I’ve been looking over my impossibly long list of movies to review the last couple of days and have decided to tackle a couple that I really should have watched by now including Not the Cosbys XXX.

Because it’s my job to watch porn, I feel like there are certain movies that I MUST watch and this is one of them. There are a billion spoofs out there, but it seems like this is one that got a lot of buzz and I’m really interested to see Thomas Ward as Bill Cosby because I think it’s really interesting that the cast a comedian as a major character and he doesn’t get naked! Ward was brilliant and added so much to this porno without taking his pants off.

This one plays out like a single episode – basically Denise, played by the lovely Misty Stone, is ready to trade in her V card but wants it to be “special.” Didn’t we all… Anyways, we quickly learn that she’s in touch with her sexuality from a smokin’ hot solo scene that starts off the movie. It’s a good chance to really appreciate Stone as she gets herself off with a textured purple vibe.

Next up is an orgy, which while pretty hot, didn’t really fit in for me. Denise storms out before things get started and then it’s just a bunch of white people getting it on. Jenny Hendrix stood out for me, but I really want this to be more about the Cosbys…

Scene three is one of my favorites. I love Tyler Knight and Tori Black and they definitely are into each other. Plus, who didn’t fantasize about getting it on with Theo back in the day? Once Theo peels off his amazing 80s shirt, Black goes down on him and we get some nice POV shots. By the time she sits on his fat dick, I had totally forgotten about the second scene not fitting into my idea of what this movie should be!

The rest of the movie is pretty good, but I really want to talk about the last scene where Denise finally gives it up! Scott Lyons is the lucky dude and, after seeing that awesome stone washed jean jacket, I’m not surprised she picked him. I don’t know much about Lyons, but all of my focus was on Stone anyways, so I’ve got no complaints about him. Denise really shines, but for some reason I doubt that was really her first time!

Overall, this is a really great movie even though I think it’s kind of weird that almost every scene was interracial. That’s probably an unfortunate sign of what sells in this business. Regardless, the sex was hot, the plot was well acted and funny and the outfits were amazing. This is one of the best spoofs I’ve seen this year!

Well, the stars have aligned and it is officially 90210 day!  And of course we need to celebrate – porno style.  So sit back and relax with your old friends at the Peach Pit!

At least this time Donna isn’t drunk at the prom… Donna Martin Graduates!

xoxo
J.D.

We do awesome work here at HotMoviesforHer.com, but I’m afraid we’ll never be able to top this porno review from Lt. Jim Dangle and Deputy Travis Junior of Reno 911. These guys decided to give the porno spoof of their popular show, Reno 911 – A XXX Parody, the time and love it deserves and the results are hilarious.

How can you not watch this one when even the dudes being spoofed are telling you it’s great??

Oh, and we’ve also got the Friends Spoof.

While making movies about the porno industry is nothing new (remember Boogie Nights?), recently released film “Finding Bliss” is a little different.  First off, it’s based on a true story – which makes is so much more interesting; and secondly, it’s directed by the woman who actually lived it.  Yeah, you heard me, I said woman – and a behind the scenes one at that!

When director Julie Davis moved to Hollywood fresh out of college over 2 decades ago, she hoped to kick star her career in film.  And while she did work with film, it wasn’t exactly what she expected… working at The Playboy Channel, editing hard-core porn.  Davis only worked in porno for a year, but apparently her foray into adult stuck once she made it in the mainstream world.  Based on her time in the industry, Davis crafted “Finding Bliss,” a comedy about a college-educated woman that can only find work behind the camera in the porn industry, then goes on to use her “talent” to shoot her own movie.  Pretty hilarious, right?

Check out the trailer:

We are super excited to see this indie flick once it comes out in wide release.  How awesome is it that they are featuring the porno industry from behind the camera, and from a woman’s point-of-view!?!

(via Jezebel)

I just needed to share the excitement!

xoxo
J.D. Bauchery

Sasha Grey, that is.  We woke up this morning to an awesome pop cultural commentary with the 2010 mainstream crossover star on Nerve.com.

Check out some of her comments:

The Graduate
See The Graduate. I recently re-watched it and I think it’s a hilarious film. It’s actually one of the best comedies out there. And there are just so many layers to that film: it’s funny, it’s serious, it’s dramatic. It has things that everybody can relate to. And there’s definitely an aesthetic to the film, visually, that’s lost in the majority of films today. [Ben Braddock] just graduated from college. Whether or not people are college graduates, [they can still think], “Okay, I’m twenty, twenty-one years old. Where am I going from here? I’ve been completely serious about my life up until this point, but now I have no idea what I want.”

