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Syd Blakovich
Written by: J.D. on February 19th, 2009
Vegas got hit hard last month. All the biggest names in porno decended upon the strip in hopes of winning a coveted AVN Award (an Oscar of adult movies) and to meet and greet their fans at the Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE). Not only does the AEE get a slew of porn personalities, it’s the place to launch and exhibit the latest in toys and technologies havin’ to do with sex. Pretty hot, huh? Well, HotMoviesForHer’s own Venus Vegas was there, hanging out with all the coolest pervs. And lucky us, she got pictures! Check out some of favorite shots below.
The Man With A Pussy, Buck Angel & Kink Queen, Madison Young
Zafitg Goddess April Flores & Her Amazing Cleavage!
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Written by: J.D. on February 10th, 2009
I tried to be breezy about it. I told my girlfriend that we shouldn’t make a bit deal about it. I even told myself that I wanted to keep it simple. But it was all a lie. I LOVE Valentine’s Day! And I love celebrating it and doing something super special for the one who has my heart. While I show my girl that I love her everyday, I like the formality of having a specific day that I don’t feel like a complete dork for being insanely cute with her. So, if you’re like me and LUV February 14th, you know that there is nothing more romantic than giving your partner a totally body screaming orgasm. This week’s Top 5 Tuesday is dedicated to helping all you lovebirds really get into the mood with five movies that are perfect for watching together. Hey, you might just learn some hot new moves, you never know unless you press play…
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Written by: J.D. on February 10th, 2009
Fucking in a tattoo parlor. It just doesn’t get any better, does it? Well, not for me, at least. Especially when you’re fucking in Black and Blue Tattoo, the queer tattooing hotspot of San Francisco. I don’t know which is hotter, the folks behind the needles or the ink that they produce. It’s true, there are some super smokin’ people that work in that shop. How do I know? Because I’ve been tattooed there – in that very room to be exact.
This time it’s Shawn (Syd Blakovich) and Carson atop the tattoo table, in scene 3 of this SF sex romp. Shawn wants a stitched heart inked on her chest, but Carson’s got better ideas of what she wants to do to Shaw’s body. She snaps on her latex gloves (originally to tattoo Shawn, but actually used to fuck her – unbelievably hot!) and they are good to go! While I’ve never actually thought of a tattoo table as being a good place to fuck (probably because I associate those tables with needles being stabbing into my body), it turns out to be an awesome place to get it on. Perfectly padded to make sure everyone is comfy, and sturdy as hell, this table supports them well as the frantically pull of each other’s clothes.
Shawn is strapped-on and ready to go. I love that Carson leaves her super high tops on while they fuck. And the way her hair gets in her face as Shawn pounds her from behind – holy crap is that sexy. It’s also kind of an amazing symbolic double entendre that was the buzzing of the Hitachi Magic Wand sounds just like the buzz of a tattoo gun. I love it! This scene would get two thumbs up if I wasn’t busy fanning myself (it suddenly got so hot in here).
-J.D. Bauchery
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Shawn (aka Syd Blakovich) is a hot genderqueer who’s been working in adult since 2005. When she’s not busy being super hot and smart, Shawn dedicates most of her time training to fight and working for Pink and White Productions, internationally acclaimed pioneers of independent, adult, queer cinema and four time winners of Feminist Porn Awards. She is also one of the most notorious figures in the adult submission wrestling world and could definitely beat me in arm wrestling.
1. How (and when) did you get started in the industry?
My focus of my undergraduate degree was in fine art with a thesis exploring the intersections of fine art photography and pornography. After I graduated, I moved up to SF and started interning at On Our Backs Magazine and working for Good Vibrations. I met Shine working at Good Vibes shortly before she started Pink and White Productions. I came on board to help with marketing and as talent for her first movie The Crash Pad in 2005. I also started working for Kink.com’s wrestling site UltimateSurrender.com the same year.
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Written by: J.D. on January 28th, 2009
It’s Humpday! And who better to start off the middle of the week with than Crue man Vince Neil? When it comes to 80′s hair metal, I’ll gladly shed the intro to Link Love and go straight into talkin’ about the coolest guys of the decade.
