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Top Drawer Sex Toys In Porn

Njoy Eleven

I like porn. I like sex toys. I like sex toys in porn.

But what takes me right out of the moment is seeing porn stars jacking each other off with a nasty jelly dildo, a weak ass vibrator, or a floppy grocery store banana. It’s not sexy or cute. So when I happen upon a porno where the stars and studios have invested in some body safe, non-porous toys made from beautiful materials, I have to squee a little bit. I literally get turned on just reading about or shopping for top drawer sex toys, but seeing them put to good fucking use is enough to turn me into a little puddle of lustiness.

So dear readers, I scoured HotMoviesForHer to find the best scenes featuring some of my favorite top drawer sex toys in porn!

Crash Pad Series Episode 85 – Juliette March

Juliette March uses the Double Trouble sex toy in Crash Pad 85Juliette March (and her beautifully bruised ass!) stars in this solo scene from The Crash Pad. The Hitachi magic wand has been in pornos since dinosaurs roamed the earth, and features prominently here, but Juliette has tons of other goodies to play with. Besides clipping clothes pins to her perky nipples and swollen labia, she also slips an Njoy buttplug into her ass and fucks herself with a gorgeous black Double Trouble (named for director Courtney Trouble) from Fucking Sculptures! [UPDATE: Crash Pad reached out to inform us that Juliette was not actually using a piece from Fucking Sculptures. It was a toy from Juliette’s personal collection, and our best guess is that it is a Spectral from Good Vibrations.]

Crash Pad Series Episode 41 – Dylan Ryan & Jiz Lee

Crash Pad Series Episode 41 - Dylan Ryan & Jiz Lee use the njoy Eleven sex toy togetherNjoy makes another appearance at the Crash Pad in Episode 41. The amazing Jiz Lee pulls the massive Njoy Eleven from its leather purse, and Dylan Ryan gasps at its size (eleven inches!) weight (2.75 pounds!) and girth (two inch diameter at its thickest!!!) Jiz wastes no time putting the big end in Dylan’s pussy, and then gets on the smaller end for some double dil action. Dylan gasps, “This is amazing” over and over again, and I can’t help but believe her.

Dana Vespoli’s Real Sex Diary 3

Dana Vespoli's Real Sex Diary 3Scene four of Dana Vespoli’s Real Sex Diary 3 isn’t my favorite of the movie, but I did perk up a bit when Chanel Preston pulls out her impressive Njoy collection: the Pure Wand and the Eleven. Dana puts the Pure Wand in her ass and enjoys its fullness, and Chanel inserts the large end of the Eleven; they put their legs over their heads and chill with the toys inside of them. It’s not the best use of such great toys, but its always fun to see them pop up!

Fuckstyles Vol. 2: Dirty Fucks

Fuckstyles Vol. 2: Dirty FucksScene 7 stars trans* performers James Darling and Papi Coxxx, each sporting some impressively girthy strap-ons (unfortunately I can’t identify the brands by sights.) Later in the scene, James sucks on the head of the Njoy Eleven and rolls a condom onto it with his mouth. He bends over and offers his holes to Papi, who obligingly fucks him with the smaller, ribbed end, asking him if he prefers shorter or longer strokes. He moans with pleasure, enjoying its unyielding size and shouting fuckword after fuckword.

Lesbian Curves 3: Soft Girls & Strap Ons

Lesbian Curves 3: Soft Girls & Strap OnsThis is another flick from Trouble Films, and is probably the first time I ever saw an Njoy toy put to good use in a porno. Butchy Maxine Holloway dominates candy-colored BBW femme Kitty Stryker, gagging her with an o-ring and clipping clothespins to her pierced nipples. She fucks her with a pink Ola from Minna Life, a cool G-spotting silicone vibe with a squeezeable pad that allows you to control the vibrations. After Kitty’s warmed up by the Ola, Maxine fucks her with a strap-on (again, I unfortunately couldn’t identify what dildo or harness she used.) Once Kitty cums, it’s Maxine’s turn with the toys. Kitty kneels before her and fucks her brains out with the Pure Wand while Maxine buzzes her own clit with the old standby Hitachi. It’s a wonderfully memorable scene; I first watched it about a year and a half ago and never forgot about it.

Occupy My Ass

Occupy My AssThis anal extravaganza from director/star Bobbi Starr has a great variety of awesome toys, all the better for occupying the aforementioned asses. Bobbi uses the Tantus Ripple on Lily LaBeau in Scene 1, as well as some gorgeous glass toys, and maaaaybe the Ringo (a 5” plug from Tantus) as well. Dana DeArmond’s Njoy Eleven finds itself in Sarah Shevon’s ass in scene 3. On Disc 2, the brilliant Aiden Starr dominates Arabelle Raphael’s ass with some glass toys and some giant black monstrosity. When she pulls with a pretty purple Tantus Silk, it seems almost meek by comparison.

BONUS: Belladonna Sexual Explorer

Belladonna Sexual ExplorerSo the toys in question don’t actually get used here, but in scene 5 Dana DeArmond proudly shows off some of her favorites from her sex toy collection to the legendary Belladonna. Naturally there’s a Hitachi, but there’s also the massive Njoy Pure Plug 2.0 and Njoy Eleven. She also owns two Tantus dildos, including Hank.

Sex toys can be an iffy, unregulated business, and pretty much the only film media that they show up in is pornography. As an advocate for body safe toys made by companies focused on pleasure and sex positivity, it’s always welcome to see porn showing off toys from great companies like Njoy, Fucking Sculptures, Crystal Delights, and Tantus, to name a few.

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Judy Hologram wants an Njoy Eleven so that she can keep it under her pillow and smash skulls if there’s ever a break-in. You can follow her on Twitter @JudyHologram and the rest of us @HotMoviesForHer.

9 Rules For Sex Shop Etiquette

Sex shop neon sign resized

In addition to my illustrious career as a professional porn watcher, I have also recently taken up a second job at a high end sex toy and fetish boutique. I really do love my job, especially when I get to connect with my customers and guide them to a toy, lube, or fetish accessory that will suit their needs and desires. Most of the people who come into my store are fantastic, curious, and open minded.

But sometimes I have customers who, when sex is involved, somehow forget all sense of decorum and how to behave in public. Bless their hearts, sometimes they’re just excited, but I’m here to present a handy-dandy guide to how to behave when you venture to your local sex shop this Valentine’s Day!

These do not need to look like your penis.
These do not need to look like your penis.

You’re in a grownup store, so act like a grownup. You may have just knocked back a few beers at the bar next door, but that’s no excuse for acting like a 12 year old that just heard someone say “dickbutt.” I know you’re really, really excited to be here, but please chill the fuck out.

Don’t ask me about my private life or what my favorite toy is. It’s none of your business, bro. On top of that, the staff is just going to remind you that every body is different, and that what works for one person isn’t going to work for you or your partner.

On that note, leave the other customers alone too. Again, their sex lives are none of your business, and they definitely don’t need your input on their purchasing decisions.

Stop hitting yourself!
Stop hitting yourself!

