So, I was pretty put off by this movie within the first few minutes. This guy totally walks in and forces a kiss on a woman looking at an apartment for reant. Inappropriate! What the hell? Alas, she melts. Some may argue that this condones bad behavior. To that I say this: porn is about fantasy and I know many women who have this fantasy. Sure, some porn is much closer to reality than others, but isn’t playing make believe fun too?
I’m pretty into these Dane Jones pornos. They’re short and some fiery passionate stuff goes down. In this particular movie, the home invader doesn’t bother to fully remove her clothing before working her over with his tongue and eventually fucking her. Who has time to take off their pants these days, anyway? First with her legs in the air and then form behind, he gives her a proper fucking which you can tell she is in to, but doesn’t over act. The two move to the floor where each manage to get one pant leg off. They go at it for a bit longer and he eventually splooges on her ass like any polite stranger would.
He gets dressed and leaves, but not before giving her a few thank you kisses on his way out. At least he was sweet about the whole come in and use you for your sex thing. I kid. She is happy and looks like she could go for a little more, but she’ll be on her own to finish herself off. It’s a pretty hot fantasy-come-to-real-(porno) life scenario and I totally dig the way they did it. I think any woman, or man for that matter, would enjoy indulging their mental sexcapade with Fucked By A Stranger.
Watch Fucked By A Stranger now!
Love,
Ginger
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I love it when people (in real life and in porn) sneak off to fuck when all sorts of normal everyday activity is taking place. I like knowing that dirty deeds are going down while you are a wall away from the goings-on of mundane life. Sure, I’m a nerd for HotOldMovies, but I was drawn to this movie by the hospital set up.
What looks like a couples of nurses sneak into the supply closet to get a lit sip of some naughty water. I’m not exactly sure what it is that they’re drinking, but I’m pretty sure it is for patients only. The two start to get a little twisted and the naughtiness ensues. Surprise! They keep the door locked, blocking a nurse from entering who dismisses the fact that she can’t get in. It is totally realistic. Heh.
The short haired brunette rocks the super long disco nails complete with coral colored polish. Her perky natural breasts made my eyes happy, almost as happy as watching her stuff her panties in boy’s mouth. With a little cock sucking intro, the two fuck their little hearts out. We get to see flashes of the outside world – doctors looking over files, patients chilling with get well cards and flowers, the usual hospital activities. Meanwhile, our couple is getting it done late 70′s style. Awesome!
I still want to know exactly what they were drinking.
Watch Hospital Hump now!
Love,
Ginger
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Seka, you’re such a fox! No one wears platinum blonde hair and blue eye shadow quite like you. And you rock a scarf like were born to do it!
Seriously, Seka was and still is a super babe. She totally drips with sex appeal and hey, have you seen her rack? Yes, I’m totally into her parts. I’m okay with it. She is a pretty awesome lady, too. In case you don’t believe me, you can read the 20 questions interview that HM4Her did with her long before my time.
We have tons of movies starring the ravishing Seka, but I am always charmed by 8mm films. I love the HotOldMovies film clips, even though they are grainy and missing any and all of the sex sounds. In this particular porno, Seka decides to wake her lover up with a blow job. I love that she totally gets him hard with her mouth. No pills were used – just good old fashioned cock sucking! Thank you, 1970s.
We get treated to plenty of fucking and in less than 8 minutes we are left satisfied and ready for a sandwich and a nap. I love you, sexy Seka. Thanks for getting it done in no time.
Watch Danish #4 – Seka now!
Love,
Ginger
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There’s nothing better than a quickie, so I figured that ten of them in a row would have to be a good thing!
Right off the bat I was surprised by how much variety you’ll find in this collection. I figured there would be ten standard hardcore scenes that played out in basically the same way. This is not the case at all. You’ll see anal, foot fetish, threesomes, interracial, POV and more packed into one neat little package.
Why I don’t expect everyone wants to see all of this, o it’s a good place to start if you’re looking to check out something new.
