Three words I never, ever expected to write together – Easter Bunny Blowjob. Yeah, you’ve heard me right. The ladies of Triangle Films have gone there, giving us a special treat for the Easter season with this collection of 8 strap-on sexin’ scenes. Ok, so only one scene features the Easter Bunny, but really, once you bring in a beloved holiday icon (yes, this Jew is bringing it), all bets are off. But before we get into the details of the bunny hump, let’s do a quick rundown of all the good stuff this compilation has to off. Along with Emilianna and Roxy DeVille’s rabbit romp (man, I am on a roll with the bunny jokes), this nearly 4 hour video also includes Nina Hartley, Sasha Grey, Ariel X, Sinn Sage, Penny Flame and more!

Ok, now back to this ‘animal’ adventure. While scene 1 and 2 are straight up sexy strap-on action, it’s scene three that totally gets me with the bunny fucking. Roxy DeVille is downright giddy when Emilianna comes out in full bunny costume and it’s all she can do to help her get her harness on before shoving that cock into her mouth!

Even after the bunny body leaves the scene, the head remains intact and worn while being fucked.  It may not be my kink, but I’m totally not judging it either.  The only thing I will say is that I was surprised by the bunny at all, and even more surprised that there wasn’t even a single quip about using a carrot dildo.  Come on friends, that’s like the FIRST thing I would have mentioned.

The other scene that really stood out to me was most definitely Nina Hartley and Kristina Rose (scene 5).  The short and sweet plot maps out that Rose and Hartley are in a business meeting, talking about selling Nina’s house, when it comes out that she was an “erotic” dancer, but now she teaches other ladies how to dance.  And it should just so happen that Kristina Rose is interested in learning the ways of sexy dancing.. and all about Nina’s toppy manner.

Two thumbs up for hot strap-on action!  Thanks  Triangle Films!

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We’re headed to sunny California for Dinah Shore this Wednesday, so we’ve decided to flood the site with lesbian porno reviews in preparation. I mean, the parties are totally a XXX good time, so we might as well be prepared for all of the girl on girl action!

As you should know, we’re in love with the ladies behind Triangle Films. They’re the best and put out really good lesbian porn. Their Boundaries series pushes the bedge a bit, letting the girls explore different kinks and their darkest fantasies. Since a lot of lesbian porno is a bit soft, I freaking love it.

I decided to watch this one for one reason only – furries!! That’s right, these girls celebrate Easter the best way I can imagine when Emilianna dresses up in as a bunny, straps on a big black cock (couldn’t find orange??) and drills Roxy Deville from here to next Sunday. It’s awesome. I mean, I can’t imagine every actually renting a bunny costume, but I love it!

You’ll also have the chance to watch Adrianna Nicole and Venus play with two of my favorite toys, the Njoy Pure Wand and a Hitachi, although I sadly still can’t watch Nicole in action. I love her. She’s awesome and you should watch this scene. I just have my own hang ups.

I did watch Ariel X and Sasha Grey go at it in scene three and highly suggest that one too, especially if you like strap-on scenes. Grey really gives it to Ms. X in this long, sexy scene. The women are really into each other and Grey really knows how to fuck. It’s almost too bad she’s spending so much time in Hollywood!

Overall, this is a really good flick for those of you who are bored with watching girls kiss for hours, but aren’t quite ready to watch Belladonna choke and spit all over some girl with her mascara smeared down her face. Hot women + even hotter sex equals another winner from director Kathryn Annelle.

Studio: Triangle Films Category: Lesbian

Ok, I’ll admit it. I usually tend to bypass movies that are part of a larger series – especially the ones with a bunch of installments. I know, it doesn’t make any sense, but I think it is because before I learned that good porn for women existed, the only dirty movies I ever saw had titles like “Slutty Co-eds 14” and “Touch My Titties 45.” While there is nothing wrong with these movies, they never really appealed to my tastes and left a disappointment that stuck with me. But when I saw that Triangle Films’ By Appointment Only 8 had so many super sexy performers (including Roxy Deville, Marie Luv and Bree Olson), I jumped at a chance to check it out. So I put my series hang ups to the side and clicked play… and I’m sure glad that I did!