Don’t you dare get all kink shamey up in here. Look, I get it, a lot of this stuff seems really new and esoteric and probably just isn’t your cup of tea. That doesn’t give you license to turn a toy or device over in your hands yelling, “EWW, WHO IS INTO THIS??” If you don’t understand, just ask a staff member politely. We will do our best to explain a kink to you, and you will listen with the understanding that not every sex act is for everyone, and that you wouldn’t want someone making you feel bad about what you do in bed either. Also, stop asking me why this vibrator doesn’t look like a real penis. This may surprise you, Mr. Cisgender Hetero White Boy, but not everyone is all that jazzed up about dicks.

No, you can’t try that dildo out before you buy it. Seriously?

Stop hitting your friends with the merchandise. First off all, you look like a jackass when you’re waving the dildos around. Second of all, sex shops are supposed to be safe places where informed consent is held above all, and when you’re sneaking up behind your buddy to whack them with that silicone whip, you’re violating the shit out of their consent. If you do have a genuine interest in an impact toy and want to see if you or your partner like the feel of it, ask a staff member before you start hitting each other. Some shops may have a policy against hitting anyone other than yourself for liability reasons.

It was this lube, by the way.
It was this lube, by the way.

Don’t make assumptions about the staff. Looking at you Mr. Doctor who came in the store around the holidays. Just because I can recommend a good anal lube does tell you anything about my personal life, and it definitely does not mean that you can tell your buddy on the phone that the girl at the sex shop “is really cool and into anal sex.” You earned the look of disgust that I gave you, and I reveled in your shameful downcast eyes.

Don’t try to bring your children in here. Really?? Also, stop leaving them outside on the sidewalk while you take your time browsing for the perfect flavored lube.

For fuck’s sake, just ask if you have a question. Look, I get it. Coming into a sex shop can be sensitive and a bit nerve wracking, especially if you’re shy. Most staff will probably let you know to give them a holler if you have any questions and then leave you alone so as not to spook you. But it drives me crazy when I see people gingerly turning any item over in their hands and then whispering to their companion, “What is this?” Um, hello!? Don’t ask them, ask me! Any sexpert worth their salt is going to be super chill and sensitive and won’t make you feeling bad for answering your questions. We’re there to help, and we want you to leave feeling confident, educated, and empowered.

So there you have it! Follow these simple rules, and you’ll definitely enjoy your next visit to your friendly local sex shop!

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If you must know, Judy Hologram’s favorite sex toy is the ball crusher. You can follow her on Twitter @JudyHologram and the rest of us @HotMoviesForHer!

Spartacus Leathers Gag and Tit Clamp Review

Spartacus Leathers has been at the kink accessory game for 28 years, and I’m ashamed to admit that it took me so long to hop on board with them. I knew about Spartacus, but I hadn’t actually tried any of their goods. I hate to admit when I’m wrong, but in this case, I made grievous errors when stocking my toy box (you might call it a dresser, whatever) in the past. After my experiences with my first two Spartacus toys, I’m a convert.

For review, I received the Spartacus Leathers’ Silicone Bit Gag and the Y-Style Broad Tip Clamps with Vibrating Bullet.  I’m not sure if telepathy was a part of the package, but these are two items I needed in my collection. I haven’t entirely loved any of the gags I’ve had and had only one pair of clover (butterfly) clamps. Let me tell you, not everyone loves a set of clover clamps. I do, but they’re a little rough for someone who is easing into tit play.

Spartacus Leathers Silicone Bit Gag
This ain’t no bottle of fancy nail polish.

I was more eager to try out the Silicone Bit Gag. I’ve had ball gags before, but not a bit gag. I smelled supple leather as soon as I opened the box, and was happy to see the phrases “Phthalate and latex free” and “Nickel free” on the box (If you follow the link to the Spartacus item listing, the old packaging is listed and it does say that nickle is in the hardware.). As I react to both latex and nickle, and fuck phthalates anyway, I was relieved that I can handle this item without a skin reaction. We’re off to an excellent when it comes to the materials! And really, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t really into just smelling the leather.

Aesthetics and material aside, the Bit Gag was a hit! A bit gag is generally a much more comfortable type to wear than a ball or O-ring gag as it’s easier on the jaw. I tried the bit gag myself and, even with TMJ, found it comfortable for a half hour of wear. I also had a friend try it and he reported that it fit nicely, and didn’t make him drool as much as a ball gag. I was also able to use the last hole on the leather strap. If you needed to add holes, there is still space on the strap to make them. More woo-y people than I will tell you that things happen when the time is right, and fate will have its way with you. Or something. I’ll give this woo-sters a point and agree that Spartacus’ Silicone Bit Gag entered my life at the perfect time.

spartcus_tit_clampsMoving on the Y-Style Broad Tip Clamps with Vibrating Bullet, I was immediately taken with their design. Most tit clamps come on a chain and are pretty run of the mill in terms of design. I really like that Spartacus adds their logos to their clamps. The top of the clamp features the Spartan soldier and the bottom features the Spartacus text logo. It’s a small branding touch, but in a world where more and more people are getting into the sex toy game and pumping out generic (and sometime body unsafe) toys, I appreciate this element. Also, if you’re at a play party and you set your Spartacus clamps down, that detail will distinguish them from someone else’s janky tit clamps. (I work in marketing and of course, I think about logos.)

As far as functionality and fun, the nipple clamps + bullet vibe combo is an excellent one. At least, I didn’t quite get the appeal of the detachable bullet vibe, but then it made sense-it’s an extra sensation tool, and by it being on a chain, you won’t lose track of it while playing. The vibe has a silken, black cover on it and has 3 decently strong vibration options. I don’t expect much from bullet vibes, and was pleased to know this one has different settings. Since battery operated vibes don’t last forever, make sure to bring your watch batteries with you while using this.

But hey, let’s talk about the nipples clamps! These are a 2 in the Spartacus Leathers’ awesome tension/pain scale:

clamps 101 with diagram- shaved

The Broad Tip Clamps can certainly hold a chunk of skin, but the screw adjusters allow you to control the amount of pressure applied. As opposed to the clover clamps, you can start more teasingly with these and ease into more severe sensations. Also, there is no rule that says you have to put these on nipples either. With the tension screw, you are able to adjust these to fit different amounts of flesh in between. When you put these on flesh, especially nipples, and let them bite at their most severe ability, WATCH THE FUCK OUT! They can be nasty. Pair nasty with a vibe, and you’ll have some sub squirming all the place either begging for mercy or for an orgasm. Once again, I have been woo-ed by Spartacus Leathers.

Also, regarding both items, they are easy to clean! Soap and water works for the silicone and a spray of rubbing alcohol with a wipe down with a paper towel works for the nipple clamps. Keep it clean after you get dirty, folks.

All in all, I truly love both of these items from Spartacus Leathers and will absolutely be shopping with them in the future. The quality and design of both the Silicone Bit Gag and the Y-Style Broad Tip Clamps with Vibrating Bullet absolutely impressed me. I congratulate Spartacus on 28 years of business, and I hope they keep us all good and pervy for years to come!

