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The Authentic Lesbian Review: The Marine

the-marine-coverThe Marine is the first movie HotMoviesforHer has gotten from director Steve Jones and Elite X Films, and it is a hell of a way to start a relationship. The story focuses on an ex-Marine, Chris, played by Chad White, who finds himself in the middle of a rather bizarre lust/potential love triangle with way more than your average complications. Jessica, played by Tasha Reign, is a freaky, fun, horny woman who you definitely want to share the bedroom with (more than once), but probably don’t take home to meet the family, while Sarah, Daisy Haze’s character, seems more reserved and laid back, someone you can settle down with. All of that is about to change though as Chris finds himself in the middle of some bullshit he couldn’t have possibly seen coming. This action packed porno has a lot of dialogue and story setup between sex, but the development of the story along with the production quality and overall good acting kept me invested in the story even between the sex.

 

Scene 1 – Chad White & Tasha Reign & Dana DeArmond

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While working out at the gym, Chris gets a text from fuck buddy with even more benefits, Jessica, suggesting that if he came over she would make it worth the trip. Chris smirks, obviously knowing what she wants, and politely declines, which completely baffles me. Cut to Sarah’s apartment where she showering (wish they would have included a solo scene right here) and getting ready for her day. Suddenly she gets a phone call from some shady dude talking about “Don’t be late, this guy is a high paying customer,” and I’m instantly like “Is she a tute!?” Then he says, “Don’t be a bitch this time,” and I know not only is she a prostitute, but she isn’t particularly happy with her career at the moment.

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Now it becomes evident why Chris blew Jessica of earlier. He takes Sarah out on a date that lasts all day and includes grabbing a bite to eat, traveling around the city hand in hand, and stopping for make out sessions. They seem to be having a great time in each other’s company, and even though it’s been a while before I’ve seen a titty or some ass, I’m really into the story and like watching the pair get to know each other. Chad and Daisy do a good job selling the plot to the audience. Most of the time smooth jazz is playing in the forefront so we only see them interacting instead of hearing their conversation, but the long deep stares in the eyes and the slow coming together for soft light kisses pull me in. Both Chris’ and Sarah’s phones are blowing up with neither paying much attention. I have a feeling Sarah’s has to do with the client she’s supposed to be meeting while Chris is getting nudes from Jessica, whose roommate, the gorgeous Dana DeArmond, just joined her in the bedroom.

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Chris drops Sarah off back at her place, and while he’s getting text messages like the one above, Sarah is met by some strong armed dude waiting for her in her crib. He shoves her around a little, making her get dressed for her client before dragging her outside and throwing her into a black truck (that’s never good). Chris sees all this shit go down and I think he’s already made up his mind to go and save the day, but not before getting his dick wet. So he heads over to Jessica’s house for a quick dip in the cookie jar, and even he couldn’t imagine what was there waiting for him.

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As soon as he walks in the door, the girls hurry to pull his clothes off and jump on his dick like two women possessed, and he loves every single minute of it! Dana fucks him first, bounding up and down on his dick cowgirl style while Jessica sits on his face and gets her pussy licked. I found Tasha Reign’s moaning to be forced and a little annoying, but it didn’t take me completely out of the mood. The balance between the three players in this threesome is on point and it made the sex even better! As Chris is fucking Dana missionary right before cumming all over her stomach, they have this eye contact thing going on that drove me crazy! Dana gives a naughty smirk as Chris teases her clit with the tip of his dick and it was like they forgot the cameras were even in the room. I love when chemistry gets captured on film like that and it proved to be that little push that I needed to send me over the edge.

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Scene 2 – Daisy Haze & Nick Manning

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Chris is so pleased with himself that he lights and smokes a cigar as he’s walking out of Jessica’s spot with a grin on his face. It doesn’t last long though as he’s approached by a gang of punks looking to scare him with a warning to leave her (Sarah) alone. Naturally he kicks their asses even disarming them of a gun in the process. After chasing the last of the assailants and taking a knife away from him, Chris learns that Sarah is a prostitute and gets told that some guy named John is going to kill him. Chris demands to know where Sarah was taken and the adventure begins (only after busting a nut though…priorities man, priorities).

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Sarah now finds herself being guiding down a fancy hotel hallway towards who I’m guessing is her high paying client that she’s been warned to treat right. Turns out Carlos, played by Nick Manning, is her client for the evening and after wrapping up a rather aggressive secret text message handling some illegal business with a guy named Juan, he’s ready to get his rocks off and doesn’t appreciate the wait he’s had to endure. He tells Sarah to show him what she’s got and she slowly and seductively begins taking her clothes off. He tells her she looked better in her pictures, but that doesn’t stop him from taking his clothes off, shoving his dick in her mouth, and fucking her face in a blowjob scene even I enjoyed! Daisy seems really into the sex from the very beginning and Nick capitalizes on it by building from her comfortability with him and using it throughout the scene. There’s lots of intense eye contact, hard kissing, titty groping and slapping as Nick puts the old dick down on Daisy!

