The latest tribute to Betty Page, Adam & Eve’s Bettie XOXO, is a pretty hot flick that’s got me checking out other movies by it’s star Ava Rose. Rose, whose resemblance to Page captures Tommy Gunn’s attention, is fantastic in this movie. I think mostly I just enjoy her dressed up in garters, a corset and other classic pin-up gear. This is a pretty good movie and I especially loved when Gunn finally got to give it to Rose in scene six. It was a long time coming and he made sure she didn’t regret her decision! They take things pretty slowly, which is always good for me, and Gunn is the second dude dedicated to oral I’ve seen in the past week! I hope, for my viewing pleasure and for female performers everywhere, that this is a new trend in porno. Adam & Eve rarely disappoints me and this is another fantastic fuck flick. The Porn Librarian
Nerve.com recently posted their list of the 50 Sexiest Music Videos of all time. I was pleased, because I like lists and it’s totally diverse, I mean God-des and She, D’Angelo, and Billy Idol on the same list! Fantastic.
I didn’t agree with everything, but lists are always hit or miss. For example, I wouldn’t put J. Geils Band’s “Centerfold” in my top 8,000 but they have it at #2? I watched it and i’m pretty sure I won’t be turned on for at least 24 hours by anything after watching that skinny dude dance awkwardly for 3 minutes.
One video I was shocked not to see included was Rilo Kiley’s “The Moneymaker.” It has porn stars, including Tommy Gunn, in it, but they pale in comparison to Jenny Lewis. Her voice makes my belly feel weird and she’s never looked better than she does in this video. For a while I was under the impression that the golf club she’s holding at one point was a riding crop, and I felt a little weak in the knees for the former child star. Check it out and then spend a little time reminiscing about the time when you could watch music videos on television…
I’m reviewing this movie for one reason, and one reason only – Max Mikita. If you don’t know who she is, let me tell you. Max is an insanely beautiful Asian chick with a shaved head and absolutely gorgeous natural body. In scene five you get to watch her squirt herself with oil, before getting down and dirty with Voodoo. It’s an image I hope never leaves my head. Now, regarding the rest of this movie, it’s pretty good. If you like wrestling, you’ll love it. I would never go searching out wrestling movies, but have no problem watching girls wrestle around in between the fucking. Besides watching my girl Max in all of her glory, I also really enjoyed the hot lesbo action in scene four between Vanessa Lane and Regan Reese. Reese is totally bad-ass and covered in ink – I loved watching her fuck Lane on a lockerroom bench. Overall, this is a pretty hot movie. There’s a lot of good sex (including a scene with Tommy Gunn, one of my favorite straight boys) and a plot that is ridiculous, but amusing in that cheesy porn plot sort of way. The Porn Librarian
I can’t begin to tell you how much I enjoyed this movie. Kayden Kross plays a deputy sheriff who gets caught up in an investigation of a bank robbery gone awry. She’s been sleeping with the married sheriff (played by Tommy Gunn, who is hot as hell) who tries to take her off the case when it’s revealed that Kayden’s cousin was involved in the robbery. However, Kayden conducts her own investigation on the side and she’ll stop at nothing to get information. I won’t ruin the ending for you - but it takes a turn you don’t see coming.
Adam & Eve really know what they’re doing over there. Kayden Kross is gorgeous and you can tell that she’s really enjoying herself in the scenes. The story kept me in the movie and was a nice break in between the action that definitely got me worked up. The oral scenes were my favorite - the girls were really into it (both giving and receiving) and it was very sexy. This was an all-around great movie and I’d recommend it to anyone.
Holy Crap! The dialogue in this movie is so perfectly porn! I can’t even describe it how amazing it is. It’s like watching a movie where they’re mocking porn, but with hardcore sex. I thought that the sex was spectacular in this movie, but Tommy Gunn is one of my favorite male performers, so I might be biased. Scene one starts the action off with an amazing scene. I’m not sure who the woman is, but she didn’t shut up and I loved it. Gunn pounds her after she deep throats his rock hard cock – and let me tell you, that doesn’t look like an easy feat! There’s also a pretty hot all-girl threesome that closes out the film and did I mention that Ron Jeremy plays the bad guy? If that’s not reason to check this one out, I’m not sure what would convince you. The Porn Librarian
Sometimes there’s nothing better than a GOOD porn spoof, but they are few and far between. A lot of pornos spoof on a title or character in an effort to get a little attention, but there are only a handful of great adult movies each year that manage to combine plot with incredible sex and pay homage to a classic. Lady Scarface is one of those movies. Director Daniel Dakota got it right with this raunchy remake of the Pacino classic that features the gorgeous Carmen Luvana as the Tony Montana character. My favorite scene features Luvana & Ava Rose – they’ve worked together before and I can’t get enough of them. Luvana straps on and fucks Rose after a long day working at the car wash. Overall, the plot is entertaining, the sex is smoking (Tommy Gunn deserves a shout out for his scene with Rose), and the film ends with Luvana emptying out her machine gun and while yelling “Say hello to my little friend.” Classic. The Porn Librarian
This feature is just that; a feature length film that actually has a plot throughout the film (although the majority of the film is fucking, I’m not going to lie, but I mean, why else would you be here?). Stars are abound in this film with credits that read like the Who’s Who of adult film; Randy Spears, Tommy Gunn, Sunny Lane, Hilary Scott, and more. These girls have sex, lots of sex, in every room and position, and even dimension imaginable; you can never quite tell who is real, or who is just a memory, or a time traveler. Definitely a movie for those who want more than just sex, but still want some real hardcore stuff; it’s got both, and in abundance. Check out some of these famous starlets in their earlier work, and note that this film was lauded for it’s sex scenes and artistry; it is certainly worth a look. -Essin’ Em
