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The Onion
Written by: J.D. on April 14th, 2009 Written by: J.D. on March 2nd, 2009
It’s a good thing I read The Onion, or else I’d miss out on all the breaking headlines!
AOMORI, JAPAN—At first glance, 17-year-old Misaki Nakajima seems like any other shy and submissive Japanese schoolgirl. She loves shopping, text messaging, and the color pink. But beneath her wholesome exterior lies a wicked secret: Misaki Nakajima is consumed by sexual fantasies involving sweaty, middle-aged American men.
“I like it when they dress up like middle managers,” said Nakajima, twirling her girlish pigtails with one alabaster finger. “You know, with the sweat-stained dress shirts, and the office clipboards, and the khaki pants that are 2 inches too short.”
How freaking hilarous! Seriously people, The Onion is the hardest hitting journalism I know!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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Written by: J.D. on August 6th, 2008
And now back to your regularly scheduled programming. I know I just link lurved on Friday, but I wanted to bring it back to it’s regular hump day occurence. Plus, there are lots of interesting things goin on in the world and I wanna talk about em!
- I’m not sure whether this Voice Activiated Rabbit vibe is a good idea or a bad one. It could be the answer to lots of women’s dreams – speeding up with every “oh yes!” Or it could end up being just another partner we have to give instuction to. I get the idea behind it, but I am cynical until I test it out myself. I will, however, be perfectly open to someone sending one over to try out. It’s for the good of research, after all. (via thesun.co.uk)
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Not only is it only Wednesday, but it’s gray and raining here on the East Coast, so I decided a little pick me up was in order.
I remember thinking that The Onion couldn’t possibly get any better a few years ago before they introduced video news… I was so wrong.
Here’s a report on Bush’s tour of America to survey all of the damage he’s done over the course of his presidency.
Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency
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I love the Onion. Apparently, Violet Blue does too because she’s compiled her favorite fake sex news over on Tiny Nibbles. It’s a dreary day where I am, and this was the perfect way to get my day rolling.
Enjoy!
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