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I am a big sports fan, so I’m pretty psyched for the big game this Sunday. I have a lot of friends who aren’t really into it either, but are going to get dragged somewhere to watch the game regardless. Half the fun of these big sporting events is spending a few hours with family and friends drinking, eating and jumping up and down.

For those of you who don’t know jack about the sport, I thought I’d introduce you to a few of the stars. If you can’t understand what the hell is happening, at least you can visualize the some of these guys in less clothes.

First up we’ve got the Steeler’s Troy Polamalu – this year’s Defensive Player of the year. Polamalu is known for two things, his hair and being a complete freak of nature. This guy makes plays that seem impossible nearly every single game. Whether he’s jumping over a 6’3″ 300 pound offensive line man for a sack or somehow covering 20 yards in a flash to intercept the ball.

Plus he looks like this.

You also have to respect a guy who keeps his hair in order to honor his heritage even though it’s perfectly legal for another player to tackle him by it.

I’m rooting for the packers, but it’s hard not to be a fan.

It’s hard to talk about this game and Polamalu without talking about Clay Matthews. Just a second year player, he was the runner up for Defensive Player of the Year and also gets a lot of attention for his golden locks.

It’s a little surprising just how much sportscasters are talking about hair this week. I guess since they can’t fawn over how handsome Tom Brady is, they’ve settled for this discussion.

Matthews is a beast and the guy you’ll want to keep an eye out on when the Packers are playing defense.

Next up we’ve got Aaron Rodgers, the quarterback for Green Bay and the guy who has one of the best touchdown celebrations of all time – The Belt! No matter how bored you get during the game, he’ll grab your attention when he thrusts those hips forward to signify he’s the champ!

He’s super cute and watching him lead the Pack to the Superbowl while stupid Brett Farve fizzled out in Minnesota was one of my favorite parts of football this season.

Hopefully that gives those of you who don’t really care something to cheer about on Sunday. Worst case scenario, you could push to scrap the game and watch Football porn!

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I don’t like cold weather, the snow or any activity that has me headed down a hill with thin pieces of wood attached to my feet and only two poles to help get me to the bottom safely.  Hell, I’ve only ever been ice skating once in my life – and that was in San Francisco, while wearing a t-shirt and looking up at palm trees.

So, basically this means that I’m not so into winter, BUT what I am into is sex (duh), and any sport that pretty much requires folks to be holed up in a lodge, sipping spiked hot chocolate and fucking by the fire is a-okay with me.  And isn’t that what skiing is all about?  So today, in honor of all those athletic people that like to hit the slopes – and those of us that prefer to chill out by the hearth – we are giving you the top five sexy skiing movies!

SOS – Sex On Snow: While having sex on the snow sounds like extreme torture to me, apparently there are people that love a little cold rush while getting hot and bothered.  I guess it is the ultimate temperature play.  Sex on the ski lift is a total bonus here too.

Shane’s World 36 – Snow Trip: More than just a romp in the snow, this Shane’s World flick features the entire ski trip – from drive up, to making breakfast, to fucking in the blistery cold.  Who doesn’t love it when their pornos give a complete picture?  It’s all about the context of the money shot, right?

Ski Bunnies: There’s no way I could write this list without including a movie called “Ski Bunnies.”  It just wouldn’t be right.  A little dated with ’90s flare, this winter delight brings us indoors and out with hot fucking, lots of sucking and a whole heap of big, crunchy hair (head hair, you pervs).  Well, I did say it was super ’90s.

Chalet Girl: This ski flick totally wins the prize for sexiest box cover, don’t you think?  I love me a little minimalism.  Sure, it could be a porno, or it could be or part of the promo materials from the ski lodge.  With the plethora of group sex scenes offered, I’m guessing it’s probably the former.  Well, you never know with marketing materials…

Raw Rescue: Alright, so nobody goes skiing in this movie, but who gives a crap when hot built euro dudes are cuming (hehe) to save the day?  The rescue their patients with a mix of TLC, expert blowjob and butt sexin’ skills.  And that, my friend, is what you really need to keep warm on those cold mountain nights.

Don’t forget to pack the poles or it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

xoxo
-J.D.

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In the summertime I end up watching a lot of movies that are shot outdoors. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that I’d rather be outside than cramped in an office, just like the rest of the world! Lucky for me, I at least get to watch hot people fuck on the beach, on boats and in open fields. It sucks to be working on these perfect days, but at least I’m looking at that instead of an invoice or spreadsheet!

The men of Euroboy Sport obviously have less responsibility that the rest of us, which is awesome because now we get to see them suck and fuck on the beach!

The best scene is obviously the second, because there’s a fake lifeguard saves the day scene that includes CPR and a new life saving technique referred to as a BJ for short. Actually, once you get past the attempted plot this one does get hot quickly. Fran Maldonado literally owes Harold Zen his life and rewards him by offering up his tight hole. Not a bad trade in my book…

I also really liked the opening scene between Michael Amerika and Santiago Masur. Both guys are fit and hungry for cock – a nice mix if you’re going to watch people screwing. Watching Masur drill Amerika’s ass from below was really fantastic and if you like that bottom boy I should tell you he gets it from the lifegaurd (Zen) in the last scene!

There’s just something about watching people get buck wild in the great outdoors that does it for me. I typically prefer my men a little more mature, but these twinks definitely have it going on!

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Whoever is writing headlines these days has a dirty, dirty mind. And we love it.

