Blue Collar Lesbians is a sweaty, sexy, power tool, work garage flick from Triangle Films featuring an all star cast. From the box cover I could already tell the blue collar theme was strong with this one, and the fact that they’re in some type of workshop with machines and power tools lying around in the background was fantastic visually. I like when the cover helps get the point and overall theme across, and so far I like what I see, but does Blue Collar Lesbians live up to the Authentic Lesbian standards…
Scene 1 – Ariel X & Syd Blakovich
Good God, Ariel X is hot! She’s standing in her workshop airbrushing something I can’t pay much attention to because her ass in those jeans! In walks Syd Blakovich and I couldn’t be happier to see anyone else. I haven’t seen Syd since Madison Young’s The Many Shades Of Juliette March for Filly Films (I live under a rock). Anyway, Syd wants to know when her couches are going to be done. She just moved and needs something to sit on. The two walk over to the couch where Ariel begins to explain and illustrate how much work still needs to be done. They sit on the couch, Syd’s hand ends up on Ariel’s thigh, a huge smile crosses Ariel’s face, and we have lift off.
I always enjoy watching Syd perform because I can relate to what she does. She takes her time building up to the serious stuff with the perfect amount of foreplay. The neck and boobs get plenty of attention to ensure Ariel reaches maximum wetness before her pants are even pulled down, and once the moans reveal she’s ready, we get to see her pretty pussy. This woman is hot all over! Syd fingers, fondles, and licks Ariel to a body shaking orgasm and even lightly chokes her to send Ariel over the top. Only 7 minutes in and girls are already creaming everywhere. Yay Team Lesbians!
Ariel definitely holds her own when it’s time to please Syd. After basically ripping her pants off, Ariel gets a taste of Syd’s good stuff and then decides she wants it from the back. Finger fucking Syd from behind seemed to turn Ariel on just as much as it did Syd. She moans and groans while humping the air, obviously turned on by Syd’s reaction to her fingers, and by the 12 minute mark both beautiful ladies are ready for round 2. They jump into 69 which quickly turns into hot and heavy scissoring with Ariel leading the way on top. At times it seems like she may be over exaggerating with the pleasure sounds, but as someone who used to date a girl who would get extremely turned on by the sound of her own moaning, this can definitely be appreciated. Especially when you have the wetness and body shakes to go along with it, so the scene is never in danger of being ruined by a “fake” performance.
The pair continues to flip in and out of positions, exploring and pleasing each other’s bodies, with one highlight being Syd eating Ariel’s booty like groceries and Ariel losing complete control. My favorite part of the scene though is when Syd holds Ariel down, hand around her neck, and titty fucks the shit out of her! That’s why you gotta love Syd man… she never leaves you wanting more because she puts it all out there! Ariel enjoyed the light domination, and I walked away more enthused about clit-to-tit stimulation than ever before. They both cum again and Syd wraps it up by placing gentle kisses all over Ariel’s body, making her shake and squirm even more. Classic lesbo move…
Scene 2 – Ariel X & Syd Blakovich & Kimberly Kane
I wasn’t sure how I would react when this scene began because we’re in the same setting with the same theme and we just watched 2 out of 3 of the stars perform with each other (and I’m pretty sure Ariel is wearing the same jeans…that ass!). I went in a little more cautious than usual, but since the previous scene with Ariel and Syd was so good I at least felt like I wouldn’t be bored. What I didn’t account for was how much of an impact Kimberly Kane would add to the dynamic. I wasn’t very familiar with Kimberly’s work until now, but she definitely inspired post scene research.
Back in Ariel’s workshop Syd is still complaining about those damn couches. Ariel’s busy on another project when in walks Kimberly. Turns out Syd is pretty behind at work too, because Kimberly wants to know why her car is still out of commission after sitting in Syd’s shop for a few days. Ariel and Kimberly joke about Syd being a lazy pain in the ass and naturally decide a tag-team style threesome is in order (seems like a better option than actually working). The two jump Syd on her unfinished couch and begin taking her clothes off. Lucky bastard! Whenever I’m called a lazy pain in the ass it never ends in me getting my bones jumped. Anyway, they talk shit to her, hold her down with her shirt intentionally covering her eyes, suck her boobs, and fondle her clit… now that’s a proper punishment! Ariel smothers Syd while Kimberly goes to town on her pussy, licking her senseless. All three ladies look amazingly hot together and right about now is when I noticed the rock music still playing in the background. Not that annoying, but slightly distracting.
Syd and Ariel flip the script on Kimberly, licking her from head to toe. Syd eats her pussy while Ariel focuses on her beautiful boobs. I’ve never gotten head from two chicks at the same time before but I’ve heard about it and today, I’ve seen it! The things this image did to my imagination are almost unfair. Can you imagine what this feels like!? Just knowing two chicks are down there at the same time is enough to send me over the top!
Kimberly literally goes crazy over Syd giving her head. She moans how good it is and in true girl fashion says “Don’t you love her hair? It’s awesome. Perfect length.” as she grabs it and holds on for dear life. Of course Syd eats that shit up and uses it as motivation to bring on orgasm after orgasm followed by the shakes (I love the shakes!). Throughout the scene I became more and more in love with Kimberly Kane. She talks the entire time and is fucking hilarious, but in real life, this is her way of having sex and I fell for it. At one point she calls out anyone to just sit on her face and more than welcomes Ariel when she takes her up on the offer. The two scissor for a while afterwards and once again Ariel getting off was absolutely amazing to watch. Amidst the heavy breathing and intense moans of pleasure you begin to realize why no work gets done in this place. These girls don’t go for just one quickie and get back to work. No no no, this is all or nothing, and when they decide to end things with Syd fingering both Ariel and Kimberly at the same time while giving them head I seriously didn’t think I’d make it through the rest without… well, you know. I mean, the girls even had to be told by the director to wrap things up, which I found to be incredibly hot because I got lost in the scene right along with them. This is one of the best lesbian threesomes I’ve watched in a while!
