Sex Toy Reviews – Non-Vibrating

J.D. already told the story the Dildo Dr, but I’ll go ahead and give a quick overview in case you missed.  At the epic weekend that was Dinah, J.D. and I  stepped away from the HotMoviesForHer cabana and went for a little walk to check out the venders and to say hello to the other awesome folks working the event.  It was then that we met the Dildo Dr.  In honor of those with latex allergies he sells glass dildos so peeps can enjoy the joys that sex toys have to offer without getting itchy and whatnot.  We let him know who we were and that we review sex toys so if he ever wanted a little HM4Her love we’d be happy to give it.  In the blink of an eye he told us to step inside and take the dildo of our choice.  What?!?  Being the lovers of dildos that we are, we didn’t ask any questions and proceeded to browse over 2 very full tables of beautiful pyrex cocks.  The term “kid in a candy store” doesn’t even compare to our behavior.

Needless to say, the Dildo Dr. is an awesome guy – he is super laid back and has a very kind heart.  I’ll get on with the review.

I laid my eyes on the giant bumpy cucumber dildo and that was it.  I looked over the other dildos for quite a while, but my eyes kept going back to that beautiful cuke.  I’m not going to lie.  It’s the size that I was attracted to.  It’s super long and fairly girthy.  I love that glass doesn’t give – it’s hard all day and that makes that filled sensation even sweeter.

The Cucumber is 12 inches in total length and 1.75 inches in width.  Yes, it is 12 inches long.  That doesn’t mean you have to fit the whole thing inside of you in order to enjoy it!  The roughly 4 inch long handle tapers and is free of bumps.  There is a slight curve and the tip is round with no taper.  The surface is super bumpy which is ideal for lovers of pronounced texture.  The cucumber certainly isn’t the fattest dildo I’ve ever seen, but it represents in the size department.

With the decent girth and bumpiness, you definitely want to make sure you are warmed up and you have some lube on hand.  I personally don’t love intense thrusting with bumpy textures, but the thickness did me right for the fill.  Gentle short thrusts are where it’s at if you need movement.  You should be careful when using glass toys anyway – vigorous thrusts can do some damage.  That certainly isn’t meant to deter you from using glass.  It is awesome, just handle with care!  What I do love is the basic shape or the cucumber.  It has just enough of a curve to flow with my body, but it isn’t so angled that it is uncomfortable.  Love it!

To sum it up -

–Glass is a body friendly material and gets a long with my delicate sensibilities. 

–Glass is really easy to clean.  Soap and water.  Done.

–It was given to me by a really good dude. 

–It’s big.

–J.D. and I both (unintentionally) picked vegetable themed dildos.

Is it for everyone?  No.  You definitely need to be into sizable toys with lots of texture.  The good news is that the Dildo Dr.  has a ton of glass toys to choose from!

Get your own Cucumber glass dildo here!

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I could actually see the cock of an actual Cyborg looking like this Fleshlight Freaks dildo.  It is super ridge-y and covered in robot textures.  For some reason it reminds me of the hallways on the Death Star.  You know, the white hallways that the Storm Troopers walk down in Star Wars?  Did I get too nerdy on you?  What I’m getting at is that masturbating with the Cyborg dildo is probably pretty similar to doin’ it to the 6 million dollar man or Optimus Prime.  How about now (in regard to the nerdiness)?

I’m not quite sure how to segway how out of that, so I’m just going to make this a really abrupt transition.  The Cyborg is made from 100% awesomely body safe silicone.  It has a total length of 7.5 inches, an insertable length of 6 inches with a circumference of 5.5 inches.  It isn’t overwhelming, but it has a nice girth, which I prefer.

CyBee (my nickname for it) is all about texture.  It is ridge, bump and crevice city!  I warmed up a little bit, but at first I found it to be uncomfortable.  All of the features are really pronounced and are absolutely apparent.  Once applied A LOT of lube things got fun.  I probably would have achieved the same affect had I warmed up a bit more, but I was excited.  Can you blame me?  I’m not generally into full on thrusting when it comes to dildos.  Instead I go with something girthy that serves as a filler  – heh – or something with a g-spot curve, but it would be a sin NOT to thrust this robo-cock.  It creates sort of a ripple affect which is pretty awesome and unlike anything I’ve ever experienced.  The pointed tip isn’t ideal for more aggressive thrusting, but the texture made up for it by allowing for spine melting vaginal wall stimulation during slow in and out motions.  Neat!

