.

Watch Me Play – Abigail Pictures takes the last spot on our 2011 lady spankin’ it list with something a little more artsy and non-traditional, which I totally appreciate.  Maybe it’s just the lighting or the camera work, but these scenes bring something different to the table and make me a totally happy camper.

I can’t wait to see what 2012 has to offer in the masturbation porno department!

Happy New Year!

xoxo
JD

Happy Holidays, friends! While we’ve been blogging your ear off (eyes out?) about Christmas, today we are finally writing about something near and dear to yours truly – Hanukkah.  That’s right, this little smut peddler is a Jew!  Tonight is the very first night of Hanukkah, the festival of lights, and I figured it would be the perfect time to do a Top Five Tuesday featuring a list of top gift ideas.

A Puppy – Puppies are the gift that keeps on giving, and one that is super popular to give during the holiday season. Sure, we mean the furry kind, but Madison Young’s Sylvia is definitely a playful pup that will satiate all of your four-legged friend needs. Woof!

Hitachi Magic Wand – I was wrong, puppies are great, but the Hitachi Magic Wand is really the gift that keeps on giving, and giving, and giving.  This power tool vibe is the perfect toy for folks who like a big buzz – and luck for us, these horny ladies are all about the VROOOOM!

Bicycle: I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.  Who doesn’t?  The ladies in this outdoor fuckfest certainly do, and we could not be happier about it.

Spa Day – A day at the spa is one of the most relaxing things ever… especially if you get a happy ending!  And this classic flick is all about that happy ending. Yum.

A New Car – All of those commercials on tv always tell us that a brand new car is the perfect gift for the love in our life.  While that may be true for those of us rolling in the dough, for the rest of us, a super hot gift would be to watch our love getting themselves off in the car.  Who doesn’t love a auto-erotic tryst?

Happy Hanukkah!

xoxo
-JD

Hello and welcome to a blustery Tuesday! Here in the HotMovies4Her land we are shivering like crazy, so I decided to give you my cold weather porno picks. You know we love us some weather-appropriate themes! Please enjoy with a blanket on your lap and a nice warm beverage in hand.

Winter Love – Retro lovin’, you sure are the right way to start off my top picks for cold weather smut. Back in those days, they didn’t have internet porn and iPhones to entertain them in the winter. All they had was good old fashioned sex!  I think we could all stand to take a page from that book.

Belladonna’s Road Trip: Cabin Fever – If there was ever anyone I’d ever want to shake cabin fever with, it would be Belladonna!  I’m sure she would keep me occupied along with her gaggle of hot porno friends would make me wish the snow would never melt!

Hot Winter: There is nothing wrong a few hard bodied studs turning up the heat with a little man on man action.  These Eastern European studs do it up righ tin the hot tub, gym and anywhere else they get the urge to bang!

Ski Bunnies – I for one was disappointed that unlike the box cover, there weren’t any girls skiing in their underwear.  I call shenanigans!  Regardless, you can’t have a “Baby It’s Cold Outside” list without hitting the slopes.  Well, you at least have to include porn stars that pretend to hit the slopes before they get down with 90′s feathered hair and fucking.

Hot Winter Rendezvous (French) – Any Marc Dorcel movie will make the winter a lot more bearable, but Hot Winter Rendezvous just happens to fit the theme for today.  All of the hot sex is pretty inspiring and will easily get you all worked up into a frenzy.

Good luck staying warm, everyone!

Love,
Ginger

Happy Thanksgiving Week!  We really can’t believe it’s time to celebrate that day of thanks, but here we are, doing up the blog Thanksgiving style.  When we first decided to do a Thanksgiving Top Five Tuesday, we knew that the only respectable option was to do food porn!  So sit back, stop day-dreaming about the feast that will await you, and check out our top five foodie flicks!

Autumn Squash With Savory Cock – Sometime it is the random, bizarre stuff that I love so much.  This “cooking show” porn (yeah, that’s what I said) follows Mistress Ambra as she prepares a lovely autumn squash, as well as tenderizes the meat she has waiting for her demo.  While the cock is still attached for about half of the 28 min show, I spent that whole time wondering when she would chop it off, which – SPOILER ALERT – she does (it’s not real at that point).  Like I said, weird shit, but definitely tasty.

The Kitchen - More foot fetishy, than food focused, this flick still brings the squishy action to the screen with Stacia and Dita Von Teese dipping their toes into the sweet fillings of pies and other sticky delights.  And really, what’s Thanksgiving dinner without dessert?

Daily Fruits & Veggies –  For all your women masturbating with fruits and veggies needs, the Daily Fruit & Veggies series is here to save the day!  While I do think it is super important to get your daily servings of fruits and veggies, if I was running the show, that produce would have condoms on it.  Because you never know where that food has been and what pesticides are on it!