6 Awesome Lesbian Strap-On Scenes

I’ve seen a lot of lesbian porn. Some of the movies are good, some a little lackluster, and a fraction of them I’ve found exceptionally wonderful. In my opinion, for a lesbian scene to be really successful it must have a few elements: the partners should have evident chemistry, there needs to be a fair amount of dirty talk, and-most importantly-the orgasms are real. I compiled a top list of my favorite lesbian strap-on scenes for your perusal.

  1. Kink School: A Guide To Anal Play (2015) – Severe Sex

Lily Cade & Lotus Lain

Kink School: A Guide to Anal Play videoThis scene is jam-packed with exciting girl-on-girl anal. Per Lily Cade’s style, nothing about this scene feels contrived or inauthentic. Lotus Lain’s got a great ass, and Cade gets right up in there like the expert she is. She starts off alternating between pussy and ass play to get Lain ready for the full penetration. With a purple butt-plug in Lain’s gorgeous ass, Cade begins fucking her passionately. Then, right before anal, Cade removes the plug and slowly massages the inside of Lane’s ass while simultaneously eating her pussy. I wish straight porn showed the amount of time and care it takes to properly penetrate someone’s ass. Cade does it the safe and sexy way, and the two girls continue to please each other until they both come plenty of times. Bonus, Lain’s a squirter and Cade really knows how to wield a strap-on!

  1. Pussy Whipped (2014) – Evil Angel-Aiden Starr

Aiden Starr & Arabelle Raphael

Aiden Starr's Pussy Whipped XXX movieWhat would this list be without my favorite femdom, Aiden Starr? In this scene, Starr starts off with some lovely controlled masturbation with her sub, Arabelle Raphael. Then, Starr removes Raphael’s latex panties and says my favorite line, “I want to shove a bunch of weird fucking objects in your ass, Arabelle.” And shove she does. Raphael obeys entirely like the good submissive she is. When Starr is done playing with Raphael’s holes, Starr pulls out a tentacle-shaped strap-on and face-fucks Raphael until Starr decides it’s finally time to fuck her. Starr relentlessly rams all of Raphael’s orifices and her sub is only too happy to oblige her. You really can’t beat Starr’s strap-on work and dirty talk; the entire Pussy Whipped series is a must-see!


  1. Tight Places – A Drop Of Color (2010) – Reel Queer Productions

Akira Raine, Brooklyn Skyy, Kohen & Vai

This foursome scene starts off with a super-hot make out session asNenna Joiner's Tight Places: A Drop of Color the four performers goof around and get each other excited for the awesome strap-on sex that’s about to happen. Akira Raine happily takes Brooklyn Skyy’s cock and rides it while Vai and Kohen are still getting warmed up. What I really appreciate about this scene is not only the vigor with which everyone fucks, but the genuine vibes between all of them. They’re really enjoying themselves and the sex proceeds naturally because of this. The camera angles allow for close-up inspection of the penetration as well as really nice distanced shots to display the players’ chemistry. While Raine and Skyy fuck like they’re possessed, Vai and Kohen keep things slow and sensual for the most part. It’s the best of both worlds! And it’s quite possible that Raine and Skyy broke the chair they were fucking in, but it’s worth it because it looked so damn good!

  1. Lesbian Adventures Strap-On Specialists Vol. 6 (2014) – Sweetheart Video

Bonnie Rotten & Dahlia Sky

Lesbian Adventures Strap-On Specialists Vol 6While all of this series is a must-see, I particularly enjoyed this scene because 1. Bonnie Rotten and Dahlia Sky are my major girl-crushes, and 2. Bonnie Rotten is one of the craziest squirters I’ve ever seen! As an added plus, the opening vignette is emotional, relatable, and a little humorous too. Rotten and Sky cum multiple times in this scene and, my god, they’re fucking on top of a pool table. I feel like there’s nothing more to be said here – it just doesn’t get hotter than that.



  1. The Crash Pad (2005) – Pink & White Productions

Dusty Ryder & Roxy RyderThe Crash Pad queer porn movie

This scene comes from the original Crash Pad, although, as Andi already mentioned, the whole series is extremely noteworthy for the feminist/genderqueer porn genre. Dusty Ryder and Roxy Ryder come together in the Crash Pad – a safe space free from judgment and sexual objectification – for an authentic lesbian sex scene that is a much-needed departure from the sea of faux-lesbians and women who don’t know what they’re doing in their harnesses. And yeah, I love squirting, and there’s plenty of that in this scene too! It’s just so gratifying watching women actually get off.


  1. James Deen’s 7 Sins – Pride (2014) – JamesDeen.com

Casey Calvert, Dana DeArmond, Dana Vespoli & Phoenix Marie

James Deen's 7 Deadly Sins: Pride xxx movieI intended to make this a top-five post but then my gal pal Judy Hologram sent me a link to this. At first I thought, where does James Deen belong in a lesbian strap-on post? Once I realized it was part of Deen’s 7 Sins series, I was simultaneously aroused and intrigued. In this artsy strap-on gangbang scene, the women are all wearing James Deen masks and strap-ons modeled after his member and the focus is on the lovely, totally-submissive Casey Calvert. Casey has all of her holes stuffed with the large dildos by the somber, masked Dana DeArmond, Dana Vespoli, and Phoenix Marie. This scene is an eerie and incredible take on the classic gangbang – mirroring the male aesthetic but maintaining an all-female D/s dynamic that still aims to please Calvert in the end. See why I couldn’t leave this off the list?

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Eco-Friendly Sex Toys

Leaf+ Vitality
Leaf+ Vitality

Happy Earth Day dear readers! In honor of the greenest of holidays, we’re going to give you a rundown of how to choose eco-friendly sex toys for your bedside drawer. Gone are the days when you had to masturbate with an organic, locally sourced cucumber that you composted after cumming if you wanted to boast about your environmentally friendly pussy. In 2015, there are plenty of green toys that can satisfy almost any craving.

So what makes an eco-friendly sex toy eco-friendly? First off, it should be safe for your own body; after all, you’re an animal, part of an ecosystem, and your bodily health is important. Secondly, the toy should be made of recyclable, long lasting, sustainable materials so as to reduce our impact on landfills and our natural resources. Finally, if your toy vibrates or has any electronic component it should be rechargeable so that your batteries also aren’t winding up in a landfill. Let’s get started!

Phthalate-Free and Non-Porous

Eco friendly sex toys
LELO Mona 2 – Phthalate free and non-porous

Dear readers are probably sick of me going on about non-body safe materials in sex toys, but here we go again. Sex toys are typically classified as novelty products, so unlike many other products, they remain outside the scope of government safety regulations. Do you ever wonder why that shitty $15 dildo always has packaging that says “Not for internal use” when it is clearly for no other use BUT internal use? It’s an easy way for sex toy manufacturers to cover their butts. So what are phthalates? They’re a class of chemicals that are added to plastics to make them softer and flexible, and they can be absorbed into the body through the mouth and genitals. Once in the body, they may disrupt the body’s hormones and its reproductive system, and the EPA has classified phthalates as “possible human carcinogens.” As such, phthalates have been banned from use in children’s toys in the US and EU. Sex toy packaging may claim to be phthalate-free, but they might not necessarily be honest. Always examine a toy out of its packaging before purchasing and check to see if it’s bendy, squishy, sweaty, or has a strong odor like that of a new shower curtain; all of these qualities point to the presence of phthalates.

