
I have no intentions of getting gay married in the near future, but that doesn’t mean I don’t deserve to be pampered like my hetero friends. The Babeland Mini Bachelorette Kit is a collection of small items that will help reconnect a couple, regardless of your marriage status.
There’s a lot packed into this little box, so I’ll start by telling you about my favorite – the bath fizzy. It’s probably a weird thing to highlight, but my gf took this little tablet and turned it into an amazing, relaxing experience. I came in from a long bike ride to a hot bath, a cold porter, my book and one fizzy tablet! After a kiss, I was left to myself and it was fantastic. The Sake scented fizzy helped to create a relaxing environment and was just different enough to make it special. While there’s nothing earth shattering about the product in general, it definitely is the inspiration sometimes needed to take time out for yourself.
This is marketed as a Bachelorette kit, so of course it includes a couple of sex toys to spice things up. I can’t really speak to the cock ring, because I’ve only used it as a bracelet and don’t expect to do much else with it. I can say that it’s 100% silicone, which is awesome, and super stretchy. You also get a small sterling vibe, which isn’t anything fancy, but fits in your pocket and packs quite a punch. It can definitely add some fun to your sex games without demanding too much attention and is great for getting off in public.
Another item I thought was pretty great was the little mango vanilla candle. It’s about the size of a tea light, and melts into a massage oil that smells great and leaves your skin feeling moisturized instead of oily. If you’re a fan of massage candles, I would recommend considering the bigger candle – which comes in a nice glass votive. The small candle that comes with this kit is great, but only good for one long massage.
One final product worth mentioning is the massage bar. It’s perfect for travel or for those of you who are particular about your sheets! Like the candle, it leaves your skin moisturized, and it’s basically impossible to make a mess. I also really appreciate that it doesn’t smell obnoxious. The scent is enough to wake up the senses, without overwhelming or leaving your entire house smelling like a cheap mall soap stand.
Overall, you get to sample a lot of Babeland’s sensual products in this kit that will definitely spice up a weekend away. This is a great gift for a lover or a friend!
Spice up your weekend with the Mini Bachelorette Kit!
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I’m the old, married lady of the Hm4Her family, so I end up reviewing a lot of the more intimate products while my co-workers are out having hot sex all over the city. Not that I mind, especially when I get a great product like Good Clean Love’s All Natural Love Oil.
I’m a big fan of massage oils, mostly because I’m a huge fan of being massaged, and this brand is my new favorite for a couple of reasons. The most important is that it is an all-natural product. While a lot of products (including 7-up) are now marketing themselves as “all-natural,” this is actually a good product from a thoughtful company. For those of you who avoid animal products, you’ll be excited to hear that this is 100% vegan. It’s also paraben-free and all made without any petro-chemicals.
While all of those things sound great, what’s really important is that this is a good product. This kit includes three one ounce sample bottles, so you get to check out all three available scents. I liked all of them, but my favorite was Origins, which is pretty earthy and really subtle. This oil is great for massages, but doesn’t leave your skin feeling sticky. Nothing will ruin a relaxing massage quicker than realizing you’re stuck to the sheets.
This is also a great moisturizer. I’ve started using it after showers – it leaves my skin looking and feeling great. The fact that my girlfriend loves the light scent and has started burying her face in my neck more often, is another reason I’m all about this oil.
Overall, this is a great product that encourages closeness and allows me to pamper myself on those days when I need it! It’s definitely worth checking out.
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When you’re in a long-term relationship, it’s important to remember to make time for things like hour-long make out sessions and back rubs. It’s important to be intimate, even though work sucked and the dishes need to be done. One way to do that is turn off the TV, turn out the lights, and set something on fire.
I recently received a Ilume Velas de Casa candle from our friends at Edensfantasys.com and thought it was the perfect excuse to treat my lady friend to a lovely evening. I’m really excited about this particular candle (as excited as one can be about a candle) because it is made out of soy and has a lead free wick. That means it burns a lot cleaner than your standard paraffin candle and you won’t be filling the air with toxic carcinogens. For those of you that identify as hippies, or conscious human beings, soy is also a renewable resource – so this candle is better for you and the environment!
The Ilume Velas de Casa comes in a few different scents, but I got the Flor de Sol, which happens to smell exactly like Elizabeth Arden’s Sunflowers perfume. It’s totally not overwhelming and the scent is really fresh. It also comes in an attractive frosted glass jar that will fancy up any room. The 7.4 ounce candle is said to burn for around fifty hours, so it will provide you with lots of quality time with yourself or a special friend.
For those of you who are reading to move past the cuddling into a kinkier realm, I have good news! Soy wax burns cooler than paraffin, so this is a great candle for wax play. My only complaint is that the Flor de Sol is a light yellow color, so it didn’t really stand out in contrast to my pasty skin. There are other colors though, so you may want to consider that if you’re buying this for that particular reason.
