I briefly discussed Adam & Eve’s Sex Toys for You and Your Lover in my blog Guide To Porn For Married Couples, but now your best gal pal Judy Hologram is here to give you a more in depth review. I mentioned that it’s basically a two hour long infomercial for their in house toy line, which is still pretty much true, but is also had six super hot scenes that show viewers how to incorporate toys into their love lives. It’s pretty inclusive touching on straight sex, female masturbation, prostate stimulation, male masturbation, lesbian sex, and anal play for female bodied people. It’s geared towards viewers who are brand spankin’ new to sex toys and are curious about how to add them to their sexual practice. More seasoned viewers may still enjoy this movie for the porno aspect of it, and to get a few ideas that they might never have considered.
The gorgeous Alexis Adams and super hunk Ryan Driller open Sex Toys for You and Your Lover with the first hetero scene. They start off slowly, with Driller taking his time with Adams’ body, as per the narrator’s instructions. The tease of the buildup is pretty nice and a bit romantic. The first toy that they use is the Slim Pink Pleaser Vibrator, a basic vibrating jelly dildo, which they use both externally on Alexis’s clit and internally to massage her g-spot. Next they introduce the L’Argue G-Spot Massager, a body-safe silicone vibe that is curved with a bulbous end to more easily reach the g-spot. Adams runs this toy up and down the shaft of Driller’s cock for a while before they use it to buzz Adamis’s clit during penetrative sex. Next up is the Couple’s Enhancer Ring, a pink jelly cock ring with a bullet vibe. Ryan wears the ring with both the vibe above and below his cock to demo how it can be used effectively in different positions. I always get super turned on when I see guys use toys on the ladies in my porno; I think it’s both affirming and empowering for all involved when people can admit that cock isn’t the end all be all of sexual pleasure. To be honest, Adams and Driller look a little awkward using the toys in this scene, especially when Adams is vibing Driller’s cock and when they’re trying to get the bullet vibe on the cock ring to hit Adams’s clit properly. But you know what? That’s totally ok with me. When you bring toys into the bedroom for the first time, there’s bound to be a bit of awkwardness as you and your partner figure out what works best for you, and it’s comforting to see that it’s not just you that sometimes looks a little bit goofy. Even if you don’t get much out of the instruction in this scene, Adams and Driller look great together and their scene makes for some great masturbation material.
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Scene two opens with blonde Kendall Kayden exploring her body while the narrator discusses statistics from the Kinsey Institute on female masturbation and sex toys, assuring viewers that masturbation is totally normal and healthy. This scene is definitely aimed at women who aren’t necessarily comfortable with masturbating, and I think that it succeeds in dispelling harmful myths and laying out the benefits of self pleasure. Kayden first uses the Clit Cuddler, a vibe with a spoon shaped head with which to cup the clitoris. It has an interesting shape that I’ve never seen before and would be curious to try out. The narrator suggests that it can also be used internally, but I personally wouldn’t suggest that; the spoon shaped cup looks like it might irritate the walls of the vagina. Next, Kayden uses the Velvet Kiss Vibrator, a basic slim vibe with a soft coating; she uses this to massage her g-spot before moving on to the Goddess G, a classic silicone rabbit vibe for both g-spot and clitoral stimulation. Buyer beware: rabbit style vibes don’t fit everyone’s anatomy. There’s a possibility that if you insert the shaft into your vagina, the clitoral stimulator won’t reach your clit, or that if you get the stim on your clit, you won’t be able to comfortably insert the shaft. Just keep this in mind before purchasing! Pornowise, this is a pretty basic solo masturbation scene, but educationally, it definitely does its job of helping newbie viewers and offering up a good starter-kit of ideas for self pleasure.
