- How about we just make it easier for Rush Limbaugh and use this handy dandy flow chart to tell us if we are sluts!  (via TheFrisky)

- What really happens when you break a penis.  (Warning: this may make penis owning folks lightheaded)

- Speaking of penises – is sperm tasty to eat?

- Vice looks at what it really means to date the musically inclined.

- It looks like a new film by Bret Easton Ellis will start shooting this summer… and there is a good chance it will feature porn star James Deen.  C’mon Bret, do it!

- Ooooh!  Dr. Joyce Elders (the Surgeon General ousted for promoting masturbation) will be giving the keynote at this year’s MOMENTUM Conference. How exciting!

- Tomorrow (March 8th) is International Women’s Day.  Let Babeland help you perform radical acts of pleasure!

- Check out the new sexting trend – Skitching.  It’s basically a mix of dirty pictures and super-imposed text and arrows, which I think sounds awesome!

- Buck Angel found awesome 8mm John Holmes porn at a Mexican flea market and ended up donating it to the Museum of Sex in NYC, but not before taking and scan, which he shares with us!  Thanks Buck!

- Award-winning star Tera Patrick gave birth to a baby girl on Feb. 25th.  Congrats Tera and family!

- Tristan Taormino blogged about our Top Five Tuesday featuring her eduporns and more!  Woohoo!

- A woman is suing her roommate over loud sex. Yes, really.

And lastly, more and more women are writing about sex without any shame.  How exciting!

Lots of links for you!  Hope this gets you through til the weekend.

xoxo
-JD

1.How (and when) did you get started in the industry?
It all started when I was 17 when I began dancing in clubs in NYC.

2. If you weren’t in the adult industry, what would you be doing? 
I would probably be a cop or something in the criminal justice field.

3. What’s the best thing you’ve learned or best advice you’ve received from industry?
Not that I learned it from the industry, but this is what I do… just be you. But, make sure people don’t walk all over you or take advantage of you.

4. What’s the funniest thing that’s happened while filming?
There’s been some stuff that has happened behind the scenes that I can’t talk about.

5. What do you think is the biggest misconception about women in the industry? 
People that don’t watch porn think we aren’t ladylike.

6. What did you do today?
I’m spending time with my family today.

7. What would you rather have done today?
Nothing, I am very family oriented.

8. If you could do a movie with anyone (living or brought back from the dead) who would it be?
I would love to do a mainstream movie with Jerry Orbach who played Lennie Briscoe on “Law & Order.”

9. Who is your favorite adult performer?
I have two — Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick.
10. You’ve got 20 bucks left to your name; what would you do with it?
I’d give it to someone who needed it more than me.

11. If you were president, what’s the first thing you’d change?
Oh boy… I would start with the military, then jobs, etc. There’s too much so say and so much that could be done.

12. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?
Nothing, I am not easily embarrassed.

13. Which is your favorite project that you’ve worked on? 
I don’t have a favorite because I enjoy working on all my projects.

14. If you could have 1 superpower what would it be?
I would have the ability to turn men into women for one day, so they would know how it feels like to be approached and treated like a piece of meat.

15. Meat or veggie?
I like them both.

16. What is your favorite book?
“The Lincoln Lawyer” is my favorite book.

17. What is your biggest pet peeve?
I’d have to say men who don’t know how to talk to women, for starters.

18. What is your best piece of sex advice for women?
Well in this business you have to be open minded when it comes to sex and of course you have to LOVE it.

19. What is your favorite adult movie?
Any and all movies that Jenna Jameson has made—she’s amazing!

20. Tell me one thing you’ve never told anyone else. 
I have no secrets because I am a very open person.

Check Desiree out on HM4Her and follow her on Twitter!

- Maybe I - and the Buzzfeed folks – are totally pervs, but there is way more going on in this picture than just a bunch of pipes.

- It was “No Pants Day” on the subway the other day.  Check out this awesome picture gallery!  I guess I probably should have used one of these as the main picture here, right?  Oh well, the pipes are hot!

- Fleshbot was in attendance at the Adult Entertainment Expo last weekend and shot some really great videos, including Lily LaBeau talking about modeling vs. porn; sex advice from Dana DeArmond; and giving thank you cards to male porn stars.  Thanks for letting us in on the action, Fleshbot!