When we talk about porosity in toys, we mean that some sex toys are, well…porous, like your skin! As such, these toys can be impossible to sterilize and may become breeding grounds for bacteria, fungus, and mildew, which you obviously don’t want in your genitals. All of the eco-friendly toys listed in the rest of this article will be phthalate-free and non-porous.


If you’re in the market for eco-friendly sex toys, the most important thing to pay attention to is materials. Not only do you want something that’s body safe, you also want something that, with proper care, can last you forever so as not to end up in a landfill. In the case of breakage and you do need to get rid of that toy, you also want it to be recyclable or easily biodegradable. Finally, the materials that it’s made from should be sustainable so as to limit its impact on our natural resources.


eco friendly sex toys
Maverick from Vixen Creations

Silicone is one of the most popular sex toy materials in recent years, loved by many for its soft, sometimes skin-like feel. Sometimes the packaging will falsely claim to contain 100% silicone, so buyer beware. Play it safe and get a toy from any of these companies that manufacture their toys with pure silicone:

If you’re looking for a waterproof, rechargeable silicone toy with eco-friendly packaging and designs inspired by nature, check out Leaf Vibes by Swan.


eco friendly sex toys
Seduction from Nobessence

Often handmade, wooden sex toys are often loved with their unique shapes and textures, artful designs, and lightweight feel. Toys made from trees harvested from responsibility managed forests make them a top pick for an eco-friendly sex toy. While wood is indeed a porous material, it can be made completely body safe (and splinter free!) with the right coating/sealant. There are several makers of wood toys, many of whom reside on Etsy, but as of now your best bet is to go with a toy from NobEssence. Not only are their wood dildos and butt plugs beautifully made, but the trees that they use are sustainably harvested, and the finish used on the wood has held up to plenty of scrutiny by my fellow sex bloggers. If you want to try toy that’s not from NobEssence, you can try to find something from the now defunct company Penetralia.


eco friendly sex toys
G-Spoon from Fucking Sculptures

Glass toys are renowned for their weight, smoothness, and beauty. Like wood toys, they’re often handmade, and can be considered unique works of art. They’re likely to last as long as your grandma’s heirloom crystal vase, and even if they do break, they’re totally recyclable, making them a great choice for green masturbation. Some of the best brands of glass dildos and plugs:


Crystal Delights also has a line of butt plugs with both faux and real fur tails. The real tails come from parts of the animal that would otherwise be thrown away as waste, so depending on your ethics, you might find this an acceptable addition to your sex toy collection. Crystal Delights also donates a portion of profits from their tail plugs to animal charities.


pure wand
Pure Wand from njoy

Much like glass toys, stainless steel is heavy and smooth, not to mention easy to clean and likely to last you a lifetime. The most reputable maker of steel dildos and plugs is njoy, whose Pure Wand and Pure Plugs I covet intensely.

There’s tons of options out there for vibrators, dildos, and butt plugs that won’t have a negative impact on our environment. As always, do your research, be safe, and have fun! Celebrate Earth Day 2015 by bringing home an eco-friendly sex toy an answering the call of nature the way that nature didn’t necessarily intend for you to do.

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Hot Reviews: Sex Toys for You and Your Lover

Sex Toys For You And Your LoverI briefly discussed Adam & Eve’s Sex Toys for You and Your Lover in my blog Guide To Porn For Married Couples, but now your best gal pal Judy Hologram is here to give you a more in depth review. I mentioned that it’s basically a two hour long infomercial for their in house toy line, which is still pretty much true, but is also had six super hot scenes that show viewers how to incorporate toys into their love lives. It’s pretty inclusive touching on straight sex, female masturbation, prostate stimulation, male masturbation, lesbian sex, and anal play for female bodied people. It’s geared towards viewers who are brand spankin’ new to sex toys and are curious about how to add them to their sexual practice. More seasoned viewers may still enjoy this movie for the porno aspect of it, and to get a few ideas that they might never have considered.





Sex Toys For You And Your LoverThe gorgeous Alexis Adams and super hunk Ryan Driller open Sex Toys for You and Your Lover with the first hetero scene. They start off slowly, with Driller taking his time with Adams’ body, as per the narrator’s instructions. The tease of the buildup is pretty nice and a bit romantic. The first toy that they use is the Slim Pink Pleaser Vibrator, a basic vibrating jelly dildo, which they use both externally on Alexis’s clit and internally to massage her g-spot. Next they introduce the L’Argue G-Spot Massager, a body-safe silicone vibe that is curved with a bulbous end to more easily reach the g-spot. Adams runs this toy up and down the shaft of Driller’s cock for a while before they use it to buzz Adamis’s clit during penetrative sex. Next up is the Couple’s Enhancer Ring, a pink jelly cock ring with a bullet vibe. Ryan wears the ring with both the vibe above and below his cock to demo how it can be used effectively in different positions. I always get super turned on when I see guys use toys on the ladies in my porno; I think it’s both affirming and empowering for all involved when people can admit that cock isn’t the end all be all of sexual pleasure. To be honest, Adams and Driller look a little awkward using the toys in this scene, especially when Adams is vibing Driller’s cock and when they’re trying to get the bullet vibe on the cock ring to hit Adams’s clit properly. But you know what? That’s totally ok with me. When you bring toys into the bedroom for the first time, there’s bound to be a bit of awkwardness as you and your partner figure out what works best for you, and it’s comforting to see that it’s not just you that sometimes looks a little bit goofy. Even if you don’t get much out of the instruction in this scene, Adams and Driller look great together and their scene makes for some great masturbation material.

BUY THIS: L’Argue G-Spot Massager



Toys for You and Your Lover Scene two opens with blonde Kendall Kayden exploring her body while the narrator discusses statistics from the Kinsey Institute on female masturbation and sex toys, assuring viewers that masturbation is totally normal and healthy. This scene is definitely aimed at women who aren’t necessarily comfortable with masturbating, and I think that it succeeds in dispelling harmful myths and laying out the benefits of self pleasure. Kayden first uses the Clit Cuddler, a vibe with a spoon shaped head with which to cup the clitoris. It has an interesting shape that I’ve never seen before and would be curious to try out. The narrator suggests that it can also be used internally, but I personally wouldn’t suggest that; the spoon shaped cup looks like it might irritate the walls of the vagina. Next, Kayden uses the Velvet Kiss Vibrator, a basic slim vibe with a soft coating; she uses this to massage her g-spot before moving on to the Goddess G, a classic silicone rabbit vibe for both g-spot and clitoral stimulation. Buyer beware: rabbit style vibes don’t fit everyone’s anatomy. There’s a possibility that if you insert the shaft into your vagina, the clitoral stimulator won’t reach your clit, or that if you get the stim on your clit, you won’t be able to comfortably insert the shaft. Just keep this in mind before purchasing! Pornowise, this is a pretty basic solo masturbation scene, but educationally, it definitely does its job of helping newbie viewers and offering up a good starter-kit of ideas for self pleasure.