(via Buzzfeed)

xoxo
-JD

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I just realized this very moment that I haven’t written a single thing about the World Cup.  While I don’t have any real affinity towards soccer, I can’t deny that the sport yields some hot mens.  That said, I figured that maybe we’d take a minute to appreciate their athletic dedication.

And thankfully Interview Magazine has helped us a little with the visuals from Team USA.

Oguchi Onyewu, 28, defender from Olney, Maryland, playing in his second World Cup. Read the rest of this entry »

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It’s spring again! The flowers are blooming, the windows are open and the skaters are dusting off their boards and hitting the streets in search of ramps and rails to nail.  Good thing they are also interested in nailing each other, as well as themselves.

This week we are dedicating our Tuesday round up to the top five skateboarding porns – everything from straight dudes to gay sk8er boys, and even lady boarders too!

Grinding The Rod: Screw Gleaming The Cube, there is a new skateboarding flick in town!  Featuring more than an hour and a half of skater dudes beating their meat, this amateur JO movie shows just how horny you can get from landing all the big tricks, kicks and ollie flips! (’80s pop culture references are radical!)

Bareback Skate Mates: While I’ll admit that bareback porn isn’t really my thing, I do love that these skater guys get busy with each other in the great outdoors.  Well, “outdoors” where skateboarders hang out, like by ramps and abandon buildings – you get the point.  Two thumbs up for Czech sk8er homos!

Skateboard Kink Freak: You didn’t think I’d get through a list of skateboarding movies without mentioning this awesome lesbo romp, did you?  Starring my favorite kinkster, Michelle Aston, this Bleu Productions lady flick is brimming with rope bondage and all sorts of deliciously dirty treats, including a cameo of a skateboard being used as a sex swing of sorts.  Watch this movie!

Christening The Board: Experienced skaters know that the best way to really get their grind on is to make sure their board is nice and waxed.  Nuff said.

Born To Grind: Some guys are just born to grind.  God bless that natural talent, especially in real life couple Jeron and Trey (on the cover) as they bring their bareback lovin’ to the gay skater porno screen.  Thanks Boyride!

Gotta love the resurgence of springtime/summer sports!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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It’s nice to see that Pipedream is looking out for the hand full of women who didn’t get to check out Tiger’s driver.

If blow up dolls aren’t your thing, don’t forget about both of the spoofs that came out. The XXX industry was all over this story!

*Please note that JD is on vacation and my girlfriend took her place as the second lesbian.

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Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.   It’s Wednesday again and there is a lot going on in the sexy world, so let’s skip the pleasantries and get to it!

- The rumor that the Olympic village is pretty much one giant orgy is not quieted by some of the action we’ve seen on the ice this year – especially during Ice Dancing.  The Frisky rounded up some of the… “hottest” stuff we’ve seen on ice so far.  Including the U.K. brother/sister team of Kerr and Kerr pictured.    Yeah, you read that right… bother/sister team.  Woah, right?

- And if sex is the only sport – Olympic or otherwise – that you have any interest in, check out this link heavy look at Winter Olympic Sex by SUNfiltered. Read the rest of this entry »

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Just when you thought there was absolutely nothing interesting about the Olympic sport of Curling, a 22-year-old Norwegian takes off her clothes to raise awareness for the shuffleboard-esque game.

Norway’s Madeline Dupont joined in with the European Curling League’s effort to promote the sport – a calendar featuring 26 female curlers in various states of undress.  Like I said, the most interesting thing to happen to the sport since… well, since it started I suppose.  Or maybe when they switched to regulation broom sizes?  Not that I know anything about their brooms at all, actually…  I just think it’s funny that they have them.

Either way – yes, women shouldn’t HAVE to get naked for a sport to be better, but in this case, it means that there is about 60% more of a chance that I would watch curling now, if even just to  see this blond Norwegian bombshell in icy action.

(via Fleshbot)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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As much as we love Canada, we’re rooting for the good old US of A during the 2010 Winter Olympics and what better way to show our support than with a Top Five Tuesday ode to our athletes!

Olympic Fever: Starring Ron Jeremy, Candida Royalle and Seka, this classic flick from Arrow Productions definitely features some world class sexual athletes! While there are plenty of feel good story about athlete’s who struggled to get to the Vancouver games, none will touch you like the story of Kristin Powers (Seka) efforts to make the U.S. Swim team.

Snow Boarders: One of my favorite events since they’ve been included in the winter games is snowboarding. I love the hot young stars, the laid back culture and they pull off some really amazing tricks that would land the average joe in a hospital. The men of Euroboy Sport may not be going for gold, but they definitely deserve some praise for the XXX show they put on in this porno.

The Russian Sexual Battle On Ice: One of the most exciting events from the Winter Olympics for Americans is 1980s Miracle on Ice. While the men on Russia’s powerhouse hockey team probably don’t remember it so fondly, I’d like to think they are comforted by situations like those captured in this XXX movie. If you’ve dreamed of watching people fuck on ice – here’s your chance!

Going For Gold: Imagine if spanking was an Olympic sport! Sadly it’s not, but that doesn’t keep these kinky folks from giving it their all in this fetish film. Whether you’re representing your country in curling like Homer Simpson or just getting freaky, best of the luck for everyone who’s going for gold!

Men Of Vancouver: Finally, because I really can’t write this without giving a quick shout out to the awesomeness of Canada, a little man on man action featuring some of Vancouver’s finest. These men know what they want and how to get it! I’m going to have to make a mental note to keep an eye out for some of these boys at the bars when I visit in May!

USA! USA! USA!
-The Porn Librarian

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