While I am pretty bummed that some of my favorite hair rockers turned to the dark side (aka. Reality TV – poor Brett Michaels), I’m pretty excited to see them resurfacing into the public eye for something other than a paternity case or drug bust. Anyway, why am I talking about Vince Neil, you ask. Well, it just go happens that our favorite alt porno queen Joanna Angel just hosted Neil’s Poker Tournament in Vegas and gave the Crue member a copy of her new movie Girls Girls Girls 2, which, if you know your hair metal history, is the name of an awesome Motley Crue song. While number 2 isn’t quite ready for public consumption, check out the original Girls Girls Girls!
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Written by: J.D. on January 27th, 2009
Whether you like the senual erotic massage movies or kinkiest fetish flicks, one thing is a constant – most porno plots suck. There, I said it. It’s just a fact of life that in most instances, when a porn movie tries to get all wordy and plot heavy, they usually just get embarassing. How many times can a pizza guy deliver an “extra-large sausage” to a horny woman, laying around all alone in her skimpiest nightie before it gets old? Really, it was old before it began. But sometimes - just sometimes, smut peddlers get it right and a washed up plot ends up being the best scene of the movie. The cheese factor that was once so high diminishes right in front of your very eyes and the plot actually works to do it’s job - getting you hot. This week’s Top Five Tuesday brings you the best of the best of porn plots gone right. Because hey, sometimes that pizza man is hot!
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The Pizza Man: It’s true, sometimes the pizza man is too hot to pass up. This scene, directed by the award winning Erika Lust, gives us a peek into what happens when this plot skips the embarrassing dialogue and goes straight for the jugular of super hotness. Be warned that it’s in Spanish with no subtitles – you might not understand the words, but you’ll definitely get what’s going on. One of the best porn scenes I’ve ever watched, this pizza delivery is not to be missed!
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The Mechanic: Looks like you’re engine is shot. Guess you’ll need a big tool to probe around in there, huh? Don’t expect any of that banter in this dirty dyke auto body fuck flick. Mechanic Shawn helps grease up Lorelei Lee’s engine and gets her up and running in no time… without all those pesky double entendres.
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Sexy Secretary: While this whole Joanna Angel movie spoofs all of these cheesy plots, they actually get the secretary scene right, with the super sexy January Darling, in her pencil skirt and tight bun, fucking Joanna up and down the screen. I know it’s a stretch since the scene is actually spoofing the real deal, but hot is hot, so get over it and enjoy!
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Blind Date: Letting your friends set you up on a date can be a total bust, but when it comes to porno, the date always goes right. While that tiresome plot shows up in this awesome April Flores/Varla Vex scene, it is anything but the same old. Zaftig porno goddess Flores shows Vex the benefits of blind dating with lots of beers, bar top sexin’ and general mischief making. Where do I sign up?
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Repair Man: I don’t know what I like best about this scene – the fact that the TV repair man is a chick, or that the repair chick is my super hot dykey porno crush, Michelle Aston. This is the scene that started my love affair with her, so how could I not include it? The ultimate mix between the pizza guy and the mechanic, the repair man plot takes the best of those stories and brings them together to make movie magic – and the perfect porno set up. Aston comes around to help out poor Gia Paloma with her busted TV, but gets so much more, including foot fucking, toy play and explosive orgasms. Googling the best way to break my TV now…
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The list is heavy on the lezzies, but look who’s writing it, so can you really say you’re surprised?
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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Written by: J.D. on January 21st, 2009
Alright, that does it! I’m driving to San Francisco and figuring out a way to have my car break down right in front of Charlie’s Place. I haven’t seen a mechanic that skilled with their hands since I don’t know when… and no, I’m not talking about my muffler being serviced.
That’s right, we’re back with scene two of Madison Young’s San Francisco lesbo romp and all I can say is… well, I can’t really say anything because my tongue is hanging out of my mouth, but if I could talk, I’d definitely say this scene is totally smokin’ hot. Naked dykes and car grease – I’m sold.
