Who isn’t excited for Lily Cade and Severe Sex’s Heartbreaker Vs. Obscura lesbian superhero porn drama!? After Fuck The Police, I make it a point to see any and everything Cade writes or stars in, so it was no surprise to me that this funny, drama filled lesbo flick was absolutely amazing and so much fun to watch! The comic graphics are cool as fuck, the plot is hilarious, the acting does perfect justice, and the sex is enough to send you into orgasm overdose if you aren’t careful.
Scene 1 – Ela Darling & Kelsey Obsession
The Ice Queen, played by the lovely Ela Darling, is tied up all sexy-like by Crimson Menace, the beautiful Kelsey Obsession, and it appears she may have finally met her match. Tied and gagged, it looks like the Ice Queen is about to be done in, when suddenly the phone rings, and the role play ends. Turns out Crimson Menace is really Alex, the retired Ice Queen’s girlfriend, pretending to be an evil villain to spice up their sex life. After Ice Queen finishes her business call, the kinky lovers return to their role playing and the sex commences. Both of these petite wonders are true freaks between the sheets and I enjoyed every minute of it. The Ice Queen is a very talkative submissive and the more she’s punished, the wetter she gets. Alex knows this of course, and takes every opportunity to assert her dominance. She starts by flogging the Ice Queen and then spanking her ass red. They repeat a few times in different positions before Alex finally fingers her tied up Queen who’s been begging for it the entire time.
Alex makes her submissive Queen eat her ass and then turns her over missionary, still tied up, pulls out a pinwheel, and goes to town on her slender body leaving all types of pleasure-filled scratches everywhere. From there we get some nice titty slapping as Alex fingers the Ice Queen until she cries mercy and cums all over her hand. There went my load! What I love most about this scene is how much it resembles my bedroom and the light BDSM play I’ve mimicked. The plot is improvised in the heat of the moment, there’s way more pleasure than pain, and overall feel is extremely fun and upbeat. The fact that this scene is so relatable makes it sexier.
Anyway, Ice Queen is tied up spread eagle while Alex sits on her face. I love facesitting! Just when shit is getting good and another orgasm is on the horizon, BAM, two crazy, hot Mighty Morphin Power Ranger-looking bitches orb into the room and grab Alex right the fuck up! I mean, like right the fuck up, right there, in the middle of climbing climax mountain shit gets real! And the poor Ice Queen is still tied to the damn bed, butt ass naked, and possibly a little more turned on (because I am). Talk about pulling you into the plot!
Scene 2 – Anikka Albrite & Kelsey Obsession
Foxxx News Breaking Alert! We’re told super heroes are being kidnapped all over town and all signs point to mastermind villain Obscura, played by the absolutely gorgeous Anikka Albrite. Cut to Obscura’s secret lair, where poor Alex is being held hostage and explaining to Obscura that her stupid minions kidnapped the wrong person. Of course, this sours Obscura’s plan, but she decides to keep the helpless civilian anyway.
Back on the streets, Ice Queen is looking for some of her old gal pals to help find her lost love. Meet Spex, played by the talented Kameltoe. Immediately it’s obvious Spex is the comic relief for this flick. She has this weird Riddler thing going on (minus the crazy schizophrenia) and her superpower is the ability to see through clothing, which turns out to be more of a burden than you might think. Ice Queen asks Spex to help her find her Alex, but Spex isn’t as goofy as she looks, and demands payment first. Ice Queen hands her a broken heart necklace and the foreshadowing couldn’t be clearer.
Heartbreaker, naturally played by Lily Cade, is bad ass! She can make women do whatever she wants, kinda like how vampires can compel humans these days. Only thing is every heart she breaks takes a toll on her own. When the Ice Queen knocks on her door, Heartbreaker is visibly annoyed and even more so when she finds out what the Queen is there for. She tries to explain that “shit gets weird in your 30s” and you can only assume that her emotions are starting to get the best of her, but nonetheless, she decides to help Ice Queen since it’s all in the name of love. So Spex, Ice Queen, and Heartbreaker meet up to devise a plan for infiltrating.
