We don’t usually write about politics here on HM4Her, but when it comes to former PA Senator Rick Santorum and his majorly anti-gay messages, we just can’t help but want to support his arch-nemesis, sex columnist Dan Savage.
Back in 2003, Santorum made some nasty remarks in the media that likened gay sex to bestiality (so fucked up, right?), so Dan Savage did what any offended queer with internet clout would do – he redefined Rick Santorum’s last name. That’s right, Savage decided that Santorum would be the new word for “the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.” Hilarious! And not only that, Savage’s reach was so great that the top two results when you Google the former Senator actually go to the new definition. So much so that Santorum is having a hard time raising money for his 2012 presidential campaign. Boo hoo. Maybe next time he’ll think before he talks… and Dan Savage is making sure he does.
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch! Now that we are done that week of so many holidays and we are back on the regular and here to send you off into the rest of the week with a little extra somethin’ somethin’ to get you through! So let’s get to the Link Lovin’
- This awesome ad series for an Aussie electronics website features one hell of a High Tech Fetish. Thank you guys so very much.
- The Liberal Democrat election candidate for the South Northants Council ward of Cosgrove and Grafton (across the pond in England), Holly-Ann Battye, recently posted pictures on the Internet of herself engaging in kinky games, including wearing a ball gag and one grabbing her own tits. And it’s causing quite an uproar. Nearly the same about of hubbub that folks give to stories of candidates that are outted as being kinksters, though we don’t hear about what a liar Battye is as well. I don’t get the big deal. So you like dirty shit and you are interested in politics… seems about the same to me… though I think of politics as far more perverse. (via Buzzfeed)
Span, otherwise known as Anna Arrowsmith, has been chosen as a Liberal Democrat candidate in the general election for a seat in Gravesham in Kent.
“Explaining why she wanted to be an MP, the 38-year-old – whose films include Where’s The Rent Boys? (sic) – said she was ‘disgusted’ by the MPs’ expenses scandal and believes women are under-represented in Parliament.
Mrs Arrowsmith, who is fighting Tory Adam Holloway’s seat of Gravesham in Kent, said: ‘I am not a professional politician, I have worked all my life to set up a successful business and I want to fight for the rights of people in Gravesham.’”
After seeing the fruits of Span’s dedication to changing the porn industry and making it more female friendly, we have total faith that she will rock political office and make Britain an even better (and sexier!) place to be!
“I’m truly honored to have received this appointment and am eager and excited about this opportunity that is before me,” Simpson said in a statement released by the National Center for Transgender Equality. “And at the same time, as one of the first transgender presidential appointees to the federal government, I hope that I will soon be one of hundreds, and that this appointment opens future opportunities for many others.”
Sasha Grey is quite the Renaissance woman these days! Aside from being an award-winning porn performer and crossover mainstream star who crossed right into a Steven Soderbergh flick, this 21-year-old lady is also a Newsweek contributor. Yep, you read that right. Seriously smart beyond her years, Grey was tapped to provide commentary on Newsweek’s “20/10: The Decade in Rewind,” a project they are collaborating on with Facebook.com. Fitting to her life in the sex world, Grey analyzes the political sex scandal involving South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford.
Instead of making a 21st-century apology, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford decided to take it “old school,” comparing his extramarital affairs to that of King David. Why not just say you find Pinocchio’s story interesting? Or, let’s see—Bill Clinton, Eliot Spitzer, John Edwards, John Ensign would have also worked! That would have been a surprising admission in an age where extramarital affairs no longer seem to grab our attention. Americans act so shocked when they hear about politicians, celebrities, and athletes having affairs, but I have to believe that many women who are married to men with power are aware of affairs, and accept it. Don’t ask, don’t tell; as long as they receive something in exchange from their husband—whether that exchange be children, money, material items, or sex. We create our own morals. It’s once the affair goes public that morals change. The wife feels shame and humiliation because of public awareness, yet felt no desire to speak out prior. She allowed this affair to go on, or allowed herself to stay in the relationship. She probably was more ashamed that her husband was such a moron, and thought he could get away with flying to Argentina on a commercial flight and claim he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. We live in one of the most liberated countries in the world, yet we are still conflicted with Bible Belt-infused guilt. Consensual sexual preferences shouldn’t govern our politics, media, or way of life. Ideally, we should all openly have something extra on the side. (Newsweek)
Man, oh man, that Carrie Prejean has a big decision in front of her. In yesterday’s Link Love, I mentioned that the former Miss California was approached by porn mega studio Vivid Entertainment Group and offered $1 million to star in a movie for them. Apparently they even have a copy of her much talked about sex tape (or tapes – there are rumors of eight videos floating around)! So, will she or won’t she??
