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Top Drawer Sex Toys In Porn

I like porn. I like sex toys. I like sex toys in porn. But what takes me right out of the moment is seeing porn stars jacking each other off with a nasty jelly dildo, a weak ass vibrator, or a floppy grocery store banana. It’s not sexy or cute. So when I happen upon a porno where the stars and studios have invested in some body safe, non-porous toys made from beautiful materials, I have to squee a little bit. I literally get turned on just reading about or shopping for top drawer sex toys, but seeing them put … Continue reading Top Drawer Sex Toys In Porn

9 Rules For Sex Shop Etiquette

In addition to my illustrious career as a professional porn watcher, I have also recently taken up a second job at a high end sex toy and fetish boutique. I really do love my job, especially when I get to connect with my customers and guide them to a toy, lube, or fetish accessory that will suit their needs and desires. Most of the people who come into my store are fantastic, curious, and open minded. But sometimes I have customers who, when sex is involved, somehow forget all sense of decorum and how to behave in public. Bless their hearts, … Continue reading 9 Rules For Sex Shop Etiquette

Spartacus Leathers Gag and Tit Clamp Review

Spartacus Leathers has been at the kink accessory game for 28 years, and I’m ashamed to admit that it took me so long to hop on board with them. I knew about Spartacus, but I hadn’t actually tried any of their goods. I hate to admit when I’m wrong, but in this case, I made grievous errors when stocking my toy box (you might call it a dresser, whatever) in the past. After my experiences with my first two Spartacus toys, I’m a convert. For review, I received the Spartacus Leathers’ Silicone Bit Gag and the Y-Style Broad Tip Clamps … Continue reading Spartacus Leathers Gag and Tit Clamp Review

6 Awesome Lesbian Strap-On Scenes

I’ve seen a lot of lesbian porn. Some of the movies are good, some a little lackluster, and a fraction of them I’ve found exceptionally wonderful. In my opinion, for a lesbian scene to be really successful it must have a few elements: the partners should have evident chemistry, there needs to be a fair amount of dirty talk, and-most importantly-the orgasms are real. I compiled a top list of my favorite lesbian strap-on scenes for your perusal. Kink School: A Guide To Anal Play (2015) – Severe Sex Lily Cade & Lotus Lain This scene is jam-packed with exciting … Continue reading 6 Awesome Lesbian Strap-On Scenes

Eco-Friendly Sex Toys

Happy Earth Day dear readers! In honor of the greenest of holidays, we’re going to give you a rundown of how to choose eco-friendly sex toys for your bedside drawer. Gone are the days when you had to masturbate with an organic, locally sourced cucumber that you composted after cumming if you wanted to boast about your environmentally friendly pussy. In 2015, there are plenty of green toys that can satisfy almost any craving. So what makes an eco-friendly sex toy eco-friendly? First off, it should be safe for your own body; after all, you’re an animal, part of an … Continue reading Eco-Friendly Sex Toys

Hot Reviews: Sex Toys for You and Your Lover

I briefly discussed Adam & Eve’s Sex Toys for You and Your Lover in my blog Guide To Porn For Married Couples, but now your best gal pal Judy Hologram is here to give you a more in depth review. I mentioned that it’s basically a two hour long infomercial for their in house toy line, which is still pretty much true, but is also had six super hot scenes that show viewers how to incorporate toys into their love lives. It’s pretty inclusive touching on straight sex, female masturbation, prostate stimulation, male masturbation, lesbian sex, and anal play for … Continue reading Hot Reviews: Sex Toys for You and Your Lover

Sex Toys for the Holidays

Now that we’re in the midst of the Holiday season of 2014, we’re all scrambling to find the perfect gift for our special someone, or even just a treat for ourselves! Kids aren’t the only people who look forward to finding toys under the tree, so I visited Philadelphia’s Kink Shoppe, a sex positive and gender neutral adult toy and fetish boutique and spoke to Caitlin, a sex educator and customer service representative. She gave me a ton of information about how to go about buying sex toys for your significant other, and had dozens of great gift ideas! “When … Continue reading Sex Toys for the Holidays

‘Scuse Me, Do You Have Change for a Dildo?

by Ashley Rosemont     Let’s just say right now, vending machines are a wonderful invention. I recall a recent episode of Mad Men (the AMC hit TV series that takes place in the 1960s) where the office manager Joan complains that the new vending machines will make the secretaries fat because they can get a snack any time they want. Hey, lighten up, Joan, that’s the point!   It’s true, they’re a convenience we are often happy to see, and not just because they can satiate our cravings for sugar and peanuts. Vending machines that dispense condoms, aspirin, mouthwash, … Continue reading ‘Scuse Me, Do You Have Change for a Dildo?

Go Play: OHM Flow by Blush Novelties

blank mini skinny If you like your toys to feel like a freaking cloud and deliver wide vibrating coverage for clit teasing as well as be able to penetrate you till drool-flow, you found it with OHM Flow. requires//two AAA batteries. noise//< < < < < vibration settings//ten. solids, then varying vibrations. power button is also settings.        yay! softest thing you will ever touch head is full, but easily insertable concave dip that girth, ain’t no joke blank  damn. requires batteries only one button, so if you’re caught mid-buzz, too bad blank blank in full Firstly, Blush has done … Continue reading Go Play: OHM Flow by Blush Novelties

HotMovies4Her Sex Tips – 4 Things You Can Put In Your Vagina

Yes, you can put penises in your vagina until the cows come home, but I’m here to talk about a few other things you can put inside of yourself (or a friend). Some folks ache for good wholesome penetration and my are their plenty of options that are good for your body and don’t require perusing through your refrigerator. I’m not saying you can’t slide a condom over food items or other household objects, but there are many specially made toys (and body parts) tat work just as well, if not better.  JD is here to help illustrate 4 things … Continue reading HotMovies4Her Sex Tips – 4 Things You Can Put In Your Vagina