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“American Horror Story: Coven” 5 Questions and 5 Surprises

I gave up my weekly galavanting at trivia last night to pour myself some pinot noir and work on becoming a witch. As if I need to tell you, American Horror Story: Coven premiered last night — titled “Bitchcraft”, fuck yes — and now all I want to do is dig up (hopefully) some magical genetics that (fingers crossed) my mother forgot to disclose to me. Oh, warning — there are spoilers all over this mother fucking thing because I believe that once it airs it’s fair game. I know you may now hate me, but them’s the rules in … Continue reading “American Horror Story: Coven” 5 Questions and 5 Surprises

Six Sexy Things About Fall, With Some Fails

Oh, fall. Or autumn if you’re fancy. It’s just so snuggly. But guess what, you slighty-to-serious perverts of mine — fall is sexy as all hell, too. Summer gets too much credit for sexified seasonal days. Sure, the denim underwear known as “shorts” and string bikinis known as “bathing suits” reveal as much baby bit view as you can handle, but autumn can bring people so much closer together. When summer hits why would you want to share sweat and have other peoples hair sticking to your sun poisoned body? Pffft. Nope. Give me thigh highs with dresses and cozy, slip-offable sweaters. Here I … Continue reading Six Sexy Things About Fall, With Some Fails

Google is Killing Porn, Sex Caught by 25 Cops, More in Morning Quickie

In HMFORHER’s wonderful home city, breaking news struck yesterday when a couple was arrested for having sex in a park — by twenty-five cops on bicycles. During a done-only-once-a-year bicycle training exercise, the mass of po po were just riding along when they came upon the two bent over a park bench in a baseball diamond. Good Lord there is just too much to say…just have a look at the image that will now be all the cops see when they sleep. read – A daaannnngerous thing might be coming from Google. Though they are known for supporting gay rights … Continue reading Google is Killing Porn, Sex Caught by 25 Cops, More in Morning Quickie

Happy Endings for Girls, Homemade Sex on Kinect in the Morning Quickie

Today’s Morning Quickie is brought to you by the Z-Pack, which is helping me recover from my nasty bout of a tonsil infection, which is why I wasn’t here last week, which is why you were so bored. Let’s hear it for antibiotics! – The folks over at YourTango posted an article a while ago that I’d love to find out is still happening. Happy Ending Massages for ladies? It was a thing, but I need to know if it’s still happening. Give it a read and get back to me on if this was something you’ve ever tried. read … Continue reading Happy Endings for Girls, Homemade Sex on Kinect in the Morning Quickie

Remy LaCroix Everywhere, How to Make a Sex Tape, Arena Crowd Does “Bohemian Rhapsoday Karoake in the Morning Quickie

As if on cue with releasing my undying love for Remy LaCroix, or at the very least her spot as our featured star, it was announced that this week alone Remy stars in two video releases. Evil Angel’s “Anal Corruption”, with Mr. Pete, and “Nobody’s Daughter” from Hard Candy, which also features James Deen and Mark Davis. But of course that isn’t everything. June 17th is the release date for her showcase “The Sexual Desires of Remy LaCroix”, and July 1st you can see her in Jenna Haze’s newest installment of “Meow!” there’s even more that you can find here … Continue reading Remy LaCroix Everywhere, How to Make a Sex Tape, Arena Crowd Does “Bohemian Rhapsoday Karoake in the Morning Quickie

Girlfriends Films Gives to Hurricane Sandy Relief and More in Morning Quickie

Director and star Melissa Monet just announced that Girlfriends Films will be donating $1,000 to the Stephen Siller Tunnel to Towers Foundation, supporting the Staten Island aid and relief due to Hurricane Sandy. Every month the studio selects a “near and dear” charity chosen by one of their stars to donate to, which is ridiculously awesome to us! To see more about this monthly charity program that is pretty much the greatest thing I have ever heard about, go here. help melissa’s and gf’s efforts here – If you haven’t seen the ending of this season’s Game of Thrones, don’t push … Continue reading Girlfriends Films Gives to Hurricane Sandy Relief and More in Morning Quickie

I’ve Got Yah iPhone Apps Right H’yah

If you don’t have an iPhone, then I’ve discovered it’s ridiculously easy for you to find adult-only Android apps without any searching at all. Just click here, and you have all the apps you’ll need. But for the Apple slaves users? Nuh-uh. Just running a simple search into Google brings up almost zilch of what you’re probably looking for, or it’s really outdated and probably banned anyway. So here you go. A collection of not actual porn, but porn-related awesomeness in your pocket. – – – 10. Porn Trivia  pretty straightforward, just lots of questions about porn + difficulties increase, … Continue reading I’ve Got Yah iPhone Apps Right H’yah

Where You Should Never Have Sex And More In The Morning Quickie

After yesterday’s viral round of the whole “Michael Douglas got cancer from giving oral sex” story, Funny or Die decided that that was prime material for it’s latest “leaked interview”. In the recorded confession, the “voice” of Michael Douglas reviews how the films of his past influenced the way he, um, got cancer. listen to it here – Since my YOUR day is never complete without some Game of Thrones action or nudity or death or what have you, our friends over at Fleshbot and Peeperz are offering you the scoop on Shae and Ros, respectively. see nakie Shae here … Continue reading Where You Should Never Have Sex And More In The Morning Quickie

And Now Fake Lesbians Watch Lesbian Porn…Morning Quickie for Monday

After last week’s viral video of “Real Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn”, the lesbian studio Juicy Pink Box unleashed their own answer to that, a YouTube vid called “Fake Lesbians React to Real Lesbian Porn”. It’s pretty hilarious, in a sarcastic, overly obvious way, since it’s stuffed with stereotypes. – A Slate journalist has posed a question to the masses: Is monogamous sex boring for women? And he’s seriously asking you. He’s writing a book about what women want, and is asking for you to write in and tell him (pertaining to monogamy). Unfortunately, any answers of pornographic nature are … Continue reading And Now Fake Lesbians Watch Lesbian Porn…Morning Quickie for Monday

Caffeine Fix for Your Junk and Bra-Less Boobs

– I get the whole “God it’s 6am and I need five loads of coffee to attack just my inbox” during the work week. But how about if it’s 6am on a weekend and you need coffee to handle the five loads when your partner attacks? Pjur invented just that – a lube infused with caffeine, aptly named pjur espresso. But how do they get it to be taste-and-scent free? – News hit yesterday that the HBO awkwardian drama Girls is the latest pop-cult hit to get porn parodied. But Girls’ writer and star Lena Dunham is all like “wtf?” and … Continue reading Caffeine Fix for Your Junk and Bra-Less Boobs