Honestly, I would have been totally pro Prejean porn, until Donald Trump got involved and reminded me that it would be a bad idea.
Trump told one source. “Maybe,” Mr. Trump said only half-jokingly, “she should become a major porn star, make millions of dollars, and give it to worthy causes.” [via NYPost]
Remembering that Prejean is super anti gay marriage and that’s where all the money would go, I’ve changed my stance. Sorry Vivid, I just can’t chance it that she would deliver funds to help discriminate against us gays.
I guess that free boob job will just have to go un-ogled.
I swore to myself I wasn’t going to watch any more Palin porn. It hurts my stomach to think about that woman, but when I found that there was a fucking machine AND Tommy Gunn in this one, I couldn’t resist.
I’m going to come out and just say that the Palin jokes are kind of old at this point. I think I’ve personally reached a tipping point, but fortunately the fucking definitely makes up for it. India Summers plays “Tara Nailin” and while she’s no Lisa Ann, she definitely does a good job of portraying the former governor of Alaska. Plus, she gets nailed by an impact drill mounted dildo – impressive!
I know this is no big shocker, but my favorite scene is the third with Gunn and Rachel Roxxx, who is playing Palin’s puck bunny nanny. Gunn is a hockey player and spectacular as always. He starts off in full gear before Roxxx undresses him and he goes to town on her. I love the way she buries her face in his gear as he does her from behind, it’s apparent she loves sweaty hockey dudes! My only complaint about his scene, which is awesome, is that at some point Roxxx ends up wearing the hockey jersey. While this sounds kind of fun and sexy, it was just way too big and I prefer my porn stars buck naked.
I also loved the final scene with Nailin, Chris Johnson and the aforementioned fucking machine. Whether it’s Johnson or the dildo drilling Nailin, it’s super awesome. The entire scene has a ton of energy and who hasn’t thought about Nailin riding a big power tool at some point?
I have to admit I have a sort of love/hate relationship with this porno just because of my intense disgust regarding the woman it’s spoofing. It’s a really hot flick that’s funny and well-done – it just kind of hurts my stomach to think about Palin at all. If you’re looking for hot sex, political humor and are able to let go of things unlike me, you’ll definitely love it! -The Porn Librarian
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek. I know it’s a short week, but Monday went so fast that it seems like it was pretty much a dream, and we are back again with looking forward to Friday at 5. No worries though, because it’s Humpday and it’s time to celebrate with a little link lovin’.
Let’s get to it!
- The Air Sex World Championships are hitting the road in search of 2009 champ! Like air guitar, but sexier, air sex is all about playing with something that isn’t there- be it bass or boobs (like pictured above). The tour is stopping at 15 U.S. cities (sadly skipping Philly) to find the best of the best. Could you be the next Air Sex Champion? (via TinyNibbles)
- Porn star Stormy Daniels is thinking about running for Senate. The AP reports that Daniels is seriously considering the race and has formed a committee to look into running for the seat held by Louisiana Republican David Vitter. While it’s a little unconventional, sure, the way I see it is, if the Terminator can govern California, I see no reason why this can’t happen. Dream big! (via TinyNibbles)
I tried to resist reviewing this movie, mostly because I still get a little angry whenever I see or hear any reference to Alaska’s fine governor, but the fact that Nina Hartley plays Hillary Clinton in it was just too much to pass by. Oddly enough, I didn’t love the threesome scene between Paylin, Hartley’s Clinton and Jada Fire’s Condi Rice. I think I was actually a little uncomfortable with the whole thing and couldn’t get over it. Weird.
Anyways, what I did really like was the opening scene where Mick Blue and Sascha play Russian dudes (apparently Russia is in her backyard!) who totally tag team Paylin. While she’s no Tina Fey, Lisa Ann does a really good job of portraying McCain’s former running mate and I have to say I enjoyed watching these men go to town on her.
While I was a little reluctant to see this one, the non-sex scenes are freaking hilarious and Lisa Ann is fantastic as Paylin. She’s a super sexy and smart lady, and if you missed it the first time around you should check out the video interview we did with her last year. It’s nice to see her getting a lot of press again!
If you are far enough removed from the bullshit that went down with the real Palin, and are looking for a fun movie with big stars and hot sex, this Hustler flick is pretty rad.
PS Mike Horner is super awesome as Bill O’Reilly! -The Porn Librarian
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