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I love how Nick stayed in character and brought Carlos to life even more through the sex. He’s a very powerful and overwhelming man with an intimidating power he carries around with him, and it’s not only evident that he’s powerful but also on the wrong side of the law (where’s Officer Cade when you need her!?). During the sex he’s always in control and does what he can to dominate Sarah and make her his submissive, which she submits to happily after a few of those long strokes. Carlos fucks Sarah doggy style with a purpose, and as her moans grow louder and louder I’m pulled deeper and deeper into the action. I can tell Daisy isn’t faking and that enhances the fantasy in my opinion. Carlos continues changing pace and fucking Sarah silly until they both end up looking like this, real shit…

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This is my favorite sex scene of the movie and I’m not afraid to declare that the truth even before getting through the third and final scene. They’re both dripping in sweat from going at it so hard and I’m pretty sure everyone on set needed at least a 15-minute break after all was said and done. Nick managed to fit his famous “dropping loads” phrase in there while teaching the young fellas out there exactly how it’s done. In the scheme of the movie though, this scene left me feeling a little guilty and confused. We already know Sarah doesn’t enjoy her job and didn’t want to be there in the first place, but when it comes down to it we see a woman willing to completely give in to this man’s every desire while submitting to him in the process and loving how it feels. I get it, this is a porno flick, no need to dive unnecessarily deep. But it’s hard to separate the sex from the plot, especially when they do such a good job of incorporating the two into each other.

Scene 3 – Chad White & Daisy Haze

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While Sarah and Carlos are laid out like they just had the best sex of their lives, Chris is confronting Carlos’ kill squad in an attempt to rescue Sarah. Using one of the punks who tried to scare him into staying away from Sarah, he gains entry into the hotel room, kicks more serious ass, shooting a few people in the process, and finally finds his damsel in distress. They run through the hotel hallways to back stairwells until they reach Chris’ car where he questions her career choice. It turns out her mom is dying from cancer and she needs all the money she can get for treatments and therapy. All of a sudden a phone in the jacket Sarah’s wearing starts to ring and it’s Carlos’. Chris tells Carlos to pay Sarah 100k, to which Carlos laughs (I did too…I mean the sex was great but 100k?) and hangs up the phone before instructing the strong arm of his kill squad to find Chris and Sarah and do some not-so-nice things to them.

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Chris takes Sarah to the apartment of the president of the geek squad where they discover, by hacking into Carlos’ security locked phone, that he’s a drug lord with 653 million bucks sitting in an account. Before they can decide what to do with the information, Chris and Sarah are tracked and hunted down by the kill squad and a pretty cool gun fight ensues. The special effects are better than anything I’ve seen in a porno before and I really got wrapped up in the action. Especially when everything comes to a head as Chris and strong arm kill squad leader duke it out on the roof top, no guns, just good ole fist to fist combat! Of course Chris wins and escapes with the girl unharmed.

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We’re now waking up in what I’m guessing is Chris’ house with Sarah placing light kisses on his chest to wake him up. She gives him a blowjob to start things off (breakfast done right) and his dick gets as hard as a rock. They get it in cowgirl first, and I realize I really like watching Daisy get fucked. She’s enthusiastic and brings a lot of energy but still manages to stay a little submissive, fitting with her character, throughout the ordeal. As much as I enjoyed and appreciated that, the sex felt a little boring this time around. Maybe it’s because it follows the wild and crazy sex that she just had with Nick, or maybe it’s because it was a little softer this time around, but whatever the case I thought it could have been better. That being said, it isn’t terrible by any stretch of the imagination. There’s hair pulling during doggy style, which is always a turn on, and you can tell Chad is digging deep from Daisy’s facial expressions during missionary. Her eyes roll back in her head as he cums on her belly, and even if it is a little forced and fake, it still adds a little more intensity to the scene.

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Suddenly Sarah’s phone rings and you hear her say “I didn’t order Chinese food.” Chris picks up on what’s happening right away and hurries Sarah to get dressed because Carlos and his goons have found their hideout. They run down a few steps as the screen fades to black and I’m hoping they’ve already started production on part 2! I’m usually not big on sequels but this story was so good I want to know more. Plus the production quality is way above average for a porno flick and the acting was right up there with it. Action packed sex movies are apparently my thing…who knew! Check out The Marine here on the site and let me know what you think of it in the comments section below. Until next time…

The Authentic Lesbian is a usually jolly woman with a love for reading old newspapers and taking long walks around any body of water. Follow her on Twitter @authenticlezz1 and the gal gang @hotmoviesforher to keep up with the latest movies and news around the biz.