- Speaking of AVN/AEE last weekend, apparently Charlie Sheen was also hanging out in Vegas, kicking around with a group of porn stars – including Bree Olson (who may or may not have been the nanny on Keeping Up With The Kardashians?).   As a side note, Two and a Half Men is the worst show ever (no offense Ducky).

- And one last report from AVN/AEE weekend, seems that has-been D-lister Andy Dick had to be booted from the awards ceremony for going into the dressing rooms and harassing Tera Patrick and Chi Chi LaRue.  Way to go, Dick.  (via TinyNibbles)

- Weirdest arousal tests ever.  Also, “vagina flashlight” would be an awesome name for a band.

- I love the idea of bringing these outdated euphemisms for sex back into popular vernacular.  Who’s with me?

And lastly,  a live-action Simpsons porn is coming out.  Yeah, you read that right.  Check out the trailer.

Woah, right?

Hope this helps get you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-JD

Happy Holiday Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-mini-week stretch!  Since this is a short week that ends with a holiday, I figured we’d need all the link lovin’ ammo we could find to make it go by super fast.  Of course, if you are like me and panicked about getting everything done on time, you might want it to go a little sloooower.  Eh, fast or slow, Link Love is definitely the best way to spend a halfway to the holiday Humpday!

Let’s get to it!

-  While this article on sex toys being sold in Finnish supermarkets focuses on the impact it may have on children, I’d rather talk about the fact that there are sex toys being sold in Finnish supermarkets!  How cool is that!  I hope they are displayed in a pyramid, just like oranges and canned veggies! (via WSN)

- Canadian say no to using body unsafe chemicals in sex toys.  I knew there was a reason I loved Canada so much! (via SUNfiltered)

- Just to continue on this spiral of awesomeness, queer porn newbie Puck Goodfellow is whoring himself out (his words, not mine) as a go-go dancer for hire.  If only I lived in the Bay Area. Sigh…  I wonder if he travels?

- A New Zealand policewoman recently caught two cyclists riding nude around the coast.  She only gave them a warning for not wearing helmets.  Amazingness!

- Porn star Tera Patrick dishes on her divorce from porn star Evan Seinfeld in her new book Sinner Takes All.  And just to keep it classy, Seinfeld made sure to counter… oy!

- But here is one porn couple that love each other and sexin’ – Joanna Angel and James Deen!  Check out their European porn vacation! Unfortunately the trailer doesn’t embed, so be sure to click play!

- And lastly, we’ll leave you with this awesome Joanna Angel short filled with XXX-Mas cheer and holiday love!

And Happy Birthday to Joanna Angel, who’s b-day is on Christmas!

Hope this gets you through til the holiday!  Good luck getting it all done!

xoxo
- J.D. Bauchery

Yep, Vivid was on The Tonight Show.  That is how big the porno emipre of Vivid really is - they’ve become a household name…  a sexy, sexy household name, like Hitachi Magic Wand, or Debbie Does Dallas.  And with more than 2000 movies and a slew of super hot contract girls under their belt, as well as changing the face of porn and adult marketing since 1984,Vivid is turing 25!

We thought we’d celebrate the ultimate smut peddlers’ quarter century birthday with a little lovin’ HotMovies4Her style and a nod to our 25 favorite Vivid titles.

And lastly, my personal favorite:

Congratulations on 25 amazing years, Vivid.  We can’t wait to see what comes next!

(via AVN)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery and the Ladies of HM4Her

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  This last week of Septeber has been crazy with sexin’/porn related news and we’ve been feverishly collecting it for you guys since last Humpday.  So less talk, more linkage!

- Cracked mag gives us six horrifying ways to improve your sex life, including poison toad juice and spanish fly, which is actually not a fly, it’s a beetle… a beetle that causes blisters.  Hot, right?  I think I’ll just stick to sex toys and role playing, thanks.

-  Four sex myths that most guys believe.  Guess what #1 is.  It’s crazy to me to think that some dudes think we don’t watch porn!  Come on guys, it’s 2009 – get with the picture.