I’ve had a thing for Tee Real since watching him defile one of the Brady girls back before spoofs had jumped the shark and loved watching he and Victoria Sinn get it on. If you’re a fan of anal, you’ll love to see her handle his thick dick like the pro that she is.
If you’re looking for ten minutes of good old fashioned fucking, I’d recommend watching scene eight with Mark Wood and Sabrina Snow. You’re not going to see anything new, but they are a lot of fun to watch!
While those were the two scenes that stood out to me, there’s a lot going on here. I love that each scene is about ten minutes long, because who besides JD and I seriously watches hours of porn at a time?? This isn’t the greatest thing I’ve ever seen, but interesting and worth a mention.
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I thought I’d kick off the week before Halloween with a super awesome vintage quickie, Perversion, from legendary Italian director Lasse Braun. What better way to celebrate the season than with a Coven sacrifuck of a super hung dude?
I definitely understand why these women decided it would be a shame to simply sacrifice this dude and move on… That’s one gorgeous cock! I was even beginning to wonder if they’d found a new god to worship after now much time they spent on their knees. There’s a lot of oral to kick things off and right off the bat I found myself appreciating Braun’s work. He does an amazing job of capturing the action and it’s apparent he really cares about every aspect of the film. The women look amazing (especially their bedazzeled faces) and while the set may lot live up to today’s blockbusters like Pirates, it’s pretty well done.
With witches, anal and a skeleton, this is the perfect halloween movie for those of you who appreciate these little pieces of history.
Also, if you don’t know much about Braun and are interested in porno history, I’d recommend a quick internet search. He’s a really interesting dude and just happens to be the father of Axel Braun. Apparently the XXX apple doesn’t fall far from the fucking tree.
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We get paid to watch porn. That means we have 40 hours a week* to check out the latest XXX movies and then make suggestions to you, our faithful readers. Of course, I know that realistically you probably aren’t looking to sit down and watch an entire two hour movies every time you consume porn. There are full length features that you definitely should watch, but I know from personal experience that sometimes there’s nothing better than 8-10 minutes of hot and heavy action to get you where you need to go!
Today’s T5T features some of my favorite quickies. These short clips are super sexy but don’t require you set aside an evening to enjoy. They’re also a great way to set the mood because if you’re watching XXX with a partner, hopefully you aren’t paying attention for that long!
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Mickey Mod: I’m really excited that we’re offering movies from Shine Louse Houston’s HeavenlySpire.com now. This is the first addition to the site and it’s super duper awesome. Mickey Mod is one gorgeous guy and I love the artistic nature of this JO flick. It’s nice to see someone really take the top to capture the beauty of male masturbation! |
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She Male Encounters – Garden Of Delight: While I’m not a huge fan of the series name “She Male Encounters,” I was really curious about this collection of short movies from the 70s because, to be frank, I haven’t seen very much transsexual stuff from this time period. It’s an interesting clip and both stars are pretty damn hot.. |
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Classic & Vintage – Summer Sex: I love watching people get busy in the great outdoors, so I had to recommend this clip for those of you who feel the same way. Basically, you’ve got two girls who decide to take advantage of the nice weather when a dude wanders into the picture and turns their pairing into a fun in the sun threesome. |
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Magnum Collection – Newspaper Boy #2: I reviewed this one a while back and really liked it, so I figure this is a good chance to highlight it again. Both of twinks are super hot and the XXX is top notch. If you like younger dudes and classic porn, this is a must see. |
-The Porn Librarian
*I wish this were true.
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Some times you get what you pay for and sometimes you get the hottest kinky short in the world for free! That’s right, you can now stream Erika Lust’s Handcuffs for free on the site. If that’s not incentive enough to check it out, I figured I should review it too. Honestly, you should just stop wasting your time and go watch it, but I’ll share my thoughts for those of you who are interested.