BUY THIS: The Goddess G



Sex Toys For You And Your LoverThe second hetero scene starts two of my favorite performers working today, Karla Kush and Michael Vegas; Kush has a spark of something different about her with tangible star power, and Vegas is so charming and handsome with the cutest little asshole I’ve ever seen. They use some more “advanced” toys in this scene, focusing on kegal exercise and g-spot stimulation for Kush and anal play for Vegas. The narrator dispels some useful advice on how to go about introducing sex toys into your partnered sex life, saying, “It’s important to be able to articulate why you want to introduce a sex toy into your love life.” As always, communication is key. Vegas uses the silicone Flexi Wand, a novel combination of vibrating wand and kegal balls, on Kush’s clit before inserting it into her vagina while eating her out. Next, they insert the Duo Kegel Balls into Kush while Vegas alternates between stimulating her clit with the Flexi Wand and eating her pussy.  Kush goes wild, making me seriously consider getting a set of kegel balls to incorporate into my own sex life. Vegas gets his turn with toys when Kush puts the Waterproof Prostate Massager, a simple plastic wand, into his ass and starts to blow him. I love it when guys get anal play during non-kinky hetero porn; it’s kind of a rarity, and being a butt-lover myself, it’s always a treat for me. Next, they briefly use the Silicone Prostate Massager before moving onto the Triple Threat Penis Ring, a cock ring with a tail with a bulbous end that inserts into anus; they use this while jerking Vegas off. Finally, they use the Ass-Gasm Cockring Plug, a combination prostate massager and cock ring. If you’re curious about how prostate massagers work, the wonderful Erika Moen recently posted a very informative comic about them. Anyway, Vegas wears the ass-gasm while vaginally fucking Kush, and he has a pretty explosive orgasm that leaves him shaking. All in all, these toys are good both for beginners and for the more experienced. This scene is less awkward than the first between Adam and Driller, and I love the palpable chemistry that Kush and Vegas have together. I’d watch these two fuck each other no matter what, but this was an especially hot scene.

BUY THIS: Flexi Wand and Silicone Prostate Massager



Sex Toys for You and Your LoverThis scene, starring gay porn star Brock Avery, focuses on what solo male masturbation can mean beyond the handjob. The narrator dispels harmful myths that anal stimulation is gay or unhealthy, or that anything beyond the handjob is “weird” and socially unacceptable. Avery starts off getting himself hard by jerking off while wearing the Ball Buzzer Penis Ring, a stretchy TPR cock ring with two vibrating bullets, one that can buzz a clit during vaginal sex, and one that buzzes against the wearer’s balls. Next, Avery eases Silicone Anal Beads into his ass, adding prostate and anal stimulation to his pleasure routine. These beads would be a good starter toy for anal newbies, as the individual balls start off small and increase in size, allowing the user to find the size that is best suited to them. Next, Avery removes the cockring and beads and moves into the Vibrating Inflatable Butt Plug, which starts off small and has an external pump that allows the user to inflate the plug to the desired girth while it is inside of their anus. While the butt plug is vibrating away inside Avery’s ass, he uses the James Deen Signature Pump to increase blood flow to his penis and give himself a harder, more sensitive erection. Avery then removes the butt plug and inserts the Thrusting Anal Vibe, a vibrating TPR butt plug with an external control that simulates the stroking, thrusting feeling of anal sex. Avery uses this toy briefly before removing it and stroking himself to orgasm without the aid of anymore toys. Buyer beware: if you’re new to anal play, the Vibrating Inflatable Butt Plug and Thrusting Anal Vibe are probably going to be too large for you. I’d suggest starting off with one or two smaller toys and working up to the big boys over a few days or weeks. Your anus is a delicate, sensitive part of your body that you definitely don’t want to injure, for obvious reasons. These scene ends with a quick lesson on caring for and cleaning your toys.

BUY THIS: Silicone Anal Beads



Sex Toys for You and Your LoverThe wonderful Allie Haze joins Kayla Kayden for some outdoors lesbian sex in scene five. To be perfectly honest, this is the weakest of all of the scenes in Sex Toys for You and Your Lover. Haze carries the dead weight of Kayden, who seems half asleep and just barely goes through her paces; I get the feeling that she’s not actually interested in women, and her performance is very porny and inauthentic. I do appreciate that Adam & Eve at least made an effort to include lesbian sex, but I think that this scene was definitely miscast. The narrator also at one point tries to make the word “suckling” sound sexy, which… no, please don’t. Anyway, they have a bit of a warm up with Haze working her way down Kayden’s body before buzzing Kayden’s vulva through her panties with the Silky Slim Pink Vibe, a skinny coated plastic vibe with a slightly angled tip for g-spot stimulation. Haze also uses this vibe on Kayden internally while eating her pussy. One thing that I’ve noticed about this movie is that it diverts from the usual toy based porno in that it’s not obsessed with getting the biggest toys possible inside of its stars. Many men and women simply aren’t built for or don’t enjoy larger penetration, so it’s refreshing that viewers are encouraged to use smaller, more practical toys like the Silky Slim Pink Vibe. The same goes for the Silicone G-Luxe Vibe, a silky curved g-spot vibe that Kayden uses on Haze. Next, Kayden uses the Gal Pal Strapless Strap-On Dildo on Haze while Haze buzzes her clit with the g-luxe vibe. Kayden doesn’t actually use the strapless strap-on as a strapless strap-on, which makes me suspect that it doesn’t work very well for its intended purpose. However, it looks like it’s undergone a redesign since this movie was filmed, so perhaps it would be worth a shot nowadays. Finally, Haze puts on the Love Rider Universal Harness with the All-American Whopper Dong, a realistic dildo (I have no idea what material this is supposed to be) with a suction cup base. She fucks Kayden in missionary while Kayden buzzes her clit with the Silky Slim Pink Vibe. It’s during this part of the scene when Kayden’s performance reaches peak porniness, but I always love watching Haze wield a strap on, so it’s alright.

