To start off this week of holiday porno reviews, we thought we’d offer up a recap of XXX-mas movies past.
Santa’s Revenge
When it comes to themed porn, I am very set in my ways. This is especially true of holiday porn. I don’t care how many Santa hats you have on the box cover, I want there to be a Christmas plot… or at LEAST Santa/tree/mistletoe in every scene.… More
I’ve been reviewing porn for the last five years, so it’s not all that often that I get to say the thing I am about to say – I am doing something I’ve never done before. I am watching 3-D porn! You heard me right, 3-D porn… and I am watching it at my desk on a regular old computer. Pretty awesome, huh?… More
Guess what time it is! That’s right – it’s parody time! Woohoo! Up this time is Burning Angel’s spoof of the tattoo shop reality show, L.A. Ink. Just as the real program, L.A. Pink features tons of tattooed hotties showing off their work. But unlike Kat Von D’s show, this flick is all about the sexin’! Yes, there are tattoos – they are just on bodies that are bangin’ each other. Really, would Joanna Angel have it any other way?… More
Oh, Jerry Springer, they turned you into a porno parody! Hilarious. While making a sex-filled spoof of a trash-tacular talk show isn’t exactly the leap of the century, (as much as it is just a really hilarious idea), I really have to give it to Zero Tolerance for mixing the perfect amount of drag-out cat fights and hardcore sexy action.… More
Alright, so it’s true, I have a total hard on for embarrassing T.V. programming. While I don’t watch it as much anymore, for a while there I was a bit of a Wife Swap junkie. There isn’t much I’d rather do on a lazy Sunday afternoon than go through a DVR full of wives switching places and learning life lessons from other families.… More
Every once in a while I can’t help but check out a parody to see if people are even trying any more. I think we can all agree that many studios aren’t putting that much effort into their spoofs at this point.
Thankfully, there are a handful of people who take pornifying pop culture seriously and there are still good movies being released like this one!… More