Cringeworthy Crotch Facts and Sexy Science – Link Love Is Here!

Happy Humpday Plus!  Welcome back to the midweek(ish) stretch.  This week has been little less hardcore than usual with the soft opening thanks to the holiday, and that mixed with taking off to celebrate a big birthday, a few things got pushed back a bit, including Link Love.  But not to worry, I am back, and I am on it – getting ready to bring you the best of the internet’s sexy news.… More

Giant Vag and Music to Make You Bang – Link Love!

Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the midweek stretch.  Per usual we are celebrating the return of the second half of the week – bringing all the dirty news the internet have to offer right to your favorite porno blog!  How lucky are you?  Get ready to love that Humpday right with some Link Love!  Let’s get to it!… More

Shady Shadows, Junk Jokes and Dildo Fingers – Link Love!

Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the midweek stretch.  Sometimes when I write this intro, I like to think about how very humpy Wednesday actually is.  I mean, really, once today is over, the week totally shifts into a different, more laid-back feeling. Especially in the summer.  Anyone else feel this?  Anyway, we are here today to celebrate that spectacular humpage with a little Link Lovin’!  So let’s get to it!… More

Link Love

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch!  Sure last week was a short one, but can you believe it’s already Wednesday again?  But being Humpday, we are back with all the sexy news fit to print!  So let’s get to it!

- We Have Bananas has been seeing dicks everywhere! In landscaping, meat, coffee – you name it!  Kinda creepy and kinda cool, but what I want to know is what about all the vag?  Give me something a little risquer than Georgia O’keeffe.… More

When Facials Collide


Picture via NatalieDee.com

As with anything in life, if you spend a significant time around sex, it penetrates the brain in all sorts of ways.  Say the acronym ”CBT” in front of a couselor and they automatically hear “Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.”  Say it to me and I go right for “Cock and Ball Torture.”  Same thing goes for “facial.”  You think relaxing spa treatment, I picture a face full o’ sperm.  But I never thought we’d both be referencing the exact same experience.  Apparently I was wrong.… More

Science

 Cougars are pretty awesome.  What’s not to love about ladies of a certain age knowing exactly what they want and helping younger guys explore the sexual realm with a mature, experienced woman?  Well, as it turns out, science seems to think they are pretty cool too.  And who’s gonna argue with science?! 

Recent studies have found that guys who become fathers at an older age tend to have dumber offspring.  And we already know that women who procreate later in life have smater ones.  So what’s the best match for a brilliant spawn then?  Younger guy and older woman!  Cougar + 20 something = genius bebe!… More