Happy Hanukkah! We’ve been chatting up the festival of lights all week and talking about all the great Jews in porn, but what about the real point to the holiday? The presents, of course! I kid, I kid, but it’s true, we haven’t talked too much about the gifts. In my family, like many Hanukkah celebrating families, we give one present an evening, for each of the eight nights of the holiday.*
That said, we are on the fifth night of Hanukkah and today is the Top Five Tuesday. Coincidence? I think not! So, today is my Hanukkah gift to you – five just-added movies that I can’t wait to share with you! I haven’t seen them yet myself, so tonight, I’ll be having a one lady Hanukkah party of my very own. Read the rest of this entry »
I always have something good to say about Courtney Trouble’s movies. Whether it’s about the insanely hot fucking or even about the song choice, I can easily go on and on about how excited I am. This time is different. It’s not that I didn’t love on a ton of things in this flick… it’s that I am speechless. Seven Minutes In Heaven: Coming Out is just that good. Screw seven minutes; this was more like 1 hour and 58 minutes of heaven for me.
Featuring seven newbie performers with seven diverse bodies and personalities, this queer sex romp chronicles what happens when you let a game of spin the bottle evolve into a natural experience of pairing off debauchery. And with Courtney Trouble behind the helm, you know you are getting the full story of real sex, real passion and a whole hell of a lot of real queer fun! I would swoon if I wasn’t already plum tuckered out from watching!
I’m not gonna lie – I seriously loved each of the eleven scenes this movie had to offer. In classic Trouble fashion, I never felt like I was watching porn really. To me, her movies are watching sex. Unscripted, unapologetic and totally fucking hot. It’s watching how I fuck on screen. And for that, I know I, for one, am grateful. Anyway, onward to the actual sexin’! Read the rest of this entry »
Things start off with a music video for Party Time by Scream Club, which is actually directed by Emilie Jouvet, the lady behind One Night Stand. It’s a pretty fun song and the perfect time to make sure you’ve got your favorite toys lined up for the rest of this sexy queer porno from Courtney Trouble.
We’ve loved the first three scenes of this one, but I have to be honest when it comes to the fourth scene. So this may not be hip, but I’m just gonna come out and say that I don’t really get this scene. It seems like Dia breaks into a house and then steals the milk out of the fridge and dribbles is all over her very hot body. I’m not sure why anyone would break into a house for masturbatory milk…
Unfortunately for me, I think milk is gross, so I decided pretty early on to pretend it was something else so I wouldn’t have to imagine the disgusting smell of dried milk crusted onto her panties the next morning. It was really hard because the whole thing is about milk – even when she gets to fingering herself she’s pouring 2% all over. While I’m sure the cold sensation is nice, I can’t get over my own personal ick factor.
There are a few things I can point out that are really awesome:
- Dia Zerva is wicked hot.
- The music goes really well with it – it’s this rad electric guitar solo.
- The whole tearing off of the panthose is fantastic.
- The camera work is really spectacular.
Overall, I just really wish there hadn’t been any milk in this scene. What’s wrong with dumping cold water all over your self?
I suppose that in the end, I’m just not smart enough to appreciate art or something, but this one was a miss for me. If you don’t have the same aversion to milk, you could very well think it’s the best thing ever, but I just couldn’t get past it. I can admit that if it had been water, the tone of this review would have most likely been VERY different…
Just because I’m apparently lactose intolerant when it comes to my XXX, doesn’t mean that Roulette isn’t a super awesome movie. You should definitely check it out.
The first time I saw Cyd in Roulette, I was smitten. Within days, he started popping up every where I looked – at the crash pad, on the cover of the first issue of Original Plumbing and in the promo images I downloaded for Courtney Trouble’s Speakeasy. I decided I had to know more, so I sent him an email and discovered that there’s a lot more to my latest crush than his boi-ish good looks!