BUY THIS: Silicone G-Luxe Vibe



Sex Toys for You and Your LoverOur favorite kinky red head, Penny Pax, is joined by Preston Parker for some anal play for her in the final scene of Sex Toys for You and Your Lover. I always love seeing Pax, but I realized that I’ve never seen Parker in a movie before, which is disappointing; he’s pretty hunky in a kind of dopey, bro-y way that I inexplicably like. The narrator talks about how adding new acts and sensations to your sexual repertoire keeps things exciting for you and your partner. After getting Pax aroused, they use the very basic multi-speed silver vibrator from the Complete Lover’s Kit on Pax’s clit while Parker rims her ass. The narrator explains that rimming is an excellent way to warm up and loosen someone’s anus in preparation from anal penetration. Next up, they briefly use the Classix Prostate Stimulator from the Beginner’s Anal Fantasy Kit; despite being female bodied, they use the prostate stim on Pax while she continues to buzz herself with the silver vibe. Pax looks excited to use the Triple Pleasure Rabbit, a silicone three pronged rabbit-style vibe for simultaneous clitoral, g-spot, and anal stimulation. I own something that’s very similar and love it; but remember, rabbit style toys may not fit everyone’s anatomy, so proceed with caution! It’s pretty hot seeing Parker using this vibe on Pax while he kisses her mouth and breasts; this is another great pairing with excellent chemistry, and Pax cums while being vibed by Parker. The final toy is the X-10 Anal Beads, made from PVC. The narrator recommends that users take things slowly with the beads so that you don’t go too big too fast, and pay attention to body language to make sure that everyone’s comfortable. This scene gets particularly hot when Pax climbs on top of Parker to vaginally fuck him cowgirl style, and I loved watching Pax pull out her anal beds when she comes. This was probably my favorite scene of the bunch, and I think that it did offer good advice to anal newbies.

BUY THIS: Triple Pleasure Rabbit



The main gripe that I have with Sex Toys for You and Your Lover is that, despite being aimed towards viewers who are new to sex toys, the movie doesn’t take much time educating viewers on health and material safety. Some of these toys are not made from body-safe materials; they may leach irritating phthalates into the most sensitive parts of your body, and their porosity can make them difficult to clean, making it easy to transfer bacteria into your body. The main draw of toys made from these materials is that they’re much cheaper, so they can be attractive to first-time toy buyers who are wary of shelling out the big bucks for something that they may or may not enjoy. If you do decide to use any toys made with non-body-safe materials, I highly recommend putting a condom on them. You can learn more about safe materials in sex toys in my blog Sex Toys For The Holidays and at the Kinsey Institute. Empower yourself to do your research before bringing a new toy into your bedroom; it’s your body and your sex life, so it’s up to you to give yourself the best experience possible.

Another thing that I didn’t like about Sex Toys for You and Your Lover is an issue with the audio; it frequently drops out. I could understand if it only dropped out while the narrator is speaking, but the movie is marred by long moments of silence before the audio briefly pops back in. I love hearing the performers moan, and it would have been nice to get a better idea of how loudly some of the toys vibrate, so it was kind of annoying to have one half of my audio-visual experience missing.

One thing that I really do like about Sex Toys for You and Your Lover is its constant theme of empowerment, encouragement, and acceptance. It strives to dispel harmful myths about masturbation and human sexuality, and encourages viewers to communicate and articulate their desires to their partners. This movie was clearly designed to speak to a novice audience that is just starting to explore their sexual adventures, and I think that it hits the mark in that regard. However, if you’ve already made it past those initial awkward moments and have moved on to more advanced experimentation, then this movie might not be for you, unless you particularly enjoy any of the performers or acts. If you or your partner are excited to introduce basic sex toys into your sexual repertoire, then Sex Toys for You and Your Lover might just be the how-to-guide that you’ve been looking for.

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Sex Toys for the Holidays

Now that we’re in the midst of the Holiday season of 2014, we’re all scrambling to find the perfect gift for our special someone, or even just a treat for ourselves! Kids aren’t the only people who look forward to finding toys under the tree, so I visited Philadelphia’s Kink Shoppe, a sex positive and gender neutral adult toy and fetish boutique and spoke to Caitlin, a sex educator and customer service representative. She gave me a ton of information about how to go about buying sex toys for your significant other, and had dozens of great gift ideas!

“When it comes to purchasing something for a partner, a lot of people either tend to think about what they want to see their partner using or what they think their partner would like, and if they haven’t had a lot of experience using toys with their partner, that can often backfire. So they might buy something and say, ‘You know, I bought this dildo because it looks like me.’ It can sometimes not be what they want. Usually I’ll tell people that if you don’t have a lot of experience using toys with your partner to think about what they like or ask them what they like and what they want. In terms of buying things for yourself, it’s the same thing. Think about sensations you like. It’s good to experiment with your body and feel around.”

Caitlin also recommends taking into consideration what materials are in your sex toys so as to avoid risk of injury or disease. “Toxins in sex toys are becoming less of a problem now. I know that a lot of toys now use less pthalates, which is a really toxic material that softens plastic and can cause irritation and can possibly lead to problems with your endocrine system. But there’s still toxic materials and porous materials in general; jelly, elastomer, TPR, things like that are still going to degrade over time and get certain bacteria trapped in them. They could potentially transmit an STI or a bacterial or vaginal yeast infection. So generally I tell people that it’s better to keep with non porous materials like silicon, glass, metal, stone, ABS Hard plastic, ceramics, and treated wood.”

We-vibe touch sex toy
We-vibe touch

Keeping in mind the who, what, where, when, why, and how in mind, I asked Caitlin what sex toys would be good for anyone to gift to a female partner, especially someone who has never used sex toys before. She recommends, you guessed it, vibrators! “A lot of women can’t orgasm without clitoral stimulation, and vibrations are really good for that.” She showed me We Vibe’s Tango and Touch vibrators, two cute-as-a-button Bullet style vibes. The Tango is a hard-plastic bullet that can also fit into toys with bullet sleeves, including We Vibe’s own Pleasure Mates collection, making the versatile Tango perfect for whatever mood strikes you and your lady. The Touch is wider and covered in silicon, thereby giving We Vibe’s powerful motor a softer transmission of sensation.

lelo mona 2 sex toy
LELO Mona 2

If you’re looking for a vibrating toy that can be used either internally or externally, Caitlin points towards the strong and waterproof Lelo Mona 2, whose powerful vibrations will hit both the g-spot and clitoris.

we-vibe sex toys
We-Vibe couples vibrator


What about toys that you and your lady can use together? “Any toy is a couple’s toy,” said Caitlin, “but a toy made specifically as a [straight] couple’s toy would be the We-Vibe, which is a c-shaped vibrator that can be worn during penetrative sex and vibrates against the clitoris and g-spot.” Not going to lie, the We-Vibe is my current dream toy. However, Caitlin does caution that the We-Vibe “doesn’t work for everyone. It might not sync up with everyone’s anatomy, and not everyone likes how it feels, but that’s any toy. There’s no guarantee that somebody’s going to like it.”

tantus c-sling sex toys
Tantus C-Sling

We then talked about a couple’s toy that I have a little more experience with: cock rings! These guys can give those of you with penises a harder, more sustained erection and you can wear it while your partner present or while you’re having some alone time. In terms of non-vibrating rings, Caitlin recommends the Tantus Super Stretch C-Ring, a stretchy silicone ring that is super inexpensive at about $10. You can also try the Tantus C-Sling, made with a firmer silicon than the C-Ring. This guy has a teardrop shaped base that will stimulate your perineum (taint, grundle, gooch, fleshy fun bridge, etc.) for added orgasmic possibilities!