- A Pre-nomination site for the 2010 AVN Awards is up and running!  While this site is only for producers to submit movies, scenes, performers, etc. for consideration, it still means that the 27th Annual AVN Awards are getting closer!  In fact, today is the very last day that a movie can be released to be eligible for an award in January.  I can’t wait to see what’s nominated! 

- Plus, a new Sex Parody category has been added this year!  How could they not?

- And one more from AVN – Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld officially annouce their split.  Sad.

- Out rounds up the gayest cartoon characters… yet leaves out He-Man, the furry underpants wearing, phallic sword weilding, chest harness rockin’ gayest toon of the bunch.  Lots of win and one fail. (via SUNfiltered)

- Arse Electronika sex/tech conference is coming to San Francisco tomorrow!  Lots of awesome speakers and interesting topics, like teledildonics and more.  I want to go to there.  (via Boing Boing)

- Jenna Jameson - the internet’s newest mommyblogger?  I guess it is possible to go from porno to pampers.  Five bucks says this will lead to a reality show. (via The Frisky - plus they mention the awesomeness that is Dooce.com!)

- Fabulous sex educator/pornographer Tristan Taormino had lots to say about her amazingly hot new movie Rough Sex in a recent interview with Babeland.  And check out the movie - it really is so good!

- While it usually bugs me when people use the word “porn” to talk about anything that’s indulgent and enjoyable, I think this Top 10 Most Affective Emotion Porns is freakin’ awesome.  Well, that and I love me some Phil Collins and Beaches.  Don’t judge… I saw you crying over the Notebook. 

- And lastly, though I think we’ve talked about this device before, I saw this video and totally needed to post it.  (via Tiny Nibbles)

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!  It better – this link love is crazy long!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

Porn superstar Tera Patrick is truly a renaissance woman.  With titles like businesswoman, entrepreneur, model and mega popular porn star under her belt, Patrick is trying her hand at a new distinction – author.  It was just announced that Tera Patrick will be releasing a tell-all autobiography in early 2010.  

“Sinner Takes All” will be filled to the brink with sex, passion, porn AND a foreward by comedian Margaret Cho. I can’t imagine this memoir won’t be a good read.

The result is a tell-all that takes an emotional and revealing look at the struggles Patrick has gone through to find true love, happiness, success and peace in a world that almost broke her. “For the first time, Tera talks about her inner demons, her darkest days, and how she overcame those obstacles,” Borzillo-Vrenna [co-author Carrie Borzillo-Vrenna] said. “I was surprised, inspired, and impressed by how open and honest she was willing to be in this book. It takes a confident and brave woman to share her most private moments.”

“Sinner Takes All” also includes “hot sex stories, funny anecdotes, embarrassing moments, an inside look at her marriage to rock star/actor turned porn star Evan Seinfeld, and a deeper peek at her childhood, as well as dozens of sexy photos, diary entries, and answers to her fans’ burning questions.”

This will definitely be a fun way to start the new year.  You will be making that resolution to read more, right?  Here’s the perfect chance to succeed!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

   

When it comes to porn stars, sometimes their name says it all. And that’s just the case with Sandra Shine. Bringing her natural ease and fiery sex appeal to the screen, the Hungarian star adds a certain spark to every movie she makes. In fact, Sandra shone so brightly to the folks over Penthouse Magazine that they made her the Pet of the Month in U.S. Penthouse – not once, but twice! Video-wise, Sandra has worked with some of the most respected studios out there, including Viv Thomas, Hustler and Adam & Eve.

1. How (and when) did you get started in the industry?
I was 18 when I started shooting nude pictures. I had a casting call for a softcore shoot and they chose me, so I’ve been here since then. : ) I only shot stills for about one and a half years then I discovered videos too. And I am still here! : )

2. If you weren’t in the adult industry, what would you be doing?
I studied business management in school, so I would be probably working in that field.

3. What’s the best thing you’ve learned or best advice you’ve received from the industry?
Ummm, that’s a good question. Best thing I’ve learned is that movies are the best if I enjoy them.

4. What’s the funniest thing that’s happened while filming?
Ah there is always something happening. Strange pussy noises, falling models or even camera men…

5. What do you think is the biggest misconception about women in the industry?
That porn models are equal to escort girls.