Now that you’re done drooling over those smokin’ hot images, check out what Cyd has to say about working in adult, trans identity and super powers! Read the rest of this entry »
This movie had me before I even pressed the play button. Queer sex, Madison Young direction AND cupcakes?!? Did they make this movie especially for me? I’m thinking maybe so. Even the description talks about all the debauchery (as in J.D. Bauchery, I assume) going on at Queer Manor. And what a Manor it is, with all things sexy and Victorian, but all of those values tossed out the window!
Even the production quality has a very refined sensibility to it, almost like watching a very dignified BBC documentary, only with loads more fucking. Bloody brilliant! We start off with Sadie Lune having a delightful little solo jaunt, complete with tiny hand mirror to treat her to the perfect view and a string of pearls coming out of her perfect pink pussy. My favorite part of the scene was that during the most intense parts of her insanely hot climax, the camera specifically focuses on her from chest up. Sure you don’t get to see the speed of her fingers working her clit, but you do get a closer up view of her totally blessed out face and her biting her arm to stop from screaming on the top of her lungs. So, so hot. And this is before Anne Lane even comes into the picture.
I’m sure you can easily spot my absolute favorite scene in this seven scene flick, though they are all ridiculously good. The one with fucking and eating cupcakes, of course! Anne Lane comes out of the closet (heh) and fucks Lune up with a black gloved hand while she devours a cupcake resting atop Lune’s public hair. They giggle and tease in French as they screw and keep the action super hot. I love love love that they use a dental dam as a pussy placemat for one delectable looking confection, before smearing it all over Lane’s tits, then actually use the dam for it’s given job, as Lune licks and sucks Lane’s clit. It also keeps the frosting out of her cooch which is a definitely plus. And of course this wouldn’t be a Madison Young original without a little rope play, which works its way nicely into the plot.
Two very outstretched thumbs up for cupcakes and cute girls getting’ busy.
Here comes Trouble… with a digital video camera in tow. Courtney Trouble that is, queer porn director and star extraordinaire. The San Francisco-based Trouble has been making a name for herself since 2002, with the creation of her baby NoFauxxx.com (now the oldest running queer porn site on the web) and in more recent years as she has taken the reins on a bunch of avant-garde feminist porno flicks.
When she’s not accepting awards and accolades (including SF Guardian’s 2009 Best of the Bay Queer Porn and a Feminist Porn Award for “Most Deliciously Diverse Cast”), Trouble is behind the camera, giving direction to some of the hottest stars to grace the porno screen, including Jiz Lee, Syd Blakovich and April Flores, to name a few. Her first movie, Roulette, has just hit HotMovies4Her and we couldn’t be more excited to celebrate this fabulously fierce femme queer pornographer and the super hot fruits of her labor.
1. How (and when) did you get started in the industry? I’m not exactly sure when my involvement with making feminist, queer imagery became an involvement in the adult industry, because at first it was an art project focusing on expressing “real” desires to equalize my experiences as a full-time fantasy-based (aka not-real) phone sex operator. I can’t pinpoint a decisive moment when I realized that No Fauxxx was a breathing entity in the porn industry. Except maybe right now, with my first film being released world-wide on a mainstream (and yet, extremely sex-positive!) level with Good Releasing, and is being reviewed and promoted by people like Fleshbot, Hot Movies For Her, and even AVN. Since the release of Roulette in July, I have been very busy creating my second, third, forth, and fifth films for Good Releasing (Nostalgia out now, Speakeasy out now, Seven Minutes In Heaven out October, Roulette: Dirthy South out November).
2. If you weren’t in the adult industry, what would you be doing?
I was 18 when I started doing phone sex, working from home. I taught myself web design and digital photo editing and printing in my down time during my 4-5 years. I went to school for photography, I actually have two degrees. I think if I weren’t lucky enough to be surviving (meagerly) off my art, I would still be doing something with photography or web design more commercially. Read the rest of this entry »
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