Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. We are back with another magical Humpday treat! If I actually sat down and did the math, I bet I could tell you exactly how many Link Loves I’ve shot on your face. Let’s see, I’ve been doing this for about 4 and a half years, with 52 weeks a year… bring out the calculator… hmmm, it looks I’ve brought you about 230 Humpday Link Loves! Pretty nutty bananas, wouldn’t you say? I guess there is no real reason to count them, other than to let you all know that we love bringing you the dirtiest news. You can tell by the sheer numbers. Anyway, enough babble – let’s get to it!
- Remember back in November when there was all that hoopla about Sasha Grey reading to elementary school students? Well, it’s back in the news again. Apparently porn studio Assence Films is releasing a scene featuring the now-retired star in their “Anal Artists” video this week, and in support of Sasha’s past efforts to get children to read, they tried to donate a portion of the film’s proceeds to National Education Association’s Read Across America program. Yeah, that didn’t go over too well… (via Jezebel)
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. It’s one of those weeks that both flies by and drags at the same time, making it impossible to gauge what day will come tomorrow (you know what I mean?). But today is definitely Humpday, that hump that slides us into the later part of the workweek and we are ready to celebrate with all the sexiest news the interweb has to offer. So let’s get to it!
- In other school news, Yale’s awesome Sex Week has been banned after organizers were found to be getting kickbacks from porn companies, or at least making the week too porn focused. Either way, the word ‘porn’ was bandied around and the administration freaked. Sounds about right to me.
I was totally curious about Boundaries 7 when it was first released, but I always like checking out the first in a series. It isn’t like you miss out on the story line when it comes to porn, but I still like seeing where certain series stem from.
I have to say, the top scene for me was the scene starring Sasha Grey and Bree Olson. I’ve never really been a huge fan of Bree. I found her opening dialogue with Sasha to be rather annoying. But, she likes it rough and I can’t fault her for that. In fact, I’d like to high fiver her for it. Sasha gave her some healthy slaps to the face and a hard strap-on fuck. Hot! Sasha (gone, but not forgotten) owns being in charge per usual. She totally rocks the dirty talk and is the boss even when she is getting fucked. I love rough girlie sex.
Madison Young and Max Mikita definitely do my eye balls justice in their own brand of kink. Blindfolds are used and they mention the idea of the dom/sub dynamic, but there is definitely a much gentler tone to their scene. It was very kind and considerate. Strap-on fun was had, but it definitely didn’t push the envelope as far as boundaries are concerned for me. I’m not mad at them. I love Madison Young no matter what.
I definitely recommend this to anyone who likes girl-girl sex with the kink turned up just a little bit. It isn’t over the top, but it definitely offers more than the sweet and tender. I totally plan on watching the rest of the series!
I wanted to see what the big hulabaloo was over Lisa Ann. She is in a ton of our movies and is one of the most popular stars on HotMovies and HotMoviesForHer. She can be found in all sorts of MILFtastic and regular-tastic flicks. I haven’t avoided this ravishing lady on purpose, there are just so many other pornos on the list. Girlvana 4 is an all girl spectacular and is filled with ladies of all ages.
I’ll admit it, I came for Lisa Ann and I left with Sasha Grey.
I went straight for scene 2 starring Lisa (school teacher) and Ann Marie Rios (willing pupil) in need of attaining a little extra credit. I know. Yawn. But, there’s nothing wrong with revisiting the age old porno tale of teacher and teacher’s pet. The two go at it on the desk and let’s face it, I’ll never not watch hot desk sex. There are lots of moans and oh’s and ooooohs’ and slurps and other juicy sounds. I give her credit, Lisa Ann is hot. She is incredibly easy on the eyes and definitely knows her way around the lady parts. It was porny, not that it was a surprise, but worth mentioning just so you know. They seemed to enjoy each other and left no vagina untouched. Lisa Ann definitely showed me what she was working with a
I let the movie play to the next scene. Oh Sasha Grey, you never disappoint. You’re always fun to watch. Whether you’re with boys or girls, or the movie is soft core or hard core or anywhere in between, you make magic happen.
Scene 3 starring Sasha Grey and AnnaBelle Lee was just lovely. Sasha Grey went to town betwixt Anna Belle’s thighs and it was glorious. There wasn’t anything out of the ordinary going on here – no clowns on tricycles or anything, but it was good old fashioned girl on girl lovin’ without the over the top noises like the previous scene. We could still see and hear the enjoyment, it was just without the overdramatic moans and spit bubble sounds. Sasha, being more of the giver here, had the adorable AnnaBelle all a flutter and overcome with what-the-fuckness. Good times were had by all.
Girlvana 4 is a solid girl-on-girl flick starring sexy ladies that you know and love. You pretty much get our standard porno fare, but it will absolutely satisfy you!
