It seems like mainstream news media never wants to talk about porn unless it’s something bad – but not tonight! ABC’s Nightline is featuring none other than boy-next-door heartthrob James Deen.
Tonight at 11:35pm EST, ABC gets down and dirty with Deen, talking with him about the 4,000 movies he has starred in and the newer onslaught of younger female porn viewers.
Unfortunately neither of the HM4Her ladies have tv at home, but we plan to take a look online tomorrow and see what we can find. You should watch for us and comment about it below.
Well, the stars have aligned and it is officially 90210 day! And of course we need to celebrate – porno style. So sit back and relax with your old friends at the Peach Pit!
At least this time Donna isn’t drunk at the prom… Donna Martin Graduates!
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. Is it just me or does Wednesday seem to always sneak up on us? Not that I mind – who doesn’t love Humpday? Not only does it signify that we are closer to Friday, it means we get a little extra link lovin’! Can’t beat that with a stick… well, unless you’re talking about watching hot people gettin’ busy, but we do that all the time! Anyway, let’s get to it!
- Pretty hot cleavage, huh? Well, it’s actually butt crack! That’s right, this awesome photograph project is all about butts! Well, it’s really about female objectification and sexuality, but it features adorned booties posed with torsos and arms. Pretty clever, right? (via Jezebel)
- URL shortening awesomeness (they say fail, but I disagree). Hey internet, when you are going to truncate a URL, always make it this hilarious please. Thanks!
- Testicles for your truck just weren’t enough – you can now get balls for your iPhone. And no, it’s not an app. This new silicone cover features a ballsack hanging off the bottom. And I can’t even say anything bad because 10% of all proceeds go to testicular cancer research. (via Gizmodo) Read the rest of this entry »
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. It’s been a busy week so far, with no signs of letting up (it is gonna be a crazy spring around here), so sorry this Link Lovin’ is coming a little late in the day. I’ve been a busy beaver all day and finally I get to celebrate the awesomeness that is Humpday! Let’s get to it!
- Our favorite mini octogenarian sex educator, the fabulous Dr. Ruth Westheimer has been named Washington D.C.’s Honorary Secretary of the Department of Love and Relationships! Alright, fine, it’s just a marketing ploy to stimulate tourism in the capitol city. Still, it would be pretty freaking awesome if it was real. This country could seriously us it.
As everyone’s heard by now, NBC totally sucker punched themselves with this whole moving Jay Leno back to 11:35pm and bumping Conan’s Tonight Show to 12:05am. Conan O’Brien has not only left NBC, abandoning the ship before it it totally tanks, but is taking is whole following with him, wherever he ends up. And where I think he should end up is porn.
While I think this is probably never going to happen, I do think that the porno company’s should start thinking about making a hot porno version of the whole Conan debacle… and I know just the risque redhead to do the job! Read the rest of this entry »
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. It’s the last Wednesday in August – can you believe it? Summer is rapidly coming to an end and we will be knee deep in brightly colored leaves before we know it. Crazy, huh?
Anyway, we are kinda bummed about the whole move from bikinis, tube tops and flip flops to jeans and jackets and I’m guessing you are too (though I will never miss the sweltering heat and constant sweating), so here is a little extra link lovin’ to soften the blow.
Let’s get to it!
- Superb silicone supplier Tantus is hopping on the “vampire characters appearing in recent popular vampire literature and films” bandwagon and offering up a brand new sparkly Vamp dildo. I know nothing about this Twilight phenomenon, other than apparently their vampires sparkle in the sunlight. While I don’t really get that (they are supposed to burn up, aren’t they), I do love a good sex toy/book cross promotion. I’m still waiting for the Hitachi/Harry Potter wand promo…
- After their lesbian lovin’ story line was cancelled due to Guiding Light ending, soap opera actresses Crystal Chappell and Jessica Leccia are picking up and moving to “Venice” – a new web series featuring the two again as a couple. And while they aren’t Oliva and Natalia (the GL characters) on the new show, they will be sharing a little lip locking action – something that they weren’t allowed to before. Lesbians 1 – Soap Operas – 0. (via The Frisky)
Welcome to our “Inside the Brain of a Porn Reviewer” Thursday post! These are stream of consciousness movie reviews that include all the weird comments I usually write down when I review, but drop by the time the post is ready to publish for all to see.
I know I can’t be the only one that’s excited that someone finally turned “Friends” into a porno spoof. I mean come on, the show was basically set up to be a porno without the sexin’! So many hook ups! Plus a window with a view of naked people in their apartments! Ok, fine, it was one ugly naked guy, but still, that beats the view that most New Yorkers get – the side of the building next door. Anyway, I’m excited so let’s get to it!
Basic Idea (so you know what’s going on):
Remember that that show from the ’90s? The one with all the friends sitting around a coffee shop? Now add a bunch of raunchy sex and you’ve got it.
Or as the boxcover reads:
“Hilarity and deep penetration ensues when Freebie accidentally spills the beans about Monica’s bachelorette party, leading the boys to decide to throw a bigger and raunchier bachelor party. Finally, the show you always wanted to see naked… FRIENDS: A XXX PARODY is here!”
The Review:
- The opening is AMAZING. I love the song! Gotta love the fountain dancing!
Diane Keaton is coming to HBO to do porn. Ok, well not DO porn per se, but to star as a feminist icon that tries to restart the movement by creating a porn magazine for women! How freaking awesome is that?! Now that Sex and the City has moved to the big screen, HBO has been lacking for overt female sexuality, especially in the over 30 arena.
I don’t know when it will come out or what it’ll be called, but I do know that I’ll be parked on my couch the minute it comes on the tv!
Also, maybe this will help maintstream folks better understand that yes, porn is for women too and yes it can be feminist. (And there’s even an annual award show for feminist porn!)
Two out of two lesbians definitely agree that they are super excited and think that Diane Keaton is the perfect casting choice.
ps. One lesbians (me) also agrees that this is totally going to be The Porn Librarian in 30 years. Both the job and the look. And she will still be just as awesome.
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