Fleshlight really did a bang up job of creating interesting fun dildos that have totally unique textures.  I loved my Drac, but Cyborg definitely represented.  You can tell the designs were thought.  I love that they serve as items to look at, but follow through with function.  Too often it is one or the other, but not with the Freaks!

I would recommend this cock to anyone who likes to experiment with textures.  Stop by Fleshlight and order your own Cyborg!

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The first time I ever went to the WetForHer website and got a look at the new toy I would be reviewing, I was totally blown away.  Finally, something completely different from anything else I had reviewed before, which mostly consists of dildos and vibes, with the occasional lube or fetish item.

This was a finger attachment – for two fingers to be specific, granting it the practical and charming name of Two.  Designed to slip onto your two common fucking fingers (the index and ring fingers), this silicone “sleeve” turns what you naturally have into a much longer (and curved!) appendage for the vagina awaiting it.

Before getting into the meat of this review, I do what to note that WetForHer is a lesbian specific company that prides itself on selling toys made by real lesbians, for real lesbians.  They take that as women that don’t want to use phallic-shaped toys.  While I don’t agree that real lesbians don’t want phallic-shaped toys, because I think that all women want whatever they want, which is fine – I will say that this is one of the few non-phallic insertable toys I’ve seen in a bit.

Also, I need to preface this by clarifying that I don’t identify as a lesbian (I am a queer chick through and through), which may have colored how I see this toy… just sayin.

Oh and one more note: Since the double digits they sent for review were white, we decided that they really resembled ET’s fingers (um, after he dies) and they were promptly renamed ET.  Sorry for any confusion. ET = WetForHer’s Two.

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Some harnesses are all about the bells and whistles. Some have fancy backs that lace up, some are made of shiny, colored vinyl and some even have little pouches for mini bullet vibes. While those harnesses may be great in their own right, I prefer something a little less decked out. For me, a harness is more a means to an end than an accessory to decorate and have stand out. I know many people would disagree with that sentiment, and I might as well at times, but for the most part, I like a bare bones harness that works hard and keeps both my girlfriend and I knee deep in hot strap-on action.

I really like the Wild Angel harness because it is just that, a basic jockstrap style harness with nylon straps and a padded bit that protects your pelvis from the back of the dildo and keeps your pubic hair from getting caught. Ouch! The straps are nice and sturdy and the fasteners hold strong during the hardest of thrusting. I don’t think we had to adjust them more than once in all the testing we did. Plus the waist strap fits up to 64”, which definitely raises my opinion of the Wild Angel. As a zaftig girl myself, I respect any company that makes toys accessible for bigger girls to get it on just as easily.

While I like the idea of a harness coming pre-packed with a dildo, I wasn’t super impressed with this dildo on first sight. It’s a little cheaper looking then I would like and had some rough edges to it, which I was surprised by, as it is silicone. And while I wasn’t impressed with it the first few times around – the g-spot curve was uncomfortable for me and I didn’t really enjoy the ridges – I actually started to like the dildo after a while. In honesty, I doubt it will make it out of the toy box super often, but it’s a pretty decent alternative when all my other dicks are dirty or not at arm’s reach. But really, that’s the nice thing about most harnesses – you can switch out to your cock of choice as often as you like! Try that with an attached penis!

To sum the Wild Angel Harness and Dildo up best: Love the harness, like the dildo. If you’re looking for something good quality, yet less expensive and good for both beginners and strap-on savvy alike, the Wild Angel is a great option.

Go wild with the Wild Angel Harness and Dildo

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There isn’t much sexy about a dildo protruding out of someone’s thigh. It’s just true. That’s the funny thing about sex toys. Sometimes they aren’t all that sexy until they are engaged in a sexy act. And there isn’t much sexier to me than being on top of my girlfriend, grinding into any part of her. So while the leg harness is a little odd to look at at first, you get over it when you get into it.

The harness basically works like a knee brace (totally hot comparison, I know), wrapping around the thigh and fastening with Velcro. A sewn-in O-ring holds the dildo base tight against your thigh, leaving the business end of the dildo available for doing business. The Velcro holds the harness in place really well and keeps the dildo from moving around. No matter what position we tested, the harness stayed put. We didn’t even need to adjust it or re-Velcro as we moved around.
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