Richard Kern
Right now I’m actually editing my own book, so I’m kind of in pain, going over and over and over things with a fine-toothed comb. And that’s coming out this fall. It’s a photography book, and there’s a lot of self-portraits and a lot of documentary-style photography, and my views on the photographs in the book, what they mean to me, and what inspired me to take them. I’m a huge fan of photography, a huge fan of Terry Richardson.  I actually had the pleasure of shooting with him five or six times, same thing with Richard Kern. Especially Kern, I think he has such an interesting aesthetic. He lifted up that new-wave, post-punk era, and I really enjoy his aesthetic and his approach to his work.

Read the rest at Nerve.com.  And definitely don’t forget to take a look at Sasha’s movies!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

I tried to resist it. I really did. But the cover of the latest spoof of my favorite gang of kids from Beverly Hills has been teasing me all week and I’m about to give in.

Please tell me I’m not the only one.

Worried that you’re not doing it enough? Emily from Asylum.com offers her expertise on this touchy subject. Just watch it.

(via the frisky)

We got the chance to see Lady GaGa at Dinah Shore last year and let me just say that she is one talented lady. After realizing she has a lot more to offer than insane outfits and catchy pop songs, I became a fan.

I saw a lot of talk about the new epic women in prison video she and Beyonce just put out, but I didn’t realize there are porn stars in it until this morning (thanks AVN!)

That’s right, if you watch closely you’ll see Jessica Drake and Alektra Blue in the opening sequence as Lady Gaga is led to her cell. If all girls in prison are anything like these two ladies, lock me up and throw away the key!

If you haven’t see the video for Telephone yet check it out and don’t forget to keep an eye out for two of XXX’s sexiest ladies!

Finally, be sure to check out our favorite women’s prison porno ever – River Rock Women’s Prison.

I had so much fun recapping the Golden Globes in my last Top Five Tuesday that I couldn’t pass up the chance to do the same thing for the Grammys. While I didn’t actually watch the show last weekend, I think I’m more than qualified to make loose connections between some of the winners and porn titles. Enjoy!

ps. can you believe Steve Martin won for best Blue Grass album? How bizarre is that?

Use Somebody: This King of Leon song won for Best Rock Song this year and will most likely win an AVN Award next year when it is licensed for a porno. I honestly can’t believe there isn’t already a XXX flick by this name, but I expect that will be rectified within a month. For now, you’ll have to be happy with this Grapik Arts movie – I know I would much rather watch it than see Taylor Swift look surprised to win her billionth awards.

Single Ladies: Thanks to Beyonce, the entire nation has dressed up in a unitard in order to upload their own version of Single Ladies to the internet. I also expect that everyone realizes just what can happen if you don’t put a ring on it… If you are wondering, check out Ladies Night to see just what happens when all the single ladies get together for a night of fun!

Relapse: Eminem has a long history with the LGBT community – he’s pissing us off with his lyrics one week and staying in Elton John’s pool house the next… Because of this, I really couldn’t pass up the chance to connect his Grammy winning album Relapse with this Latino Fan Club movie packed full of hung studs sucking and fucking.

Sweet Thing: Keith Urban’s song Sweet Thing may have won for Best Male Country Vocal Performance, but I think we all know there’s a little something sweeter out there. Pleasure Productions knows what I’m talking about and that’s why they released The Sweetest Thing – a collection of hardcore XXX action. Sorry Keith, but I’ll take Gina Lynn and Evan Stone any day.

Boom Boom Pow: And this year’s AVN Award for best use of Onomatopoeia in a porno title goes to Jules Jordan’s Boom Boom Pow! Just a little prediction for the 2011 AVN Awards… I’m guessing the BEP will then come out and perform because I’m pretty sure they have a contract with a higher power to perform at every single awards show.

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Today’s mixtape rewind is for those of you who are old enough to have seen Pretty In Pink in a movie theater. My older brother and sister took me, although I’m guessing they didn’t have a choice. We smuggled in twizzlers and hung out after with their super cool friends while waiting for my mom to pick us up. It was essentially the best day of my young life.

A great song from Phoenix and a fantastic mash up of some of John Hughes’ best movies!