I love the Dark Knight/Taken voice Heartbreaker has going on throughout this! Anyway, we’re back in Obscura’s lair and back to some sex! This time, Alex is the submissive one, and Obscura is one hell of a Domme. She flogs and fondles and slaps Alex around from the very beginning, and although Alex doesn’t want to betray her beloved, her pussy can’t resist and it isn’t long before she’s moaning with pleasure. Right away the clit stimulation and finger fucking is intense. You can actually see Alex being driven crazy by the relentless Obscura and the whole ordeal is crazy hot! Alex is whipped and made to thank the mighty Obscura for every lash received, before being pleasantly tortured by this incredible, trident-like scepter.
Now it’s Obscura’s turn to get off and it was well worth the wait. She sits on her helpless captive’s face and rides nonstop getting her pussy and ass licked while fingering herself. The climax definitely pushed me over the edge and apparently it was so good that Obscura ties Alex back up so she can come back for more later.
Scene 3 – Lily Cade & Paris Lincoln & Darcie Dolce
Ice Queen, Spex, and Heartbreaker carry out their plan to infiltrate Obscura’s lair and now we get to see Heartbreaker in action. Spex and the Queen need to find exactly where Alex is being held, and Obscura has a shit load of minion bionic step-sister clones, or something crazy like that, watching guard, so it’s up to Heartbreaker to compel/seduce them all. It starts with Paris Lincoln and Darcie Dolce. Heartbreaker wastes no time getting into their heads or their pants. Visually, these three women naked in the same room was enough for me. Darcie’s body is incredible, Paris’ long hair is perfect for pulling, and my girl Lily is the strap-on goddess so I couldn’t wait to watch her pound a few pink pussies.
Paris gets face fucked by Heartbreaker before taking her cock from behind and eating Darcie’s pussy at the same time. This scene follows in the light BDSM/rough sex theme of the previous two with lots of spanking, slapping, and hair pulling and Heartbreaker owns it all. After fucking Paris for a while she pulls out her belt uses it as a leash to control the girls. Paris gets her face shoved in Heartbreaker’s ass while Darcie takes a strap pounding that leaves everyone in the scene out of breath and me like “YAAAAAAS!” These women worked hard for their multiple orgasms in this scene and they still aren’t done!
We get more slapping and rough housing and orgasms with positions for all shapes and sizes to enjoy, but what I enjoyed most about this particular scene, as with most threesomes I like to watch, is the equality. Not once did it feel like anyone was left to the side, even for a minute, and I think this is owed to Cade’s command over the scene and her overall kinkiness. It’s like she’s the Energizer Bunny personified. She never gets enough, and since Heartbreaker has a billion chicks to seduce and leave behind, that’s the perfect quality to have. When everything is finally done with these two and it’s time for Heartbreaker to move on, she leaves the beautiful women behind with instructions to keep fucking, but not before giving each one with a broken heart necklace, and, of course, grabbing her dick and belt. (Never leave your shit with hoes, it makes them get attached.) See, Cade even teaches life lessons through her craft. The woman truly is brilliant!
Scene 4 – Lily Cade & Anikka Albrite
Now this is the scene I’ve been waiting for. Heartbreaker and Obscura finally come face to face and I know the sex is going to be top of the charts! But first…Ice Queen and Spex (I love her a little more every time she pops on screen!) burst their way into Obscura’s room where poor Alex (this bitch is still tied, gagged, and butt naked) sits and waits to be rescued, only to realize their powers don’t work on Obscura. She has a flogger that apparently steals powers from whoever she whips, so now everybody is captured and tied up when Heartbreaker, aka Hancock 2.0, walks in and manages to get herself frozen and captured too.
