Wait just one second… discussions of homophobia in a porno? Did I fall down some academic rabbit hole of dirty movies, because I’m pretty sure this is not standard for the industry. In fact, I’m pretty sure someone dug around in my deepest, darkest fantasies and pulled out some fun little tidbits of what I would find totally freaking hot. Like being hot for teacher, for one – especially if that teacher is Nina Fucking Hartley!
I’m never surprised to get schooled in some awesome way when sexy educator Nina Hartley is on the roster. Whether she is specifically giving instructional demos, or just being her ever-educating self, Hartley always seems to drop some sort of knowledge in our direction.
In this particular Lesbian Daydreams movie by Sweetheart Video, Nina is a college human sexuality professor (how fucking fitting, right?!) who comes to understand exactly why her student Mia is so very uncomfortable talking about homosexually. It couldn’t be a crush on the professor, now could it? Then of course they get it on, because clearly Nica Noelle pulled this daydream directly from my brain.
Another super hot vignette that is totally taken from my pleasure center is scene two with Satine Phoenix and Dia Zerva, who start chatting over Russian Lit. How seriously hot is that?! Love it! Any lady with a big, wet, brain gets me totally riled up and ready to swoon, but add in a little book review and I am head over heels before I even know what hits me! Thankfully these two are in a hotel lobby, which means they can easily pop upstairs and hop in the bed. Smart thinkin’ on the writer’s part!
And I can’t forget to shout a quick nod to my major crush on Lily Cade, who is so super dreamy. I love how dark, yet totally bubbly she is, and she plays such a cute, tough butch here, which makes me blush. I’m so glad she’s with Sinn Sage in this scene (#4), who starts off as a nervous, homophobic girl auditioning for a lesbo student film. Of course Sinn realizes as soon as she lays her lips on Cade’s that she totally wants a piece of the action. Who wouldn’t?!? Like I said, this is totally out of my head! Big thanks to Nica Noelle for somehow knowing my daydreams and making them a reality.
Last Tuesday we presented our top 2011 AVN Award predictions, where three out of five guesses turned out to be correct! Now that the awards have come and gone, we wanted to give a little extra love to the winning movies that topped our lists this year!
Our Top Five 2011 AVN Winners!
Batman XXX: A Porn Parody: This awesome parody took the 2011 AVNs by storm and came away with seven wins, including Best Parody-Comedy! Bursting with top-notch stars from start to finish (including Evan Stone, Dale Dabone, Tori Black, Kimberly Kane and more!), this spoof of the original 1960′s Batman totally brings a POW! BANG! and BOOM! to the dirty movie industry.
An Open Invitation: A Real Swinger’s Party In San Francisco: Starting off as a scripted, plot-heavy porno, this flick follows an in-a-rut couple (James Deen and India Summer – who tied for Best Actress for this movie!) as they accidentally stumble into the sexy underbelly of the swingers/open relationship scene in San Francisco. Once the story is nailed as firmly as all of its players (heh), the director switches gears and integrates a real SF swinging party into the mix, with non-porn people and industry pros fucking alongside each other. Of course the entire scenario was something decidedly San Francisco – the sex positive capital of the west. Seriously, there aren’t many places in the world like the city by the bay.
Asa Akira Is Insatiable: Not only is Asa Akira insanely sexy, she rocks the porno screen in this fabulous Elegant Angel movie that nabbed the Best Anal Scene, Best Double Penetration (Akira’s first) and Best Threeway Sex Scene! Not to shabby at all!
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio: It’s true that I have a total soft spot for instructional videos, but even if I didn’t love them, this amazing advanced blow job guide would make this top five round up. Tristan Taormino can do no wrong, of course, and things get even better as you add Adrianna Nicole, James Deen, Marie Luv, Evan Stone, Satine Phoenix and more! It’s no shock that this flick went home with the Best Educational Release award.