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The second hetero scene starts two of my favorite performers working today, Karla Kush and Michael Vegas; Kush has a spark of something different about her with tangible star power, and Vegas is so charming and handsome with the cutest little asshole I’ve ever seen. They use some more “advanced” toys in this scene, focusing on kegal exercise and g-spot stimulation for Kush and anal play for Vegas. The narrator dispels some useful advice on how to go about introducing sex toys into your partnered sex life, saying, “It’s important to be able to articulate why you want to introduce a sex toy into your love life.” As always, communication is key. Vegas uses the silicone Flexi Wand, a novel combination of vibrating wand and kegal balls, on Kush’s clit before inserting it into her vagina while eating her out. Next, they insert the Duo Kegel Balls into Kush while Vegas alternates between stimulating her clit with the Flexi Wand and eating her pussy. Kush goes wild, making me seriously consider getting a set of kegel balls to incorporate into my own sex life. Vegas gets his turn with toys when Kush puts the Waterproof Prostate Massager, a simple plastic wand, into his ass and starts to blow him. I love it when guys get anal play during non-kinky hetero porn; it’s kind of a rarity, and being a butt-lover myself, it’s always a treat for me. Next, they briefly use the Silicone Prostate Massager before moving onto the Triple Threat Penis Ring, a cock ring with a tail with a bulbous end that inserts into anus; they use this while jerking Vegas off. Finally, they use the Ass-Gasm Cockring Plug, a combination prostate massager and cock ring. If you’re curious about how prostate massagers work, the wonderful Erika Moen recently posted a very informative comic about them. Anyway, Vegas wears the ass-gasm while vaginally fucking Kush, and he has a pretty explosive orgasm that leaves him shaking. All in all, these toys are good both for beginners and for the more experienced. This scene is less awkward than the first between Adam and Driller, and I love the palpable chemistry that Kush and Vegas have together. I’d watch these two fuck each other no matter what, but this was an especially hot scene.
BUY THIS: Flexi Wand and Silicone Prostate Massager
This scene, starring gay porn star Brock Avery, focuses on what solo male masturbation can mean beyond the handjob. The narrator dispels harmful myths that anal stimulation is gay or unhealthy, or that anything beyond the handjob is “weird” and socially unacceptable. Avery starts off getting himself hard by jerking off while wearing the Ball Buzzer Penis Ring, a stretchy TPR cock ring with two vibrating bullets, one that can buzz a clit during vaginal sex, and one that buzzes against the wearer’s balls. Next, Avery eases Silicone Anal Beads into his ass, adding prostate and anal stimulation to his pleasure routine. These beads would be a good starter toy for anal newbies, as the individual balls start off small and increase in size, allowing the user to find the size that is best suited to them. Next, Avery removes the cockring and beads and moves into the Vibrating Inflatable Butt Plug, which starts off small and has an external pump that allows the user to inflate the plug to the desired girth while it is inside of their anus. While the butt plug is vibrating away inside Avery’s ass, he uses the James Deen Signature Pump to increase blood flow to his penis and give himself a harder, more sensitive erection. Avery then removes the butt plug and inserts the Thrusting Anal Vibe, a vibrating TPR butt plug with an external control that simulates the stroking, thrusting feeling of anal sex. Avery uses this toy briefly before removing it and stroking himself to orgasm without the aid of anymore toys. Buyer beware: if you’re new to anal play, the Vibrating Inflatable Butt Plug and Thrusting Anal Vibe are probably going to be too large for you. I’d suggest starting off with one or two smaller toys and working up to the big boys over a few days or weeks. Your anus is a delicate, sensitive part of your body that you definitely don’t want to injure, for obvious reasons. These scene ends with a quick lesson on caring for and cleaning your toys.
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The wonderful Allie Haze joins Kayla Kayden for some outdoors lesbian sex in scene five. To be perfectly honest, this is the weakest of all of the scenes in Sex Toys for You and Your Lover. Haze carries the dead weight of Kayden, who seems half asleep and just barely goes through her paces; I get the feeling that she’s not actually interested in women, and her performance is very porny and inauthentic. I do appreciate that Adam & Eve at least made an effort to include lesbian sex, but I think that this scene was definitely miscast. The narrator also at one point tries to make the word “suckling” sound sexy, which… no, please don’t. Anyway, they have a bit of a warm up with Haze working her way down Kayden’s body before buzzing Kayden’s vulva through her panties with the Silky Slim Pink Vibe, a skinny coated plastic vibe with a slightly angled tip for g-spot stimulation. Haze also uses this vibe on Kayden internally while eating her pussy. One thing that I’ve noticed about this movie is that it diverts from the usual toy based porno in that it’s not obsessed with getting the biggest toys possible inside of its stars. Many men and women simply aren’t built for or don’t enjoy larger penetration, so it’s refreshing that viewers are encouraged to use smaller, more practical toys like the Silky Slim Pink Vibe. The same goes for the Silicone G-Luxe Vibe, a silky curved g-spot vibe that Kayden uses on Haze. Next, Kayden uses the Gal Pal Strapless Strap-On Dildo on Haze while Haze buzzes her clit with the g-luxe vibe. Kayden doesn’t actually use the strapless strap-on as a strapless strap-on, which makes me suspect that it doesn’t work very well for its intended purpose. However, it looks like it’s undergone a redesign since this movie was filmed, so perhaps it would be worth a shot nowadays. Finally, Haze puts on the Love Rider Universal Harness with the All-American Whopper Dong, a realistic dildo (I have no idea what material this is supposed to be) with a suction cup base. She fucks Kayden in missionary while Kayden buzzes her clit with the Silky Slim Pink Vibe. It’s during this part of the scene when Kayden’s performance reaches peak porniness, but I always love watching Haze wield a strap on, so it’s alright.
