To start off this week of holiday porno reviews, we thought we’d offer up a recap of XXX-mas movies past.
Santa’s Revenge
When it comes to themed porn, I am very set in my ways. This is especially true of holiday porn. I don’t care how many Santa hats you have on the box cover, I want there to be a Christmas plot… or at LEAST Santa/tree/mistletoe in every scene.… More
So, last week my partner proposed to me and, of course, I said yes. Though it seems a little weird to announce it on the site, I kind of have to, because it’s all I can think about. And because it’s all I can think about, it translates to the pervy work I am doing, which means that this Top Five Tuesday is all about the wedded bliss of porno! That’s right – five bridal flicks to feast your eyes on. Though we aren’t doing the deed for a while, I figured I should start preparing now for the wedding night and get some additional pointers.… More
As summer begins its wind down, I’ve started getting nostalgic for all things warm weather related, including beaches. Sure, I am the first person to express my distaste for sex in the sand, but when it comes to watching surfer porn, I can make an exception. Plus, the porno version of beach sex is so much hotter than anything that’s really going on seaside.… More
Who needs a Happy New Year when you can have a Fucky New Year?!? I know I sure don’t! I’d much rather spend New Year having group sex than sitting around drinking cheap champagne and wearing silly hats. Butt sex and blowjobs all around!
Private’s Fucky New Year is a fairly hardcore porno filled with patying and sex. Their a natural marriage, so why not? Sure, I know it is Januray 2nd and all, but I’m sure you still have a little of that NYE spirt left in ya!… More
Ho Ho Ho, Happy Holidays! For you, a toy truck; for you a new iPod; and for you, a nice white cumshot! Merrrrry Christmas! Sometimes all you want for Christmas is splooge. Sure, I know that the money shot get a bad rap in porn – that it signifies all that is male-focused in dirty movies. While I do agree that when it comes to mainstream porno movies, the cumshot is the pièce de résistance, I think there is something to be said about some women really fucking enjoying their dude’s pearly white cum, be it on their faces, tits, or wherever else he shoots. I get that there is more to sex than that, but who am I to yuck someone else’s yum (aka.… More
It’s time to get into the holiday spirit with an entire week of Christmas porn! We’re spreading the holiday cheer with our love of dirty movies because we don’t think anything gives you that warm fuzzy feeling quite like watching people fuck.
Santa has instructed his naughty little helpers to make the make as many Christmas wishes come true as possible. By Christmas wishes he means get their dirty sexin’ on with a bunch of horny dudes that want nothing more than to bang beautiful women. You got to love jolly ol’St.… More
If there is one thing I am, it is a total Anal Advocate! This amazing orifice is not only super sexy, it’s filled with all sorts of delicious nerve endings – even on the outside! For all you people who still shy away from the backdoor, fear not, this fantastic starfish of pleasure is sure to thrill you and have you begging for more! Check out our top five hetero Anal Adventures for some action from the rear!… More
Can you beleive it’s that time of year again?? The fabulous folks over at Good For Her have released the annual nomination list for the Feminist Porn Awards – and holy cow are there some hot tamales on the list!!! For today’s Top Five Tuesday, I took on the near-impossible job of narrowing that delicious list down to five seriously awesome picks that top my own personal spank bank. While I wanted to include almost every movie, here are the five that make me sweat extra hard.… More
Here comes the bride, all dressed in… black? And not just any black – the shiny black of fetish gear and the highest heels I’ve ever seen! Hot, right!? Well, let’s back it up a little and start at the beginning. Basically, while grieving the death of his beautiful new wife, a widow finds clues that something might be amiss about the accident that killed her. After following clues, he ends up at a country mansion, where he finds his wife; very much alive – and kinky as hell. She explains that she loves him very much, but he’s a total drag between the sheets. She needs more, but still wanted him to get the insurance money out of it. How… sweet??… More
Want to watch people fuck in the clothes? Me either typically, but when I saw this softcore version of Private’s Dressed to Cum I decided to give it a shot.
They’re one of the hottest European studios and if anyone can do softcore justice, I figured it would be them!
One of my favorite things about this one is that it’s a Private movie I can recommend to people who don’t like to watch anal.… More