Tried & Pied – Since my favorite part of Thanksgiving is obviously dessert, I figured I would include as many pie movies as my heart desires, including this random naked lady getting pied story.  She was mugged for her clothes and now she won’t budge out of an unrelated store room – what else would you do but pie her?  Oh porno, sometimes you are so strange and awesome.

Hot & Spicy Nude Cooking – I decided to end the picks with my favorite of the bunch – a totally sexy set of cooking show scenes that end in delicious debauchery.  There isn’t too much food-on-body play, other than a delightful scene with whipped cream and nuts, but honestly, I like it better that way.  I can only deal with so much sticky before I need to run for a shower.  This one is super hot and spicy!

Here’s to good eatin’. Have a great Thanksgiving!

xoxo
-JD Bauchery

If there is one thing I am, it is a total Anal Advocate!  This amazing orifice is not only super sexy, it’s filled with all sorts of delicious nerve endings – even on the outside!  For all you people who still shy away from the backdoor, fear not, this fantastic starfish of pleasure is sure to thrill you and have you begging for more!  Check out our top five hetero Anal Adventures for some action from the rear!

Rock & Roll In My Butthole: This awesome Burning Angel porn has an accompanying theme song written specifically for it – need I say more?  No, but I will anyway.  Nearly three hours of butthole-tastic sexin’!  Thanks Joanna!

Butt Seriously Folks: With a name like this, could I seriously leave it off the list? While it doesn’t look too old, this flick is definitely considered a classic… and who am I to deny you some classic anal activity? Nobody, that’s who!

Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Advanced Anal Play: The Anal Queen, Tristan Taormino, is back with an advanced guide to getting it on, booty-style.  But don’t think this instructional flick is some dry educational piece – Taormino keeps it fresh and super sexy, all while inserting some of her delicious knowledge where the sun don’t shine… in your brains!

Le Tour Anal: What is one non-sexual activity that has you constantly thinking about your ass?  Bike riding, of course.  So why not mix a bike race with a little butt sex pit stopping?  I mean, it’s European, so clearly it makes the most sense.  But it’s all about anal, so who cares?

Belladonna’s Ass Wide Open: Belladonna and butt sex go together like peanut butter and jelly – a match made in heaven.  Actually, come to think of it, Belladonna and ANY sex are a match made in heaven… but we can’t seem to ever get enough of watching her get her fill, if you know what we mean. Even when she is directing, like in this quality flick.  Yum.

Awesomely Anal!  This list gives me some ideas.  Who’s ready to head home?

xoxo
-JD

Sex And Submission is definitely one of my most beloved series that I get the pleasure of reviewing. I love the kink, but most of all I love that I know that all of the performers are into it! Being tied and put through the ringer with ropes, gags, hot wax, whips electrosex toys (just to scratch the surface) is awesome, but only if you love it… only if you find pleasure in pain. Otherwise, it just plain sucks for you. Before each movie we find out what the performers are into and what their threshold of pain is. Afterwards we get to see them bask in the glow of what they just went through as they talk about what they liked most while filming.

Sex And Submission 28 – Sexy Submissive Marie Luv Is Bound And Fucked – Featuring Mark Davis and Marie Luv: A great fucking pair.  To me, Mark Davis is the ideal dominant male.  He takes control without getting corny.  He makes you eager to please, but is never quite satisfied so that you’re always striving and never slacking.  Mari Luv is an incredible performer.  She is filthy and always full of great energy when she fucks.  The sex is great, but the pairing alone is makes this good enough to be on this list.

Sex And Submission #15 Featuring James Deen and Dana DeArmond: In Dana’s first boy-girl scene we get to watch Mr. Deen have his way with her.  The electro-sex butt play is fun to watch and James is quite good at showing very little mercy.  I love the well roundedness of his porno skills.

Sex And Submission #25 – Featuring Savannah Stern & Derrick Pierce: I love the dirty talk in this movie!  So hot!  Coming in as my other favorite part of this movie is the through-the-fence blow job action that goes down while Savannah is zip tied to the chain link.  So dirty. So good.

Sex And Submission 31 – Porn Star Naomi Surrenders In Bondage: First time ever in bondage scene, Naomi loves every second of being Steven St. Croix’s pet.  So sexy!

Sex And Submission #19 Featuring Sandra Romain, Annie Cruz, Kat and Seven: This movie is insane in all the right ways.  Sandra Romain makes the three ladies her little slaves and presents them to Lee Stone and Mark Davis for the using.  When the girls aren’t performing to her standards she takes over and shows the girls the proper way to fuck and give head.  She is indeed a queen of dirt baggery.  This one is definitely not for faint of heart.

If you love the kink and you haven’t check out the Sex and Submission series I suggest you do so right now!

Love,
Ginger