The best thing for me is that turning off distractions and sitting by candle light keeps my girlfriend and I connected, whether we’re cuddled up talking about what happened at work or partaking in one of the aforementioned hour long make out sessions.
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So, I’m kind of in love with Babeland’s Himalayan White Tea Massage Oil. There are few things that beat a good massage after a long day, and this product is a great way to enhance the experience.
Out of the handful of massage oils I have, this one is definitely a new favorite. What makes this product better than others I’ve used is that it doesn’t leave your skin the least bit oily. It goes on smooth as silk (it feels a lot like baking powder for those of you who know your way around a kitchen,) and leaves your skin feeling great. One of the main ingredients is sweet almond oil, which contains a bevy of natural vitamins and is a great moisturizer.
Because I’m old and married, I really love that this oil doesn’t leave you feeling like you’re going to stick to the sheets. This may seem lame, but I’ve passed on the massage oil before because I had just changed the sheets. Babeland’s oil doesn’t leave a slick residue, so there’s no need to consider practical things like that. It also comes in a great spray bottle, which so far has eliminated spills, sticky bottle and over-pour. It’s very cute and convenient. Finally, I haven’t noticed much of a taste at all, so you don’t need to worry about a mouth full of crap if your massage leads to bigger and better things!
Besides using this as an excuse to put my hands all over my girlfriend’s tight body, I’ve also used it as a daily moisturizer a few times. It has a refreshing scent that is perfect for the summer and not the least bit overwhelming. Plus it leaves your skin with a healthy glow.
This is a really great product that is both practical and sensual – just like your friendly Porn Librarian!
End your day with Massage Oil Spray!
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I’ll admit, I was really skeptical at first. Oh hell, I was skeptical until my girlfriend’s first lick.
When I first got my hands on Babeland Lickable Dust, I did what anyone else would do – I promptly popped the top and sprinkled some dust on my arm and tried it out. Lick, lick, lick. Hmmm, not terrible. I ordered the Strawberry Whipped Cream flavor, which tastes what I imagine strawberry Splenda would. Off of my arm, the dust wasn’t bad, but I definitely couldn’t imagine licking if off someone else, especially not in mass quantity. In fact, I was so sure it would be a mood killer, I ended up putting off playing with it for the first few weeks. It was next to the bed, but I just couldn’t will myself to pick it up and shake it on.
Stupid me. I’m pretty good at admitting when I’m wrong, and this is most definitely one of those times. Not only did the Lickable Dust end up being super fun to play with and totally hot to lick up, I ended up really enjoying the taste when sprinkled over something other than my arm.
When I finally picked up the silver shaker, unscrewed the cap and sprinkled the light pink dust onto my girlfriend’s neck, I began to realize my stupidity. It was totally hot to lick up on her and the dust gave me even more reason to spend extra time with my tongue making trails on her skin. But, I wasn’t fully convinced of the capabilities of the dust until we took it into the bedroom and she sprinkled it onto my back. Holy crap! It was ahhhhmazing to be licked in places that are easily forgotten, like the small of a back. The dust is really the perfect way to explore all those parts in a really fun and totally squirm-inducing way.
Also, there was no sticky aftermath. None! My skin was a little tacky after all the licking, but as soon as it dried, no sticky mess. And the shaker works really well, letting out only a little dust at a time. I was worried that it would just dump out, but it only does that if you shake it super hard.
And with an under $20 pricetag, Babeland’s Lickable Dust is the perfect enhancement to anyone’s toybox of fun! Don’t be stupid like me – definitely try this one out!
Sprinkle. Lick. Repeat. Babeland Lickable Dust!
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You must be a chocolate lover to enjoy this little treat. And fortunately I am a huge chocolate lover!
The packaging is beautiful; truly looks like you’re getting ready to paint, just in the very erotic form. There are three flavors, milk chocolate, white chocolate and dark chocolate. They come in three separate glass jars with reseal able lids for continuous amounts of pleasure.
My partner enjoys dark chocolate so that was what we tried first. I was the willing participant to be painted on first. She feathered the bush as you would a normal paintbrush to get any lose bristles out and surprisingly only a few came out. Which to me means a quality brush. And for these purposes, you don’t want to be having a nice festive treat and get a paintbrush bristle in your mouth. Blah!
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Valentine’s Day is tomorrow and I’ve got a six pack of beer and a box full of romance in store for my girlfriend. Alright, we don’t really do Valentine’s Day, but we have been enjoying spoils of the Earthly Delights Gift Tin lately.
I’m guessing that everyone who’s in a long-term relationship has at one time or another realized that things have become routine. After work, dinner, and taking care of the million things around the house that need to be done, it’s easy to forget that there was a time when foot rubs were routine and you ate more pussy at the kitchen table than dinner.
This assortment of goodies is perfect for anyone who’s looking to spice things up in the bedroom. With five different “erotic aides” included, you’re in for a variety of intimate experiences that’ll keep you warm this cold winter.
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