Tera Patrick

It snowed all day yesterday and today getting to work today was gross.  How we started off the week at 50 degrees and devolved into this is beyond me.  I could go on and on about my loathing for the winter months, but really, we’d both want to punch me a few minutes in.  I started talking about the nasty weather because it’s Wednesday, and even though it’s totally blah outside, it is still midweek!  Somehow snow doesn’t seem as bad when you don’t have to get out of bed on Saturday morning – and we are getting closer to that by the second!  For those of you chillin’ out with a snowday, I hope you lucky ducks are taking full advantage of Humpday and shagging your socks off!

For the rest of us, here is a little Link Love to get us through this freezing week.  Ok, fine, even you snowbound folks can get curled up in your warmest blankets and join in the fun too.  See, I’m no Grinch.

Let’s get to it!

- Bren Ryder is starting with the (wo)man in the mirror. (I’m sorry, I couldn’t pass up the M.J. shout out.)

- As Bren talks about going solo on screen, these people are swearing it off, and wearing t-shirts that state as much.  I’m not anti-religion or anything, but any group that isn’t down with masturbation isn’t the one for me.  Though I do kinda want one of these shirts… is that wrong?  (via Feministing)

- Congratuations to Iceland on their new Prime Minister, Johanna Sigurdardottir!  Not only is Sigurdardottir the country’s first female Prime Minister, she is also the first openly gay head of state in the world!  Sure there have been other leaders that turned out to be homos, but none that came into the gig saying ‘yeah, I’m gay, big deal.’  Plus she’s married to a lady (gay marriage has been legal there since 1996).  Way to go Iceland!  (via Bust)

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This past weekend the 2009 AVN Awards took over Las Vegas to celebrate the best of what porno has to offer.  Basically the Academy Awards of adult, the AVNs are a big damn deal and everyone involved and nominated gets pretty freaking excited. We here at HM4her have been getting ready for the awards by reviewing noms all last week and generally getting pumped for everyone who recieved a nod.

Anyway, a bunch of our favorite sexy folks won and congratulations are desevered all around. 

Since there are a whopping 125+ different categories that recieved awards, I’m only going to shout out a few of our favorites that won the covented golden guy… um, I mean square glass trophy thing.

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What becomes of a woman who has reached a certain age, but has made the choice to not have children? I’m over 30, and according to myself 10 years ago, I’m super old. Sure, I no longer have a six-pack but I’m still pretty hot.

My sister recently turned 28 and I was picking on her for being old. She proudly proclaimed that she is a MILF, and that I am just simply old. You know what, she’s right! Why aren’t I represented in porn? Where’s my niche?

I’m sure there are plenty of stars in their thirties, but we all pretend they’re 19 or a mom. There are a lot of really awesome things about women in their 30’s who haven’t had children – let’s call them T-MILFs (Theoretical Mothers I’d Like to Fuck). In fact, I’ve compiled a short, but convincing list of why everyone should be trying to bang T-MILFs:

1. Most likely, our vagina has never torn.
2. No kids. No explaining why Mommy’s new friend is naked.
3. We’re old enough to know how to fuck.
4. No liver spots
5. We’ve got our shit together – job, house, $

Seriously, why wouldn’t men jerk off to the thought of sleeping with a confident chick that knows that Red Lobster is not fine dining?

I was able to find a few “Dirty 30’s” pornos, but they don’t overwhelm the site like MILF, GILF, teen, and cougar titles and I surely wouldn’t recommend them. In fact, I’m really depressed that this is how I’m represented in adult and am more convinced of the need for T-MILF porn.

If I may, I’d like to suggest the following series names to those of you that agree:

1. No Momma, No Drama
2. Dirty 30’s Divas
3. No Strings Attached, Just Lick My Snatch

Please feel free to use them as you wish, just please make the movies. There are plenty of hot chicks who feel no need to relive their twenties because they know they’re having better sex anyways! Give them a voice in porn.

P.S. Tera Patrick is in her early 30s and absolutely amazing!

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