Man, oh man, that Carrie Prejean has a big decision in front of her. In yesterday’s Link Love, I mentioned that the former Miss California was approached by porn mega studio Vivid Entertainment Group and offered $1 million to star in a movie for them. Apparently they even have a copy of her much talked … Continue reading Just Say No (to) Carrie Prejean
Studio: PenthouseCategory: Spoofs I swore to myself I wasn’t going to watch any more Palin porn. It hurts my stomach to think about that woman, but when I found that there was a fucking machine AND Tommy Gunn in this one, I couldn’t resist. I’m going to come out and just say that the Palin … Continue reading Drill Baby Drill
Photo via Air Sex World Championships Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek. I know it’s a short week, but Monday went so fast that it seems like it was pretty much a dream, and we are back again with looking forward to Friday at 5. No worries though, because it’s Humpday and it’s time to celebrate with a … Continue reading Link Love
Studio: HustlerCategory: Features I tried to resist reviewing this movie, mostly because I still get a little angry whenever I see or hear any reference to Alaska’s fine governor, but the fact that Nina Hartley plays Hillary Clinton in it was just too much to pass by. Oddly enough, I didn’t love the threesome scene … Continue reading Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? – Adventures Of A Hockey MILF
Happy Presidents Day! Alright, it’s not THAT happy for me – I’m one of the suckers that doesn’t get today as a paid holiday, but still, I’m gonna power through the disappointment of a three-day weekend cut short and celebrate our forefathers in the best way I know how… through porno! In honor of Washington, Lincoln … Continue reading Happy Presidents Day!
It snowed all day yesterday and today getting to work today was gross. How we started off the week at 50 degrees and devolved into this is beyond me. I could go on and on about my loathing for the winter months, but really, we’d both want to punch me a few minutes in. I … Continue reading Link Love
I knew the First Family seemed totally down to earth, but wow, I guess they really are just like us. One day in office and already some media outlets are startin’ with the “sex scandals.” Sheesh. But let’s face it, this is freaking hilarious! (via JizLee’s Twitter) xoxo –J.D. Bauchery
Yesterday was so exciting with all the inauguration craziness and everything going on. And today Obama gets settled into the White House and hits the ground running while we return to our daily grind. Thank goodness it’s humpday, or we’d really have a hard time getting back into the swing of this week. Humpday gives us perfect view of the days we’ve … Continue reading Link Love
Today is one that will go down in history, as America just saw their first African-American president sworn in. Today’s top five Tuesday highlights my favorite historical spoofs. I know it’s a stretch, but it’s a lot harder to incorporate someone named Obama into a porno blog. The only good thing to come out of … Continue reading Top Five Tuesday – History in the Making!