Needless to say, the Dildo Dr. is an awesome guy – he is super laid back and has a very kind heart.  I’ll get on with the review.

I laid my eyes on the giant bumpy cucumber dildo and that was it.  I looked over the other dildos for quite a while, but my eyes kept going back to that beautiful cuke.  I’m not going to lie.  It’s the size that I was attracted to.  It’s super long and fairly girthy.  I love that glass doesn’t give – it’s hard all day and that makes that filled sensation even sweeter.

The Cucumber is 12 inches in total length and 1.75 inches in width.  Yes, it is 12 inches long.  That doesn’t mean you have to fit the whole thing inside of you in order to enjoy it!  The roughly 4 inch long handle tapers and is free of bumps.  There is a slight curve and the tip is round with no taper.  The surface is super bumpy which is ideal for lovers of pronounced texture.  The cucumber certainly isn’t the fattest dildo I’ve ever seen, but it represents in the size department.

With the decent girth and bumpiness, you definitely want to make sure you are warmed up and you have some lube on hand.  I personally don’t love intense thrusting with bumpy textures, but the thickness did me right for the fill.  Gentle short thrusts are where it’s at if you need movement.  You should be careful when using glass toys anyway – vigorous thrusts can do some damage.  That certainly isn’t meant to deter you from using glass.  It is awesome, just handle with care!  What I do love is the basic shape or the cucumber.  It has just enough of a curve to flow with my body, but it isn’t so angled that it is uncomfortable.  Love it!

To sum it up -

–Glass is a body friendly material and gets a long with my delicate sensibilities. 

–Glass is really easy to clean.  Soap and water.  Done.

–It was given to me by a really good dude. 

–It’s big.

–J.D. and I both (unintentionally) picked vegetable themed dildos.

Is it for everyone?  No.  You definitely need to be into sizable toys with lots of texture.  The good news is that the Dildo Dr.  has a ton of glass toys to choose from!

Get your own Cucumber glass dildo here!

I’m not quite sure how to segway how out of that, so I’m just going to make this a really abrupt transition.  The Cyborg is made from 100% awesomely body safe silicone.  It has a total length of 7.5 inches, an insertable length of 6 inches with a circumference of 5.5 inches.  It isn’t overwhelming, but it has a nice girth, which I prefer.

CyBee (my nickname for it) is all about texture.  It is ridge, bump and crevice city!  I warmed up a little bit, but at first I found it to be uncomfortable.  All of the features are really pronounced and are absolutely apparent.  Once applied A LOT of lube things got fun.  I probably would have achieved the same affect had I warmed up a bit more, but I was excited.  Can you blame me?  I’m not generally into full on thrusting when it comes to dildos.  Instead I go with something girthy that serves as a filler  – heh – or something with a g-spot curve, but it would be a sin NOT to thrust this robo-cock.  It creates sort of a ripple affect which is pretty awesome and unlike anything I’ve ever experienced.  The pointed tip isn’t ideal for more aggressive thrusting, but the texture made up for it by allowing for spine melting vaginal wall stimulation during slow in and out motions.  Neat!

Fleshlight really did a bang up job of creating interesting fun dildos that have totally unique textures.  I loved my Drac, but Cyborg definitely represented.  You can tell the designs were thought.  I love that they serve as items to look at, but follow through with function.  Too often it is one or the other, but not with the Freaks!

I would recommend this cock to anyone who likes to experiment with textures.  Stop by Fleshlight and order your own Cyborg!

This was a finger attachment – for two fingers to be specific, granting it the practical and charming name of Two.  Designed to slip onto your two common fucking fingers (the index and ring fingers), this silicone “sleeve” turns what you naturally have into a much longer (and curved!) appendage for the vagina awaiting it.

Before getting into the meat of this review, I do what to note that WetForHer is a lesbian specific company that prides itself on selling toys made by real lesbians, for real lesbians.  They take that as women that don’t want to use phallic-shaped toys.  While I don’t agree that real lesbians don’t want phallic-shaped toys, because I think that all women want whatever they want, which is fine – I will say that this is one of the few non-phallic insertable toys I’ve seen in a bit.

Also, I need to preface this by clarifying that I don’t identify as a lesbian (I am a queer chick through and through), which may have colored how I see this toy… just sayin.

Oh and one more note: Since the double digits they sent for review were white, we decided that they really resembled ET’s fingers (um, after he dies) and they were promptly renamed ET.  Sorry for any confusion. ET = WetForHer’s Two.

Ok, on to the action!

The first time we used ET it was late at night and my partner was going to use it on my vag. He put it on his fingers and stuck it in my vagina. Though he had his fingers in the ET and the ET was in me, he couldn’t feel me at all. He kept pumping it in and out, but had no idea what was happening. He had to ask me to tell me what to do—harder, deeper? (Though I do love me some communication) I didn’t know.

It was hard to tell what to do since he couldn’t feel me at all. Even when I came it was weird because he didn’t know what was happening and stopped too soon, causing a little bit of a lost orgasm.

The next time I used it on myself with my partner’s help. This worked much better. It is a pretty good tool for masturbation. If you hold it rather than put your fingers inside it, then you have good control.  Even more, you can both feel what is happening in your body and control the device, which works way better. Plus you can adjust to your satisfaction. It was also easier and more comfortable to penetrate myself with the ET rather than with my own fingers – particularly from lying on my back.