Jana Cova and Georgia Jones start the flick off with a tasty treat of a scene set up as a “come check my house out so you can pet sit my dog… oh wait, how about I lick your pussy instead?” scenario that devolves into a sweaty mess of hot sex and long hair. Georgia leaves her socks on during the action, which is a total no-no in my book, but I guess I can forgive her – I mean, she DOES get Jana off, which is totally hot. Ok fine, socks absolved.

While scene one was pretty awesome, it’s the third scene, with Marie Luv and Roxie Deville that really made my day. Luv invites Deville over for some nail painting and a good gab session, but when she puts on her new sexy dress, all bets are off! The dress really is really hot and Marie Luv looks so good in it. No wonder Roxy Deville wants to fuck her so badly. Who wouldn’t!? I love the chemistry the two have together and how much fun they seem to have. And really, if you aren’t having fun, why bother?

All of the four vignettes are awesome and have their own fabulously sexy charm. I’m inspired to watch the first 7 videos now! Triangle Films has made me a changed woman! I now know, when you find a movie that hits all your hot buttons, it’s good to take as many as they will make! And from now on, you know I will.

-J.D. Bauchery

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Studio: Vivid Premium Category: Hipsters

For some pornographers there is little difference between art and porn. The results don’t always come out as smoothly as you’d like them too, but this Vena Virago directed movie totally nails the art/porn merger on the head. Mixing interviews and gonzo-style filming (aka. the filming is part of the action), Virago takes the focus of the scenes away from porno and plays up the reality that these two stars are having sex. It’s like watching actors that play friends on a tv show hang out in real life. It’s really fun and engaging to watch. Plus she picked some of my all time faves, including Michelle Aston and Roxy Deville.

I was so looking forward to scene four with Michelle Aston and Page Morgan. It’s common knowledge that I have a crush on the lovely Ms. Aston and am always super excited to see what she has to offer. Unfortunately things didn’t go as sexy as I had planned. I loved that during her interview, Aston talked all about her time as a neuro-scientist (so hot!), but when she started in with the whole “I love making love to a woman because that’s the ultimate form of goddess worship,” I totally lost my boner. I’m not saying that isn’t poetic or whatever, but that kinda talk just doesn’t do it for me when I wanna get hot and bothered. The actual sex was a little on the “eh” side too. Anything with a Hitachi Magic Wand is pretty awesome, but Page Morgan seemed a bit uninterested, or maybe scared (well, it was her first real lesbian experience, so I’ll cut her a little slack).

The rest of the movie was pretty amazing though. I loved the pre-sex interview piece that came with each scene. It was really cool to hear each of performers talk about their time in the industry and how they started. My favorite one was definitely scene five’s Rebeca Linares and Tyler Knight. Both performers did their interviews in Spanish, which was fun, and I really liked how personal they got about their interests. The sex was pretty fucking mind blowing as well. Can’t forget that! This whole movie reminded me of Tristan Taormino’s Chemistry series, which I loved, and I can’t help but give it two thumbs up. I’m excited to watch disc 2!

-J.D. Bauchery

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It’s not often that we here at HM4H ask you to step away from the porno, but at 9 pm (EST) tonight, pornstar Kayden Kross will appear on the CBS Network’s CSI: Crime Scene Investigation!  Not only do you get Kayden on the show, you get her painted totally blue, head to toe, as an overexcited science fiction fan at the convention.  Though Kross won’t have a chance to check it out (she will be busy co-hosting the XRCO Awards tonight with Jessica Drake), you definitely should.  That, or take a page out of her book and DVR it up!

If you’re looking for a little more Kayden Kross (something with the blue paint… or underpants, for that matter), check out her star page on HotMoviesForHer!

Man oh man, I love me some crime shows!  Finger’s crossed that next up is Roxy Deville on Law & Order, or some equally awesome pairing!

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-J.D. Bauchery

I don’t know if you knew this, but porn stars are just like us!  They like to cook, do arts and crafts and even love puppies – just like we do!  In fact a bunch of performers are banding together to help out the destitude dogs with a “Pennies for Pets” fundraiser on March 21st.  Star Mia Presley created this invite only (bummer) event for industry folks to turn old penny collections into help for animals in need and tax deductible contributions.  Coming along for the ride are a bevy of awesome starlets, including two of our favies, Ashlynn Brooke and Roxy DeVille, among many more.

