I love porn. Duh, right? Of course I love watching hot sex on screen, but when it comes to porn, sometimes there’s so much more to love than just what’s on the surface. One of my favorite things about porn is the people that make it - whether they are starring in the movies or behind the camera. And while sure, I’d love to see any of these five amazing porn folks naked and squirming in pleasure, I’d also actually love to hang out with them too. They all seem like so much fun!
So, here, in no particular order, are my top 5 porn people I want meet up with for drinks and hang outs.
(I will have to put a little disclaimer that these are people I’ve never actually met. There are a few other people I would have added that I have already hung out with and are amazing, but that didn’t seem fair to include them. And Nina Hartley was a given, so I figured I’d assume everyone already knows she tops the list.)
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I recently did a survey of all of the lesbians in my office to come up with a list of the top five hetero porn stars dykes love. It was incredibly scientific, so I won’t go into the details, but let me assure you that this list represents all lady lovin’ ladies. OK, so really this is just a bunch of dudes that I like to watch fuck – but in this day and age anyone who has a blog is an expert, so this is an expert’s opinion! Thank you internet.
Even though I don’t want to do it with boys, I like good old fashion straight porn as much the next guy. I know I can always count on these five men for a great scene, plus I’m pretty sure they’d all be cool to drink beer with.
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Well, after what seems like a lifetime of debates, mudslinging and Alaska jokes, the election if finally here. I hope that everyone is taking advantage of their opportunity to voice their opinion by voting, except for my father, who is a diehard republican.
In honor of what is surely the most important election of my lifetime, I’ve selected five political pornos that will help you celebrate! You will notice that I have not included any Sarah Palin porn. I’m completely sick of her and am sure you’ve seen enough posts about Lisa Ann’s Palin getting pounded anyways.
I’ve included a number of classics, because let’s face it, they just don’t make them like the used to. I’ve also paid homage to Mary Carey, because the woman actually ran for California governor in between shooting scenes and a stint on celebrity rehab. She actually managed to pull in a few votes - I guess some people were excited about a politician who knows what it’s like to get screwed.
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For me, horror movies and porn go together like peanut butter and jelly. They just work so well as a team. And with Halloween coming up just around the corner, I get plenty of excuses to watch and write about as many scary sex flicks as I want! Sure, some of those ’80s porns with big hair and lots of rouge are pretty scary themselves, but when it comes to fright night, these Top 5 Halloween pornos are what I want to see. Blood, guts and boning! Happy Halloween!
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I love the ladies. And second to lovin’ the ladies, I love lezzie porn! And lucky for me, we have a ton of lesbian movies - everything from women making sensual love to hot butch dykes pounding away with huge strap-ons - I love it all!
While watching women have sex is pretty awesome no matter what, I will say that I am definitely way more interested in watching lesbians get busy, not just girl-on-girl action - and yes, there is a difference. Pretty much every porn movie that has women in it has at least one girl-on-girl scene, and that all fine and good, but I am all about the lezzies - the actual girl lovin ladies that are hot for the pussy both in front of and behind the camera.
Check out my top five favorite lesbian studios that feature girl lovin girls from around the world! You won’t be disappointed.
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There’s a big difference between vintage and classic porn in my book - classic porn is from another era, but there’s not much of a chance of seeing your grandmother getting down in classic porn. Classic porn comes from the golden age when plot mattered and probably stars Ron Jeremy, Seka, or John Holmes. Vintage porn, on the other hand are black and white films that were sometimes shot before the time of talkies. You probably imagine your grandparents courting and then sleeping in separate beds, but most likely they were getting it on all over the place and, once the technology came around, capturing it!
There are my favorite vintage movies. The may not have fancy special effects, but you’ll see lots of fun fucking. So just in case you were under the impression that your generation invented sex, here’s proof that they didn’t!
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For me, there isn’t much sexier than inked up bodies taking a romp in the sheets. Tattoos are totally hot and while tons of porn stars have been touched by the needle, most don’t take it further than a butterfly to the lower back or a tribal armband. There is nothing wrong with only a little ink, but I tend to like my bodies covered in colorful designs and intricate pictures and only a select few stars go above and beyond with full body tattoos. Sure, some of my picks are less than totally tattooed, but the pieces they do sport are super hot and definitely worth a mention.
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Most porn is pretty straight forward, especially since gonzo became all the rage. Throw at least two people in a room and then capture the magic of people fucking. Every once in a while though, someone comes up with a crazy idea and actually puts the time and energy in to follow through with it. Today’s Top Five Tuesday highlights movies that are totally fucking weird, but truly awesome. These are movies that every porn fan should see, and discuss with anyone who’s willing to listen. You won’t see any predictable plots, shoddy sets, or unenthusiastic performers from these great flicks. What you can expect are totally unique movies that will ensure you have something interesting to talk about with your perverted friends. Read the rest of this entry »
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Porn is all about getting hot and get off, right? Well, yes, but that’s not all it’s good for. You can learn something as well! Sure there are plenty of movies that I watch and see a position I’ve never seen before, or find out a new way to lick pussy, but we also actually have a category that is just for those of you who strive to be rock stars in bed! Welcome to the Instructionals! Learning has never been this hot! I love instructional videos because they not only give me ideas for being the best lover I can be, they are usually insanely hot as well. Actually, this may be because so many feature How-To sex goddess Nina Hartley (my girl boner for her will be totally obvious when you read my list), but even the ones without the fabulous Ms. Hartley are amazing. So, without further adieu, these five flicks are why I’ve got it bad, got it bad, got it bad… I’m hot for teacher.
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