The Anaconda Is Serious

The Anaconda is one serious silicone dildo.  It comes in at a commendable 7 inches in length and 1.75 inches in width, but it isn’t necessarily the size makes this thing the alfa cock.  The Anaconda is heavy and dense.  It also has a handle.  If you hit someone with it, there is a good chance you would knock them out or at least confuse them for a few minutes.  But, we’re not really here to talk about violence, we’re here to talk about masturbating with a really nice Tantus dildo.  I’m extremely thankful that the fabulous folks at SheVibe afforded me the opportunity to give it a go.… More

Big Boy Dildo By Happy Valley Silicone

First off, I want to say hello to our new friends at SheVibe.com!  We are pretty excited about working with these folks.  Their site is awesome – they offer up body friendly toys (just the way we like it) and they have some pretty cool art on all of their pages.  If you like comic books, or even just comic book covers, you will love their looking at their site.  I’ll move on to the toy review, but I had to take a moment show some love to our new pals.… More

Smooth Lover Silicone Dildo

I love silicone dildos.  It doesn’t matter if they’re big, small, plain or fancy, I love all of my children.  Body friendly and odor free, they all have a place in my toy bin (nightstand if they’re good enough).

The Smooth Lover is fairly small coming in at 6″ x 1.25″.  It has a flared suction cup base (making it safe for anal play), and a curvy raised design along the side, with two nubs – one at the base of the head and one at the base of the cock.  Aptly named Smooth Lover, this toy has a smooth, slightly rubbery feel that gets super slick with lube (water based lube only).  It is dense and slightly flexible with very little give, which is preferred, and there is a seam running length wise on both sides.  Extra bonus that it is body safe and totally odor free.  MyPleasure knows we love the phthalates free goodness!… More

Unsexy Songs and European Cum Shots – Link Love Is Here!

Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the midweek stretch.  It’s that weirdo week for us here at HotMoviesforHer, where we are coming off the high of The Dinah and reaching a lull before shooting right up again to kick it into gear for the Feminist Porn Awards.  It’s that recovery/getting stuff ready period that’s extra exhausting, so I don’t have much energy to think of something dynamic to say here.  Well, that or it’s the brand new BRIGHT florescent light in our office bathroom that’s sucking the will to live right out of me.  Either way, let’s get to the Link Love!… More

Fleshlight Freaks – Cyborg

I could actually see the cock of an actual Cyborg looking like this Fleshlight Freaks dildo.  It is super ridge-y and covered in robot textures.  For some reason it reminds me of the hallways on the Death Star.  You know, the white hallways that the Storm Troopers walk down in Star Wars?  Did I get too nerdy on you?  What I’m getting at is that masturbating with the Cyborg dildo is probably pretty similar to doin’ it to the 6 million dollar man or Optimus Prime.  How about now (in regard to the nerdiness)?… More

Private Silicone Packer

A while back, HM4Her delved into the fabulous world of adding gender expression items into our pool of general sex toy to review. Yes, we’ve been reviewing dildos and harnesses, which can also fall under the gender expression umbrella, for a long time, but in those instances, they’ve been used during actual sexual activity.  The gender expression ‘toys’ that we are highlighting are something a little different.  Before I get into the review, let me first explain a bit about gender expression – a refresher for the folks that read our other gender expression toy posts.… More

HotMovies4Her Tips: Sexy Toy Materials

When it comes to buying sex toys, the sheer amount to choose from can be downright overwhelming.  Not only do you have types of toys to pick from (ie. vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, fetish gear, etc.), but each type comes in a variety of colors, shapes, sizes and, of course, materials.  It’s enough to make anyone close their eyes, grab the first thing their hand touches and head to the register.  Let HotMovies4Her ease those decision-making fears with a look into four of the most exciting sex toy materials.… More

PicoBong HONI

I was pretty excited to give the PicoBong Honi a whirl.  Pico Bong toys are made the same folks that make Lelo toys.  While I love the crap out of Lelo’s products, they are on the pricey end of the spectrum.  While they are totally worth it with their soft silicone and rechargeable ways, sometimes they just don’t fit into the budget.  Soooo, I think it is pretty neat that they came out with a line of toys with a wallet friendly price point.… More

Rippler Silicone Dildo

I took one look at this ridged cock and I just knew I had to have it!  I’m not going to lie, I’ve been reviewing sex toys for nearly 4 years now and it takes a lot to impress me.  If you are a dildo – you better have the right bells and whistles to get my attention.  And boy, oh boy, does this Good Vibes creation have everything this cynical old reviewer is looking for, and more!… More