Reignbow Pony Plugs Are Childhood Fantasies For Your Butt

 

Would you stick a colorful plug up your butt to look like sexual My Little Pony?

 

During our interview with Tasha Reign last week, my co-worker and I got to hear of her latest, most exciting project: butt plugs with colorful, tumbling hair. Due to the whimsical color choices of the protruding tresses, a little dose of word play dubbed these bad boys the Reignbow Pony Plugs. Tasha worked with Crystal Delights — a company that goes by the motto “art is pleasure” — to whip up four pastel glass-based plugs. In the Borosilicate glass, lines of glitter swirl in a dainty spiral, and after insertion, you’ll have a flow of a soft pony tail to swish around.

 

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I, personally, like the idea. Look at the prettiness! You could go cosplay, you could go…weird My Little Pony sexual cult play, you could use just for anal play but make it pretty…I think they’re pretty rad. And Tasha Reign is plenty excited for the debut, which occurred with the launch last Friday.

 

 

Not everyone is a fan however (the haters be hatin’, bringing down the party). Over at Jezebel, they covered the release and titled it “Do Not Want of the Day“. For real? Not one for commenting on stories, I decided to post my love of the pony tails here where they get a full dedication of the wonder they deserve. They are whimsically fancy, a little magical, and beautifully made. The plugs are also super safe for your body. If people can get dressed up for Halloween and bondage play in the most out-there outfits, what’s wrong with a pretty butt plug? Nothing, haters, that’s the answer — there is nothing wrong with them.

I did scope out the comments, however, to see if anyone decided to have a little respect for passions of all kinds, and I discovered a favorite request:

 

 

Someone please twerk with one of these. Friday 1:50pm

 

I am so about that.

Busty Invaders from Mars

The 2013 AVN Awards are coming upon us (no pun intended) this weekend. To continue with our week of AVN award-nominated films, I curled up with Wicked’s Busty Invaders from Mars. This bizarre gem is up for four awards, including Best Comedy, Best Editing, Best Special Effects, and Best Screenplay. With so many awards on the line, particularly Best Comedy, Busty Invaders seemed like it would deliver on some level.

Now, I’m not usually one for large studios and even larger fake boobs, but I couldn’t resist checking out a porno that didn’t take itself too seriously. After all, sex can be funny, and I’m all for a laugh when it comes to fucking. This round, Wicked goes tongue-in-cheek deep into the Sci-Fi camp route with Busty Invaders. It’s like watching an X-rated, silicone-steeped Plan 9 from Outer Space. The narrative portions of the film are in black and white while the sex scenes are shown in vivid color.

I was prepared to laugh as soon as a UFO floated through the opening credits while a classically eerie theremin instrumental played along. The film begins with the Lisa Ann‘s announcement, “I’m Queen Areola from the planet Mammary from the Lactiferous Galaxy and we are here to enslave your puny little planet.” Then the queen and her sidekick, Tasha Reign, attempt to rule humans with their “boob power and mind-blowing sex.” As they interrupt a lovers’ picnic, the two alien bombshells bare their tits and shimmy-shake the boyfriend into submission.

In the meantime, Alektra Blue is Dr. Monroe, a horny scientist who experiments with sexual desire and control, and who is drafted to help the President of the United States (Mark Wood) fight the aliens and their boob power. (Note: If you’d like to drink booze through this movie, I highly suggest drinking whenever anyone says “boob power.”. You’ll be schnockered in 15 minutes.) Dr. Monroe runs sexy lab experiments that include bouncing her boobs to boing-boing sound effects and stimulating her cunt with static electricity. There is even a violet wand involved, much to my delight!

Busty Invaders is certainly worth a watch, but I can’t say I got turned on by any of the sex. The cast is quiet fetching, but I was disappointed that the alien sex wasn’t any different than human sex, save for the presence of sparkly bedsheets. None of those sexy aliens had anything peculiar about them, other than their technicolor, raver eyeshadow. I guess I was expecting something like this to rear its clit. The sex is certainly plentiful and well-shot, but it’s more scripted than I personally enjoy.

Overall, Busty Invaders is funny and I do think the screenplay is worth watching. The overall dialogue is very funny (“I better make like a banana and get out of here!”), and the film has high production value. And it ends with a cliff hanger, meaning that a sequel is likely cooking somewhere in California. In summation, I would recommend Busty Invaders from Mars to friends who also enjoy yukking it up while they’re jacking it off.

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