In an effort to prove that Ron Jeremy was once more than the dude who provides comedy relief in porn, I spent some time searching classic flicks recently and found this gem.
There isn’t a ton of plot in this film, which makes it stand out from a lot of older movies I watch. They basically made a porno about making a porno, which is not necessarily a bad thing!
The final scene is a classic one starring Jeremy. Cathy Reed is an aspiring porn star who’s come into to talk about her audition tape. Of course, before long, Jeremy’s got her high heels in the air and is pumping away.
This one is classic Jeremy as he talks throughout the action. I might be so intrigued by this scene because it’s the only one I can find by Reed and I like to think it’s an actual casting call because of the banter. At one point, as he’s admiring her ass, he asks if she does anal and when she responds no he just says “ok, we’ll skip it.” The scene ends with a cream pie and applause from the masses! It’s kind of like the first gonzo scene ever.
I really like that scene, because it stars a younger Jeremy and had a very unique feel to it, but the rest of the movie is hot. There are a couple of good threesome’s and a mostly lesbian scene starring Taija Rae. Unfortunately, a dude comes in at the very end and “saves the day,” which always leaves a sour taste in this dyke’s mouth…
Sex on the Set is a great 80s flick that never takes itself too seriously. If you want to see Jeremy back before his reality TV days, this would be a good flick to watch. -The Porn Librarian
Around here, we love us some Joanna Angel. PBR Princess and Eden Fantasys got together with the alt porn queen to chat about Burning Angel, all the awesome new projects she has on the horizon and what she loves about the pornos.
Oh, and they got to interview her ass… jeaous? I am.
For more Joanna, check out her star page and these awesome movies:
Annnnd Joanna Angel is one of the awesome stars that are going to signing autographs and meeting fans at the HotMovies booth (#4050) at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas this weekend (Jan. 9-11)! Read the rest of this entry »
Porn stars are definitely pop culture icons in society today, so it’s no surprise that they’re popping up everywhere. Sasha Grey will be starring in Steven Soderbergh’s upcoming flick The Girlfriend Experience and has been in numerous music videos. Ron Jeremy is on reality shows and debating at Yale. Hell, even my mother knows who John Holmes and Jenna Jameson are.
With this pop culture exposure, it’s no surprise to find porn stars, like mainsteam actors, who have musical aspirations. Today’s Top Five Tuesday is a collection of my favorite porn stars who hope to add a Grammy to the trophy shelf right next to their award for best squirting scene.
I’ve come to suck your… cock? Ejacula is a fierce blond with icy eyes, a long black cape and a tight body… not to forget about her huge set of… fangs. And while this lady of the night is hungry for blood, she’s really(not) dying for a taste of fresh cum. I would never think that fangs and blowjobs really go together, but this vampy gal goes to town on all the men sees, not once drawing a drop of blood – from their dicks. Originally choosing this video for its horror theme, I was surprised by not only the Beautiful real European sets and awesome video quality, it turned out to be a pretty hot flick. I really enjoyed the whole movie, but scene four was definitely my favorite. The castle’s master and mistress shed their capes for an erotic romp inside a coffin. Beat that Bram Stoker! Aww man, now I wish they would have made a Bram Stroker joke! I guess we can’t all love a good pun. Plus, I wonder if it’s weird that I think Ron Jeremy looks better here as a hunchback than he does in most of his other movies?
When you think of scary movies, you don’t usually think about comedy. I think it’s pretty safe to say this applies to porno movies as well. But what about horror porn with comedy? Do two non-comedy genres equal something hilarious? Well, in the case of Hung Wankenstein, the answer is yes. A spoof of a spoof of a scary movie (confusing, I know), this flat-out funny fuck flick follows Dr. William Wankenstein (Randy Spears), a failing veterinarian to his ancestral home, the Frankenstein castle. Turns out Willy has not only inherited the place, but the castle’s hired hands as well, including a certain homemade monster. But instead of needing life or brains, or whatever monsters are looking for these days, this particular monster (Evan Stone) is looking for Willy to, well, enhance his willy.
Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday! Happy mid-weeking to all!! I don’t know why I am so giddy for this hump day, but I seem to be! Let’s get to the linkage!