For some reason Obscura’s whip doesn’t work on Heartbreaker, which really pisses her off since she’s tired of breaking hearts left and right. Obscura uses this opportunity to attempt to persuade Heartbreaker to cross over to the dark side, and it looks like it just might work when the evil villain turns on her sex appeal and says “I’m not like the others, you can’t break my heart.” You can see the intrigue in Heartbreaker’s eyes and then of course, there’s Obscura’s body. Everyone knows Anikka Albrite is gorgeous, but she really shocked me in this scene. Not only does she bring Obscura’s character to life and keep it consistent throughout the sex, she actually goes HAM on my girl Lily Cade and takes over the scene! Heartbreaker goes down on Obscura first (I bet she tastes like rainbows and lollipops), finger fucking her at the same time and there I go! The chemistry between these two is like they’ve wanted to fuck for a while and are finally getting the chance. I don’t know if that’s between Heartbreaker and Obscura or Lily and Anikka, but I fucking loved every minute of it either way!
Now it’s Obscura’s turn to please Heartbreaker and from the jump it’s intense. She makes Heartbreaker scream out in pleasure (Dark Knight/Taken voice still in full effect) in every position they explore. While sitting on Obscura’s face, her body shakes with so much vigor that I blew it again just imagining what that feels like! The villain mastermind then jerks Heartbreaker’s clit off and I seriously had to take a 15 minute smoke break. Yeah, I needed a cigarette and there was still so much more to cum! Obscura absolutely loves giving Heartbreaker the business and has the rough and tough superhero begging to cum one more time.
Obscura still wants to be partners, and after she put it down on Heartbreaker, I fully expected her to accept the invitation. Shit, I would have and wouldn’t have thought twice about it if she had me shaking like that! But luckily Heartbreaker is stronger than me, and tricks Obscura by planting kisses and slaps (I love romance) all over her soft body while handcuffing her to the table they fucked on. I actually felt bad for the villain right then and there, but hey, shit happens. Anyway, Heartbreaker frees the Ice Queen, Spex, and Alex to back to their happy-go-lucky lives, but not before reminding Ice Queen that she personally owes her for all those minions she had to fuck and leave brokenhearted. Credits Roll. The End. Except not really.
Scene 5 – Lily Cade & Ela Darling
I’m not sure how much time has passed, but after the rescue mission the Ice Queen shows up at Heartbreaker’s house and I’m thinking it’s time for payment. Heartbreaker said she was owed and there’s no way she would let the Queen forget about it, so here we go. Turns out it’s a little sadder than that, but in a comedic way. After all that bullshit, Alex ended up running back to Obscura. The sex and power was just too much to resist, I guess, so poor Ice Queen is left all alone and, of course, Heartbreaker is the first person that comes to mind. Heartbreaker isn’t one to pity and instead of being a shoulder to cry on, she’s a Domme looking to assert some much needed authority. They figure out some math (I won’t lie, I couldn’t keep up) and decided that Ice Queen would take one slap on the ass for every chick Heartbreaker had to fuck (which turns out to be 78). The Ice Queen counts out all 78 and you can tell Heartbreaker loves the control. She’s showing off and it’s a major turn on. After she gets a little taste of the Queens’s pussy, Heartbreaker face fucks her and bangs her back out doggy style-my favorite part of the scene!
Ice Queen returns the favor by licking and fingering Heartbreaker to orgasm and then the two fondle and finger each other one more time. There isn’t much to else to describe sex wise, but the chemistry between these two makes this scene a lot of fun to watch. I like that we get to see what happened after the big mission and watch the Ice Queen pay off her debt. Plus, they improvise the plot a little while staying in character and it makes for some pretty funny lines.
Heartbreaker Vs. Obscura is definitely worth a watch and as a bonus you get an original song written and sung by Kameltoe aka Spex, when the credits roll. It’s pretty awesome! Make sure to check the movie out and let us know what you think.
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