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Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the midweek stretch.  It’s the first full week of September and just so happens to be the start of the Jewish New Year this evening.  Shanah Tovah!  So many things to celebrate today! So let’s get to it!

- Teledildonic technology that turns your Wii into a sex machine.  How freaking cool is that?  Must get Wii!

-  This is labeled as True Blood Sex Scenes You Shouldn’t Try At Home, but really, it’s just an excuse to post some really hot vampire sex videos.  And yes, don’t try them at home.  But do watch Tru, the porno parody! Read the rest of this entry »

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  This last week of Septeber has been crazy with sexin’/porn related news and we’ve been feverishly collecting it for you guys since last Humpday.  So less talk, more linkage!

- Cracked mag gives us six horrifying ways to improve your sex life, including poison toad juice and spanish fly, which is actually not a fly, it’s a beetle… a beetle that causes blisters.  Hot, right?  I think I’ll just stick to sex toys and role playing, thanks.

-  Four sex myths that most guys believe.  Guess what #1 is.  It’s crazy to me to think that some dudes think we don’t watch porn!  Come on guys, it’s 2009 – get with the picture.
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Happy Hump Day!  Welcome back to Wednesday, the hump-tastic day of the week when we celebrate all things sexy. Well, we really celebrate the sexy every day, but today is extra special because it’s time for our mid-week link lovin’!

Let’s get to it!

- Today is also Earth Day (which we will post more on in a bit), so get your green sexiness on with eco friendly sex toys!  Wind-up vibes, solar panels and organic lubes, oh my! 

- Sure porno is all about shaved pubic hair, but what about what your average Joe?  The Google search seems to find just the opposite is true.  (via TheFrisky)

- Air Sex.  Yep, just like air guitar, but sex!  Holy crap that’s an awesome idea.  I even found a video from last year’s World Championships. I want to go to there. This is the ONLY time I’ve ever wished to be in Texas.  (via Sundance)

- Finally, someone is addressing the Gay Choreographed Rain Army issue that is plaguing this country!  And you thought gays marrying was gonna be the bad part. Oooh boy! (In response to this.)  (via Feministing)

-  Sex is pretty much awesome wherever you have it, but some places are definitely not as much fun as others… even though you really want them to be.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you… 

-  If you are thinking about getting into lesbian porn but aren’t sure how, here’s your chance!  Madison Young, Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee – where do I sign up?!? (ok, not really, I’m totally happy with being on this side of the screen)

-  Sure long distance couples can web cam, chat and talk on the phone, but can they draw on each other with light?  The answer is actually yes, with Mutsugoto, a device that let’s people use light to draw on each other’s bodies and beds from afar.  As interesting as this technology is, I’m not sure if it beat hearing and watching your partner cum via the web…  (via The Frisky)

-  CalExotics recently debuted an awesome new sex toy accessory that I’m suprised has yet to be created : the Toy Cover!  An alternative to using a condom, the toy cover works exactly the same way, except without the pre-lubbed inside or the reservoir tip.  What a smart and needed invention.  They also released a toy cleaner.

Hope that gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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Well, it finally happened.  All those cell phone on vibrate mode jokes can now rest in peace because someone finally made an iPhone application that turns the phone into a mobile massager for “releasing tension and stimulating nerves” wherever you may be.  Holy orgasms on the go!  But more than that, this ap can control the intensity of the vibrations – with 8 intensity levels!  And for only about a buck, this shiny new addition is on the cheap (well, if you already have the iPhone, which is not on the cheap itself).

Seriously, what can’t this magical techie dream machine do?  I bet it will cure Cancer next week.

(via TheFrisky)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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For all of you who stood in line to get your hands on your iPhone, do I have a vibrator for you! Lelo, the best thing to come out of Sweden since ABBA, is a great company dedicated to making high-end “pleasure objects” and their most recent offering, the MIA, should be on every gal on the go’s wish list.
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It’s official. Using the internet to get off is standard game. I know because I work in Internet porn. Duh. I’ve seen the stats, and I can honestly say that hordes of people are logging on to get off. Now, that’s not a bad thing, of course. It’s a fabulous, wonderful thing. In fact, it’s the first thing most people think of when they talk about sex and technology. Go us! But sometimes, just sometimes, all sorts of other technology is left in the wayside of Internet and forgotten about when it comes to getting busy. But what about that rectangle of connectivity in your pants pocket? No, not your Palm Pilot, Treo, PDA whatever – I’m talking about your cell phone! While most of the newer phones have Internet access and a whole heap of other applications and settings, it’s the non-preset, extra-curricular uses that make this geeky girl all hot and bothered. And best thing about it? Not only are cell phones fairly universal, they are mobile (duh). You can use your cell phone anywhere! Your house, at work, or even at the airport (where I am now). So check out this guide to getting’ sexy via cell phone!

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