Buttwoman Vs. Slutwoman: It’s a battle for the history books as Buttwoman, Alexis Texas, and Slutwoman, Kristina Rose duke it out to see who takes the title of hardest core in this three time 2011 AVN winner! Elegant Angel accepted Best Gonzo Release, Best All-Girl Threeway Sex Scene and Best Group Sex Scene!
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. I don’t know about you ladies but I can definitely use a little extra push to get through the rest of my Wednesday! Up above we’ve got the first episode of I Hit It With An Axe, a new reality TV series featuring porn starlets like Satine Phoenix playing D&D. Satine also gave io9 an extensive interview on the premise and her gaming style.
I declare the rest of today as outrageous products day, some are real some are fake can you spot the difference?
Mood lipstick – when you don’t want to be too subtle about how horny you are.
Xbiz tells us the winners of Lover’s Choice’s Most Romantic Shop Contest, you can check out the online retail winner here.
Why should men with tiny tiny penises change for their women? Vagifit is for the men to give women to shrink their vaginas so the men can feel more adequate for their lovers.
Having trouble getting men, and some women, to look you in the eye? Well, use the secret weapon of French women: Forehead Tittaes.
Ok this one isn’t a product but it is too awesome not to mention: Japan has a Vagina and Penis festivals and there are pics of these awesome festivals in action.
I have a total thing for tombois. Maybe it’s their close cropped, easily grabbable tufts of hair or just how damn sexy they look in a tie, but tombois are on the top of my list when it comes to things that make me all hot and bothered. So, obviously I knew this new Sweetheart Video flick would be right up my alley… if you catch my drift.
While scene 1 and 2 were hot in their own regards, it was the last couples of scenes that really stuck in my mind… for better or worse.
Scene three with Torrid and Lily is totally precious… in a coming of age, discovering sexuality way. Not so much in a porno way, at least for me. Maybe I’ve seen too many of these budding baby dyke movies where shy butches confess their love for their sassy femme best friends, but they are kind of sacred to me in a grin-inducing 80s brat pack way. I know, it might not make sense to anyone else, but there is something a little too much for me when they kiss and start fucking right away. Sure, if you separate the sex from the story, it’s hot… but Lily’s rainbow striped knee socks totally brought it back to baby dyke every time I tried.
But everything that didn’t do it for me in scene 3 was completely erased in the last scene, as Syd Blakovich and Satine Phoenix come together for some totally hot break up sex. Gotta love that last hurrah! The pair of Syd and Satine is amazingly sexy and a force to be reckoned with! How have we not seen them together prior to this?! It makes me incredibly sad to think of Satine leaving the porno industry now that we found such an amazingly sexy match up. I mean really, there is one point in the scene where Syd is riding Satine’s face. Not just sitting on her face, but literally riding it like a mechanical bull! Does it get better than that? And I haven’t even gotten to the hardcore tongue fucking yet! So hot! And best of it all – it’s Sweetheart Video, so you know that all the pleasure is 100% real (though I don’t think any of these stars would fake anything).
This Hustler flick, directed by the fantastic Anastasia and Liam Pierce, is pretty different from your typical hardcore fetish film. That’s not a bad thing, but you’ll see a wide variety of kinks represented here where a lot of fetish movies only cover one specific niche. Because of that, I think this is a good one for those of you who are curious about the kinkier aspects of life, but who are not quite sure where to start!
I’m going to be honest and say that I skipped the first scene to get right to Anastasia Pierce and Satine Phoenix. Mostly because I love those ladies, but also because the first scene just didn’t look that great to me. I love a good fucking machine, but drill-dos are a bit boring in my professional opinion.
