When I first saw my G-Force toy from Tantus through its transparent packaging, I swore I was delivered a billy club. The handgrip is similar, it’s big and it’s black. The difference, however, is the bulb end and its perfect curvature. But once I got G-Force into my hands, it was clearly different than a club.
It’s 100% medical grade silicone and phthalate free. The silicone warms to body temperature and being hypoallergenic it won’t irritate any skin allergies. This big boy can even go safely into your dishwasher (top shelf, no soap).
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I’m under the firm belief that with sex toys, sometimes less is more. I’m not talking about less inches or vibration patterns, that would be crazy - I’m talking sheer aesthetics.
I’m more of a
kinda gal, so my eyes totally crossed when I saw this
on Violet Blue’s blog. Holy crap am I still trying to figure out what it is. I think it has something to do with titty fucking (yeah, I’m not so down with that phrase either, but I couldn’t find an alternative), but I have no idea what’s with the vagina attached and the penis sticking out. Totally creepy.
Anyway, check out this Violet Blue post for a gallery of other scary sex toys. Be prepared to walk around with a WTF expression on your face for the rest of the day.
oh, and Happy Birthday Violet Blue! Maybe we should get her one of these as a gift?
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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There isn’t much sexy about a dildo protruding out of someone’s thigh. It’s just true. That’s the funny thing about sex toys. Sometimes they aren’t all that sexy until they are engaged in a sexy act. And there isn’t much sexier to me than being on top of my girlfriend, grinding into any part of her. So while the leg harness is a little odd to look at at first, you get over it when you get into it.
The harness basically works like a knee brace (totally hot comparison, I know), wrapping around the thigh and fastening with Velcro. A sewn-in O-ring holds the dildo base tight against your thigh, leaving the business end of the dildo available for doing business. The Velcro holds the harness in place really well and keeps the dildo from moving around. No matter what position we tested, the harness stayed put. We didn’t even need to adjust it or re-Velcro as we moved around.
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“With great power comes great responsibility.” Alright, I know that’s the Spiderman credo, but whatever, I’m adapting for my own purposes today. And those purposes are talking about sex toys. I know I am a lucky, lucky girl to have landed a job as awesome as working at HotMoviesForHer. Not only do I get to write and talk about sex all day long, be surrounded by hot naked chicks (fine, they are only on my computer screen, but still) and meet all these amazing women that are working to make the porn industry and the field of sexuality even better, I get free sex toys. Sure, I have to write about all the intimate details of using the toy, but that’s a teeny tiny price to pay when I get to play with some of the hottest toys on the market. This also means that I have a fuck of a lot of sex toys. While I am most certainly not complaining, I bring up the point that it also means that I have to store and maintain a fuck of a lot of sex toys. As as you guys know, care and maintenance of some materials isn’t quite as easy as just chucking all the toys in a box on top of one another.
This is where the whole power/responsibility thing comes in. I have all these awesome sex toys (the power), but it means I have all these awesome sex toys that I need to make sure are stored properly so they stay awesome and usable (the responsiblity). The Spiderman thing isn’t a perfect fit, but whatever, it will do in a pinch. Anyway, back to the dilemma at hand. I’m not exactly “in the closet” about my sex toy proclivity or my job in general, but I’m also not the type of person who needs her favorite dildos on display in the living room.
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In this time of great competition of power and endurance (the Olympics, duh), it’s only fitting for the results of the UK Sex Toy Awards to be annouced. And the gold goes to….. drum solo please…
Fun Factory’s Delight vibe!!
This multi-speed, rechargeable silicone and plastic vibrator took top honors as the all around highest ranked toy of the ten tested (they were vibes that went on sale at UK-based LoveHoney between May 2007 and May 2008). Check out the rest of the list here.
Our own HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew got a chance to play with the Delight a little while back. Here is what our lucky reviewer had to say:
Right now, the Delight is my favorite toy in my box - literally and figuratively. The price may seem a little steep at first, but you can’t put a price on a great orgasm. In my opinion, this toy is a must-have.
Read the whole review here.
Then go out and get one. They are pricey, but so worth it. Sure you can get a armload of cheapy sex toys for the price of one Delight, but seriously, sometimes it’s cheaper to pay. This is your pleasure we are talking about!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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