What’s a girl to do when her car starts acting up? Lucky for Lorelei Lee, she just happened to break down in front of Charlie’s Place, and super sexy mechanic, Shawn (also known as Syd Blakovich), just happens to be lubing up her tools for action. While I might have gone for a little more car banter between the two, I really can’t complain that they started fucking too soon. I mean seriously, who’s going to whine about dialogue when Lee’s dress is off in three seconds flat and Shawn’s coveralls are hanging around her waist. Not me, that’s who. While they frantically strip and pound into each other roughly with their hands, there is also something really sweet and kind of romantic about the way Shawn lays Lorelei down on her discarded coveralls instead of just on the oil stained floor of the auto shop. Though I will say that seeing Shawn’s dirty knees was pretty awesome after she fucked Lorelei against the floor.
Like The Porn Librarian said in her review of scene one, whoever did the music for this movie was dead on with their picks. I love when music enhances a porn flick, because really, it happens so very little that it’s like a treat. And what goes better with cars and grease than some rock n’ roll? This scene was definitely win-win for both the eyes and the ears.
-J.D. Bauchery
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Written by: J.D. on January 12th, 2009
Apparently, it’s so hard to meet women in the city by the bay that director Madison Young decided to do her part to bring them together with a helpful guide to the best places to meet perfect women. Is it just me or does it seem totally unfair that my New England town doesn’t have a guide to the city like the one?
We’ve decided to review this amazing flick from Abigail Productions scene by scene because J.D. and I have been lusting after Jiz Lee, Syd Blakovich and Dylan Ryan for quite some time now and it didn’t seem fair to that only one of us would get paid to watch them fuck on camera.
So, scene one. Let me just start by saying, it’s freaking awesome! Jiz Lee, who is basically perfect in my book, meets up with Lorelei Lee in Dolores Park to eat strawberries and get it on. They have great chemistry and the scene is set up nicely as they flirt and giggle and I am reminded of why I love women so damn much.
This is a pretty vanilla scene, the two take turns working each other over with their fingers and tongues, and it’s really hot. It’s always a big turn on for me to see two women truly getting off on camera, and it’s very apparent neither girl is faking their enjoyment in this scene.
Another great thing about this scene, besides the dirty stuff, is the music. I’m not sure who the musicians are, but it’s pretty rare to find porn music that enhances a scene and Young has managed to do just that with her selections. I felt like I was watching one of those music videos they used to air on the tv years ago as Jiz finger bangs Lorelei to a rockin’ guitar rift.
Overall, this is a really great beginning to one of the hottest movies I’ve seen. If you’re looking for gorgeous dykes getting down and dirty, you definitely need to see this one.
-The Porn Librarian
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Written by: J.D. on January 7th, 2009
It’s officially the grosses day of 2009. Well, at least where I am, in Philly. It is rainy, cold and windy – a truly nasty day. I will say that I am grateful that those dreaded words – Wintry Mix – have yet to be uttered for the day, but still, it’s not pretty outside.
But we agen’t going to let that get us down! It’s Humpday and because it’s so icky out, we have an even better excuse to stay inside, get under the blankets and keep close for warmth. Thumbs up for indoor activities! And of course, by that, I mean catching up on all the sexy news out there with Link Love! What, you thought I meant doin’ it? Well… I guess you could get busy after you turn the computer off…
Let’s get to it!
- A blogger strives to find out if higher-income women do, in fact, get more oral sex. I don’t know about you, but I think if this is proven right, which it seems to be, I think they should totally market it as a reson to stay in school… Can you imagine the posters? (via Jezebel)
-Speaking of blogger studies (hmm… new trend?), Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek over at The Femme’s Guide To Absolutely Everything has put a call out for volunteers to participate in her study on size and sexuality.
- Your cell phone can now help keep you clean. Three cheers for using alternative means to do sex education. Woohoo!
- Some Australia dude has been breaking in to sex toy shops, stealing blow up dolls, fucking them in the back alleys and leaving them when he’s done. While that is totally weird, I’m not sure which part I’m baffled by the most – that he a. does that; b. cleans up the mess he makes when he smashes the wall to get into the building; or c. but he doesn’t clean up the mess he makes in the doll, therefore leaving DNA behind. Should be arrested purely on stupidity. (via Jezebel)
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