ET (or Two, to use the correct name) has a nice feel – it’s made of 100% silicone (yay phthalate-free!) and is really quite silky smooth.  It feels good, both on your fingers and in your body.  My only other critique is that it’s a set size and can go really deep, but it isn’t all that wide enough. I would have enjoyed it way more if it was wider. Oh, and if it vibrated.  For next time, toy makers, make the ‘fingers’ in varying sizes, and add on a optional vibe!  Just some suggestions from the peanut gallery!

To sum it up, I would rate TWO ‘meh’ for using it with a partner, but for masturbation, I’d give it an above average.

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Some harnesses are all about the bells and whistles. Some have fancy backs that lace up, some are made of shiny, colored vinyl and some even have little pouches for mini bullet vibes. While those harnesses may be great in their own right, I prefer something a little less decked out. For me, a harness is more a means to an end than an accessory to decorate and have stand out. I know many people would disagree with that sentiment, and I might as well at times, but for the most part, I like a bare bones harness that works hard and keeps both my girlfriend and I knee deep in hot strap-on action.

I really like the Wild Angel harness because it is just that, a basic jockstrap style harness with nylon straps and a padded bit that protects your pelvis from the back of the dildo and keeps your pubic hair from getting caught. Ouch! The straps are nice and sturdy and the fasteners hold strong during the hardest of thrusting. I don’t think we had to adjust them more than once in all the testing we did. Plus the waist strap fits up to 64”, which definitely raises my opinion of the Wild Angel. As a zaftig girl myself, I respect any company that makes toys accessible for bigger girls to get it on just as easily.

While I like the idea of a harness coming pre-packed with a dildo, I wasn’t super impressed with this dildo on first sight. It’s a little cheaper looking then I would like and had some rough edges to it, which I was surprised by, as it is silicone. And while I wasn’t impressed with it the first few times around – the g-spot curve was uncomfortable for me and I didn’t really enjoy the ridges – I actually started to like the dildo after a while. In honesty, I doubt it will make it out of the toy box super often, but it’s a pretty decent alternative when all my other dicks are dirty or not at arm’s reach. But really, that’s the nice thing about most harnesses – you can switch out to your cock of choice as often as you like! Try that with an attached penis!

To sum the Wild Angel Harness and Dildo up best: Love the harness, like the dildo. If you’re looking for something good quality, yet less expensive and good for both beginners and strap-on savvy alike, the Wild Angel is a great option.

Go wild with the Wild Angel Harness and Dildo

There isn’t much sexy about a dildo protruding out of someone’s thigh. It’s just true. That’s the funny thing about sex toys. Sometimes they aren’t all that sexy until they are engaged in a sexy act. And there isn’t much sexier to me than being on top of my girlfriend, grinding into any part of her. So while the leg harness is a little odd to look at at first, you get over it when you get into it.

The harness basically works like a knee brace (totally hot comparison, I know), wrapping around the thigh and fastening with Velcro. A sewn-in O-ring holds the dildo base tight against your thigh, leaving the business end of the dildo available for doing business. The Velcro holds the harness in place really well and keeps the dildo from moving around. No matter what position we tested, the harness stayed put. We didn’t even need to adjust it or re-Velcro as we moved around.

Speaking of positions, let’s get into how this thing works in action. First position we tried was me on top, straddling her leg as she lay on her back. This not only gave me all the control over my own depth of penetration and movements, it left her exposed for me to play with as well, which a traditional harness would not. Bonus move – this position works great if the harness wearer bends their knee a little. Then it becomes modified doggie style, but you still get face to face contact!

We also flipped and reversed it, with me on my back and her on top, still wearing the harness. This position wasn’t quite as easy as the first, but we found a rhythm once we figured out the best way to angle ourselves. I preferred laying back on pillows and not flat to get the best angle that worked for us, but of course everyone is different so be sure to experiment.

Lastly, we tried the leg harness in sitting position. While the box touted this toy as perfect for the “ultimate lap dance,” I did not really enjoy the harness on her lap. Even straddling her leg made me feel awkward like I was sitting on Santa Claus’ knee at the local mall. It probably didn’t help when I starting singing “Santa Baby” in her ear and let’s just say she was less than thrilled when I asked her for a pony.

Since playing, I’ve read in other reviews that the leg harness is great for sex laying side by side, especially for folks with mobility issues or disabilities. Though I haven’t tried it myself, this seems like it would be a very relaxing and sexy position. Looks like I just made plans for this evening!

The dildo that came with was a little short and thin, so next time I might want to switched it out for something a little bigger. It was 100% silicone and decent quality, so I know it will make me very happy on those days when I’m looking for a toy that’s a little smaller. I might try the harness with Bandito, but I think the base may be too big. Oh well, I’m sure I’ll find the perfect fit.

All in all, the harness was fun to play with and a novel experience, but I doubt it will become a staple in my collection. Unless I get hurt. They I think it would really work as a knee brace. Damn those sex related injuries. I think I’ll stick with my tried and true traditional harnesses, like the Wild Angel - it’s sturdy, sexy and screws like a champ! What more could you ask for?

Explore new positions and pleasures with the Leg Harness