6. What did you do today?
Just woke up : ) So took a shower, washed my teeth and drunk a glass of water.

7. What would you rather have done today?
Same, but waking up 2 hours later : ) I love to sleep a lot.

8. If you could do a movie with anyone (living or brought back from the dead) who would it be?
Angelina Jolie

9. Who is your favorite adult performer?
Tera Patrick

10. You’ve got 20 bucks left to your name; what would you do with it?
Eat a huge dose of ice cream.

11. If you were president, what’s the first thing you’d change?
I would allow nude tanning on beaches. : ) I hate the tan lines

12. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?
Umm have I done anything like that ?

13. Which is your favorite project you’ve worked on?
I love to work on my own produced stuff since I can do whatever I like and live my own sexual fantasies.

14. If you could have 1 superpower what would it be?
Flying. I would totally love that.

15. Meat or veggie?
Veggie

16. What is your favorite book?
Allan and Barbara Pease – Why the men lie and women cry?

17. What is your biggest pet peeve?
If someone is slow.

18. What is your best piece of sex advice for women?
Always tell your partner what’s good for you in bed and always ask for advice so both are happy.

19. What is your favorite adult movie?
I dont watch them too much. I like to create them much more ; )

20. Tell me one thing you’ve never told anyone else.
Pssss, it wouldn’t be a secret anymore, right ? ; )

For more Sandra Shine check out her site at SandraShineLive.com and watch her movies on HM4Her!

Over the weekend Erotica LA hosted the 4th Annual F.A.M.E. Awards (Fans of Adult Media & Entertainment) – the only porn awards show where the fans decide who wins.  Pretty cool, huh?  The fans not only get to pick the winners for each category, they actually get to nominate performers as well.  Totally interactive and 100% fan faves, from favorite Anal Star to Dirtiest Girl in Porn!  Even I voted… though I’m keeping tight lipped about who I picked (I will say that my favie director won, hand down!  See, everyone loves her has much as we do!)

Here is a list of all the 2009 F.A.M.E. winners!  Congrats to all of them!

Favorite Female Star: Tera Patrick
Favorite Male Star: Evan Stone
Favorite Rookie Starlet: Tori Black
Favorite Oral Star: Jenna Haze
Favorite Anal Star: Belladonna
Favorite Feature Movie: Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge (Digital Playground)
Favorite Gonzo Movie: Lex the Impaler 3 (Jules Jordan Video)
Favorite Breasts: Stormy Daniels
Favorite Ass: Teagan Presley
Hottest Body: Jesse Jane
Favorite Director: Belladonna
Favorite Studio: Brazzers
Dirtiest Girl in Porn: Jenna Haze
Favorite Underrated Star: Daisy Marie
Favorite Star Website: TeraPatrick.com

Also announced:
Twistys.com Treat of the Year: Bree Olson

Here is a full list of all the nominees!

Woohoo!  The fans have spoken!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

Watch the Video

Studio: Vivid Premium Category: Features

Jewel capers are a staple in the movie biz. Sure, we don’t see them all too often in porn, but what a gem when we do! And this one is no exception. Although adult queen Tera Patrick stars as the lonely super model with a massive engagement ring, she seems to get more enjoyment out of the other rock hard toy a particular Spyder Jonez is dishing up. But little does she know Mr. Jonez is out to steal her jewel for his own glamour hungry boss. It’s all about love, deceit and diamonds in this edge of your seat, hand down your pants thriller.

I think my favorite scene is four with Kimberly Kane getting stuffed six ways til Sunday by Seth Dickens and Peter Shaft, two hung dudes. Ok, so the guys enter the scene wearing bejeweled chokers, and yes, that was a total boner killer for me, but still, it fits with story and they do lose them in the fray. Good thing they do, because they would have been mighty distracted when Kane started that super hot double blow job, going from one cock to the other at lightning speed. Girl can suck! Plus she looks pretty freakin’ amazing in all those glittering jewels. I’m glad at least one person in the scene could pull them off.

As usual, I am impressed with what Vivid offers up. Not only is their production and video quality spot on, they always have pretty good story lines and artfully directed scenes. With director Chi Chi Larue at the helm of this project, I knew I was getting something good before even hitting play. Two thumbs up and a high recommendation for this one. Thanks Vivid.

-J.D. Bauchery