Jejoue Mio
Jejoue Mio

Vibrating cock rings have gotten me into trouble in the past; whenever I put them on my boo’s cock and turn it on, the ring’s goofy space-age look and the loud vibrations make me think that his dick is a rocket ship, sending me into a fit of giggles. I don’t think that I would have that problem with the elegantly designed and whisper quiet Jejoue Mio. According to Caitlin, “It’s silicon, waterproof, rechargeable, has a really stretchy ring, and it’s really strong. It’s top of the line because it’s more comfortable than other rechargeable cock rings that I’ve seen on the market.”

Tenga Eggs
Tenga Egg collection

If you’re looking for a stocking stuffer that takes its name seriously seriously, give your guy Tenga’s Egg or Cup! These Japanese masturbation sleeves with keep your penis-owning SO happy while you’re away. The Egg can be washed out and used a few times, while the pre-lubricated Cup is for a single use. These are especially great for a guy who isn’t ready to commit to a more serious sleeve. “The cups would be a good one to start out with because they’re similar to the bigger ones like the Tenga Flip Hole… which opens up so that you can clean it out.”

Tantus C-Sling
Tantus C-Sling

It’s your time to shine, lesbians! “Some lesbians like penetrative toys, others don’t. If you do, I would recommend a strap on harness of some sort.” Caitlin showed me the SpareParts Hardwear harness, which is super adjustable and machine washable, as well as a simple O’Ring Harness which allows you to change the size of the ring and work with whatever size cock you want. From there, you have lots of different options for what cock you like; there’s the super realistic VixSkin line from Vixen Creations, or you can get a totally bonkers fantasy cock from Bad Dragon. Personally, I’m head over heels in love with the beyond cute and friendly looking dildos from BS Atelier.

Vixen Creations VixSkin Line
Vixen Creations VixSkin Line
Image courtesy of HeyEpiphora.com*

If someone in your relationship is a transman looking for a really realistic toy, Caitlin again points toward the VixSkin line from Vixen Creations. “They’re super realistic in terms of texture and look, and they come in a few different skin tones. And not necessarily for sex, but New York Toy Collective makes really nice packers.” Caitlin also showed me New York Toy Collective’s Love Bump, which adds balls to your dildo and includes a bullet vibe. As for transwomen, “It really depends on the person. Any trans person is going to have very varying preferences, and some trans ladies might prefer not to be penetrated. It depends where they are in their transition.”

Tantus Beginner Ball Gag sex toys
Tantus Beginner Ball Gag

If you and your partner are interested in exploring kink and BDSM, Caitlin and I both suggest that you learn about safety first, be it through books, films, whatever. Check out Tristan Taormino’s Guide To Bondage For Couples, Midori’s Expert Guide To Sensual Bondage, and Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Kinky Sex for Couples. Once you know what you’re getting yourself into, try Tantus’ Beginner Ball Gag. “It’s silicon and it fills your mouth, but it has a small base so it doesn’t prop your jaw open too much, which can be uncomfortable.”

njoy pure plugs
nJoy Pure Plugs

If you want something to put in your butt, check out NJoy’s Pure Plugs and Pfun Plug for the male g-spot. They’re made of weighty surgical stainless steel, with a deliciously bulbous head and a tapered stem for easy retention. Not only that, they’re just gorgeous and super sexy looking.

All of these toys (and many more!) are available at Kink Shoppe in Philadelphia, or at your own locally owned adult store. All of us at HMFH wish you the merriest of sex lives as you head into the new year!

*HeyEpiphora.com is one of our favorite sex toy review sites, run by veteran sex toy reviewer Epiphora. We also encourage you to read her awesome holiday sex toy guide from 2013 here.

‘Scuse Me, Do You Have Change for a Dildo?

by Ashley Rosemont



Let’s just say right now, vending machines are a wonderful invention. I recall a recent episode of Mad Men (the AMC hit TV series that takes place in the 1960s) where the office manager Joan complains that the new vending machines will make the secretaries fat because they can get a snack any time they want. Hey, lighten up, Joan, that’s the point!


It’s true, they’re a convenience we are often happy to see, and not just because they can satiate our cravings for sugar and peanuts. Vending machines that dispense condoms, aspirin, mouthwash, lipstick and other sundries can make a night out on the town a bit more pleasant, if we find ourselves lacking something we need for a spur of the moment sleepover.


But if you live in a more sophisticated city than the one you probably live in, you’d be surprised by what you can obtain with a handful of change. Take the Europeans, who carry a little basket to go food shopping because they just grab what they’re having for dinner on the way home from work, along with a nice bottle of wine. So civilized! I’d love to be able to just tuck a baguette and a pork chop and a bottle of Cabernet in my woven bag as I walk down the cobbled streets in my high heels, tossing my shiny hair which smells of Chanel No. 5. Then again, you can also buy a fresh baguette from a vending machine. Vive la France!


But what if you’re not going straight home for dinner, but have a long boring train commute? Maybe you need some refreshment of the adult variety that doesn’t come in a bottle. This town in Italy has decided it’s not happy about the sex toys being sold in train station vending machines.


Come again? Yes, that seems to be the idea, as you can purchase a wide range of freaky playthings in one convenient coin-operated box. To be fair, the company who owns the vending machines says that Casarsa us the first town where there have been any complaints about the public display of sex toins available to anyone who can pop some coins or a bill in a slot.


Here’s the thing about vending machines; they confer a certain sense of anonymity. You’re not in a store with room for lots of other people, like your girlfriend, your mother, your high school English teacher or your rabbi. You may look around surreptitiously, but as long as you have your money handy, you can get your goods and disappear into the crowd. It feels just a little bit naughty, doesn’t it? Well, given what you can buy in vending machines these days, feeling guilty about a candy bar is the least of your worries. Imagine getting caught with a big black dildo? (or you know, blue or purple, whatever color you like)


The author of this blog post makes a good point, when he wonders what those offended by vending machines dispensing vibrators would make of the Japanese vending machines that sell used schoolgirls’ panties. No, really.  It’s true, even snopes.com says so!


You can actually buy a whole bunch of wonderful and unusual items in Japanese vending machines, as this article explains. Like toilet paper, eggs, beer, porn, sex toys, live lobsters, neckties, and ramen noodles. Really, this are exactly the sorts of things one should be able to buy in a vending machine; I mean, buying a live lobster at a grocery store is just kind of embarrassing if you think about it. I don’t want a bunch of people in line behind me at checkout line watching me buy a lobster, ya know?


Italy is not the only city to sell pocket rockets and ball gags to people with bulging pockets (hey! I meant bulging with COINS!); Holland has been selling sex toys from vending machines for years; and they’re called Vibrato-maats! The machines cater to both men and women, and sell an assortment of lubricants and lingerie, too.