While this one is only seven minutes long, it’s definitely one of the hottest things I’ve seen this year. Olga Blanco is amazing as a woman on a blind date who notices a handsome couple enter the bar and is far more intrigued in the fact that Natalia Paris is handcuffed than her boring companion. I loved seeing the way the Dom takes care of his lady. Watching him offer her a sip of martini and share a cigarette is such an intimate moment and Lust does a great job of presenting their relationship dynamics in just a few quick shots.
I don’t want to ruin all of the good stuff on this one, but just know that things get really interesting after Olga sees the couple sneak into a back room while she’s on her way to the rest room.
I really can’t express strongly enough how much I think you should go watch this movie. Lust proves that she’s one of the best in the biz again with Handcuffs. The actors are engaging, the film is beautifully shot and even the music is perfect. No detail is overlooked and the results are stunning.
If you don’t believe me, you should know that Handcuffs was awarded as Best Experimental Short Film at CineKink in New York 2010 and as Sexiest Short Film of the Year 2010 at The Feminist Porn Awards in Toronto. Pretty impressive, right?
If you like what you see, don’t hesitate to check out Lust Film’s latest – Life, Love, Lust.
Enough words – go watch!
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Ain’t no woman like a Southern girl…
I can’t even express how much I love these old film loops – they’re everything that’s good about XXX without all of the bullshit. This threesome from OZ Films is just another great example of the good old days.
This one starts off with two ladies all decked out in their cotillion dresses who don’t waste any time getting to the pussy eating. Before long, a dude dressed like a Civil War general comes in brandishing a long sword. No – really, he’s got a giant sword that he whips out while one of the ladies pulls out his cock and the girls take turns sucking him off.
I especially love the blond, although the girl in the red dress has a pretty amazing body, and once she climbs on Sergeant Schlong and starts bucking her hips, I was completely sold on this scene. At almost ten minutes long, there’s plenty of XXX to get you where you need to go in this quickie.
There’s just something about the big dresses that make this fun and sexy. While I suppose they get in the way a bit, I love the way all those frills look thrown over a girls head! If you’re looking for a fun three-way romp where everyone has a great time, you should take a look at Southern Ladies Ball.
-The Porn Librarian
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We’ve been fantasizing about hitting the road this summer, so when I saw this classic in the recently added section, I clicked play and loved every second of it. It’s like a trippy homage to the swingin’ seventies and the great American road trip.
Basically two dudes pick up three girls along the side of the highway and before long one couple is getting frisky in the back of a sweet convertible while everyone else hangs out in the front seat. I was pretty surprised and very pleased when the sun-kissed brunette climbs on top and starts riding her man’s cock without any concerns for the passing traffic. Let me just say, it was a good day to be a trucker!
After a while, the crew pulls over and everyone gets in on the action. The best part is that they make great use of the car. One girl is bent over the back seat getting drilled doggie style while another is sitting on the windshield while the driver eats her out.
This clip is only 8 minutes long, but a really great look at how fantastic things were back in the golden age of pornography. Everyone is gorgeous and having a great time – definitely a must see for fans of classic porn.
Note to self: rent convertible for road trip.
-The Porn Librarian
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So I was super excited when I saw a movie called “Sex in the Library.” I kind of like libraries and had visions of a sexy librarian getting drilled up against the stacks. Unfortunately, the set for this scene doesn’t look anything like any library I’ve ever visited. I mean, they do show books for about two seconds at one point and I suppose they could be going at it in some bizarre office, but I have to say that I was disappointed right away.
After getting over the initial let down, I have to say this is a pretty good classic scene. It’s only seven minutes long, but that’s a lifetime for these old school clips and we are treated to a complete scene that captures everything from the opening bj to a closing money shot. The couple mixes it up quite a bit, which is pretty common for this era, with a little reverse cowboy and doggie style, but my favorite part is when the librarian, and I use that term loosely, falls onto a red vinyl chair, puts her legs over her friends shoulders and gets drilled until they move on to the next position. I wasn’t sure the chair was going to hold them they were going at it so hard!
In the end, don’t watch this one if you have a library fetish, but if you’re a fan of 70s porno, this is one of the better clips I’ve seen in a while.
-The Porn Librarian
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