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Our favorite kinky red head, Penny Pax, is joined by Preston Parker for some anal play for her in the final scene of Sex Toys for You and Your Lover. I always love seeing Pax, but I realized that I’ve never seen Parker in a movie before, which is disappointing; he’s pretty hunky in a kind of dopey, bro-y way that I inexplicably like. The narrator talks about how adding new acts and sensations to your sexual repertoire keeps things exciting for you and your partner. After getting Pax aroused, they use the very basic multi-speed silver vibrator from the Complete Lover’s Kit on Pax’s clit while Parker rims her ass. The narrator explains that rimming is an excellent way to warm up and loosen someone’s anus in preparation from anal penetration. Next up, they briefly use the Classix Prostate Stimulator from the Beginner’s Anal Fantasy Kit; despite being female bodied, they use the prostate stim on Pax while she continues to buzz herself with the silver vibe. Pax looks excited to use the Triple Pleasure Rabbit, a silicone three pronged rabbit-style vibe for simultaneous clitoral, g-spot, and anal stimulation. I own something that’s very similar and love it; but remember, rabbit style toys may not fit everyone’s anatomy, so proceed with caution! It’s pretty hot seeing Parker using this vibe on Pax while he kisses her mouth and breasts; this is another great pairing with excellent chemistry, and Pax cums while being vibed by Parker. The final toy is the X-10 Anal Beads, made from PVC. The narrator recommends that users take things slowly with the beads so that you don’t go too big too fast, and pay attention to body language to make sure that everyone’s comfortable. This scene gets particularly hot when Pax climbs on top of Parker to vaginally fuck him cowgirl style, and I loved watching Pax pull out her anal beds when she comes. This was probably my favorite scene of the bunch, and I think that it did offer good advice to anal newbies.
BUY THIS: Triple Pleasure Rabbit
The main gripe that I have with Sex Toys for You and Your Lover is that, despite being aimed towards viewers who are new to sex toys, the movie doesn’t take much time educating viewers on health and material safety. Some of these toys are not made from body-safe materials; they may leach irritating phthalates into the most sensitive parts of your body, and their porosity can make them difficult to clean, making it easy to transfer bacteria into your body. The main draw of toys made from these materials is that they’re much cheaper, so they can be attractive to first-time toy buyers who are wary of shelling out the big bucks for something that they may or may not enjoy. If you do decide to use any toys made with non-body-safe materials, I highly recommend putting a condom on them. You can learn more about safe materials in sex toys in my blog Sex Toys For The Holidays and at the Kinsey Institute. Empower yourself to do your research before bringing a new toy into your bedroom; it’s your body and your sex life, so it’s up to you to give yourself the best experience possible.
Another thing that I didn’t like about Sex Toys for You and Your Lover is an issue with the audio; it frequently drops out. I could understand if it only dropped out while the narrator is speaking, but the movie is marred by long moments of silence before the audio briefly pops back in. I love hearing the performers moan, and it would have been nice to get a better idea of how loudly some of the toys vibrate, so it was kind of annoying to have one half of my audio-visual experience missing.
One thing that I really do like about Sex Toys for You and Your Lover is its constant theme of empowerment, encouragement, and acceptance. It strives to dispel harmful myths about masturbation and human sexuality, and encourages viewers to communicate and articulate their desires to their partners. This movie was clearly designed to speak to a novice audience that is just starting to explore their sexual adventures, and I think that it hits the mark in that regard. However, if you’ve already made it past those initial awkward moments and have moved on to more advanced experimentation, then this movie might not be for you, unless you particularly enjoy any of the performers or acts. If you or your partner are excited to introduce basic sex toys into your sexual repertoire, then Sex Toys for You and Your Lover might just be the how-to-guide that you’ve been looking for.
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