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Quickies
Let’s be honest here, most people don’t watch a porno from beginning to end. There are tons of great feature movies that deserve it, but the whole point of porno is to get off and it usually doesn’t take three hours and a detailed plot to do that.
Today’s top five features my favorite classic movies that are under 10 minutes, because sometimes you just want to get off and get on with your day!
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So, when I first saw this movie on the site, I had mixed feelings about it. I love Vanessa Del Rio, the sexy Puerto Rican who set the screen on fire in the 70s and 80s, but was a little pissed that the studio had taken this classic clip and tainted it with a cheesy MILF reference in the title. Obvious marketing move and Del Rio deserves more, in my opinion.
Regardless, I took a look and was pleased to see a hot clip I had never seen before. Del Rio starts off by treating her man to a little oral before he jackhammers her until he explodes. It’s a quick, frantic fuck and perfect for anyone looking for a little quickie. If you’re looking for a brief visual aide to push you over the edge, you can’t do much better than a classic scene starring this firecracker!
-The Porn Librarian
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Welcome to Coney Island! New Yorkers are going to love this classic clip that’s packed full of amusement park landmarks and a XXX ride on the Wonder Wheel! Tiffany Clark and Jonathan Ford go for the ride of a lifetime in this vintage short from Golden Age Cinema.
While it’s really brief, there’s plenty of action as they’re all over each other as soon as the ride takes off. They make out briefly before Ford pulls out his dick and Clark goes down on him. Once she’s had a taste, she pulls up her red dress and sits on his cock – you know, just to make things interesting. It’s a frantic scene, as they both work to get off quickly, that ends with a high altitude money shot.
This is probably the best quickie I’ve ever seen because of the vintage NY footage and the sense of urgency. I mean, it’s under four minutes, but how much time to you really have to get it on without getting caught?
-The Porn Librarian
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I’m kind of in love with this short flick starring Taija Rae and Little Oral Annie. A lot of short films are good, but this one is so packed full of hot fucking that it seems to go on forever. They’ve managed to pack a porno’s worth of XXX into ten exciting minutes. Plus, Rae would completely fit into one of today’s hipster movies with her cute hair cut and bad ass attitude.
Anyways, Rae is, based on the title, a horny secretary. Her boss, George Payne, is very concerned with his employee’s well being and bends her over the desk for a little of the old in and out! After some scorching hot action, Little Oral Annie comes in to check out the situation as Payne continues to pound away. Before long, the girls are engaged in some hot 69 action before Payne joins them and the anal adventures begin.
My only complaint is that this one fades out quickly after the money shot, but since a lot of these old clips never make it that far, I’m ok with it. Overall, this one features some big names showing just why they’re still well known today! It’s definitely worth ten minutes of your time…
-The Porn Librarian
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Written by: J.D. on July 23rd, 2008
Why isn’t the gym ever like this when I go? If my workout sessions involved fucking girls in short shorts – or even watching – I’d be a total gym bunny! And like some of those five minute workout videos, this movie is short, to the point and definitely gets your heart pumping. My favorite part is when she takes his dick out of his short shorts from the bottom, which makes me laugh because whenever I see guys in tiny shorts, I’m always curious how they don’t have their cocks peeking out the bottom. But lucky for us (and him), this one did! And let’s not forget the sign of a true athlete – keeping your sneakers on while you get naked and get busy. We’ve definitely got a couple of fitness fanatics on our hands!
-J.D. Bauchery
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Written by: J.D. on March 7th, 2008
There is nothing like classic porn. Sure the contemporary stuff goes places they wouldn’t have dreamed of back then, but there is just something about grainy film and dated apparel that brings back the taboos of the time for me. This super quickie is a perfect example of an amateur classic, with that old home movie feeling I love, like we just accidentally stumbled upon this risqué flick among a pile of vacation and family party reels. The quality isn’t great, but that’s kind of the point, isn’t it? Plus, keep a look out for the impressive one-handed double penetration complete with clit stim. At a whopping 7 minutes long, its not like you could miss it.
-J.D. Bauchery
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The Collar is a vintage clip with a fetish edge. It’s just shy of eight minutes, but packed full of titillating visuals that plays out more like an art school film than a typical porno. You’ll get to watch as the man binds his partner with wrist and ankle restraints before dining on her hairy pussy. His dominance is apparent, but so is his worship of her from the opening seconds. The film is mostly foreplay, which is refreshing, and is edited in a way that somehow manages to tell the entire tale in a short amount of time. You’ll also get to see two fantastic afros, a flaccid penis (I know, how unusual!) and an erotic story that’s oozing sensuality.
-The Porn Librarian
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