Happy Labor Day pervs!! Yep, we are back at that time again, the unofficial end to summer. While it may sound like a bummer because we leave behind all the debauchery that happens in the warm months, in reality, we are moving into the perfect weather for fucking! It’s cool enough to bang without the air conditioning on and warm enough to go sans blankets.… More
Before I head into my list of tips, I’s like to say two things. First, I love summer. Warm weather is one of my favorite things and as much as I love air conditioned spaces, I actually really enjoy being outside. Second, this is going to be a list of warnings. I totally put “thoughts” in the title to make it sound less of a downer, but in reality, this is going to be a list of what to be careful about while getting busy in the great outdoors. Alright, now that I’ve made it clear that I am not knocking summer or nature, and yo have been warned about my warnings, let’s get to the action.… More
While the real start of summer isn’t actually for another month, we all know that the unofficial beginning of the season is Memorial Day. I mean, when you think about it, isn’t Memorial Day Weekend when the amusement parks open for the season? I will always remember the last Monday in May as the day that the local park I grew up near would open the snack bar and start selling popsicles. Ah, the fond memories of a porn reviewer…
Anyway, as you probably guessed it from either my long-winded introduction, or the fact that you are sitting at home on a Monday, probably lying around in your underpants, sweating because you refuse to turn the ac on until June, today is Memorial Day! Woohoo! Summer is upon us!! To celebrate this holiday, and the fact that nearly all of us have off from work today, here is a fun in the sun porno to get your warm weather juices flowing!… More
The weather is beginning to change here in Philadelphia, where we are located. Today the temperature is in the 60’s, but tomorrow it could very well be 85 degrees! That said, we know how the heat can really hinder getting hot and heavy with your honey (try saying that three times fast!). We love temperature play as much as the next person, but non-consensual sweaty times is NOT ok with us – and even though the air conditioner helps, it can still be hard to muster the passion when all you want to do is lie flat and not move too much. Here are 4 helpful tips for beating the summer heat and bringing your love life back to a roaring boil.… More
While I’ll admit I do have a place in my heart for super fruity Sex On The Beach cocktails, I can’t say I feel the same way about the actual sexy act of screwing in the sand. In fact, I pretty much have a strong aversion to any sex where unwelcome hangers on follow the pleasure train anywhere near my vag, and unfortunately, that’s what summertime outdoor sexin’ is to me.… More