You don’t have to be a reality TV junkie like me to know that Real Housewives of New Jersey villainess Danielle Staub recently released a sex tape. Seriously, you’d have to be living under a pop culture rock to have not noticed the internet on fire with this information the last few days!
While I’m not usually a huge fan of celebrity sex tapes, I have to admit that I definitely turned this movie on the minute it went live on our site. What can I say, it’s the dirty reality TV addict in me – I needed to see it! And boy, oh boy, see it I did. I saw so much that now I can’t un-see it. I will never be able to watch Bravo the same way again!
And don’t go thinking this is some soft-core flick with light oral or anything. Nope, this is the hard action with lots of penetration and plenty of face shots. There is no denying that this is the real Danielle Staub.
This is a total must-see for reality fans – especially RHNJ fans, because really, who can resist seeing what everyone is talking about!
Just know that whether you like it or not – after you watch this sex tape, it will be the only thing you will think about as you reach for the remote on Tuesday night.
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. I don’t know about you ladies but I can definitely use a little extra push to get through the rest of my Wednesday! Up above we’ve got the first episode of I Hit It With An Axe, a new reality TV series featuring porn starlets like Satine Phoenix playing D&D. Satine also gave io9 an extensive interview on the premise and her gaming style.
I declare the rest of today as outrageous products day, some are real some are fake can you spot the difference?
Mood lipstick – when you don’t want to be too subtle about how horny you are.
Xbiz tells us the winners of Lover’s Choice’s Most Romantic Shop Contest, you can check out the online retail winner here.
Why should men with tiny tiny penises change for their women? Vagifit is for the men to give women to shrink their vaginas so the men can feel more adequate for their lovers.
Having trouble getting men, and some women, to look you in the eye? Well, use the secret weapon of French women: Forehead Tittaes.
Ok this one isn’t a product but it is too awesome not to mention: Japan has a Vagina and Penis festivals and there are pics of these awesome festivals in action.
- Who else knows porn best? News anchor Megyn Kelly’s on-air Lawyer. Definitely stay tuned for the last 30 seconds!
- Speaking of lawyers, a Queens woman and her husband are suing a wig store for an accident where a mannequin head fell on her foot. Apparently the “injury” is disrupting their sex life because she can no longer make a fist with her toes. This actually makes me question – can folks sue for pain and suffering when their injury only affects the way they get off? Valid question!
- This is the week for sexy accident news! A recent car crash in the Florida Keys was caused by a woman trying to shave her bikini line while driving. She was on the way to see her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for action when she arrived. Even weirder, her ex-husband was in the passenger seat, controlling the wheel as she trimmed down. Words defy… (via Jezebel) Read the rest of this entry »
While everyone and there mother is pretty much over the train wreck that is MTV’s Jersey Shore, the porno industry is just beginning their Garden State parody adventures. While a number of Jersey Shore spoofs are in the works, this is the first trailer I’ve seen so far. And let me tell you, it was quite a way to start a Monday morning.
While this may not get you as hard as Pauly D’s gelled updo, it will definitely bring the laughs. It’s true, those PopPorn/Zero Tolerance people are some seriously funny folks.
Plus, I totally love James Deen as Pauly D. Somehow he can even make an Ed Hardy shirt seem less douchey.
For the people like me that can’t remember what happened five seconds ago, let alone earlier this week, this is a reminder that porn star Savanna Samson will be on 30 Rock tonight, playing “Porn Liz.” Can. Not. Wait!
Since the Real World began in 1992, the reality phenomenon has followed everyone from Hulk Hogan to Hugh Hefner and featured a handful of porno celebrities, including lengend Ron Jeremy. Now that reality programming is in full swing, porno is takin’ over! The porn stars are coming out in full force on star Demi Delia’s new reality web show, “Mommy XXX.” Premiering on June 9, the web show features porn star/mom Demi Delia, along with her family and the trove of porn stars that live in her house (like Carly Parker, Alanah Rae and Steve Knight, and even her ex-husband Randy Spears, who stops by often.
All in all, it sounds like quite the summer show to watch. See for yourself, starting June 9 on MommyXXX.com.
Find out more about Demi Delia and watch movies here on HM4Her.
Fans of Janice Dickinson’s Modeling Agency may have heard that one her current models, Martin Richie, was in porn before finding his way to reality television. What you may not realize, is that he’s not the first Dickinson model to fuck on camera. Claudio Martin (Rodrigo De Carli) was a Rascal exclusive before leaving the industry to pursue a non-adult modeling career via reality television, but thankfully we’ve got plenty of footage of this handsome man in action.
Martin is a total top, and dudes have a habit of falling to their knees to worship once they see his big, uncut cock. Eddie Stone, another Rascal exclusive with chiseled good looks, takes him on in the first scene. Both men prove that they’re oral champs as they take turns sucking cock. Watching Martin as he fucks Stone’s face makes me wonder why he ever walked away from porn.
The threesome between Martin, Jeremy Jordan, and Brandon Lee is also worth mentioning. Lee is one of a handful of Asian actors working for a major studio and is spectacular here as he plows Jordan from behind while Stone sinks his dick deep down the twink’s throat. When it comes to gay porn, I typically believe in the whole “the more, the merrier” theory, and this scene is just one reason why.
I haven’t seen Dickinson’s Modeling Agency, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Claudio should probably stick with porn. Why be an average model on a crappy show when you can be an amazing porn star for the hottest studio in the industry?
So, it’s not porn, but if you tuned into the season opener of Survivor: Gabon last night, you may have caught a brief glimpse of a doctor Marcus Lehman’s wang. I know, penis in primetime!! It’s super exciting. I unfortunately missed it, mostly because I lost interest in the show eight or so years ago – but you can watch a brief video over at feyfriends.com.
The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency has another former porn star in the house this year! We just confirmed that Martin (York Hubbard) can be seen in scene six of Boyride Films The Big Swell. So those of you who want to see another reality star get bent over, now’s your chance.
Queerclick also did a quick piece about Martin modeling for Cruiser Boys. Looks like he’s been busy!
Martin isn’t the first boy with a porn past to appear on the reality show and I’m sure he won’t be the last. Regardless of his past, it should be interesting to follow his story and see how being deaf affects modeling. I’m sure it makes living with Dickinson easier…
Anyways, here’s a dirty picture of this handsome bottom
If you need a nother reason to tune into HGTV this summer, I just found this over at Fleshbot!
Suddenly, HGTV is more than just about flipping houses and designing on dimes: first we hear that one of its former hosts is starting his own naked goth girl site, and now our intrepid colleagues at Gay Porn Blog have revealed that current “Design Star” contestant and Le Corbusier fan Michael Verdugo received some valuable hardware and still life training appearing as “Jeremy Wess” in movies like “Rope Rituals” for legendary bondage producer Tom “Ropes” McGurk.
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