I would like to start by saying how disappointed I am that this movie did not spoof American Pie at all. I mean, it would be so easy! I could write that movie on my lunch break today and still have time to take a walk.… More
I’m not going to lie. I picked this one because of the title. I loved White Man Can’t Jump, although I haven’t seen it in 15 years, and was hoping for some good basketball puns. After the sex, the best scenes are, without a doubt, the pick-up games.… More
I had heard about Carolina Jones a few weeks ago and I was pretty excited about its release. I like reviewing spoofs; I think it takes a little bit more wit to do a parody than it does to do your average four hour gonzo porn.… More
Often, us straight girls have a list of women we’d go lesbian for. Kim Kardashian is always my top choice. She’s fucking hot as hell. Her sex tape with Ray-J isn’t anything to write home about, but her body is amazing (and on that note – so is Ray-J’s).… More
I like porn parodies. Much like in my personal life, I think it’s important to be able to laugh at everything – even sexy stuff. I also really like celebrities, so I thought the character names in this movie would be above par, and they were, even for porn.… More
Before I even knew I could write about sex for a living, I was convinced that I wanted to be a forensic pathologist. I think it has something to do with the years of Law and Order I took in as an impressionable teen.… More
Boy, do I have a thing for girls in glasses. And January Darling does not disappoint as Joanna’s slutty secretary, all dolled up in a suit, pearls and super cute cat eye frames. She gets the ball rolling with an “innocent” offer to rub the weary Joanna Angel’s back in this, the third scene of Angel’s dirty movie spoof.… More
Here we go again, checking out our girl Joanna Angel’s hilariously dead-on porno spoof. This week we’re up to scene two, an anal romp staring Pixie Pearl as the obnoxious porn star and James Deen as the cable guy who’s filling in for the perpetually late and charmingly dim Tommy Pistol.… More
In Sodomy City, where sexual freedom flows, our hung heroes, Batdude and Throbin, must stop the evil Poker and his posse from their non-consensual sexual exploits. And stop them they do, with all the hardcore anal pounding and dick sucking you’d expect from a couple of hard bodied caped crusaders.… More
We had so much fun reviewing Erika Lust’s latest film scene by scene that we’re doing the same for Joanna Angel’s Not Another Porn Movie. The queen of alt-porn has taken it upon herself to spoof every ridiculous porno you’ve ever had the misfortune to watch.… More