Totally warms my heart.  Anything with puppies is a perfect way to start a weekend!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

I love porn. Duh, right? Of course I love watching hot sex on screen, but when it comes to porn, sometimes there’s so much more to love than just what’s on the surface. One of my favorite things about porn is the people that make it – whether they are starring in the movies or behind the camera.  And while sure, I’d love to see any of these five amazing porn folks naked and squirming in pleasure, I’d also actually love to hang out with them too. They all seem like so much fun!

So, here, in no particular order, are my top 5 porn people I want meet up with for drinks and hang outs.

(I will have to put a little disclaimer that these are people I’ve never actually met. There are a few other people I would have added that I have already hung out with and are amazing, but that didn’t seem fair to include them. And Nina Hartley was a given, so I figured I’d assume everyone already knows she tops the list.)

Bren Ryder : Not only is Bren Ryder’s GoodDykePorn some of my favorite queer porn out there, every time that I’ve interacted with Bren through email, she’s been so awesomely nice and easy to work with that I can’t help but wish I could call her to meet me at the bar and check out cute girls over a few beers. Sigh, one day. I’ll keep my fingers crossed. Watch Bren’s Movies Now

Morty Diamond: How could I not want to hang out with Morty Diamond? He mixes sex, porn, queers, gender and academics all together to create some of the hottest dirty content to ever hit the screen. And just like Bren Ryder, every time I’ve I email with him, I become more and more smitten. Yeah, I’m hot for his brain… what of it?(Ps. Oh man, this picture of Morty Diamond is definitely one of my favorite. Fanning myself with my hand…) Watch Morty’s Movies Now

Roxy Deville: Ever since I first saw Roxy Deville, back when I reviewed Tristan Taormino’s Chemistry 3 in June of this year, I’ve been drawn to her sassy smile and playful nature. I mean, the hot humping doesn’t really turn my head away either, but it’s her confessional parts that had me glued to the screen. Since then I’ve been checking out her other movies and I haven’t been disappointed by a Roxy Deville scene yet. I’m thinkin’ Whiskey shots and bar room brawl… you in Roxy? Watch Roxy’s Movies Now

Michelle Aston: Of course Michelle Aston makes this list. I want to hang out with her and just stare at her beautiful tattoos. Wait, what’s that you say – she’d have to be completely naked for me to fully appreciate her whole piece of artwork? Well, I guess I wouldn’t mind that… Really, Michelle Aston just seems like she’d be totally awesome, chill and smart (she used to be a scientist!) – the perfect hang out buddy. Watch Michelle’s Movies Now

April Flores: I once saw a photo shoot with April Flores covered in all different kinds of candy and I think that pretty much sums up why I want to hang out with her – she is so amazingly sweet! I want to share pink fruity cocktails while we lounge around in frilly nighties! Is that too much to ask for? Oh, and I want to go shopping with her. What? The gal looks so sassy sexy in everything she wears. I just want some of her glamour to rub off my way. Watch April’s Movies Now

I wonder if any of this could be copy and pasted to my holiday wish list?  Who do you want to hang out with?  Comment and tell me!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

For me, horror movies and porn go together like peanut butter and jelly.  They just work so well as a team.  And with Halloween coming up just around the corner, I get plenty of excuses to watch and write about as many scary sex flicks as I want!  Sure, some of those ’80s porns with big hair and lots of rouge are pretty scary themselves, but when it comes to fright night, these Top 5 Halloween pornos are what I want to see. Blood, guts and boning!  Happy Halloween!