But what about the United States, you’re wondering. Do I have to go all the way to Vegas to find a dildo in a vending machine? Well, maybe. Though most of our great states at least have a shop or two (or a hundred if you’re in New York City or San Francisco) to purchase such items freely. But you might have trouble buying sex toys in Alabama, where they’re illegal for purchase even for medical use, unless you use the drive-thru. And, until the law was recently overturned, sex toys were also banned for sale in Texas. This excellent article discusses the finer points of the legislation and precedent-setting court cases surrounding the banning of sex toys in America. Hard to believe you can buy guns and ammo at Walmart, but a sex toy has to be bought on the downlow…


Ashley Rosemont is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. She is a Renaissance woman of many talents, but tries to remain humble in the face of all the curveballs life throws her way. She has been a professional writer for over two decades, and specializes in writing on media, culture, health and sexuality.

Go Play: OHM Flow by Blush Novelties


OHM Flow and its beautiful box

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If you like your toys to feel like a freaking cloud and deliver wide vibrating coverage for clit teasing as well as be able to penetrate you till drool-flow, you found it with OHM Flow.

requires//two AAA batteries.

noise//< < < < <

vibration settings//ten. solids, then varying vibrations. power button is also settings.


OHM Flow popping out of the box




  • softest thing you will ever touch

  • head is full, but easily insertable

  • concave dip

  • that girth, ain’t no joke



  • requires batteries

  • only one button, so if you’re caught mid-buzz, too bad


    in full

    Firstly, Blush has done it again with their packaging. Is there any other company that strives to present sex toy fun in such an elegant and streamlined way? Pfffft. Not that I’ve seen. And for that, I’m a fan all the way.

    This particular Flow I used was mint green, and though I’ve seen the darling berry hue, I’m a fan of all green. So I’ll tell you what, somehow that made it more enjoyable. Honestly, am I just that high-maintenance that even color matters? The mind-blowingness of the massager, however, came not in color but in touch. It’s heaven to touch. It brought to mind tons of words that start with “f” and “s”, like svelte, feathery, soft, fine, silken, satiny, fuckable…and velvety. It’s made of pure hypoallergenic silicone, and is pfthatlthapfzsate  phthlalate-free, so it’s nice and safe and zen for your baby bits.

    I really, really didn’t like that I had to dig through all my electronics to find something that still worked on AAA batteries (note to emja: they are available to buy). First-world problems, ya know? So I took some out of my mini chime clock and unscrewed Flow’s lid. It doesn’t say how to put the AAAs in, but if someone complains about that then you need to back away from the electronic anyway. And once in, just twist, and push the only button on the toy there is. A nice, light, steady vibration kicked in, but I was in no mood for teasing, so I went right to setting three: the hard buzz.

    The noise really was soft, and I felt truly at ease because of it. I didn’t use lube, but if you do, keep the toy soft and clean and use water-based. I loved putting the head of it to my clit because there was a wider space to work with. If it gets too pin-pointy I get jumpy and it’s no good for anyone. I’ve been known to kick a good man once or twice purely out of nerve reaction for too much pointy-tongue.

    Since the girth is a rather nice size for a massager, and the insertable length is 4.75 inches, best believe I rode that thing like a happy animal. It was great, wasn’t too big (I’d offend the boyfriend if it was, anyway), and definitely not tiny, so I relished in the fuck-and-buzz method I prefer. Although I played around with the pulsating settings, pulses aren’t really what I’m looking for (I’ve mentioned that before), but honestly if it was missing I’d be bummed. Don’t ask; I’m odd in preference.

    I finished not too quickly, because I was having fun with my method. It was an orgasm that was powerful, and I’d like to attribute that to the wider head of it, creating vibrations that were strong and more spread around the surface of my clit-zone. I had fun. I wanted to buy the Flow a drink or give it the preferential side of the bed for the night, but washed it off with anti-bacto soap instead. Also, don’t submerse this, or any of the OHM vibes. It’s waterproof, but I cherished it so much that I didn’t even dare bring it into the shower in case I got carried away.



    Find out where to buy this. And be a fan of Blush. They may toss me a toy here and there to review, but we have an agreement — no bias bs, just orgasm rating.


HotMovies4Her Sex Tips – 4 Things You Can Put In Your Vagina

Yes, you can put penises in your vagina until the cows come home, but I’m here to talk HotMovies4Her Sex Tipsabout a few other things you can put inside of yourself (or a friend). Some folks ache for good wholesome penetration and my are their plenty of options that are good for your body and don’t require perusing through your refrigerator. I’m not saying you can’t slide a condom over food items or other household objects, but there are many specially made toys (and body parts) tat work just as well, if not better.  JD is here to help illustrate 4 things you can put in your vagina.  Please enjoy.


Dildos made from body friendly materials (silicone, glass, stainless steel, to name a few) are of course perfectly safe to put in your vagina.  Leave the cucumbers alone and get something made especially for your pussy.  You can find curved dils especially for your g-spot, realistic shaped cocks for those life-like experiences, thick soda can-sized for those who like to be filled, long-slender rock-n-roll dongs, rippled, ridged, smooth, twisted, with balls, teeny weeny, without balls, sometimes they might even be in the shape of a religious official.  You can use them alone or with with your partner.  Strap one on and you’ve got your very own dick.  Dildos are good for your vagina so long as they are made out of good-for-you materials!  Just look at JD, she’s so excited about them she turned into a dildo-corn!
Vagina-friendly Fingers
Fingers have been known for centuries to bring magical feelings of ecstasy and bliss to vaginas all over the world.  Some prefer one or 2, while others prefer 3, 4 or 5.  They can be used to pump in and out or with a come hither motion if you’re really looking to talk to the g-spot (hint: take a look at the shape of JD’s fingers).  There really is no right or wrong, as long as everyone is feeling good and having fun.  You can use your own or your friend’s.  You can use them in addition to external vibrator stimulation, to warm up for intercourse, or all on their own. I’ve even seen some folks get both going at the same time!  Perhaps you might be in the mood for just a little thumb-penetration while the other fingers tend to the ass. Just remember: wash your hands, trim and file your nails/hangnails/rough skin (or cover with cotton balls and gloves).  You can even use the gloves if you’re just looking to play extra safe.   
 JD's Speculum Speculum, anyone? Why should gynecologists get all of the fun when you can engage in a little medical play of your own! Grab the stirrups and the hospital gown while you’re at it. Some folks love the feel of that cold metal on their inner bits, spreading them open for the world (or their partner) to see. It’s a great instrument to keep around if you’re into role play or if you have a medical fetish. Let your kink flag fly!
Rabbit Vibrator Rabbit vibrators, or other types of other body friendly vibes, are likely to make your vagina sing if you’re into internal buzz.  Rabbit vibes are awesome for simultaneous internal and external stimulation without having to use too many toys at once.  I mean really, who wants to be bogged down with gadgets when your trying to get in one last orgasm before bedtime?  Often times rabbit vibes are made from toxic materials, such as jelly rubber, so really pay attention when purchasing.  Look for rabbits made from TPR (slightly porous, but free of phthalates) or silicone. If you do purchase a jelly rubber toy, you can always cover it with a condom to create a barrier between your vagina and the material.

No matter what you put in your vagina, always use lube! Water based only for silicone sex toys and steer clear of anything with parabens and/or glycerin in the ingredient list!