Scene 3 – Kimberly Kane & Veruca James
Enter Kimberly Kane’s workshop. Beautifully decorated with posters of cars and hot girls in bikinis, fully loaded with power tools and large machines, and currently occupied by two sexy ladies who don’t mind midday distractions. Veruca James is there to pick up a table that Ariel X left for her. When Kimberly finds out she’s an interior decorator, she offers to trade “kisses & stuff” for her services. Naturally Veruca accepts those terms (who wouldn’t!?) and they start making out. Then BOOM… that fucking music is back and this time it’s extremely annoying. Kimberly and Veruca are exchanging words and giggling and as much as I strained, I couldn’t fully follow along because the music not only lasted way too long into the action, it was louder in this scene than the previous two. Eventually it went off, but after tit stimulation, clothes coming off, pussy licking, and fingering. It was distracting without a doubt. Anyway, for some reason Veruca James reminded me of Kirsten Dunst in Bring It On, really cute and always smiling with a pussy to match. Kimberly wastes no time getting her fingers up in there and when she eats Veruca’s ass she couldn’t contain the outburst. Kimberly flips her over to rinse and repeat from behind and the view is just incredible.
I told you! Look at her face! That about says it all. Kimberly brings her same enthusiasm and hilarious charm to the scene from the very beginning, and when she “hops up on this sex bench” I knew I was in for a good one. Veruca returns the many blessings just received by licking and fingering Kimberly’s ass, forcing her to cry out. Veruca likes Kimberly’s ass so much she declares it magical and continues to indulge. I can tell that these two are having fun and I really enjoyed it. They seem completely comfortable exploring each other’s bodies and their conversation is fluid and natural. It’s nice when it happens like that.
This is my favorite scene of the movie so far and the scissoring to top it off confirmed that for me. They continue the butt stuff for a while with the slapping and smothering being particularly hot. Kimberly calls Veruca a piglet because of how much she loves it down there and you can hear Veruca get even more turned on by it. They explore a few more positions before discussing the rustic machine theme décor Kimberly has going on and deciding to keep it central to the shop. Nothing like women who can handle business and sex at the same time! Veruca ends up on top and all things sweaty and good came to life! The eye contact was on point, the deep moans were an audible turn on, the conversation matched the pace and the laughter enforced the fun, lighthearted underlying tone. I absolutely loved these two performing together! I could watch this scene a million times and be equally, if not more turned on each time.
Scene 4 – Kimberly Kane & Syd Blakovich
I was more than ready for Syd and Kimberly! Kimberly is always entertaining and verbalizes what she wants and we already know Syd’s tongue is one of her best friends from scene 2, so I couldn’t wait for this to start! Syd complains about not having her couches from Ariel yet, blah blah blah, clothes are off! Syd gets down to business ASAP, eating Kimberly out, sucking on her nipples, and groping her breasts. Kimberly is just as pleased as before and goes right over the cliff and into the deep end when Syd tosses her over and eats her ass out. The camera closeups are pure genius again, getting right up in there during crucial moments so you feel like you’re in the scene.
Syd begins undressing and we have our first and only strap of the movie. Now I’m super excited! I had to stop myself from fast forwarding a few times, but I made it through. Kimberly’s ass is nice and red from Syd slapping it and I found that to be visually stimulating. They fuck missionary for a while with Syd holding Kimberly down while she fucks her. Kimberly’s eyes roll back in her head at one point and that sent me sky high! Being on either end is a dream come true for me and I felt Kimberly’s orgasm through the screen, no bullshit!
Syd pounds away when they fuck doggy style and the roughness was a nice touch to say the least. She gives Kimberly a break by sitting on her face but making her keep the dildo inside her pussy. I absolutely love the way Syd rides Kimberly’s face like she’s taking what she earned. It’s time for her to bust a nut and man was it a good one! Literally dripping in sweat as she thrust back and forth across Kimberly’s tongue, Syd is a woman on a mission! I must have watched this part 5 or 6 times.
They jump into 69 with Syd on top, and the view is really pretty with Kimberly’s mouth wide open, unable to concentrate, with Syd’s colorful back tats on full display. Like I said, Kimberly can hardly focus on giving Syd head because she’s just that good, but when Syd starts fingering her it’s pretty much a wrap. She kept trying so there’s your A for effort, but the body quivers had the final say. I’m a huge teaser, even after the fact, so I thoroughly appreciated Syd taking the time to lightly rub her fingers up and down Kimberly’s body while holding her hands over her head so she couldn’t squirm away. She even whips her tongue out one more time, licking Kimberly everywhere and spending extra time on her armpits, sending Kimberly off into pure bliss.
Overall, Blue Collar Lesbians is a great movie. Aside from the music playing too long into the scenes and being particularly loud in the 3rd scene, everything fits the theme and the sex is spot-on because of the great casting. Watch it and comment below to let me know what you think about it.