Re-Penetrator : The bloodiest, gruesomest fuck fest I’ve ever seen – it’s basically the ultimate hot Halloween treat. With Joanna Angel and Tommy Pistol covered in blood and green goop, this porno version of H.P. Lovecraft’s Re-Animator is absolutely disgusting and definitely one to add to the list. Trust me, you won’t be sorry… or will you? Watch It Now

The Texas Vibrator Massacre: A van full of hot friends get lost in the middle of nowhere. Is it a horror movie or a porno I’m setting up here? Both actually! This spoof on the classic chainsaw movie is rife with blood, guts and screaming girls. But is it from pleasure or getting body parts hacked off? Welcome to the world of horror porn! Watch It Now

The Devil In Miss Jones: One of the first porno movies I ever saw, this movie has a special place in my pervy, pervy heart. When a movie can go from sadness and suicide to sexy and erotic in a little over an hour, I definitely consider it to be pretty freaking amazing. Plus, for all you fans of the scary stuff, there is a scene where Miss Jones puts a live snake in her mouth… and no, I don’t mean the trouser kind. That would be scary in a totally different way. Haha, just a little lesbian humor thrown in for kicks. Watch It Now

Kiss Attack:  While this vampire movie starring the amazingly hot zaftig goddess April Flores may be a little confusing plot-wise, when it comes to the sexin’, it is (un)dead on. With awesome costumes – think Jean Paul Gaultier meets Anne Rice – and a super sexy scene between Flores and Claire Adams (scene 2), this movie is totally worth a watch, whether it’s Halloween, Christmas, or the Fourth of July. Watch It Now

Cult 70s Porno Director: Harry Hopper: So, this isn’t exactly a horror porn or scary at all really, but it does have (scene 10) a woman getting finger fucked while wearing a pumpkin. No, you didn’t read that wrong – she is wearing a giant pumpkin like underpants. If that’s not enough to make this list, I’m not sure what is. Watch It Now

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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Studio: Playgirl DVD Category: Hetero Couples

I’ve always been a fan of short stories. Whether I’m reading or watching them, I really enjoy small vignettes into people’s lives, even if they are fictional. That’s one of the reasons I like Playgirl DVD’s fantasy videos so much. With little snippets of plot and narration, you get all the benefits of a bunch of sensual scenes without the long, drawn out plot that some movies can end up having. And with six scenes, there is a little something for everyone to enjoy. Like take scene one, for instance. Moving day sucks, there is no two ways about that. But from the looks of this newly cohabitating couple, there are definitely some fun ways of relieving all the stress. Even though scene two was a little on the boring side for my tastes, I did enjoy watching Roxy Deville squirm all around on an overstuffed couch. I do wish she would have kept her sexy cat eye glasses on through the scene. Scene three is completely out there, with a snow machine and strips of red cloth, but it’s pretty hot and hey, like I said, something for everyone. The performance of scene three actually ends up working nicely with the realism of scene five, with a little ex-husband debauchery shoved in between for good measure. And though it’s last, scene six is certainly not least, by any means. Marie Luv takes her man in a private Jacuzzi. Well, in, around, on the bench, wherever really. They are smokin’ hot, though I was a little fearful of Marie falling into the water when they fuck waterside. If sexy fantasy fun is what you’re looking for, be sure to check out this tantalizing erotic mix.

-J.D. Bauchery

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Studio: Loaded Digital Category: Spoofs

I am a horror movie fiend, so when I stumbled upon this gory looking horror porn, not checking it out wasn’t even an option. And I love Roxy Deville, so really, this is the ultimate combo for me!

It all starts with a van full of hotties lost when they take a wrong turn. Perfect fodder for both porno and horror movies alike! And what better to find the silver lining in a shitty situation than to screw your brains out?? Hot van sex within the first ten minutes? Check. Followed by a creepy stranger and a bloodbath? Double check! I guess the age old adage about having sex in a scary movie is true. You just have to die afterwards. I’ll admit that I don’t really get scene 3, where two of our protagonists find “help” with this totally weirdo family, but hey, the sex is super hot (as are the guy’s full body tattoos), so I’ll just chalk it up to artistic license. Yup, then they have to die too… or at least get vibrated to death! And holy crap is this one powerful vibrator! Strapped on battery pack operated, this vibe literally fucks our girl to death. The other one just gets the hatchet – boring.

My favorite part my far is scene 6, when Roxy Deville tames the “Leatherface” guy with her feminine ways then stabs him during his post pussy disorientation! While I will say that the last bit with the cop taking naked pictures of Roxy in the hospital is fucked up – and not in a good way, the rest of the movie did this horror and porno fan proud. The even got it right with the creepy buzzing flies in the background. Two bloody, hacked off thumbs up!

-J.D. Bauchery