“No, it’s not just sex. It’s love! It’s two people connecting. With four other people… And aliens.” And thus, the world was introduced to The Time Hump Chronicles, the epic eight part (nine if you count the fan fiction chapter) sci-fi erotic novel penned by Orange Is The New Black’s Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren. It tells the tale of Edwina, a time traveler with the ability to move backwards and forwards in time, who might also be a robot made of pee-proof metal. Edwina falls in love with both Space Admiral Rodcocker, a time humper from the future with two … Continue reading The Time Hump Chronicles
The Academy Awards honor the greatest films of the past year. On Sunday night Alejandro González Iñárritu’s Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) beat out some stiff competition for the coveted Best Picture Oscar. Past winners have included some of the steamiest sex scenes ever captured on celluloid, like Natalie and Milas’ intense lesbian hook-up in Black Swan, Leo and Kate’s romantic Model-T consummation in Titanic, and Halle and Billy Bob’s orgasmic tryst in Monster’s Ball. But we’re often left frustrated after that tasteful fade to black, aching to see more of these sexy scenes in every graphic detail. … Continue reading XXX Parodies of Oscar Movies
Happy Star Wars Day! Look out for Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody on May 18th. Find it here on HotMoviesForHer first! xoxo -JD
Alright, I’ll admit it – I’ve already reviewed this movie before. But that was about a million years ago (back in 2008), and it recently came up again when I was hanging out with some friends, talking about fisting. I know, fisting is a weird segue into Edward Penishands, but hey, truth is stranger than fiction, right? Anyway, I was totally blown away the first time I watched this movie and was just as excited when I made my friends gather around my computer and watch a few clips. Clearly I have a hard time leaving my work at work. … Continue reading Edward Penishands
This year, the AVN Awards are all about the parodies – even going as far as to have parody porns get their own category. And because we are reviewing a few of this year’s nominees (the actual awards are this coming weekend), what better to review than one of the many parodies nominated. Then, of course, it took a while to figure out which one to review, because there are way more than a few – and we’ve already reviewed a bunch as well. Finally I decided on This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX. I mean, honestly, how could I not? In … Continue reading This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX
I’m going to be totally honest with you guys here – I don’t love a porno parody. Whenever I choose to review a parody, I sit down and steel myself for what I am expecting to be a less than stellar adult experience. Yes, I am generalizing here, but when you think about it, I have watched my fair share of spoof porns, and I’d say that I’m a pretty good judge. Anyway, we aren’t talking about porno parodies in general here; we are talking about Bridesmaids – XXX Porn Parody. And just as with all the other parodies, I … Continue reading Bridesmaids – XXX Porn Parody
Every once in a while all I want to do is talk about the movies that I haven’t had the chance to watch yet. With such a big catalog of movies to choose from and new ones that come in daily, I don’t always have time to check out flicks that catch my eye. Wisely, I do keep a list of titles that I know I need to return to, but sometimes it takes a little longer than expected to get there. So today, I wanted to hold myself accountable and share some of the videos that top my must-see … Continue reading Top Five Tuesday – Movies I Can’t Wait To Watch!
This week my co-blogger Ginger Leigh is out on vacation. Not only do I miss her (she sits within arm’s reach of my desk and puts up with my chatter), I am more than a little envious of her out of the office chill out time. Yes, I’ve been out of the office as well recently, but nothing about that was relaxing – all work work work. Hell, I don’t even need to go anywhere! I am totally fine with holing up in the house and having myself a much needed staycation! While that’s not on the horizon, I still … Continue reading Top Five Tuesday – Staycation, All I Ever Wanted
Since today is Friday the 13th, you really do need to take a look at this awesome horror flick parody porn. I mean really people, they make Camp Crystal Lake into a nudist retreat. Can you beat that? Not likely. And while you’re at it, check out the other Friday the 13th pornos we have too!
It doesn’t happen very often, but every once in a while I am totally speechless. I new this was coming – hell, I even posted the trailer a while back, but now that it’s here, that’s a whole different story. Oh porno industry, sometimes I can’t believe you went there… So yeah, I have no words for this, other than – really?? xoxo -JD