- Summer smash hit about cuddly robots might be more fun than originally thought. Gender warrior Kate Bornstein queers up WALL * E while we high five in the background for infultrating Pixar with our agenda! (via Daily Bedpost)
- Possibly the most pointless piece of apparel this side if the International Male catalog (a caftan, really?). I’m clearly ordering both colors… and back ups for each just in case. (via Fleshbot)
- Risque interwebbing strikes again! A Philly magazine accidently went adult when they gave the wrong web address for a store in their Best Of issue. Instead of directing people to Home Grown (www.homegrownpa.com), a home furnishing store in the Philly suburbs, the mag offers www.homegrown.com, the website for Homegrown Video, an amateur porn studio. Hahaha. Ouch. I’d laugh more, but I used to be a fact checker at a Philly magazine, so really, I feel their pain. Anyone else looking for a fact checking job, I think Main Line Today has a new opening. (via AVN)
- Learn something new every day. Things I didn’t know: Napolean’s dick was cut off posthumously. Ok, rumoured to be cut off and mummified. I guess they really didn’t want no short short man… The Frisky rounds up famous weiners in history. (via The Frisky)
J.D and R.J. photo courtesy of drivenbyboredom.com
I got my picture taken with Ron Jeremy. Well, that about sums up my Saturday night.
Haha, yeah right!
While the Porn Librarian and I both breifly mentioned last week that we were having a party, I don’t think either of us gave it justice. Our big brother site HotMovies.com reached it’s 100,000 movie (which inlcudes all of the movies on HMFH) which is a big damn deal, so we had a huge blowout to celebrate our accomplishments. We rented out a massive, three-floor club in Philly (where we are based) and partied hard with an open bar, performances by Peek-A-Boo Revue and America’s most dangerous game show Strip For Pain and rubbed elbows with some of the biggest names in the porno world, including the aforementioned Ron Jeremy, Flower Tucci and Joanna Angel. And yes, I know that this reads like a press release, because I just got it off of the press release.
But not to worry, I planned this party – yeah, that’s why I haven’t been blogging as often the last few months… sorry - so I know everything there is to know about the happenings of this debaucherous affair – both in front of and behind the stage. Now, I can’t tell it all, I wouldn’t want to incriminate anyone (just joking…), but here is a list of my favorite moments of the evening.
Since I started working in porn, most of my friends has at some point asked what kind of impact my job has on my sex life. Some of them are subtle about it, some accuse me of being some sexual superhero, and others just want to know if I can still somehow manage to enjoy porn. Read the rest of this entry »
Holy Crap! The dialogue in this movie is so perfectly porn! I can’t even describe it how amazing it is. It’s like watching a movie where they’re mocking porn, but with hardcore sex. I thought that the sex was spectacular in this movie, but Tommy Gunn is one of my favorite male performers, so I might be biased. Scene one starts the action off with an amazing scene. I’m not sure who the woman is, but she didn’t shut up and I loved it. Gunn pounds her after she deep throats his rock hard cock – and let me tell you, that doesn’t look like an easy feat! There’s also a pretty hot all-girl threesome that closes out the film and did I mention that Ron Jeremy plays the bad guy? If that’s not reason to check this one out, I’m not sure what would convince you. The Porn Librarian
I like porn parodies. Much like in my personal life, I think it’s important to be able to laugh at everything – even sexy stuff. I also really like celebrities, so I thought the character names in this movie would be above par, and they were, even for porn.
The scenes were amusing – Lindsay Blowhan can’t make it through the metal detector, Hairless Hilton and Cornhole Richie get some sex-ed on The Simple Life, Katherine Hymen and Sandra Ho get dirty on Grundel’s Anatomy, and Dumi Moore gives Gashton Coocher some head – but they weren’t really sexy. At the end of each scene, Gashton comes in to inform the “celeb” that they have been Spunk’d, and he blows a load all over their faces. Everyone laughs, and licks it all up.
That’s really it. Nick Manning makes a great Gashton – they both have a similarly irritating Midwestern accent. The movie is shot very well and there’s a great cast (Ron Jeremy, Hillary Scott, Evan Stone, Jada Fire, Steven St. Croix, Katie Morgan) and it’s definitely funny. I was just hoping for something a little sexier.
Oh well, maybe next season. Punk’d wasn’t that great at first either.
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