Silicone

I recently bought a 100% silicone dildo and I am really excited to use it, but I’ve been hearing all these horror stories about silicone melting and toys being ruined. As this toy wasn’t cheap, what can I do to keep my dildo in one piece?-To Melt or Not To Melt
Cleveland, OH

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Some people love sex toys that are shaped like animals or have adorable, cuddly faces. I am not one of those people. I prefer my toys to be a little less cutesy. While the Jellyfish dildo is, in fact, shaped like Jellyfish resting atop a post, with it’s squiggly tentacles coming down to form a textured layer around the shaft, it is not quite what I would call cute. It’s a little weird looking to be honest, but hey, like I’ve said before, once it’s inside your body, you don’t actually have to look at it (yes, I know this idea is in direct conflict to my first comment, but I still stand by not having cuddly animals in my junk).

Aside from the Jellyfish’s unconventional looks, I was pretty wary of its girth. At 5½ inches circumference, this sucker is thick! When I first picked it up, I though ‘no way is thing going to even fit inside me’ but alas, after getting warmed up, I proved myself wrong. The textured tentacles ended up being bizarrely enjoyable (the first and only time I will ever write that phrase) and worked as an added distraction from thinking about the thickness of the shaft.

Alls well that ends well and I ended up having a lot of fun with my new Jellyfish pal. And while she may not come out to play all that often, I know there will be times when she will be just the one to hit the spot.

Enjoy waves and waves of pleasure with the Jellyfish

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Let me introduce you to my new BFF, Bandito. Yeah, I know she looks a little bit like a starry-eyed hippie, what with her lavender hue and ethereal swirly patterns, but she is totally hardcore hot. And yeah, she may resemble a dick, but for me, she is 100% silicone lady lovin’.

With a perfectly curved tip and those previously mentioned swirls along the shaft, that Bandito did what no other g-spot toy has done before – I hold her personally responsible for my first ever g-spot orgasm. Way to go, lady!

And even though her head is in the clouds, my girl is totally grounded with an awesome concave triangular base that fits a hand or harness like it was made to be there. Bandito, I sense this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Don’t take it from me. Find your own friend in Fun Factory’s Bandito

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Great. My first sex toy review and I had a deadline. By the end of November I had to winterize the windows, clean the gutters, and convince my nerdy girlfriend to get her nose out of her journals and, well, in between my legs. Fortunately for me and the future of my relationship, the last wasn’t as daunting as cleaning the gutters.

I’m not known for my patience. Because of this, dear readers, you are getting a two for one review. I received the Celestial Perfection during a week when the aforementioned girlfriend was scheduled to work nights, and I didn’t want to introduce a new toy to the mix before we could give it the proper attention it deserved. This heroic attitude lasted thirty hours, after which I decided that it would be proper to take this new toy out for a test drive myself.

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Holy guacamole is all I have to say. Yes, this toy is a bit pricey. No, it’s not 10″ long with beads and whirring animals. Aside from a small “charged” light, it doesn’t glow, or light up, or shoot rockets into the air. Well, who cares? It made me make noises I had never made before…and let me tell you, I have made many a sound. This toy carries a punch (and is rechargable rather than battery operated, so you’re being earth and wallet friendly too!), has 5 different program settings, and hits your g-spot more accurately than an MLB player can hit a ball (no pun intended). I can’t tell you how wonderful this toy is, but you should check out my full review, since I do a better job trying to explain it there. But wow. That pretty much describes it. Yes, there are some small issues with the ergonomically designed handle (ie – if you grip it the wrong way while playing, it switches programs, which is frustrating), but I give it 5 stars anyways. It’s just *that* good!

Read my entire review and take yourself to a whole new orgasmic place with the Gigi

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