I was working at my other home on the interwebs, SexToys.com, and noticed that we are now carrying Sasha Grey’s Love Spit Lube. I was disappointed to find that it contains glycerin, but it did inspire me to watch a Sasha Grey movie (or at least a scene). We all know she has “crossed over” into the mainstream, that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy all of the dirtiness that she left behind for us. Upon my search I came across Razordolls, a Jack The Zipper movie that I have heard of, but surprisingly haven’t watched yet. The first scene stars Sasha Grey, James Deen and Alec Knight. My search was over.
Warning: This scene contains loads of filthy rotten rough fucking, cock sucking and anal. If that isn’t your thing, stop here and don’t ask any questions. If you are into this sort of debauchery, then welcome to Valhalla!
The scene starts with Sasha (pre-bush) in a ripped up white tank top, writhing on the floor and looking dead sexy as usual. James and Alec enter scene and rip off her shirt and tightey whities as they slap her pussy and tits. I guess Sasha is enjoying this too much because James Deen covers her mouth and pinches her nose shut. Hotness! Through all of this, she is looking at the camera with an honest smirk that says “I’m about the life fucked out of me and I’m stoked”! Okay, maybe Sasha Grey wouldn’t use the word “stoked”, but she damn sure is pleased with what is going/ about to go down.
Alec blindfolds her and the fun begins. On her knees, she gives them both sloppy wet blow jobs and basks in the glory of having two cocks in her mouth and on her face. She loves it. She even says so. The boys stand her up (still blindfolded) and James fucks her from behind as Alec puts his man meat in her mouth. From here, Sasha gets fucked every which way you can imagine. She is a cowgirl in the best senses of the word. Upon her request she gets butt sexed time and again as she gets nice and sweaty, just the way you’d expect. I have to say, my favorite is when the dynamic threesome are standing and Alec Knight pumps her full of himself as James Deen stands in front of her with his hand around her throat. The three of them are mushed together in a random hallway – just an upright pile of sweaty flesh. They switch and repeat. The boys spit on Sasha’s face (her request again) and rub it in, James puts his hand in her mouth, Sasha licks spit off the wall. Oh, the dirt baggery and how I love it so.
All three eventually make it back to the floor. Sasha takes both boys’ jizz on her face and she returns for more wall licking. It’s this kind of welcomed disrespect that makes me love and appreciate the lovely and alluring Miss Sasha Grey.
Through all of the hard fucking, dirty talk and cock-in-mouth action, I think what I love most about this scene is Sasha Grey’s continuous eye contact with the camera. Regardless of how intense the sex is, she makes it a priority to look back at camera/ at you. She has a way of pulling you into the experience like no other. She may have magical powers. Whatever it is, she owns it – and I totally dig that.
I’ll come back to the rest of the scenes at some point, but Sasha deserved my full attention for today.
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. Can you believe it’s already the last week of June? How fast is time flying by? I remember when I was younger the summer lasted forever, but now it feels like only a few weeks long. Crazy! Anyway, it’s the week before a three-day weekend, so while the month is speeding, this week is going pretttttttty slow. But we are at the middle of it, so let’s celebrate this hump right, with some Link Lovin’!
- Porn star Sasha Grey is in the new Eminem video – you know, the one where he blows his brains out. Oh Eminem, me thinks someone needs to get thee to a therapist. You might have a few issues to attend to…
- Nicki Minaj is the latest celebrity to maybe have a leaked sex tape. Yawn. Does anyone still care about celeb sex tapes? Especially grainy ones that may or may not be of the person? zzzzzzz. (via HuffPo)
I’m sure glad the world didn’t come to an end. If it did, I would have missed out on a ton of awesome pornos that I have yet to view. There are so many dirty movies I need to see before the end of days, but I managed to narrow it down to the five I’d have to squeeze in before everything comes to an end.
The Fashionistas: The Fashionistas and all of its 5 hour long epic glory is one film I’m ashamed to say I’ve never sat through. I’m a big fan of director John Stagliano’s work (controversial as it may be) and this is one that stands out in any porn connoisseur’s list of must see movies. It’s artful, kinky and features two of my favorite down and dirty performers, Belladonna and Rocco Siffredi.
Older Women and Younger Men 10: You might be thinking that this looks like your run of the mill porno, but if you look closer you’ll see that Dane Cross and Nina Hartley are paired up on the box cover. In case you haven’t heard, Dane is on my list of dudes to stalk should I finally fall off the edge of sanity and Nina Hartley is, well, Nina fucking Hartley. Do you need a reason to watch her in action? I must see this pair get it on before both my eyes and porn cease to exist.
Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex: J.D. and I are in the middle of reviewing Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex 3. I realized I have never seen the original Rough Sex. For shame! This is one I need to see solely on principle, but regardless of its importance in the porn world I really need to see the Sasha Grey – Danny Wylde (another stalk-worthy dude) scene. Her majestic beauty and his boyish charm make them a match made in heaven. Heh. Plus, these two know how to fuck. I don’t care how mainstream Sasha gets.
Madison Young’s Art House Sluts: I have had my eye on this movie for a while and I’m not quite sure why I’ve never watched it. There is no question that Madison Young makes great movies with performers, including herself, who are down for dirty hardcore fucking. I can’t decide which scene I would go for first. Madison’s solo session in the dirty bathroom, Syd Blakovich and Jizz Lee or the femme-tastic Madison Young and Lorelei Lee pairing.
Behind The Green Door: I watched the classic Behind The Green Door when I first started working in the porn industry, but I don’t think I appreciated it’s greatness. It was a groundbreaking film that received acclaim as both a porno and a mainstream movie. It only seems right to have a movie of such glory on my list of Top 5 Movies To End The World.
Luckily for me I didn’t miss out on my chance to watch such great dirty movies. I guess I’ll get starting watching them since I was fortunate enough to get a second chance!
I just had to review this one for all of you history buffs out there. I can only speak for my own education, but my schools surely skipped over this piece of American history.
I have to admit this isn’t a complete history, but the best of director Joey Silvera’s oeuvre. What’s really nice is that, in keeping with XXX tradition, the owner’s of the black cocks aren’t even listed on the box cover!
If you’re a fan of interracial or don’t care about race as long as the people fucking are super hot, you’re going to love this one. Silvera has compiled a movie that features the hottest female stars in XXX including Tori Black, Sasha Grey, and everyone’s favorite goddess, Bree Olson.
I should say that a lot of these scenes are just oral, so if that’s not your thing make sure you look at the scene details before wasting your valuable minutes!
Hands down, my favorite scene was Grey’s. She sucks down two dudes and ends up with a face covered in cum. I just love the way this dirty girl attacks every scene and this XXX episode shows why people love to watch her.
The Tori Black scene is also totally wank worthy if you like oral stuff. I would have loved to see her bounce up and down on that dude’s dick, but you’ll learn a thing or two about giving a killer hummer if you check this one out.
If you’re looking for fucking, Annette Schwarz and Lorelei Lee tag team one lucky dude in the fourth scene. It’s a pretty dirty scene with lots of ass play, power trips and a big rubber dong, but super hot in my opinion. It’s definitely got something on your typical g/g/b fuckfest thanks to the kinky nature of it!
This is a good intro to some of Silvera’s work if you don’t know much about him. It’s also just the right amount of dirty for this girl!
We’re headed to sunny California for Dinah Shore this Wednesday, so we’ve decided to flood the site with lesbian porno reviews in preparation. I mean, the parties are totally a XXX good time, so we might as well be prepared for all of the girl on girl action!
As you should know, we’re in love with the ladies behind Triangle Films. They’re the best and put out really good lesbian porn. Their Boundaries series pushes the bedge a bit, letting the girls explore different kinks and their darkest fantasies. Since a lot of lesbian porno is a bit soft, I freaking love it.
I decided to watch this one for one reason only – furries!! That’s right, these girls celebrate Easter the best way I can imagine when Emilianna dresses up in as a bunny, straps on a big black cock (couldn’t find orange??) and drills Roxy Deville from here to next Sunday. It’s awesome. I mean, I can’t imagine every actually renting a bunny costume, but I love it!
You’ll also have the chance to watch Adrianna Nicole and Venus play with two of my favorite toys, the Njoy Pure Wand and a Hitachi, although I sadly still can’t watch Nicole in action. I love her. She’s awesome and you should watch this scene. I just have my own hang ups.
I did watch Ariel X and Sasha Grey go at it in scene three and highly suggest that one too, especially if you like strap-on scenes. Grey really gives it to Ms. X in this long, sexy scene. The women are really into each other and Grey really knows how to fuck. It’s almost too bad she’s spending so much time in Hollywood!
Overall, this is a really good flick for those of you who are bored with watching girls kiss for hours, but aren’t quite ready to watch Belladonna choke and spit all over some girl with her mascara smeared down her face. Hot women + even hotter sex equals another winner from director Kathryn Annelle.
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. It’s been a pretty uneventful week here at HM4Her and seems to be flying by nicely, which is exactly what I want of a week that begins with the shame of snow. Only 25 days until spring! That said, we’ve got a little link lovin’ to help move this winter week along even faster, so let’s get to it!
- Buzzfeed recently complied a list of Playboy covers to illustrate how they have changed over the years. The early ones are way hotter, in my humble opinion.
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