So, on to scene number two! Both women look exquisite, which is no surprise, but worth noting. The scene opens with Phoenix on her back being drilled by a real fucking machine. It’s pretty impressive and completely justifies my decision to skip the weak ass drill-do action in the opening minutes. If that wasn’t enough, Pierce brings a Hitachi and a lot of lube with her and goes to town on her sub. Once she broke out the clover clips for Satine’s perky nipples, I was hooked. There’s really a ton of stuff going on and I don’t want to write a blow by blow review. Just know that Pierce is slow, methodical and it’s fantastic to watch!
If you’re looking for a little more fucking, Tommy Gunn is your guy in scene three. There are some heavy fetish elements as he restrains Bobbi Star, works her over with a crop and makes good use of some clothespins. After all of this, he bends her over and fucks her doggy style until he pops in her pretty face. It’s a good mix of bdsm and hardcore sex and there’s nothing wrong with that in my book.
In the end, these two scenes really stood out for me. If you’re looking for some intense bdsm action with some of the biggest stars in adult, I definitely recommend this one. -The Porn Librarian
We just added Frisk Me, the first movie from Good Releasing’s HeartCore Films to the site, and I can’t wait to sit down and watch this one from start to finish this weekend. Yeah, that’s right, I’m watching this one off the clock!
I mean, with Satine Phoenix, Syd Blakovich and Tyler Knight all getting down and dirty, I can’t imagine this will be anything but amazing. I’m a huge fan of Madison Young, who takes on Tyler’s Knight-stick in the final scene, and I really love what she gets out of her performers as a director.
If just seeing the picture about isn’t enough to convince you to see this one, because maybe you’re crazy or something, here’s the PG trailer!
Tristan Taormino has never let me down. Whether she is bringing us instructional guides or straight up porno, her movies are always thoughtful, engaging and so freakin’ hot you need a cold shower to recover. Before even watching this latest release, I knew it was going to be amazing. I mean really, five popular performers playing out their own rough sex fantasies with the partners of their choosing – how could that NOT be amazing?!? Especially when it has people like Sasha Grey, Satine Phoenix and Derrick Pierce in it!
The movie starts off with each of the performers talking about their definition of rough sex, which translates out to five different definitions, as it should. No two people have the exact same definition when it comes to sex and it’s really awesome that Tristan Taormino makes sure to really stress that and the importance of communication from the get go. I love seeing these strong female performers talk about what actually turns them on and not be ashamed, no matter how dirty and rough their fantasies. I think even seeing women talk openly about “taboo” sex will help other women (and men) feel more comfortable talking about their own desires. And knowing that makes this movie extra sexy to me! Read the rest of this entry »
Satine Phoenix crosses lines. A visual artist trained in illustration, stop motion animation and more, Satine chose to bring her artistic sensiblities to the world of sex, kink and porn and offer us the most delightfully dirty and engagingly erotic movies. Whether she is bound up in ropes or sensually fucking a beautiful woman in a Sweetheart Video flick, Satine makes whatever she touches shine. Being insanely gorgeous, smart and sexy doesn’t hurt either.
1. How (and when) did you get started in the industry?
I didn’t get into the adult industry until i was 25. I was stripping putting myself through art school then programming school then i stopped going to school to be a full time stripper. I had 5 years of schooling under my belt and figured that I would get more out of life and into my art projects if I had experience to back the fantasies I was drawing. In 2004 I went to Wondercon SF and saw some adult models signing in the very back. I came up with a plan to have a booth in the middle of the main floor but the only way to do that was to have a name to back my art… I don’t remember seeing any female artists at the con at that time. It made sense to move on from stripping to porn especially since my boyfriend at the time and I practically spent all of our off time at swinger parties having sex in front of people. It’s not a short answer, but then again, everything I do crosses so many fields.
Porn for women! We hand pick through the largest online adult library to find the best movies just for women - on demand and ready to watch, along with a FREE blog full of movie reviews, sex tips, erotic stories, interviews, our own fun ramblings, and more! No monthly or recurring charges; you just pay for what you watch, without the hassles.
Main Theater
Hetero TheaterLesbian Theater Queer Theater Gay Male Theater
